The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=TrailHunter;3401504]Antagonist! Because of the last 38 posts that show up 13 were deleted. And 11 of those 13 posts were deleted because you were ANTAGONISTIC! And in 8 posts you bash C5 and accuse THE TRAIL BOYS and C5 as being one and the same! You are a SICKO get help because you're too ANTAGONISTIC!!

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Trail Hunter.[/QUOTE]Looks like the word of the day on Sesame Street was "antagonistic"! Pro tip: using all caps doesn't make your argument more convincing LOL.

[QUOTE=DaisukeAramech;3401745]Looks like the word of the day on Sesame Street was "antagonistic"! Pro tip: using all caps doesn't make your argument more convincing LOL.[/QUOTE]Neither does your sister's hairy and smelly pussy!! Tell that beitch to shave and wash that shit!

LOL!

C5.

[blue]Better hope she's not a nun

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;3401004]First off, ASSWIPE, why don't you learn how to use the great "Reply With Quote" feature provided here.

Guess you missed that day in school or, more likely, you just aint smart enough to understand it only take one key-stroke, you IDIOT.

[/QUOTE]Maybe Chris can teach him how to use it. Oh, wait. Nevermind.

[QUOTE=TrailHunter;3400803]LIAR!! " I were never one to accuse Chriss5 of being some one else " . LIAR!! AND because here's what you posted Yellow Belly in post 7020 AND I quote you, " You just like you buddy Chriss (if you not really him youself) " . AND again LIAR!! Because again from post 7020 AND I quote, " Either you really Chriss, " . [URL]http://www.bluemaize.net/im/pants/liar-liar-pants-on-fire-6.jpg[/URL].

AND SNITCH!! AND DIRTY RAT!! Because of your post 3511 in Mass Holes AND I quote you, " Hey Boys, you favorite turds Chris5 and TrailHunter be talkin' shit about you Boston boys again down in the Orlando Rat Trap! SNITCH!! AND DIRTY RAT!! [URL]http://marktanner.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dirty-rat-on-the-street.jpg[/URL].

TH LTD!! TH LTD!! TH LTD!![/QUOTE]TH, we all know this is that cowardly fuck YRAGFAG. He created this alter ego specifically to target C5. A few month's back, I embarrassed the shit out of this faggot here in the trap! I ripped him apart and sent him off the trap in shame. He's hated me ever since.

YragFag is a faggot who love's cock. He used to message me begging to meet up with me. LOL! He's a loser and will ALWAYS be a loser. Those other Masshole clowns were embarrassed by me as well. I fucking hate Boston as much as I hate Orlando.

Fuck you YragFag.

C5.

[QUOTE=DaisukeAramech;3401745]Looks like the word of the day on Sesame Street was "antagonistic"! Pro tip: using all caps doesn't make your argument more convincing LOL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chris5;3401813]Neither does your sister's hairy and smelly pussy!! Tell that beitch to shave and wash that shit!
LOL!
C5.

[BLUE]Better hope she's not a nun
A2 [/BLUE][/QUOTE]Well at least we no Chriss5 sista not a nun. LMFAO!

I'd tell you to have that biotch sista shave that tongue of hers, but the hair feel so good on my dick. LMFAO!

[QUOTE=Chris5;3401813]Neither does your sister's hairy and smelly pussy!! Tell that beitch to shave and wash that shit!
LOL!
C5.

[blue]Better hope she's not a nun
A2 [/blue]
[/QUOTE]Well, well, well, what have we got here?

Chriss5 coming to the aid of his butt-buddy, TrailHunter. WTF, it usually the other way around.

Now I start to think I "do" belong in this conversation, because it looking more and more like Chriss5 = TrailHunter.

Fuck it, I'll jump in with BOTH FEET!

Go ahead A2, show us "you the man", and go with you gut and merge all them Chriss5/ Trail accounts. It about time!

[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;3401004]First off, ASSWIPE, why don't you learn how to use the great "Reply With Quote" feature provided here.

Guess you missed that day in school or, more likely, you just aint smart enough to understand it only take one key-stroke, you IDIOT.

Here, I do you work for you.

So if you had quote my whole post, you will see while I might "insinuate" you be Chriss5, I do not "accuse" you of being him. And this is my only post where this even discussed, and it were a year ago. Much different then all the other folks running around accusing folks of being several other people. So, there ASSWIPE, I repeat again for those hard of hearing (or just to STUPID to understand), "I" do not belong in this conversation.

AND SECOND, you goddam right I inform the Masshole boys you be talkin' shit about them again. If you can't handle the truth, than you need keep you cocksucker shut. It aint right to talk shit behind some ones back, so I let them know about it, since you too chicken to say to them youself.

SO, like I say in my previous post: "Someone must have pushed you down the stairs at a small age, and you hit EVER ONE of them steps on the way down. And it must have been an LONG flight of stairs. " If you had a brain you be dangerous.

FOR EVERONE ELSE: I swear some time I read the shit folks write in here and I think to myself, "Hell, I can't believe he's the sperm that won"! TH is one of those folk.

SMH![/QUOTE]" So if you had quote my whole post, you will see while I might "insinuate" you be Chriss5, I do not "accuse" you of being him. And this is my only post where this even discussed, and it were a year ago. Much different then all the other folks running around accusing folks of being several other people ".

Come on Maynard " insinuate " LAME excuse because everyone knows what you meant! However, I'll take the HIGH road and give you the benefit of the doubt and FORGIVE you because that's how I am!

"you goddam right I inform the Masshole boys you be talkin' shit about them again " . BUT I canNOT FORGIVE you Maynard for PROUDLY RATTING out your fellow FLORIDIANS because IMO a TRAITOR should NOT be FORGIVEN!!

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OH BTW have you run out of LAME jokes to tell??

[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;3402015]Well, well, well, what have we got here?

Chriss5 coming to the aid of his butt-buddy, TrailHunter. WTF, it usually the other way around.

Now I start to think I "do" belong in this conversation, because it looking more and more like Chriss5 = TrailHunter.

Fuck it, I'll jump in with BOTH FEET!

Go ahead A2, show us "you the man", and go with you gut and merge all them Chriss5/ Trail accounts. It about time![/QUOTE]Maynard I REGRET FORGIVING you because now you don't " insinuate " you now directly FALSELY ACCUSE that " Chriss5 = TrailHunter ". Unbelievable!

And then MAYNARD you appeal to A2 to be a part of your IDIOTIC BS because you want him to merge The Trail Brothers accounts!! Maynard you might be sorry you ever started this IDIOTIC BS!!

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Trail Hunter.

[QUOTE=TrailHunter;3402199]OH BTW have you run out of LAME jokes to tell??[/QUOTE]Jokes, you say you want some of George's Famous Jokes?

Well okay my good buddy, but you should really be careful what you ask for.

Now you going to get a nasty PM from Chriss5 asking you if you lost your mind, asking ole George for more Chriss jokes.

There a lot of new folks here, so old jokes probably worth repeating. Even those who seen them before, will laugh again. Jokes the same as good pussy, you always want more, so here a few.

1. Years ago Chriss star of a gay TV show. It was called Leave It -- Its Beaver.

2. Why do Chriss not eat M&Ms? He get tired of trying to peel them.

3. Chriss is really one of a pair of gay irish twins. They real names are Ben Dover and Phil McAvity.

4. Last month gay Chriss put a nicotine patch on his dick. Now he down to only 3 butts a week.

5. What did Chriss say to the gay man he meet in the bar? Your face or mine?

6. What did Chriss say to his gay boyfriend? The girls be right, we do taste like chicken.

7. How do gay Chriss fake his orgasm? He spit on his boyfriends back.

8. You know how much cum gay Chriss have? A butt load.

9. Of course gay Chriss dress well. He did not spend all that time in closet doing nothing.

10. Did you know gay Chriss from Jamaica? Down there they call his ass Pokemon.

11. As gay man, what do Chriss do before jerking off? He shit in his hand.

12. Chriss friends say he gay because he don't like football. Chriss say they idiots, he say he gay because he like dick.

13. Chriss was married until he send wrong text to his wife. He had hard time explaining why he could not wait to suck her dick.

14. I ask Chriss what worst then sucking a dozen raw oysters out of his boyfriends {Trailhunter} ass? Chriss say sucking out 13 of them and realize he only put in a dozen.

15. Chriss was a gay midget until he came out of the cabinet.

16. I ask Chriss boyfriend {Trailhunter} what the difference between Chriss and a musquito? Trailhunter say the musquito stop sucking when you slap it.

17. Chriss and his boyfriend {Trailhunter} fall off a very tall building. Which one hit the ground first? Who gives a fuck.

18. I ask Chriss boyfriend {Trailhunter} what the difference between Chriss and a hurricane? He say you can't rip the pants off a hurricane, butt fuck it, and piss down its throat.

19. What the difference between gay drug dealer Chriss and a SW? A SW can wash her crack and sell it again.

20. I ask Chriss how many dicks he have to suck to get a lightbulb changed? He say well more then 8 cause my basement still dark.

21. I ask Chriss boyfriend {Trailhunter} what is the best part of getting a blowjob from Chriss? He say the 15 minutes of silence.

Hey Chriss you idiot, we demand to know how that 6-way is going you having with your hand!

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Pimp Vino is at it again!! This time he's pimping out Cassie.

Vino how much is you're cut asshole??

C5.

[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;3402015]Well, well, well, what have we got here?

Chriss5 coming to the aid of his butt-buddy, TrailHunter. WTF, it usually the other way around.

Now I start to think I "do" belong in this conversation, because it looking more and more like Chriss5 = TrailHunter.

Fuck it, I'll jump in with BOTH FEET!

Go ahead A2, show us "you the man", and go with you gut and merge all them Chriss5/ Trail accounts. It about time![/QUOTE]Did he reply to me? I've got him on block so I don't know LOL. He seems real mad tho.

Boy, I didn't realize you have so many guys hating on you. LOL. I just want to remind you I'm still waiting on the vids you were sending (Going on a year now). If you don't have them just admit it and I won't bother you again.

Have any of you guys that associate with him ever seen any videos made by him or is it all bullshit?

It seems like everyone there hates him or am I just reading it wrong?

[QUOTE=TaxiDriver45;3402655]Boy, I didn't realize you have so many guys hating on you. LOL. I just want to remind you I'm still waiting on the vids you were sending (Going on a year now). If you don't have them just admit it and I won't bother you again.

Have any of you guys that associate with him ever seen any videos made by him or is it all bullshit?

It seems like everyone there hates him or am I just reading it wrong?[/QUOTE]Welcome to the Orlando Rat Trap buddy! How's Miami? Man you guy's have it hard there in Miami with those ugly ass hookers! No shit, Miami has the most high mileage street walker's in the country.

Orlando has the world famous Paradise Trail, the most beautiful model like hookers in the country. So taxi as a guest here I should welcome you with open arms correct?

NOPE! LOL! FUCK YOU you cocksucker! I take issue with anyone demanding I send them anything. Don't know who the fuck you think you are where I have to prove shit to you asshole.

Did you ever think that if I wanted to post my videos, then I would do it? I have reasons for everything I do. Now why don't you get your fat ugly ass in your shitty taxi and drive to Orlando and ask all the girl's about C5. I'll tell you what, if you personally come to Orlando, I will personally meet up with you at the Dollhouse and personally show you as many videos as you like. Drinks also on me by the way.

That's my challenge to you. You don't tell me when and what to do motherfucker! As far as everyone hating C5 here in Orlando, wow! You sure must have been at the top of your fucking class! Lmao! I am probably the most hated member on this entire forum!

Not just Orlando!! I mean all over this country! I'm very proud of that. I pride myself for not having any friends.

Do you have a sister by the way? I would like to meet her and pay her 20 bucks to fuck her up her ass. I'm sure you won't mind Buddy.

Miami has the ugliest hookers in Florida. LOL!!

C5.

[QUOTE=TaxiDriver45;3402655]Boy, I didn't realize you have so many guys hating on you. LOL. I just want to remind you I'm still waiting on the vids you were sending (Going on a year now). If you don't have them just admit it and I won't bother you again.

Have any of you guys that associate with him ever seen any videos made by him or is it all bullshit?

It seems like everyone there hates him or am I just reading it wrong?[/QUOTE]The only people who don't hate him are the newbies who don't know him and haven't realized he is a pseudo-pimp posting the same 20 pics over and over again.

As far as videos he has said he is comfortable posting pics but not videos. Which never made sense to me until a few weeks ago. A member posted some vids of local girls and pointed out he did not film or post the videos he just found them online. Now the girls in the video were girls I know C5 knows. I am 80% sure the guy in the video was C5 he matched him in skin tone and other physical characteristics I have seen in his pics. Then when I saw the guy only lasted literally one minute in these vids C5 not posting his vids finally made sense. Then only an hour after the link was posted in the thread, the uploader erased the vids from the host site. So obviously the guy in the video reads the Orlando SW thread.

TLDR; C5 brags about having tons of videos but doesn't post them because he doesn't want it known he suffers from premature ejaculation.

[QUOTE=DaisukeAramech;3402581]Did he reply to me? I've got him on block so I don't know LOL. He seems real mad tho.[/QUOTE]I said your sister has a smelly and hairy pussy dude! LOL!

C5.