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[QUOTE=TheDude2626;6046352]I did see her nails later and was lowkey disgusted but the little head is getting the best of me. Can you recommend any other providers in the area? I've been looking into the Everett and Bellingham area but it would have to be outcall to my place.[/QUOTE]Sorry I don't really have any reqs. North of everett is generally a wasteland of bad options. Uggos and addicts.

[QUOTE=VikVaughanKon;6046560]Sorry I don't really have any reqs. North of everett is generally a wasteland of bad options. Uggos and addicts.[/QUOTE]This is a pic from one of her old ads about 2 years ago. That is some crazy scab action going on.

[QUOTE=VikVaughanKon;6046340]Jesus christ please have some standards. Look at the pic of the dick between her tits and her disguuuuuuusting hands and sores all over her arms.[/QUOTE]First thing I look at is the hands.

Puffy, swollen hands means she is an IV drug user and I'm out of there.

[QUOTE=TheDude2626;6046352]I did see her nails later and was lowkey disgusted but the little head is getting the best of me. Can you recommend any other providers in the area? I've been looking into the Everett and Bellingham area but it would have to be outcall to my place.[/QUOTE]Actually I do have a rec:

[URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2389662-Curvy-Soft-and-Sensual-%26%23128156%3B-[/URL]*Outcall-Only*.

Its been 4-5 years since I have seen her but she was a lot of fun when I did. She had a baby recently so she's put on some weight but still looks good. Great at bjs.

I setup a qv and waiting in a park for her to come. Then few minutes later she calls me and started acting weird and getting angry. I paid her the amount she asked and told my to drive her to Walmart and then back to the park where we meet up and then she left.

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[QUOTE=FrankSd;6077552]I setup a qv and waiting in a park for her to come. Then few minutes later she calls me and started acting weird and getting angry. I paid her the amount she asked and told my to drive her to Walmart and then back to the park where we meet up and then she left.

[URL]https://mt-vernon.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/sexy-brunette-wants-to-rock-yo/302210686925[/URL][/QUOTE]I tried a couple times to set something up with a long while back, never did work. Out. Always got weird. It's to bad, I think she look smoking hot. But don't know how accurate her pics are.

The games get old quick. I have never understood why this valley is so dry and lacking in fun.

[QUOTE=FrankSd;6077552]I setup a qv and waiting in a park for her to come. Then few minutes later she calls me and started acting weird and getting angry. I paid her the amount she asked and told my to drive her to Walmart and then back to the park where we meet up and then she left.

[URL]https://mt-vernon.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/sexy-brunette-wants-to-rock-yo/302210686925[/URL][/QUOTE]I'm sorry guys but I never did report the weekend I visited MT Vernon. I was having no luck getting an outcall to my hotel room. When I finally stumbled on this one.

1st report please bear with me.

Called her up around 6 am she answered and said she was nearby Agreed to 100 BBBJ for HH. Took only 30 minutes to show up. Pretty fast. Knock and no surprise she definitely doesn't look like her pics but she's thick as hell. Ass was fat and tits were nice and huge, I thought Hell yea!! She uses the bathroom first and I think cleans up a little. She definitely is weird and she might have demons but couldn't tell. Down to business she starts busting out a condom. I said no we agreed on BBBJ and tried to switch it up on me that is was covered only. I showed her the texts and was like well ok but I'm going to inspect your Johnson. So I let her and once she saw I was clean she proceeded. She kept being a weirdo and asking for the lights to be off bc she prefers it that way. I wanted to see her give me some top with those green eyes but I agreed. My fellow mongers.

I got the worst BJ of my life dude. It was like she never gave a BJ in her life. She also didn't want to lay on the bed while she did it. She like had one leg on the bed and one standing on the ground in this weird ass position. No stimulation no suction couldn't even give HJ right. It was horrible. Yes she looks good but it's not worth it. I was seriously like WTF. So I thought I'm going to clap those cheeks screw it. Donated an extra. 5 and slapped the cover on couldn't even get hard because of that shitty BJ so I bent her over. Oh my God bro that f*and stench. I instantly lost my chubby. Said never mind go back to the BJ. As soon as she got tired I gave her the boot and it was awkward. Later on that day I went to go get breakfast and my horror I saw her pushing a homeless shopping cart and was instantly disgusted. Please keep your money and move away from this one. This was my first report and it's not a smear campaign against her. I'm doing this post so no one makes the same mistake as me.

I would have rather burned my $. 5 with a lighter and still would have felt better about it than give to her. I was pissed as hell.

[QUOTE=TheDude2626;6091322]I'm sorry guys but I never did report the weekend I visited MT Vernon. I was having no luck getting an outcall to my hotel room. When I finally stumbled on this one.

1st report please bear with me.

Called her up around 6 am she answered and said she was nearby Agreed to 100 BBBJ for HH. Took only 30 minutes to show up. Pretty fast. Knock and no surprise she definitely doesn't look like her pics but she's thick as hell. Ass was fat and tits were nice and huge, I thought Hell yea!! She uses the bathroom first and I think cleans up a little. She definitely is weird and she might have demons but couldn't tell. Down to business she starts busting out a condom. I said no we agreed on BBBJ and tried to switch it up on me that is was covered only. I showed her the texts and was like well ok but I'm going to inspect your Johnson. So I let her and once she saw I was clean she proceeded. She kept being a weirdo and asking for the lights to be off bc she prefers it that way. I wanted to see her give me some top with those green eyes but I agreed. My fellow mongers.

I got the worst BJ of my life dude. It was like she never gave a BJ in her life. She also didn't want to lay on the bed while she did it. She like had one leg on the bed and one standing on the ground in this weird ass position. No stimulation no suction couldn't even give HJ right. It was horrible. Yes she looks good but it's not worth it. I was seriously like WTF. So I thought I'm going to clap those cheeks screw it. Donated an extra. 5 and slapped the cover on couldn't even get hard because of that shitty BJ so I bent her over. Oh my God bro that f*and stench. I instantly lost my chubby. Said never mind go back to the BJ. As soon as she got tired I gave her the boot and it was awkward. Later on that day I went to go get breakfast and my horror I saw her pushing a homeless shopping cart and was instantly disgusted. Please keep your money and move away from this one. This was my first report and it's not a smear campaign against her. I'm doing this post so no one makes the same mistake as me.

I would have rather burned my $. 5 with a lighter and still would have felt better about it than give to her. I was pissed as hell.[/QUOTE]Yowza. Definite waste of time and money it seems with her. Too many red flags in her ad so I never even bothered trying her out. I would've asked for my money back, especially on an outcall.

I booked time with a lady once. I get to her place, she's about 50 lbs heavier than her pics, and she has a shaved head haircut that looks insane, apartment reeked of weed and cigs. So I let her know I do not appreciate her blatant old pics and her wacky haircut is very unfeminine. She apologized and said she would make it up to me in the bedroom. We get in there, she doesn't want to DFK. I said I asked if you offer GFE, you stated yes, so WTF is going on. She apologized and allowed DFK. She then busted out her head game which was average at best but was trying the old jackhammer technique to get me to cum quick. I told her she'd just be doing it longer since it's a turn off and I had to give her directions. Then I went to move on to do some missionary. She said she had no rubbers. So now I am really annoyed. I said no way I am paying $150 for an hour of mediocre head with someone who posts 10 year old pics, doesn't provide the services previously negotiated and has a Mad Max Thunderdome haircut. I said I'd let her keep $50 if she wanted to let me fuck her mouth until I finished. She agreed. She was fucking out there. Like total Twilight Zone experience.

That was back in the Craigslist days. Lots of these women weren't pro providers, more like housewife hookers looking for extra money. Lots of them were double dippers. Getting free housing, SSI disability, free cable, food stamps and free medical while tricking on the side to get under the table cash. Always hustling I guess.

I am not a violent or crazy person, but you get the wrong dude over and pull that stuff, who knows what could happen. I never understand why these women do stuff like that. Give great service at a good price and you'll have plenty of regular clients.

Any of you pervs seen this Latina?

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[QUOTE=DatoDaddio;6115692]Any of you pervs seen this Latina?

[URL]https://bellingham.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/------by-the-best---/917570432498[/URL][/QUOTE]No menu listed, no explicit texting. Those are red flags for me. Who knows what you're going to get.

[QUOTE=DatoDaddio;6041060][URL]https://bellingham.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/Its-an-awesome-day-to-come-pla/167238569213[/URL]

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Any info on these girls?[/QUOTE]First one will "go to the bathroom" during the middle of a session for 20 minutes and take that out of your time.

2nd one I saw twice, 1st time was good 2nd time she ran out halfway through with the money.

Anyone got intel on UTR ladies in the Skagit area?

[QUOTE=KarlHungus76;6283682]Anyone got intel on UTR ladies in the Skagit area?[/QUOTE]For the most part, better off driving south.

[QUOTE=KarlHungus76;6283682]Anyone got intel on UTR ladies in the Skagit area?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SeeksCuriously;6286864]For the most part, better off driving south.[/QUOTE]Or driving north, [URL]https://www.leolist.cc/personals/female-escorts/metro-vancouver/[/URL]#ad7421021 (you'll need a VPN to see the photos due to SESTA / FOSTA in The US).

Hi.

Going to be up north next week. Any suggestions for a BBFS experience- escort or AMP? Any help is appreciated.

Thanks.