Schaumburg

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I have been seeing this post for awhile now. Just not sure if it's a problem, any info would be greatly appreciated pm If you would like.[/QUOTE]So I just saw this girl and I most definitely will not repeat. She is very mechanical and kind of cold as a person. Any movement between the two of you will be the way she wants it. She'll get in the position you want but she won't do it the way you want. Now I'm not sure if that's my fault because I'm a bit on the girthy side #blessed. But for me she makes this business arrangement feel like just that a BUSINESS ARRANGEMENT. The pictures in the ad are definitely her. 8 years and two kids ago, she still looks pretty good but good with hella mileage. The whole experience was just off to me. Don't think I'll repeat.

[QUOTE=Bacomp;3087398]So I just saw this girl and I most definitely will not repeat. She is very mechanical and kind of cold as a person. Any movement between the two of you will be the way she wants it. She'll get in the position you want but she won't do it the way you want. Now I'm not sure if that's my fault because I'm a bit on the girthy side #blessed. But for me she makes this business arrangement feel like just that a BUSINESS ARRANGEMENT. The pictures in the ad are definitely her. 8 years and two kids ago, she still looks pretty good but good with hella mileage. The whole experience was just off to me. Don't think I'll repeat.[/QUOTE]I've visited her and she is a bit lack luster. I think the main upside is the price point, it has been said before in the forum. $. 6 is not a bad price when you are in a pinch.

I saw Mia from Polish Princess in the Schaumburg area, and it seems Polish Princess stats, and pics are not accurate. She was fuckable, and nice, but not exactly what I was expecting. On the website her stats are 19 years old, 32 C, 5' 4', and 115 lbs. I'm guessing she was mid-late 20's, 5' 2', 32 A, and 130 ish lbs. Again not terrible, but not as advertised. On the other site, a lot of reviews on the other girls at PP complain about the girls not looking anything close to the pics, and stats. If this is a normal thing for them it is better to just be upfront. I understand not wanting to put actual pictures on the web, but at least make the stats accurate. Instead they will have a lot of one time customers, or no customers if they keep getting reports of fake pics / stats.

Had not been here in about a year. Pleasantly surprised. Table shower fun, 5 star massage, yes it was that good. One hour. 6 +. 6 lots of mutual touch = HE. Better than average. YMMV.

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Jada seems to be about 5 or 6 months along. Can't see it in the pics, but she is.

$ for a hh, all inclusive- BBBJ and Greek included.

Only here till tomorrow though.

Just had my first walkout.

Lame massage, no tease, on flip wanted 6. I told her I better see tit. She shook head, said that's 8!

Told her we're done. She just shrugged shoulders and said OK.

Those hands ain't that magic.

Slappy, If I recall your new to the AMP scene. Based on your reports you would never know it. Once again, this is what should be done when you don't agree on price. I'm afraid you will have to walk out more as these princesses have been spoiled by the mary's that cave into the price. Shlongburg has been very low on the list to monger for a while.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3143759]Just had my first walkout.

Lame massage, no tease, on flip wanted 6. I told her I better see tit. She shook head, said that's 8!

Told her we're done. She just shrugged shoulders and said OK.

Those hands ain't that magic.[/QUOTE]

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Jada seems to be about 5 or 6 months along. Can't see it in the pics, but she is.

$ for a hh, all inclusive- BBBJ and Greek included.

Only here till tomorrow though.[/QUOTE]I'm into pregnant chicks. Thanks for the heads up, I'll definitely have to try her out. Nothing better than Greek with a pregnant lady. Does she swallow?

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3143870]Slappy, If I recall your new to the AMP scene. Based on your reports you would never know it. Once again, this is what should be done when you don't agree on price. I'm afraid you will have to walk out more as these princesses have been spoiled by the mary's that cave into the price. Shlongburg has been very low on the list to monger for a while.[/QUOTE]Yes, new to the AMP scene, but not new to saying "Fuck this" when I'm really coming out on the short end of something.

I've never had an issue with walking away from a provider's incall when she wasn't as advertised. Only 1 time did it ever cost me a Benjamin, and that was only because I had a fear of a certain Eastern Bloc group feeling cheated. Better I lose my money than my blood or teeth, or worse.

[QUOTE=DoMe2;3111208]Had not been here in about a year. Pleasantly surprised. Table shower fun, 5 star massage, yes it was that good. One hour. 6 +. 6 lots of mutual touch = HE. Better than average. YMMV.[/QUOTE]Tried here after my walkout at the other place. Who was your MT?

I drew Mimi. Only had half an hour to play, didn't get TS, but had a good time, massage was lame. She tried negotiating with the wrong client after what happened to me earlier in the day.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3144765]Tried here after my walkout at the other place. Who was your MT?

I drew Mimi. Only had half an hour to play, didn't get TS, but had a good time, massage was lame. She tried negotiating with the wrong client after what happened to me earlier in the day.[/QUOTE]It was Mimi, but I did the hour long. Lots of fun, she was a bit wild and crazy. Tittys were let loose, she used her finger on my A hole and good massage. I guess YMMV.

Did you lay the smack down about the tip?

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3144765]Tried here after my walkout at the other place. Who was your MT?

I drew Mimi. Only had half an hour to play, didn't get TS, but had a good time, massage was lame. She tried negotiating with the wrong client after what happened to me earlier in the day.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3146021]Did you lay the smack down about the tip?[/QUOTE]Probably not as much as I could have, but I didn't tip near the ridiculous rate I was told earlier in the day. Had I been not as worked up as I was, I probably would have been more serious in my negotiation as I was earlier in the day.

She was definitely fun with the teasing and the finish. She started wickedly slow and built up from there. Someone I'd return to see for the full hour.

For any of you visiting Sky.

Sign on door says they are on vacation till 11/27.

[QUOTE=DoMe2;3111208]Had not been here in about a year. Pleasantly surprised. Table shower fun, 5 star massage, yes it was that good. One hour. 6 +. 6 lots of mutual touch = HE. Better than average. YMMV.[/QUOTE]I'm 3 and done with this place.

The killer? Rampant obnoxious negotiations and the lack of hygiene I encountered on my last visit a few days ago.

Paid for half hour, led into room, got changed and into towel. MT comes in, I didn't catch name, skips the massage and goes straight into main event while working me up. Starts her tip at a Benjamin for simple HE. I counter with 4. She insisted her price, and after not coming down below 8, I get up to walk out. Go to my clothes, start putting them on, she say "show me money. " I screwed up, showed her I brought in 6. Damn. She sticks to 8. I start putting on underwear and pants, she say "OK, but next time you bring more".

She gets naked from waist up, starts the slow release, I get a mouthful and a handful. Somehow my left hand ended up inside her pants petting her kitty. Her right hand got a load of Slappybatter™ for her work. Cleanup was done with toilet paper. Great.

After the long cleanup it was time for the "massage. " I'm on my back, towel partly over me, and I grab it to move it. I feel something kinda crusty on the towel. I double check, and I know that's not my fiberglass patch on this towel because it doesn't dry that quick.

I threw up in my mouth and got the fuck out of there, never to return.