Korean Bar Reports

Jasmine dying due to too many undesirable customers (loud, obnoxious, lewd) and KBGs (drama over 'stealing' LVBs) alike; D'amour slow with golf duo, two park dwellers, and four oldtimers making time with the bartenders (Sue losing the weight she gained) ; Ellie dead but barback / DJ does a good job with servicing the bar and customer relations; Twilight regs pack the bar and bartender Kara is nice and does the T / A show nicely (the best KBG 'exposure', IMO). Overshot Casino and Buttfly as both are dayshift duds. But dayshift KB is not time nor place to be picky; just be happy.

Sat with Lynn. Total time 53 min 2 neko. Subtract 11 min for the interview. So that makes 42 min for the 2 nekos. She ok little on the chubs side. About 35-40 age range doesn't drink like a fish. Reason for cancellation. She ask what I do for a living. Told her the truth. All of a sudden she all chummy with me and starts rubbing my thigh moves up toward junior for a tease. Ok time jet. Interpret: Looking for a cash flow. Kk Joe Moore action live report delivered.

[QUOTE=Jehuty;1484290]Sat with Lynn. Total time 53 min 2 neko. Subtract 11 min for the interview. So that makes 42 min for the 2 nekos. She ok little on the chubs side. About 35-40 age range doesn't drink like a fish. Reason for cancellation. She ask what I do for a living. Told her the truth. All of a sudden she all chummy with me and starts rubbing my thigh moves up toward junior for a tease. Ok time jet. Interpret: Looking for a cash flow. Kk Joe Moore action live report delivered.[/QUOTE]Hehe. Sucking guy. BTW, which AMP you going to hit? I curious. Hehe. PM if you no like say

Only see an older bartender wearing small black dress. Cute petite body. No girlie vampires yet to suck the blood out of my wallet. (don't know what bar, google bella)

[QUOTE=Jehuty;1484290]Sat with Lynn. Total time 53 min 2 neko. Subtract 11 min for the interview. So that makes 42 min for the 2 nekos. She ok little on the chubs side. About 35-40 age range doesn't drink like a fish. Reason for cancellation. She ask what I do for a living. Told her the truth. All of a sudden she all chummy with me and starts rubbing my thigh moves up toward junior for a tease. Ok time jet. Interpret: Looking for a cash flow. Kk Joe Moore action live report delivered.[/QUOTE]WE love live reports! Nice going on the 'interview'. You live reporters got a captive audience you know, numba1 ratings!

[QUOTE=Uki Eater;1484293]Hehe. Sucking guy. BTW, which AMP you going to hit? I curious. Hehe. PM if you no like say[/QUOTE]Do live report from an AMP.

[QUOTE=Mogo Master;1484315]Do live report from an AMP.[/QUOTE]LOL. That would be nuts. Hehe. I know Blade82 did at a MT before. That was pretty cool.

I only started the interview process because of braddah Olds. Its a viable asset to have when going bar. Wish I thought of it. Would have came in very handy pre date meeting the Forum Boys. I going hit up Kison or Ginza. Not going to say because I no like some lurker looking for me seeing how I look like. Got to be super drunk so junior numb enough for last long. Haha LOL cause I know lurkers reading and telling stuff to the BG's what I post on the forum. Hint I sitting booth near Angie and I heard one guy telling her he like buy her legos.

Saturday night.

Went to Twilight with a friend first. Sat at a booth but never got service so left to EG. EG was ok. Bartenders made sure they were far away from me cause they knew who I was but it's cool, don't relly have to spend my money and already ate before going to the bar. Next try Casino. Was busy. Honey was busy too. Had a tall nice one. My friend went home so I went solo. Stop at D'amour. Slow in there. Saw the two tall amazon from Ellies there. They said new girl coming in next week. Next stopped at EG again after 2. Just to check the eye candy.

Sunday.

Stop at Splash. Ate food and left.

Monday afternoon / night.

Stop at Camelot for a few beers then went to Business. Bartender Alex was cool talk to. Next stop at Casino then Ellies. This day shift. Drove to CS after that. Not a bad crowd. A lot of us are having bad service from this bars. It's like them are fighting back and then get you guys FM. I not a follower, so long I have my beers and shots I'm good.

[QUOTE=Belot Eater; 1485425]Saturday night.

Went to Twilight with a friend first. Sat at a booth but never got service so left to EG. EG was ok. Bartenders made sure they were far away from me cause they knew who I was but it's cool, don't relly have to spend my money and already ate before going to the bar. Next try Casino. Was busy. Honey was busy too. Had a tall nice one. My friend went home so I went solo. Stop at D'amour. Slow in there. Saw the two tall amazon from Ellies there. They said new girl coming in next week. Next stopped at EG again after 2. Just to check the eye candy.

Sunday.

Stop at Splash. Ate food and left.

Monday afternoon / night.

Stop at Camelot for a few beers then went to Business. Bartender Alex was cool talk to. Next stop at Casino then Ellies. This day shift. Drove to CS after that. Not a bad crowd. A lot of us are having bad service from this bars. It's like them are fighting back and then get you guys FM. I not a follower, so long I have my beers and shots I'm good.[/QUOTE]Thanks B E, by any chance you know when Splash getting another grand opening? Someone posted they was so just wondering if this week. Anyplace you went had good house pupus?

[QUOTE=Oldee;1485746]Thanks B E, by any chance you know when Splash getting another grand opening? Someone posted they was so just wondering if this week. Anyplace you went had good house pupus?[/QUOTE]Don't really know about the grand opening but I think Spermacide post something about it but he never answer back. As for pupus? None of the place had anything good to post. Maybe Kapakahi knows.

Lvb night at casinos. All girls busy

[QUOTE=Belot Eater;1485799]As for pupus? None of the place had anything good to post. Maybe Kapakahi knows.[/QUOTE]It's rare for the KB to provide pupus unless the person or group is a 'house' customer. KBG bartenders serve similar food to customers although what is served depends on $. For example:

1. Pretty Good: Pork chops / onions / mushrooms, ahi limu / onion poke, steak / salad, fried butterfish (3 pax).

2. Not Bad: Chix wings, ahi poke, steak stir fry, pork ribs (3 pax).

3. Standard: Chix stir fry, pork chop, trail mix / chips / nuts (3 pax).

4. Deli Boy: Cheese / crackers / salami, peanuts (single).

5. Local Boy: Peanuts / chips (single).

6. Poor Boy: Peanuts / chips (used; community).

7. LVB: Dungeness crab, sashimi / abalone / shrimp, NY loin, opihi, etc. (you get it).

The above menus are pretty much standard across the KBs (pork, chix, fish, beef) and ranges from $2-100+ in tips / neko. Nowadays service is bad because I heard the KBGs are trying to band together (mobbing) and force people to pay for services rendered; they won't even pay attention unless a neko is bought. I recently had a batch betch to me about "you nevah buy me not even one dorinku, nom ah." Guys on the bar started to laugh when I told her that it's "service before tip; your chichis my mouth before neko; my chaji in your poji before sham / pain."

Be extra careful tonight and this weekend as cops will be aggresively seeking drunk drivers. Just assume you will be stopped so be prepared to pass the sobriety test, otherwise wait till sober or take taxi.

[QUOTE=Oldee;1486355]Be extra careful tonight and this weekend as cops will be aggresively seeking drunk drivers. Just assume you will be stopped so be prepared to pass the sobriety test, otherwise wait till sober or take taxi.[/QUOTE]Happy 4th to everyone out there. Like Oldee said, don't drink and drive. Stay safe and let's get ready for DFM (day flash mob) and NFM (night flash mob).