Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Overboard; 1550030][url]http://www2.tbo.com/news/news/2012/sep/20/namaino1-massage-therapist-suspensions-tied-to-hum-ar-506774/[/url]

The human trafficking aspect is worthy of a crack down if it is legitimate but I've watched it used against AMPs in Alabama, Ohio and Rhode Island and it just generally wasn't the case there based on the conversation on this Board in those Forums. Perhaps in larger metro areas. It isn't something found to any degree that I've heard of from the girls I know in Florida. It looks like the licensing scam is being blown out of proportion to include trafficking to score points in an election year.

Let's hope the license issue doesn't impact too many of our Orlando ladies. This type of crack down will make it more difficult for the shops to find girls who are willing to work in Florida due to the harassment factor.[/QUOTE]I hate to say I told the board so! Back in May I posted about this new law. This law went into effect 7/1/2012.

[QUOTE=Loving302; 1549758]Since I live in Altamonte, I rarely, if ever, get to Kissimmee. I have almost always gone to Island (Magic) and the other AMP's and this area. However, since I will be there tomorrow, which AMP is the best to visit. I am more interested in a varied menu than the quality of the massage. You can PM me with details if you prefer.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Sunshine.

Be safe.

[QUOTE=TheeeGentleman;1550138]Gees! I honor your number of uour posts, but is there a need to tell all the little asian ladies about a bulleye on their backs, reading the law, and getting licensed? Did you calibrate your laser site today? Check a license before your last rub and tug? Too much caffeine today Bro.[/QUOTE]You might be the one with too much caffeine. VS was referring to the providers that advertise they provide body rubs and not massages in the hope that the language used (I. E. Bodyrub) will keep them out of trouble for not having a massage license. I thought his point was very clear and it wasn't directed at the asian ladies. This is a tactic more commonly used by other ethnicities.

[QUOTE=Barolo;1550221]I have said that several times in the past but they don't listen.[/QUOTE]They read it.

It is a useful tool for them.

It its not used as "evidence," but as an indicator to where they may direct their attention with the most impact.

[QUOTE=Overboard;1550404]You might be the one with too much caffeine. VS was referring to the providers that advertise they provide body rubs and not massages in the hope that the language used (I. E. Bodyrub) will keep them out of trouble for not having a massage license. I thought his point was very clear and it wasn't directed at the asian ladies. This is a tactic more commonly used by other ethnicities.[/QUOTE]You are correct, he was directing it to body rub girls, and they are generally not asian. The bullseye on back drama is still unneeded, and doesn't help anyone here. For every one arrested there are 50 not arrested. For every one that leaves the business there are 5 to take their place. It's the oldest profession, and creating fear of arrest with "bullseye on your back" bullshit is Dunkins job. Generating drama is not a good attribute for a man. Should the bodyrub girls get licensed? If they get caught playing "yanky the wanky" their license is gone, along with the time and money it took to obtain it."Practice common sense, not senseless drama".

[QUOTE=TheeeGentleman;1550498]You are correct, he was directing it to body rub girls, and they are generally not asian. The bullseye on back drama is still unneeded, and doesn't help anyone here. For every one arrested there are 50 not arrested. For every one that leaves the business there are 5 to take their place. It's the oldest profession, and creating fear of arrest with "bullseye on your back" bullshit is Dunkins job. Generating drama is not a good attribute for a man. Should the bodyrub girls get licensed? If they get caught playing "yanky the wanky" their license is gone, along with the time and money it took to obtain it."Practice common sense, not senseless drama".[/QUOTE]I just post the facts pal, how you perceive them is strictly up to you. You have no idea how many of my "predictions" have come true. I didn't post that information for you. You get caught posting something stupid so you try and turn it back on me. Put me on your ignore list if you don't like what I say. Blather is blather. E. O. S.

Here is the number one truth in this game and you nor anyone else can dispute it: If anyone who plays this game learns and practices all and I mean all of the fairly simple rules at all times, the chance of getting caught are literally zero. The really smart girls use the same routines every time, no exceptions. The referees and umpires know the rules A. K. A, LEO, so the boys and girls need to know all the rules as well.

The desperate and the addicted increase their odds exponentially, I'm not talking to them, I'm reminding the good and decent women to extra careful at the present time and use every tool available to you.

If any of you ladies are unsure of yourself, pm me and I'll teach you surefire ways to avoid getting arrested that I guarantee you don't know. I might even train you over lunch if you're lucky. LOL-VS

Serious guys you remind me of the girls on junior high that would argue who bra size is bigger. This is a BOARD FOR PEOPLE THAT want to GIVE OR READ REVIEWS.

All said and done.

I went to the old Golden Dragon on OBT and Deerfeild yesterday for the special they have. 6 for a hour and free TS. When I went in the lady who greeted me asked for. 9 when I mentioned to her about the special she said let me see if that is still going on. She goes in for about 10 min and comes back and takes me. 6.

Once in the room some older female name mia or mya (not the same MIA who used to be there) comes in wearing Tennis outfit she tried to go st8 to the massage but I asked about the TS where her facial expression was like FML. TS was not the good and did not even get close to the boys.

Once in the room she gave me a good massage although she put a little 2 much oil which I do not like. On the flip worked my uper shoulders and thighs then when I tried to roam she would push my hands away thats when I said FML.

With about 20 min to go she asked if I wanted Mini Me touched where I said YES she said ok. 8 I said go fuck your self she said ok. 6 we went back and forth and till I drop her to. 4 if her attitude was better I would have no problem giving her. 5 or. 6 but she had a shitty attitude.

Worst HJ ever. I miss the old MIA who was a lot younger and YES she used to be hard to bargain with but she used to be the best when it came to HJ.

Total the massage was a 8.

And the SERVICE was a 4

I agree TopGun, this board has wayyyy too much infighting. Lets just stick with reviews, instead of filling it up with BS.

On that note, I just saw Rachael [url]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/ravishing-rachaels-rubs-36/7027441[/url], not sure if those pics are her but it's a somewhat accurate view, problem is she looks a tad older. She did make up for the subpar looks with a great performance, minus a very small amount of upsale.

A while ago I asked if all the Kissimme AMPs around vineland and irlo bronson had similar service to Sunshine (Congo). I didn't get a response, but I've been doing my own research.

T & C Spa 2932 Vineland road.

I've driven by this place several times lately. It's right next to a Hookah bar and there are tons of men sitting on the sidewalks at all hours of the day, or so it seems. I really didn't want to walk by the guys. During my last drive through the parking lot, it was raining cats and dogs, and there were 10-15 guys sitting on the sidewalk. I figure if they are still there in broad daylight in a rain storm, they are always going to be there. I just went on in, and it sounds like they were yelling stuff at me in a foreign language as I walked in.

On the inside, the girl was young (probably 25) ugly and quite overweight. I opted for the 30 minute session and just TOFTT. I did not want any extras from this girl and was trying to mentally keep track of time during the session. It could not be over fast enough. During the session, it felt like she was driving her elbows into my back as hard as she could-it was really bad. She also massaged my inner thighs and I was wondering where it was going. On the flip absolutely no extras (even HJ) were offered. I was fine with that and left. As I changed, I did leave a $10 tip on the table just because I thought it was polite. As I left, she was bugging me for a tip. I told her there was one on the table and I left.

AGG Spa 5299 W Irlo Bronson.

This place was a little better. The girl was very cute, but a bit older. I would guess she was around 40, but very cute and fit. She wore one of those tennis-style outfits. She asked me if I had been there before. I opted for the 30 minute session here and asked that the table shower come at the end. The session was good. She gave a nice, firm massage, with some teasing. On the flip she offered a HJ with roaming. Nothing else seemed to be on the menu, but I would think more could be available in the future. The table shower was nice and thorough. The girl had a really fantastic attitude.

So I haven't found any service around that area as good as Sunshine. Bodyworks and T&C were both jokes-a total waste of money. AGG was OK.

Stay Safe

Had a good time at the 5 Star Massage place in Fern Park. Kind of an oddball place inside, but awesome service from the lady I was given.

I was actually on my way to try out Shen Spa after driving by FO and seeing the place was packed. Spotted the little place and decided what the hell. 30/60 Prices are higher than average 70/90, but I left calm as a buddhist monk.

Saw an ad for a new spa called Ichiban at Kirkman and I-drive. Looking at the map, it appears to be in the same location as ASSA. Not sure if it's a new spot or just changed names. I've had good times and mediocre times as ASSA through the years, but haven't been there in quite awhile. Anyone have any intel?

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/and9608-and9733-we-are-the-best-ichiban-young-new407-730-3259/7007651[/url]

Saw this Kissimmee-based lady last week based on recomm here. Advertises under BP Massage. Pics are accurate. She is a good-looking latina, not too talkative and gives a very good massage. The oil was a bit too much for my liking but the rest was great, including the end. Neighborhood is a bit sketchy but her place was clean and comfortable with a dedicated masssage room. .9 / hr with a. 3 grat.

[QUOTE=EndGame;1552945]Saw this Kissimmee-based lady last week based on recomm here. Advertises under BP Massage. Pics are accurate. She is a good-looking latina, not too talkative and gives a very good massage. The oil was a bit too much for my liking but the rest was great, including the end. Neighborhood is a bit sketchy but her place was clean and comfortable with a dedicated masssage room. .9 / hr with a. 3 grat.[/QUOTE]Just wondering. Was a shower available to get the oils off afterwards or did you get tio drive home with greased up socks?

Don't waste your time with this one. This report is late, sorry. Since then she has changed her name on her posts. I am sure she is offerring the same "crappy" serivice.

She is not the one in the pictures. The only was to describe her is fugly.

She is staying in a crappy hotel by UCF with her boyfriend.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/incall-and-outcall-specials-full-nude-sensual-erotic-bodyrubs-by-kylee-25/7050661[/url]

[QUOTE=Gruglok;1552987]Just wondering. Was a shower available to get the oils off afterwards or did you get tio drive home with greased up socks?[/QUOTE]She said I could use the bathroom adj to the massage room and it did have a shower. There was just a hand towel but I suppose if I asked nice, I could have wrangled a towel. As it was, I squeegeed myself with the hand towel and slid on down the road.