Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=Montes2;2524783]Wow first report about cops- not about picking up a girl. (wonder why) RPG -rocket propelled grenade- wonder who hired a lot of our soldiers coming out of Iraq. Listen to the detail of how he describes suspects (oops.) " wearing long fitted khaki slacks " half the report is used describing things. (wonder why) " Perform their trade " dripping with condescending colloquialism. To try and throw us off -he pretends like he can't figure out who are the decoys. Like he's one of the 15 Spanish guys that got caught. He's obviously white coming from Cowboys. Watch your 6 - sounds like TAC patrol to me. Wouldn't want to ruin your weekend. Is that a subtle warning. Who thinks like that. If you were there- like I was watching those poor boys being tossed around like rag dolls. With 5 or six guns pointed at them- cause they couldn't believe what was happening to them and they spoke Spanish. You would feel nothing but pity for them. Not gloat about ruining their weekend. Sick.[/QUOTE]Well, I am am ex-military you got that part right. You missed the part about me being a boob man tho since I gave my estimate of each girls cup size. I can tell you that only about 1 in 100 vets that I know want to become a cop when they get discharged. There are much safer and better paying jobs in contracting, training, private industry, etc. The absolute last thing you are thinking while touring the middle east is, man, I can't wait to get out of here so I can drive an Impala through the ghetto and take potshots from drug dealers. And lastly, the last thing any military or police force would do is freely give away their assets and positions which is what I did in the first post. Regardless of all that believe what you want. I could care less honestly. After the three reports warning about the sting, SC asked for details. I had them so I gave them. Its as simple as that. My only gripe is that is took 6 hours to post, which is why I don't post here primarily. Not exactly the best early warning system, but it is still a great resource of info. So my advice is if you want people to continue sharing that information and grow this community, thank people for sharing it instead of assaulting them.

While flipping thru the latest Acme catalog. Came across an interesting product- the advertisement said " are you tired of driving up and down the trail wearing out your dick " - light bulb goes off in my head " yes. " Try our latest drone - " guaranteed not to peter you out". Another light bulb goes off "Hooray". Reading further it says it can find ho's in several modes- walking single, in pairs or at the local trap hose. Decide to purchase this wonderful machine. And it arrived by drone the next day. Flipping it out my van window. I set the controls for-Trap House- the console seems to indicate Obt but then veers off to EW dr. Sure enough it hovers over Aloha. St. Then I see on the screen - (A Horde of Ho's has been detected) -light bulb goes off - "yeah" . One of the horde steps out and jumps in my car. Her name is Jen. Thirty year old 7. 5. Very charming personality- gets out of my van with smile on her face. Drone flies back thru my window. Drive home with smile on my face.

Sorry for the late post had PC issues.

Anyway Santa cummed to town on Sunday and picked up a naughty new helper named Angela. As I drove by MickeyDs on the Florida Mall Trail she smiled at me and I let out a Ho Ho Ho. Angela is a decent lookin WSW about 30 with shoulder length brown hair and eyes. She is medium built about 5'5 120 - 130 lbs nice bubble ass. Angela was clean made up and very friendly. She started with a BBHJ then went to a BBBJ and had her be tits out as I asked. She alternated BBHJ BBBJ which was good. Angela aimed to please tickling and playing with my bells. She made my naughty and nice list but wasn't nominated for a Top 5 spot because no CIM. She made me bust with a BBHJ CIWWN. SC.

[QUOTE=SantaClause;2526736]Sorry for the late post had PC issues.

Anyway Santa cummed to town on Sunday and picked up a naughty new helper named Angela. As I drove by MickeyDs on the Florida Mall Trail she smiled at me and I let out a Ho Ho Ho. Angela is a decent lookin WSW about 30 with shoulder length brown hair and eyes. She is medium built about 5'5 120 - 130 lbs nice bubble ass. Angela was clean made up and very friendly. She started with a BBHJ then went to a BBBJ and had her be tits out as I asked. She alternated BBHJ BBBJ which was good. Angela aimed to please tickling and playing with my bells. She made my naughty and nice list but wasn't nominated for a Top 5 spot because no CIM. She made me bust with a BBHJ CIWWN. SC.[/QUOTE]Yea it sucks when you get CumInTheKeyboard syndrome. You stumped me on this one Santa. What is CIWWN I'm thinking something about a napkin or wet nap LOL. Even StrokinJoe learns shit on this board haha. Take care. SJ.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2526650]While flipping thru the latest Acme catalog. Came across an interesting product- the advertisement said " are you tired of driving up and down the trail wearing out your dick " - light bulb goes off in my head " yes. " Try our latest drone - " guaranteed not to peter you out". Another light bulb goes off "Hooray". Reading further it says it can find ho's in several modes- walking single, in pairs or at the local trap hose. Decide to purchase this wonderful machine. And it arrived by drone the next day. Flipping it out my van window. I set the controls for-Trap House- the console seems to indicate Obt but then veers off to EW dr. Sure enough it hovers over Aloha. St. Then I see on the screen - (A Horde of Ho's has been detected) -light bulb goes off - "yeah" . One of the horde steps out and jumps in my car. Her name is Jen. Thirty year old 7. 5. Very charming personality- gets out of my van with smile on her face. Drone flies back thru my window. Drive home with smile on my face.[/QUOTE]Damn Brother I love reading your posts! I'm scrolling through their website and they also have the William Shatner approved "Priceline Hodar". While cruising the trail in the comfort of you vehicle, and with the push of a button, you can scan the Ho's and tell what they're asking, what they're worth, and what others are actually paying. Helluva tool to use with the Ho Drone. And is says that if you act now, you can also get the world famous Zap-A-Ho for FREE so there's never any disappointments. The Zap-A-Ho also comes with a 10 pack of disposable seat covers and a can of air freshener. I can't wait! Take care Brother. SJ.

[QUOTE=StrokinJoe;2526892]Yea it sucks when you get CumInTheKeyboard syndrome. You stumped me on this one Santa. What is CIWWN I'm thinking something about a napkin or wet nap LOL. Even StrokinJoe learns shit on this board haha. Take care. SJ.[/QUOTE]LMFAO. Got to give you credit it's not easy slippin one by you SJ. You are half right Brother. CIWWN = Cum In WaWa Napkins. LOL.

SC.

I am embarrassed to admit I read the original post, didn't have a clue what it stood for and was too proud to ask.

Shame on me.

C3.

[QUOTE=SantaClause;2526982]LMFAO. Got to give you credit it's not easy slippin one by you SJ. You are half right Brother. CIWWN = Cum In WaWa Napkins. LOL.

SC.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RPG1166;2526493]Well, I am am ex-military you got that part right. You missed the part about me being a boob man tho since I gave my estimate of each girls cup size. I can tell you that only about 1 in 100 vets that I know want to become a cop when they get discharged. There are much safer and better paying jobs in contracting, training, private industry, etc. The absolute last thing you are thinking while touring the middle east is, man, I can't wait to get out of here so I can drive an Impala through the ghetto and take potshots from drug dealers. And lastly, the last thing any military or police force would do is freely give away their assets and positions which is what I did in the first post. Regardless of all that believe what you want. I could care less honestly. After the three reports warning about the sting, SC asked for details. I had them so I gave them. Its as simple as that. My only gripe is that is took 6 hours to post, which is why I don't post here primarily. Not exactly the best early warning system, but it is still a great resource of info. So my advice is if you want people to continue sharing that information and grow this community, thank people for sharing it instead of assaulting them.[/QUOTE]Don't come out of Cowboys empty-handed- pick up one of those girls out there like me and SJ do. Read his and mine reports and you will be astounded. Then make a report of your own. We will know if its truthful. Its all about having fun! We're not the kind of people. That even think in terms of assault- start talking about the girls. Its been 3 days since then. And your still on that subject. You could've done 2 or 3 by then. Read my report JohnBoy 101- it explains how the tables have been turned out here. These girls want us more than we want them . That's why SJ,SC, C3 and others can write such interesting reports . We're waiting on yours...

[QUOTE=PerfectAss;2525456]Mit, didn't you read the thread of all the busts they made in Polk county from BP and craiglist about a month ago?

Stay Safe![/QUOTE]Whrer Can I find this thread?

There is a pretty comprehensive account of all the bull shit busts on the News and Media Reports thread.

Remember, the most dangerous place to stand is between Sheriff Grady and a TV camera.

C3.

[QUOTE=BTmyMt;2527442]Whrer Can I find this thread?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Camera3;2527012]I am embarrassed to admit I read the original post, didn't have a clue what it stood for and was too proud to ask.

Shame on me.

C3.[/QUOTE]Here it is Brother. With your cred, you can ask anything you want, and NO embarrassment. You're one of the reasons I started posting again after my hiatus LOL. Take care Camera3 and good one SantaClause. Have a great day everyone.

[QUOTE=RPG1166;2526493]Well, I am am ex-military you got that part right. You missed the part about me being a boob man tho since I gave my estimate of each girls cup size. I can tell you that only about 1 in 100 vets that I know want to become a cop when they get discharged. There are much safer and better paying jobs in contracting, training, private industry, etc. The absolute last thing you are thinking while touring the middle east is, man, I can't wait to get out of here so I can drive an Impala through the ghetto and take potshots from drug dealers. And lastly, the last thing any military or police force would do is freely give away their assets and positions which is what I did in the first post. Regardless of all that believe what you want. I could care less honestly. After the three reports warning about the sting, SC asked for details. I had them so I gave them. Its as simple as that. My only gripe is that is took 6 hours to post, which is why I don't post here primarily. Not exactly the best early warning system, but it is still a great resource of info. So my advice is if you want people to continue sharing that information and grow this community, thank people for sharing it instead of assaulting them.[/QUOTE]Cum on man you got to take your first few replies on the chin. Usually I bash people on their first post or two but you'res was so informative all I did was threw the "Badge#" quip out there. The 6 hours is a legit gripe but until you reach SM status, the posts have to be reviewed before the become live. Sometimes they pop up in an hour and sometimes they take 12 or more, it is what it is. Thanks brother, and we weren't "assaulting you" LOL.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2527422]Don't come out of Cowboys empty-handed- pick up one of those girls out there like me and SJ do. Read his and mine reports and you will be astounded. Then make a report of your own. We will know if its truthful. Its all about having fun! We're not the kind of people. That even think in terms of assault- start talking about the girls. Its been 3 days since then. And your still on that subject. You could've done 2 or 3 by then. Read my report JohnBoy 101- it explains how the tables have been turned out here. These girls want us more than we want them . That's why SJ,SC, C3 and others can write such interesting reports . We're waiting on yours...[/QUOTE]I couldn't have said it better. I did give him props for the informative post. Everybody, keep them coming. SJ.

Scooped up Brittany across from gregs last Thursday. She was a little too obvious on the approach. Did that stop and look past her then the whole who me thing all while smiling but anybody watching wasn't thinking look at that guy run in to an old friend. Anyways I must've fallen asleep while waiting for her to get in. I had a fantastic dream of a cute blonde who performed a great bbbjcimws. In my dream this blonde must've not had hands cause she never used them. Right before I woke up she said "Nothing like a warm glass of milk first thing in the morning!" This Tennessee queen is super chill. Didn't get number but wish I would've.

Was having a delicious steak burrito Sunday night on the patio of chipotle and saw my uncle walk out of Panda with his large soda and jump in the passenger seat of a nice looking truck.