Thats not her ass pic in the ad. At least you all gave us some humor reading your gentle way of putting it.
[QUOTE=TheCymbal2001;3215587]I really need to learn that when an appointment with a regular falls through I should just take it as a sign from the universe to take the day off from mongering. Instead, I let the little head do the thinking and ended up going for an appointment with the only provider who responded in the time I had available. Unfortunately, she was one with no reviews that I could find. I texted Cera and she quoted. 65 for a hhr, including speaking Greek. I hadn't even asked about foreign languages, she just threw that out there. That should have been the first tip that maybe in this particular economic bracket this wouldn't be the best experience of my life. Anyway, she texted me the address for her apartment near the Cleveland / Lakewood border and I headed over. Not the best neighborhood, but I've certainly been to worse. I knocked and she let me in. From her description in her ads I knew not to expect a beauty queen. To be honest, I've had sex with worse lookers in my life. But in my defense, I didn't shell anything out for those experiences. She was about 5' 3", and easily 180 with a noticeable gut. Somewhere in her mid 40's I'd guess. Also she gave off a bit of a nervous, flighty vibe. I couldn't really tell if she was on something, not on something that she should be on, or just new to this. At least she looked like she had just come out of the shower. Her apartment was small and somewhat cluttered and she had a bed set up out in her living room which was right next to the door to the hall. Also, there was a birdcage right next to the bed with a rather large noisy parrot. (If you want the bird to join in I think that's extra) I should have bailed at this point, but I was already there and had to much of a "What the hell" attitude going. Took off our cloths and hit the bed for a so-so BBBJ. It didn't last too long and she admitted she didn't really like doing oral, but said she made up for that "on the other end". Asked me if I wanted to do doggy and I said fine. She got on all fours and at this point it became clear she had no intention of getting out a condom. While I will admit that there have been a few regular providers in my past that have at least tempted me with the idea of BBFS, there wasn't a chance in hell I was going to BB someone who offered it up Greek to apparently anyone who walked through the door. Luckily I always bring a condom with me when seeing someone for the first time. (Unluckily that meant that yeah, I guess this is going to happen) Not for the first time that day I thought I should just leave, but I was already this far and decided to put on the raincoat, hit it and then leave ASAP. She at least seemed to get into it at this point, becoming somewhat vocal, though that might have been just for show. Anyway, after a few minutes of the old in and out while thinking about someone else I finished in the bag, cleaned myself up in the bathroom, got dressed and headed home to take a long shower. She's not a rip off, but definitely not my cup of tea. In case anyone hasn't figured it out, I will not be repeating.
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