Escort Reports

[QUOTE=FantasticFour;7635323]Good Evening Gents.

I haven't posted in quite some time because I've been mutually satisfied with some of my side adventures LOL! However, you always bump into that one that makes you think about why you're wasting money in the game, and unfortunately, it happened today. I went to the infamous motel-notel in Springfield, where I have many adventures and dreams with my two favorites, Sandy and Cherry, and their boss texted me about a new girl named Mia today. I was intrigued that the boss had reached out to me personally, so I decided I had some time on my hands, took the plunge, and came out quite disappointed. Did the usual contact show up at the door? The woman let me in. She was a bit older than Cherry and Sandy, but I figured that it was a good referral and I should follow through. This was my first mistake.

My second mistake is that once she was unclothed, she gave me a Listerine bath with a wipe that almost burned my * off. After the disinfectant clean up, she decided to give me 1/2 hearted BJ, which got me in the mood semi, and I wasn't even fully erect, and she said I was too big. This was my second mistake; the two big comments always get me in trouble because I sometimes think with the wrong head. But I'm telling you all this just as a warning; this woman should not be in the game.[/QUOTE]Anyone else try Mia out? Any second opinions?

[QUOTE=Hifly21;7643476]I always said if I ended with clap or something I'd take that as my sign to pack it in. Well it finally happened and I'm on my seven day treatment course no big deal, but, I don't break my word even to myself. Anyway, on the way out I do have some brief intel on s couple girls. Nothing special but any knowledge is power.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/jenjzz[/URL]

Jenn is actually legit. I had a unique experience with her that she said would probably never happen again so don't expect it. She doesn't host so I had her get a DayUse and reimbursed her. The unusual part is that we hung out talking for like three hour or so. She likes to party though I didn't partake. Deep throat specialist and BBFS wasn't upcharged in her 600 rate. I'm not sure if that's changed now. She's mixed race Pak / White. Actually a beautiful face with pretty eyes in person. She's a former big girl so her box is excellent LOL. We never linked up again because she got a slight attitude with me one day so I just blocked her. Cool chic though. YMMV. I'm guessing if you're a party goer yall will have an excellent time. I saw her some months ago, around January so much may have changed.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/colombian-beauty[/URL]

Katerine. I reviewed her before as have others. If you pay her premium rate she's BBFS, bbgreek or whatever probably atm also. If you see her enough you don't even have to pay the upcharge if she likes you, YMMV. It was a good time each time. She went away to Maryland for a bit so we lost touch but I believe she's back in Tysons now. She goes back amd forth between here in Colombia so sometimes she may not be available. Native English speaker no problems there. She grew up and schooled here.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/lulsnobunni[/URL]

Deena, not much more needs to be said about her. Comms suck and if you get in you'll be waiting while she gets her fix. Its a dangerous game she plays imo. She's so out of it theoretically someone could do whatever her and leave and not even pay because she's so out of it. BBFS at your risk but its easily available no upcharge. She's surprisingly sweet and polite.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/sofia_model[/URL]

Sofia. Profile seems fake but it isn't. Convo starts via the message system on Tryst then she gives her number. Photo isn't her obviously but she's still pretty. Slovakian woman with the full accent and all. Bbj yes, BBFS I strongly doubt but didn't try. I saw her the day before Jenn so I was on a roll for a bit. Oh and to add I don't believe she's msog. Didn't try though but after the pop she started getting dressed anyway. At the same time it was early morning New Year's eve and she had plans for the day.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/gemini-pleasurer-of-men0[/URL]

Gemini its been a good while since I've seen her. Saw her twice. Did the BBFS option both times. Had a nice setup in a basement. Looks at least slightly better than pics. Is lively. Will provide drinks won't roofie you or anything LOL. As many pops as you want in the allotted time.

Bonus acs chic.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/northernvirginia/209995861[/URL]

Her ad got her both times. Mature. Actually seems 40. Energetic. Very little English. Offers greek and bbj. Wanted to try bare but never got to ask (no its not offered). But she seemed like if she got comfortable she might but odds are still probably low.

There was also a bbw chic on Seeking I saw. 19 Spanish girl from DC. Bonus was BBFS and didn't even ask for cover. Did ask for extra for plan b after though so keep that in mind in case you ever go for her. Not hot or anything like that but incredibly well spoken and intelligent and can really hold a conversation and solid pillow talk. No worry about time. Had her for hours with three pops. I deleted seeking so I don't have her link but she was reviews by someone else in the sugarbabies section.

On that note Goodluck everyone and be safer than I was. If you are a BBFS type do the Pep and doxypep treatments. Because not one girl has ever heard of these things when I mention it. Hell, some arent even on birth control.[/QUOTE]Did you get the clap from. BBFS?

Message me if you want her contact info, but if you can't find it, I'd be shocked. She's about 5'10" and her Tits and ass are fantastic. Her hips have the perfect handle for doggie. She can BBBJ pretty well. She's capable of DT, but it took a few requests. She is very nervous about first time customers (this was my 1st time with her). She specifically told me that she hates it when 1st time customers seem nervous and she liked that I seemed chill. As we all know, YMMV, and I assume this went a long way to my very pleasant experience with her. Personally, I don't think her face is very attractive, but everything else is, so I'll probably repeat. She told me no greek, despite her ad. . . I got a thumb about a quarter inch in, and that took patience, so I wouldn't expect it.

[QUOTE=Hobbiest24;7645530]Did you get the clap from. BBFS?[/QUOTE]Its not clap though. Brain fart on my end.

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/226047464/7033428378[/URL]

After doing some scouting, I chose to go see "Gabby", as I'm going thru the photos she had everything I was looking for (Cute & Thick + Phat Ass = My Type) comms was smooth, got to the room and to my "surprise" I don't think the Gabby I went to see, was the Gabby in the ad. Very small lady, defiantly under 5'ft. Tall, maybe late 30's early 40's but she did have a nice phat ass. So I decided to stay. Gave her the donation had a little small talk and we got started. CBJ wasn't the best, got her in Missionary & blew my load in the bag in Doggystyle. Damage was $. 2 for QV. She was nice, kitty was gushy & wet, helped me clean up & she does offer "Backdoor" for an extra $. But I defiantly would not repeat. There's better options for the price & performance.

Also lmk if anyone has had any experience with this one yet.

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/226013908/3463402754[/URL]

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/northernvirginia/207745081[/URL]

[URL]https://callescort.org/571-427-1491[/URL]

Before I pull the trigger, has anyone seen?

[QUOTE=StuckNmiddle;7644148]Emerson asked me to let everyone know that she's no longer seeing new people. Someone clearly ruined it for everyone smh.[/QUOTE]Damn, I started posting with the hopes of seeing the unicorn too. Why do people have to spoil the fun. Hope she's doing ok and changes her mind in the future.

Saw that Ruby's back in Manassas so I had to go see her again. There's two ads up with her pics at the moment, hit up both, one said she wasn't available and the other did. Showed up and she answered the door in a white bra and thong. There was another woman in the room but she went into the bathroom and shut the door, don't think she's a provider. I think they were just about to have some Chinese takeout. Handled dono, undressed, and got on the bed for some CBJ. Ruby likes to go deep and play with your balls. Once I was rock hard, she climbed on top for some acg and fucked the shit out of me. She was riding me hard, moaning and grabbing my head and neck and running her hands through my hair, eye contact was great. She's got a tight body, lots of tats, and a belly piercing. She would lean back and rock back and forth and grind on me in every direction. I held her ass and fucked her back before switching into mish. I mentioned this before but she keeps her top on during visits. I asked if she could take it off and she said it's. 2 extra. I said never mind, put her legs on my shoulders, and continued fucking her in mish before switching to doggy. She's got a great natural ass for such a thin frame. I loved grabbing handfuls of it and watching it bounce, didn't last long in doggy and finished in the bag. Cleaned myself up and showed myself out as she got her takeout, got into bed, and blew an air kiss goodbye. $.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/northernvirginia/210091674[/URL]#.

First time at that Manassas spot and yeah, I get why some of you guys avoid it if possible.

[QUOTE=MichaelCosmos;7645995][URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/northernvirginia/207745081[/URL]

[URL]https://callescort.org/571-427-1491[/URL]

Before I pull the trigger, has anyone seen?[/QUOTE]She has been posting for quite some time. I have attempted, but I've never pulled the trigger. If you see her, please let me know how it went.

[QUOTE=OldBoomer;7646233]She has been posting for quite some time. I have attempted, but I've never pulled the trigger. If you see her, please let me know how it went.[/QUOTE]Tempted not attempted.

I used to see her years ago when she was posted up in a motel and it was a low budget great time quite honestly. I got a bait and switch on an Anjoy provider so out of desperation I decided to hit her up last week. She remembered me. She has since moved to a nice apartment in Woodbridge. Comes were good, but be forewarned I could not send and retrieve any messages once I arrived to her location. I use multiple text apps, but that rarely happens. I literally had to drive up the street to text her and relay I was there but had no signal to call or text from my app. She said that was normal and a lot of people have that issue, but once inside it wouldn't be a problem. That would've worried me had I not known her previously. At any rate, I drove back and went up to the apartment she relayed. She looks the same, but age is catching up. Those pics are older and more flattering than real life. She also had a slight limp. Not sure what was going on with that but I'm not above smashing a handicap woman so I of course stayed. We talked for a while. No rush at all. Got to business and bbj was fair like I remember it. I put her thru a few positions covered and went in on her. She can take sum dick. She's quiet, but if you hit right she'll whimper. I say k9 best thing. Her rate is flexible. Very flexible. She'll go bare if you want. Hopefully I don't regret saying that as a lot of simps have been steadily throwing money around and having ladies out here with unrealistic expectations raising their rates. She's a nice lady, but temper expectations body wise. I'd see her again in a pinch if need be, and would recommend you try her out. Happy Hunting.

[QUOTE=MichaelCosmos;7645995][URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/northernvirginia/207745081[/URL]

[URL]https://callescort.org/571-427-1491[/URL]

Before I pull the trigger, has anyone seen?[/QUOTE]

Already struck out once this week because I was stupid.

Still trying.

Anyone have anything on this one? Tried searching to no avail.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/anastasia669[/URL]

I've got one more night in Culpeper tomorrow night.

[QUOTE=Bigbuford13;7647156]Already struck out once this week because I was stupid.

Still trying.

Anyone have anything on this one? Tried searching to no avail.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/anastasia669[/URL]

I've got one more night in Culpeper tomorrow night.[/QUOTE]All the hallmarks of an OnlyFans account. Probably doesn't meet IRL.

[QUOTE=BoMcC;7647556]All the hallmarks of an OnlyFans account. Probably doesn't meet IRL.[/QUOTE]That's what I was thinking too. Thanks for the confirmation.

It's looking more and more like no fun on this trip.

There are many "fake" accounts on Trystlink. Usually very cute girls, no real references, usually white and young and they want depositors. Not saying they are all fake but way too many are. If they have no reviews anywhere, seem a little TGTBT, and have typical language about requiring deposits and are not front the area they run the ad in, my advice is stay away. I won't do deposits ever again and that is keeping me away from some legit providers.

[QUOTE=Bigbuford13;7647156]Already struck out once this week because I was stupid.

Still trying.

Anyone have anything on this one? Tried searching to no avail.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/anastasia669[/URL]

I've got one more night in Culpeper tomorrow night.[/QUOTE].

That's a different Ruby.

[QUOTE=Boxgato;7646122]Saw that Ruby's back in Manassas so I had to go see her again. There's two ads up with her pics at the moment, hit up both, one said she wasn't available and the other did. Showed up and she answered the door in a white bra and thong. There was another woman in the room but she went into the bathroom and shut the door, don't think she's a provider. I think they were just about to have some Chinese takeout. Handled dono, undressed, and got on the bed for some CBJ. Ruby likes to go deep and play with your balls. Once I was rock hard, she climbed on top for some acg and fucked the shit out of me. She was riding me hard, moaning and grabbing my head and neck and running her hands through my hair, eye contact was great. She's got a tight body, lots of tats, and a belly piercing. She would lean back and rock back and forth and grind on me in every direction. I held her ass and fucked her back before switching into mish. I mentioned this before but she keeps her top on during visits. I asked if she could take it off and she said it's. 2 extra. I said never mind, put her legs on my shoulders, and continued fucking her in mish before switching to doggy. She's got a great natural ass for such a thin frame. I loved grabbing handfuls of it and watching it bounce, didn't last long in doggy and finished in the bag. Cleaned myself up and showed myself out as she got her takeout, got into bed, and blew an air kiss goodbye. $.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/northernvirginia/210091674[/URL]#.

First time at that Manassas spot and yeah, I get why some of you guys avoid it if possible.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Telcova;7648112]That's a different Ruby.[/QUOTE]Just going by the name in the ad, which says Ruby. Which Ruby are you referring to?

Can't remember who but someone was asking me about Sunny she was friends with Sophie.

Sunny left Alexandria, and went to Waldorf, Maryland. I believe she’s come back to the area.

[QUOTE=LuvTwoSki;7648806]Can't remember who but someone was asking me about Sunny she was friends with Sophie.

Sunny left Alexandria, and went to Waldorf, Maryland. I believe shes come back to the area.[/QUOTE]Oh I once saw her in Waldorf, she looks like her pics and is a very nice lady. (but I'm pretty sure she's retired).

[QUOTE=LuvTwoSki;7648806]Can't remember who but someone was asking me about Sunny she was friends with Sophie.

Sunny left Alexandria, and went to Waldorf, Maryland. I believe shes come back to the area.[/QUOTE]Now there's a name from the recent past. She was active in the 2020-2022 timeframe when there was an explosion of girls coming to the area to work. Her FB page appears to have been taken down. I'm pretty sure she has retired.

[QUOTE=Richjohn;7628365]Visited her in Woodbridge it is her same tattoos. Dream was rushed no head said she had a sore throat. Was ruched so I finished quick and left damage was. 80.

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/224708362/7037860426[/URL][/QUOTE]LOL. If I were you, I would walk away immediately and you definitely know why.

Personally, tall Kelly was not my type. The only good was that she only charged me $100, she did do BBBJ and then beg me to f—k her hard, but I wasn't attracted to her. I was able to close my eyes and think of another to complete the mission.

I won't repeat. It's too bad because for $100 total, that was a steal.

[QUOTE=Vitamin2270;7604945]I messaged the number and she asked me to call. She has a very strong accent and is limited in her English but I will give her credit for trying. Understanding her on the phone is tough. I was given the addy and headed over to a decent hotel chain. Nothing fancy though. Now, her requests for arrival procedure are a bit risky if your goal is complete anonymity outside of the physical meet. I didn't like that she had specific places that she wanted me to park so that she could see me before giving room number. It smelled like a sting. Either way I figured out a way to make things work. I was actually about to leave when she texted me directions to the room, so decided to continue. She opened the door as I walked up and yes, she is tall, yes she is attractive and after looking around, I was able to give a fair assessment that I wasn't being set up. Still did a minimal LEO check and then left some paper on the counter. Got undressed and moved over to the mattress that's on the ground. I think she has someone else staying there as well, as I noticed some men's polos hanging in the closet (maybe another person watching as muscle)..[/QUOTE]

Finally got to see Tall Kelly after she piqued my interest a while ago.

It was a very interesting experience. She is definitely big into sanitation so I had absolutely no worries prior to activities. She's very proud of her boobs LOL (makes sense because they were NICE af). She's also really sweet, but English is difficult for her to converse with. I was able to make out most of what she was saying though. She definitely has a nice MILF-esque figure. Curves in all the right places.

The sex itself was pretty unique. The best way I can describe it is 50% wondering if something was happening and 50% omfg this is awesome. Started off with CBJ and for a few moments, she just had me in her mouth as if she was expecting me to throat fuck her. I didn't really know what was happening so I just didn't move. Then she started going at it with a ferocity that is probably equivalent to some of the best head I've gotten. Then we repeated this a couple of times. Things would come to a standstill then back at it. I didn't know whether she was edging me or not. Then she gets on top and runs my hands all over her body, and slaps them onto her waist making a motion for me to start moving. So we go at it and she was giving a good amount of dirty talk during. At some point she stops, says the bed is creaky, and then guides me to the floor where we go into some mish. While it wasn't a bad thing, I (and by extension, my dick) was very confused at this point. So we get back on the end where 69 unexpectedly happens to finish me off. She started really getting into it at the end and was riding my face. Combined with literally no odor and her being clean shaven down there, it was a home run of a nut.

Finished off with some small talk towards the end. It's been my recent experience. And I don't know if this is hegemonous between most Asian providers. But she really, really prefers Asians. Moreover, the right *type* of Asian which I happened to be. I don't know if that overall contributed to my experience or not but it certainly didn't hurt.

Would I repeat again? Probably! She has very good price points (200 h /120 hh /100 qv) which is kind of a steal in this market. Hopefully next time I go, I can find the rhythm that'll get her going longer in some positions because seeing her bounce on me was A1.

[QUOTE]Finished off with some small talk towards the end. It's been my recent experience. And I don't know if this is hegemonous between most Asian providers. But she really, really prefers Asians. Moreover, the right *type* of Asian which I happened to be. I don't know if that overall contributed to my experience or not but it certainly didn't hurt.[/QUOTE]Modern Archetypes & Aesthetics.

* The K-Drama / Pretty Boy.

* The Streetwear / Hypebeast.

* The Gigachad / Athleisure.

* The Tech / Intellectual.

What's her type? Just curious.

[QUOTE=PixelsAndGrids;7651703]Modern Archetypes & Aesthetics.

* The K-Drama / Pretty Boy.

* The Streetwear / Hypebeast.

* The Gigachad / Athleisure.

* The Tech / Intellectual.

What's her type? Just curious.[/QUOTE]It's not really aesthetic, but more nationality. Like even within the Asian spectrum, there are some that she heavily favors over others and does not see certain ones. Kinda struck me as a bit strange but yeah. The one thing she was absolutely staunch on was no AA. Apparently she had a really, really bad experience in the past.

[QUOTE=DonQuiote;7651431]Personally, tall Kelly was not my type. The only good was that she only charged me $100, she did do BBBJ and then beg me to fk her hard, but I wasn't attracted to her. I was able to close my eyes and think of another to complete the mission.

I won't repeat. It's too bad because for $100 total, that was a steal.[/QUOTE]100% agree. Didn't think she was attractive at all. Closed my eyes. Borderline trans vibe. To each their own.

[QUOTE=KeyKing7;7651769]It's not really aesthetic, but more nationality. Like even within the Asian spectrum, there are some that she heavily favors over others and does not see certain ones. Kinda struck me as a bit strange but yeah. The one thing she was absolutely staunch on was no AA. Apparently she had a really, really bad experience in the past.[/QUOTE]That's one of the oldest excuses in the provider world. Of course there are exceptions, but no AA under 45 or such would be plausible.

[QUOTE=RobWilliams;7651878]100% agree. Didn't think she was attractive at all. Closed my eyes. Borderline trans vibe. To each their own.[/QUOTE]Her bony ass made it harder to cum especially when she was throwing it back.

On paper she's attractive but she's not sensual at all and everything seems fake; her body, the sounds, and her customer service.

To each his own. Kelly is one of the nicest people you'll ever meet in the business. If you show her respect she will treat you like a king. Yes she's quirky but I like that about her. She sees AA if you're not a young thug. You can't beat her donations and she tries really hard to please her regular customer base. Her looks make her stand out from the every day Acs. She's a tall Mongolian princess, treat her right fellas and you'll be sure to have a good time.

[QUOTE=MikeWhiskey;7652956]To each his own. Kelly is one of the nicest people you'll ever meet in the business. If you show her respect she will treat you like a king. Yes she's quirky but I like that about her. She sees AA if you're not a young thug. You can't beat her donations and she tries really hard to please her regular customer base. Her looks make her stand out from the every day Acs. She's a tall Mongolian princess, treat her right fellas and you'll be sure to have a good time.[/QUOTE]Kelly or her handler has made it clear that she doesn't see AA no matter your age. Your race is one of the 1st questions she asks and as soon as you say AA the conversation abruptly ends.

[QUOTE=SumphknFool;7653104]Kelly or her handler has made it clear that she doesn't see AA no matter your age. Your race is one of the 1st questions she asks and as soon as you say AA the conversation abruptly ends.[/QUOTE]Sad but true.

Can someone tell me if this is fake or not?

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/northernvirginia/209984288[/URL]#.

[QUOTE=DitzyDerriere;7649651]LOL. If I were you, I would walk away immediately and you definitely know why.[/QUOTE]Exactly. No need to put your health in danger.

[QUOTE=BuddyRock;7653438]Sad but true.[/QUOTE]Definitely true. She asked me like five times if I was black and kept telling me, "No black".

And then she wanted me to get out of my vehicle and stand where she could see me before providing the room number.

As mentioned earlier, she was just not my type.

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/226639476/2155869817[/URL]

Been wanting to see Jhoanna for a while, heard a few things that I liked about her & I finally have my time with her. Comms was smooth with a quick LEO check. Got to the spot and was told to wait a few minutes. The wait was longer than I expected so I left. Soon as I left she called me saying she was ready, went back to the spot because I really wanted to see her. Got to the room and inside was the big booty Latina that I've been searching for. We chatted for a bit, left the donation on the table and she got started with a good deep throat CBJ with eye contact the entire time. Did that for a few minutes, had her doggystyle and pounded her deep watching that ass bounce on me until I blew my load in the bag. She helped clean me up and talked a little more before saying our goodbyes. QV damage was $, had a great time, she has a good personality and never rushed. I defiantly will be repeating & probably go for a HH next visit LOL. She says she does travel to the Springfield area, so I may just wait until then to go visit. I wasn't a big fan of the location she was at.

[QUOTE=Hobbiest24;7653583]Can someone tell me if this is fake or not?

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/northernvirginia/209984288[/URL]#.[/QUOTE]Why would you possibly think that is real?

Hello Gents, I am traveling to Herndon just for one night next week and found Bree, any information on her? Tried looking through the threads but nothing. Any info would be helpful, or any recommendations, I am not a full service guy so head dates preferred. Please PM if more comfortable. Here is her ad:

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/southernmaryland/199569366[/URL]

Thank you gents!

[QUOTE=Hobbiest24;7653583]Can someone tell me if this is fake or not?

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/northernvirginia/209984288[/URL]#.[/QUOTE] Yes it's clearly fake.

[QUOTE=DatDude1206;7653816]Why would you possibly think that is real?[/QUOTE]Yeah, that's a type of escort that's worth $500 for 30 minutes and it wouldn't be having an ad on listcrawler of all places. LOL.

It's kinda odd, I'm an Asian, and she won't see me. If that makes y'all feel better. Basically reached out and was requested to send a photo. Once I sent it, she was like you the boss of the working girls? I was so confused. I'm like yoo just tryna get down, but it is what it is.

[QUOTE=SumphknFool;7653104]Kelly or her handler has made it clear that she doesn't see AA no matter your age. Your race is one of the 1st questions she asks and as soon as you say AA the conversation abruptly ends.[/QUOTE]

Blonde booty chick.

Legit AF.

YMMV.

She even left me a solid positive review on mr number.

Be nice to her.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/northernvirginia/210804604[/URL]