Massage Parlor Reports

Dreamed I Came down with the male biological instinct, & the only cure for it was a session from a thicc Latina MILF. Shout out to ubemyfriend99 as soon as he mentioned she had some talent with that ass of hers. I was all in.

Called in the morning to make an appointment for the evening. Grabbed some cash & began the journey, The amount of traffic on the way there was an absolute disaster. Major accident on 90/94 was making me late, so I called her & told her I'd be running late. Requested once again for a dress to be worn she also laughed & agreed. Finally made it there 50 min later. Seems like a little Latin neighborhood. Parking was manageable thankfully. Went up to the door saw the Yellow sign & the door was locked. Walked away from the door & called her. Saw her behind the desk this time walking to the door the 2nd time around. She has blonde dyed hair, wasn't expecting that but she can pull it off. Wasn't wearing dress. Says she can't (but) if you bring her something to wear she'll put it on. Many role plays to explore. She also said the place has that sign on the door Bc one of you mongers gave them wine & she accidentally left it on the front desk as a inspector came in. & gave them a citation because they accused them of selling liquor there. Place is smaller on the inside. All the lights were off besides the tv playing on the window facing the front desk. She asks if I've had a massage there before, I reply no. She asks how do I know she works there. I reply a friend suggested here. She then nods & Points to our room. I ask to use the washroom. Bc you can never enjoy the session with the slightest urge of having to piss while receiving the finish. I get to our room & undress. She comes in & sees my naked self and asks if I need a towel I reply NOPE. She begins to oil up her fingers & hands, warns me she has cold hands LOL. She begins the massage. I do my usually thing, & stick my hand out as it brushes against her inner thigh & slowly creep it up to her Vag. Put my hand between her legs up to her kitty & begin sawing away on it like it was an oversized tree trunk that needed to be cut. My mistake on doing that barley 2 minutes into the session. She then asks if I'm looking for any other options. Uh yes, & just like uncle Donny said. I grabbed her by her kitty as a reply to her question. She asked how much I have, I tell her. $ . 4 she laughs & says she asks for. $$ for L3. & that says she only gives a fully nude L1 for. $ . 4. Yeah IGHT. So I don't say anything to her reply. Then I say "this time you can do it for me". She says ok just this time. Yeah Until she gets hypnotized by this intense pounding she's about to get. She tells me to grab the condom. She begins removing her clothing. Average build with some decent bolt ons. I swear naturals just look better bare every single time. But I enjoy all tits in all shades and sizes. She begins massaging jr. To get the circulation going. I start feeling her tits & her booty. She stops & sprays my hands with sanitizer as I'm feeling up her cheeks with her thong. She then sucks on my nipple as I start pulling down her bra. She turns her back to me so I can undo her bra. She's now completely naked & begins the L2. She's pretty average at sucking dick, But does what she's needed to do & gets it to max strength. She's getting up like she's going to ride cow girl on me, I get up & have her lay on her side as her legs lay horizontally on the table As I'm standing up. I begin to penetrate her, very intensely as she dirty talks to me in Spanish. Her ass is straight clapping to the power strokes I'm laying into her To the point Where she has to put her hand on my chest to slow me down Because she says we can't be that loud. I began smacking her ass with force as I'm clapping those cheeks of hers. She tells me again not so loud LOL. Can't help myself when a booty looks that smackable. We switch to k9 & she has me go on another side of the room so she can see us bang on the mirror on the wall. I give her a great pounding while I continue to spank that ass of hers. I then finish inside The bag. I could've kept going after completion, but it would've gotten pretty messy if I did. Great finish overall, I'd go back if was tryna bang Bc I believe escorts are just too used up, would rather bang a MT over a escort seems like they take better care of themselves & Are more conscientious on hygiene. But it all depends on who the providers are. For me I think it's hard to be beat an MT with a great lvl 1 skillset or a bare L2 compared to a covered L3 it's all preference. But I guess it's just what ever mood you're feeling. This will be my last review for a couple months. Will be going to Florida for spring break & got to save some testosterone so I can pull some chicks on the beach & bars. Hope my fellow mongers take care & have fun.

& Also have topless pic of Raquel and video of our session as well, will only send pic if you give providers who give bare L2's or good MT's that provide L3's must include price as well.

Overall damage. . 6 half hour. $ . 4 CFS L3 . $$ total. Most I've spent on a sessions yet.

Monger out.

[QUOTE=LilMonger;5183737]Dreamed I Came down with the male biological instinct[/QUOTE]I caught that before. It also has a 0.005% fatality rate. Common symptoms include stiff muscle, blue balls, and empty wallets. The Euro, Asian, and Latina strains are here. Best protection is to stay within 6 feet of hot girls and always wear your ppe.

Went to see Mandy yesterday after reading some reviews on her. For those of you who haven't gone or haven't seen her in awhile. Sorry to disappoint but don't waste your time. First off parking was absolutely horrible there are many store fronts on the same side of the street plus the neighborhood has residential permit parking. And for those of you who pay attention there is a mechanic directly across the street that works on LE vehicles so there were police everywhere. After finding a place to park which took me almost 25 minutes I walk in and Mandy looked terrible. Gobs and gobs of make up plastered on her face. There's one thing I can't stand and that's being rushed and the entire session was rushed she shorted me 10 min. Her phone was constantly going off non stop as well. She was not into it at all. I heard other women complaining in the background. The table shower was broken I actually saw mold on the tile in the room. Place was disgusting overall. Very disappointed. Just thought I would pass the info to everyone so they don't waste their hard earned money.

Sophie from Soul Mind Bodywork on Milwaukee Ave ([URL]https://chicago.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/chicago-logan-square/9806901.html[/URL]). Booked an hour.

She is pretty, got huge boobs, and was wearing a low cut dress with all her cleavage hanging out.

No draping required. She spent most of the time on my back. Pretty decent massage. Then told me to flip with 15 minutes to go. But mostly did my chest and legs. Didn't go anywhere near where I wanted.

I asked her if that's as close as she gets and she said yes. Didn't offer self-service either. Overall, the massage was decent but no extras. I didn't mind cause I actually needed the massage.

Anyone else have a different experience?

Quite a few mt's I visited never would go "there" on the first and even the second visit. Big LEO check because LEO will not come back after being denied the first time.

[QUOTE=CanadianGuy;5185022]Sophie from Soul Mind Bodywork on Milwaukee Ave ([URL]https://chicago.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/chicago-logan-square/9806901.html[/URL]). Booked an hour.

She is pretty, got huge boobs, and was wearing a low cut dress with all her cleavage hanging out.

No draping required. She spent most of the time on my back. Pretty decent massage. Then told me to flip with 15 minutes to go. But mostly did my chest and legs. Didn't go anywhere near where I wanted.

I asked her if that's as close as she gets and she said yes. Didn't offer self-service either. Overall, the massage was decent but no extras. I didn't mind cause I actually needed the massage.

Anyone else have a different experience?[/QUOTE]

Cute older lady with a decent figure. Just about what you would expect from the Chicago market. Got the TS for $75.00 for an hour. Made sure the brown eye was squeaky clean before flipping and playing and cleaning with junior on the flip. She giggled as she did this, which is always a great sign. Great 40 minute massage ensued followed by a HJ while I vigorously rubbed her vag and clit. She had her pants and panties down to her knees and her small tits out. Paid $80.00 extra for this service. I should have stuck to $60.00 but consider the extra $20.00 to be a stimulus payment as I am sure they have been really slow lately. I always get a great massage here and fun extras with usually a HJ with lots of roaming. Never gone to the next level though. I am sure it is possible, but I don't patronize consistently.

[QUOTE=Barbarossa;5185651]Cute older lady with a decent figure. Just about what you would expect from the Chicago market. Got the TS for $75.00 for an hour. Made sure the brown eye was squeaky clean before flipping and playing and cleaning with junior on the flip. She giggled as she did this, which is always a great sign. Great 40 minute massage ensued followed by a HJ while I vigorously rubbed her vag and clit. She had her pants and panties down to her knees and her small tits out. Paid $80.00 extra for this service. I should have stuck to $60.00 but consider the extra $20.00 to be a stimulus payment as I am sure they have been really slow lately. I always get a great massage here and fun extras with usually a HJ with lots of roaming. Never gone to the next level though. I am sure it is possible, but I don't patronize consistently.[/QUOTE]You reminded me of a delightful mongering memory. Years ago, I did a 4 hands session up there, Anna riding the joystick, Cherry on my face. One of my hottest times at an AMP! 😊.

[QUOTE=OrdLover;5179950]Lisa I can confirmed biggest I seen on Asian. Mimi I heard about but never seen. Mandy is more like a C. Debbie on Peterson would be bigger than Mandy.[/QUOTE] Debbie is a nice lady, but face kind of looks masculine to me. No judgement here. Just stating a fact. Her rack is also nice though.

[QUOTE=Barbarossa;5185651]Never gone to the next level though. I am sure it is possible, but I don't patronize consistently.[/QUOTE]I've banged at least five different women at that place, so it's definitely possible. I only got totally shutout once a long time ago.

I'm surprised my monger buddies didn't have any I for me on these places. They must be duds!

[QUOTE=JamesTChicago;5178194]Any words on these places? The second is probably legit. Just looking for an easy place to walk to. Open to other suggestions near these as well. Pms are welcome or post here for all.

[URL]https://worldclassbodyrubs.wixsite.com/worldclassbodyrub[/URL]

[URL]https://popular-foot-spa.business.site/?utm_source=gmb&utm_medium=referral[/URL]

Rubi luxury spa 4800ish w foster.

Mayfair massage 4500 ish w Lawrence.

Massage bliss 5400 ish w Addison.

I know CLM has one location in the area along Macie and her friend, but looking for others.

Thanks everyone![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JamesTChicago;5187237]I'm surprised my monger buddies didn't have any I for me on these places. They must be duds![/QUOTE]I would have shared immediately (as you have done the same for me previously), but I've never been to these places. A little NW of my usual haunts.

So I've done the JuJu thing, and the Kelly thing, and a few others too. But a few weeks ago on the weekend, I saw a taller thin woman who they said was Christina. I thought I would have recognized her, but obviously I'm clueless. Any feedback on Christina? If memory serves, I doubt she is as easily procured as are the other gals?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=RickSomething;5187536]So I've done the JuJu thing, and the Kelly thing, and a few others too. But a few weeks ago on the weekend, I saw a taller thin woman who they said was Christina. I thought I would have recognized her, but obviously I'm clueless. Any feedback on Christina? If memory serves, I doubt she is as easily procured as are the other gals?
[/QUOTE]She's a Korean girl who works part-time, like one day a week maybe. Kelly had pitched me to her before. After I ran into her at the spa while she was going into a room to service a customer, Kelly told me that I had to make an appointment ahead of time if I wanted to see her. She wouldn't volunteer any information as to the level of service I might expect.

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/211027[/URL]

Anyone ever visit? I called them yesterday, as the cross street Ashland & Harrison are close to where I stay. Call them to schedule and an appointment and then tell me to call then again once I get to Ashland and Halstead for exact address once I arrive there they then text me address of the incall location which is apartment on Taylor St. I arrived and waited 10 minutes in my car just to scope out the area. A lot of Cops drive by on Taylor St because the college is nearby, but as I was parked on the street and getting ready to call so say that I arrived I see a State Police car park right infront of the building so I decided to not risk it. I could be wrong or overthinking but didn't want to take the risk.

[QUOTE=Whamster123;5189198][URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/211027[/URL]

Anyone ever visit? I called them yesterday, as the cross street Ashland & Harrison are close to where I stay. Call them to schedule and an appointment and then tell me to call then again once I get to Ashland and Halstead for exact address once I arrive there they then text me address of the incall location which is apartment on Taylor St. I arrived and waited 10 minutes in my car just to scope out the area. A lot of Cops drive by on Taylor St because the college is nearby, but as I was parked on the street and getting ready to call so say that I arrived I see a State Police car park right infront of the building so I decided to not risk it. I could be wrong or overthinking but didn't want to take the risk.[/QUOTE]Although, it's very unlikely that st police would be dealing with it, IMHO it's always better to be on a safer side, to listen to your intuition and instincts, and to be over cautious then reckless. Stay safe.

[QUOTE=Walker333;5189273]Although, it's very unlikely that st police would be dealing with it, IMHO it's always better to be on a safer side, to listen to your intuition and instincts, and to be over cautious then reckless. Stay safe.[/QUOTE]Always go with your instincts, but Taylor St by UIC is a heavy lunch spot with the police. Many of the restaurants there give police discounts and Pompeii is a notorious place for cops to eat at. I used to work at Rush.

[QUOTE=Whamster123;5189198][URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/211027[/URL]....I was parked on the street and getting ready to call so say that I arrived I see a State Police car park right in front of the building so I decided to not risk it. I could be wrong or overthinking but didn't want to take the risk.[/QUOTE]State cops patrol the state-owned expressways, so they were probably just taking a break after getting off I-290. They might have even been a customer. I've been paranoid myself about county cops hanging out by SXL on a couple of occasions since they have been involved in various vice arrests, but nothing ever happened, so maybe they just use that spot as a staging area.

[QUOTE=RubMeRight;5176687]Stopped by CLM a couple weeks ago and saw Sandra based on info on this forum and had a good time. As I was leaving, she introduced me to Lexi, very cute, 5 foot tall blonde girl next door type. Checked thru the forum and only found a couple negative comments about her being heavier. And not worth seeing. The girl I met was not heavy. Are we talking about the same Lexi? There are newer pics up on website, previous pics she had pinkish hair.

Has anyone seen Lexi lately?[/QUOTE]I was just looking at her pictures. From my perspective she looks much leaner in the bikini pic outside than on the chair. I really dig the bikini pic but the chair pic for many might be hot but that is much thicker than I would like. I wish I knew which was more accurate to her actual size. These in todays ad [URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/122334[/URL].

[QUOTE=Whamster123;5189198][URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/211027[/URL]

Anyone ever visit? I called them yesterday, as the cross street Ashland & Harrison are close to where I stay. Call them to schedule and an appointment and then tell me to call then again once I get to Ashland and Halstead for exact address once I arrive there they then text me address of the incall location which is apartment on Taylor St. I arrived and waited 10 minutes in my car just to scope out the area. A lot of Cops drive by on Taylor St because the college is nearby, but as I was parked on the street and getting ready to call so say that I arrived I see a State Police car park right infront of the building so I decided to not risk it. I could be wrong or overthinking but didn't want to take the risk.[/QUOTE]I actually was there not too long ago. I saw 2 Latinas and they were very attractive, definitely closer to spinner type so I went with the 4 hand. It was a great time and they seemed pretty into it, good dirty talk and enthusiasm! I would recommend a half hour though, they try to upcharge on 2 pops which I usually need if I'm going for an hour.

Had to stop and taste based on the good reviews. Went last Monday. Perhaps I am the one who got ahead of the other monger that day. Anyway she is cute and solid meaning not skinny nor fattish. Nice rack and ass. As stated by others she was fun. Nice table shower tease and the massage was more like a chiropractor visit. Still felt nice with someone who puts in the effort before the finish. Same as described with your legs in her lap. Got a mouthful of tit and a handful of vag. Only let down is I want the L3. She has a nice body and a sweet looking poon. Would love to hit that! Worth a one time visit for variety. Q.

[QUOTE=Fit312;5187946]She's a Korean girl who works part-time, like one day a week maybe. [/QUOTE]She's actually Mongolian, not to nitpick. She was a regular provider there but left years back. Some of the more tenured mongers know her from back at Sunkiss, going back 6+ years. I had the opportunity to see her a couple times before she stopped being full time at S&L, that was probably 2-3 years ago. She was L1 then. Which was awesome after all those years of being a SS tease. She has LEGIT skills otherwise, like CMT quality, easily.

Has her game changed? Doubt it, but anything's possible. I would love to schedule with her again, an ol' trip down memory lane. If you get the opportunity. Go for it!

One of my favorite AMP workers. Jenny from Mercy then recently Jin Ding. Is at a new spot in the vicinity of 16th and Michigan, called Oriental Massage. Recommended if you're looking for a good, legit massage. Also noticed a lady named Apple. Wondering if this is the same Apple from Mercy's Mag Mile location.

Decided to visit Yang at one of papasans shops I have her number so I don't need to go through pps called her and agreed to go early, FYI the parking because of the snow is challenging to say the least, txt to say I'm there she lets me in all masked up quick hug and grope into the room another mt is sleeping in the other room I get on the table she stops down to underwear and I forget the massage straight to bbj, fiv, fia and had her coming hard during daty multiple positions blew in the bag a little head massage $-20 out the door.(no house fee)

She has been in my rotation for about 2 yrs now and your experience may vary but she is not a unicorn 🦄 because of her age but hell talk about vfm🤩.

TOFFT last week and checked out thanks Spa in Oak Park.

Legit only, as expected.

Anyone got recommendations for that area?

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[QUOTE=SpaGuy21;5190731]She's actually Mongolian, not to nitpick. She was a regular provider there but left years back. Some of the more tenured mongers know her from back at Sunkiss, going back 6+ years. I had the opportunity to see her a couple times before she stopped being full time at S&L, that was probably 2-3 years ago. She was L1 then. Which was awesome after all those years of being a SS tease. She has LEGIT skills otherwise, like CMT quality, easily.

Has her game changed? Doubt it, but anything's possible. I would love to schedule with her again, an ol' trip down memory lane. If you get the opportunity. Go for it![/QUOTE]Her game hasn't changed at all. Don't waste any money on that hoe.

[QUOTE=Captain1954;5192324]Decided to visit Yang at one of papasans shops I have her number so I don't need to go through pps called her and agreed to go early, FYI the parking because of the snow is challenging to say the least, txt to say I'm there she lets me in all masked up quick hug and grope into the room another mt is sleeping in the other room I get on the table she stops down to underwear and I forget the massage straight to bbj, fiv, fia and had her coming hard during daty multiple positions blew in the bag a little head massage $-20 out the door.(no house fee)

She has been in my rotation for about 2 yrs now and your experience may vary but she is not a unicorn 🦄 because of her age but hell talk about vfm🤩.[/QUOTE]Just an FYI, totally up to you, but I'd give the no HF payment info via DM. I'm sure papasan finds a way to monitor this site as well as RM for reviews. He'd probably be pissed if he wasn't getting his cut.

What happened to this place? I've been a handful of times before covid got bad and had experience with Gabby and Carolina both of which were pretty good, L2 or L3 if I brought my own rubber. But I don't think they are at Princess Latina Spa anymore. Anyone been there recently and know if there's still fun to be had?

[QUOTE=Ziaza;5198507]What happened to this place? I've been a handful of times before covid got bad and had experience with Gabby and Carolina both of which were pretty good, L2 or L3 if I brought my own rubber. But I don't think they are at Princess Latina Spa anymore. Anyone been there recently and know if there's still fun to be had?[/QUOTE]The action is still on. The receptionist is so hot but she does not do massageI can write a book about how hot the receptionist is. Small waste, big butt and rack. I think that the place is dirty because there is no shower for these girls with all the action that is going on. They are all very business like up sell and some not very good looking. I would not go back during Covid but maybe when things cool down.

Did anyone have Maria in there? I had Sara and Sophia and can trade info if interested.

[QUOTE=OPIllini;5192263]One of my favorite AMP workers. Jenny from Mercy then recently Jin Ding. Is at a new spot in the vicinity of 16th and Michigan, called Oriental Massage. Recommended if you're looking for a good, legit massage. Also noticed a lady named Apple. Wondering if this is the same Apple from Mercy's Mag Mile location.[/QUOTE]Went there and got Jenny by the luck of the draw. Good massage but not a word of English. She communicated through a translator on her phone.

[QUOTE=SammiJoon;5202043]Did anyone have Maria in there? I had Sara and Sophia and can trade info if interested.[/QUOTE]I don't have Maria but would like to get info of your girls.

I've been on a mission to find a Vietnamese Massage Parlor. I've been all over Chicago and haven't found one yet. Does anyone know of any in the area?

[QUOTE=ManuelJellison;5203198]I don't have Maria but would like to get info of your girls.[/QUOTE]Pm me for info on those two.

[QUOTE=Dossy1;5203250]I've been on a mission to find a Vietnamese Massage Parlor. I've been all over Chicago and haven't found one yet. Does anyone know of any in the area?[/QUOTE]I would check out the far western burbs, Carol Stream and the like. There are so many Vietnamese in those areas there's bound to be a massage therapist out there.

[QUOTE=Dossy1;5203250]I've been on a mission to find a Vietnamese Massage Parlor. I've been all over Chicago and haven't found one yet. Does anyone know of any in the area?[/QUOTE]I don't think there's any in Chicago. You might need to go to California for that.

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5203966]I don't think there's any in Chicago. You might need to go to California for that.[/QUOTE]I banged my first Vietnamese massage girl at a parlor about a block away from Disneyland. Bizarre thing was that they had a full room dedicated to a Buddhist shrine with incense and flowers. A hot Vietnamese American girl also delivered legal marijuana to my hotel, so there must be a lot of them out there. All in all, the massage parlor scene seems much better in Orange County than LA or Ventura Counties.

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5203966]I don't think there's any in Chicago. You might need to go to California for that.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the Orange County insight.

I actually had the best Viet experience in California up in the Bay Area. Every experience I had with the Vietnamese girls was a solid 10! They were beautiful women, with fantastic bodies and all below the age of 35, well below! The AMP experiences were really good. Also, there's nothing like a Vietnamese "Cafe or Barbershop" too!

I might have to hit up Carol Stream like Man Tooth said?

[QUOTE=Dossy1;5203250]I've been on a mission to find a Vietnamese Massage Parlor. I've been all over Chicago and haven't found one yet. Does anyone know of any in the area?[/QUOTE]I, as well, have always been interested in finding a Vietnamese MP. Never have though, anywhere in the Chicagoland area. My thoughts are, the slimmest of possibilities lie in finding a nail spa joint that also does massages on the side. You'd have to deal with the gauntlet of Karens to get whatever massage service, if it was possible, which might turn some away (the thought is what's kept me from trying). I will say. Some of the Vietnamese nail girls are hot AF. My ex would drag me to get pedicures with her and I remember one particular location having this nail tech that worked on me and she was easily an 8. 5+ (real world scale). After that, I would always suggest going to that location because it was "convenient," hahaha. I'd be curious to hear others' feedback on the topic.

I will add that Magic Spa 88, on Irving Park in the city near the lake, had a nail setup in the front and massage in the back. Only visited a couple times but there was some fun to be had there before a management change. So, who knows, might be possible.

[QUOTE=SpaGuy21;5204674]I, as well, have always been interested in finding a Vietnamese MP. Never have though, anywhere in the Chicagoland area. My thoughts are, the slimmest of possibilities lie in finding a nail spa joint that also does massages on the side. You'd have to deal with the gauntlet of Karens to get whatever massage service, if it was possible, which might turn some away (the thought is what's kept me from trying). I will say. Some of the Vietnamese nail girls are hot AF. My ex would drag me to get pedicures with her and I remember one particular location having this nail tech that worked on me and she was easily an 8. 5+ (real world scale). After that, I would always suggest going to that location because it was "convenient," hahaha. I'd be curious to hear others' feedback on the topic.

I will add that Magic Spa 88, on Irving Park in the city near the lake, had a nail setup in the front and massage in the back. Only visited a couple times but there was some fun to be had there before a management change. So, who knows, might be possible.[/QUOTE]Viet and Filipinas are the two unicorns of the massage world. Very hard to find and very much worth it when you do find them.