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[QUOTE=Jessca;1540096]No, it obviously WASN'T me. He was almost an hour late, and completely lied about the whole situation. And no, he he's not a decent monger. He is a liar, and posted this bs because he didn't know I had a handle.[/QUOTE]I wasn't saying it was your fault, Honey. I was saying that YOU were the Jessica in question. I don't know either of you and therefore have nothing bad to say about either of you. I was simply making the observation that everyone has an off day. That's all.

Kisses,

Melissa

[QUOTE=Tim Allen; 1539764]Yeah. It is sexy. Some of us guys pay to get things we don't get at home and a dirty talking girl is one thing I rarely get to see. It's actually one of the top things I require when I date. Wifey doesn't smoke and it's sort of a turn on and if I know I can get a shower and clean clothes before I get home I don't mind the smoking one bit.

You want a girl who doesn't talk bad, then you don't need to hang out with any of these girls. Plenty of churches in this town you can go to and hear good clean talk.

I haven't seen Jessica but I want to. If she talks dirty enough she gets my vote. Ain't nothing better than seeing a girl light up a smoke and start puffing on it with my nut all over her face and in her mouth. Goddamn I need to give her a call on my next free day![/QUOTE]Well thats a pretty stupid post, dude. If you don't know the difference between sexy dirty and shitty dirty I can't explain it to you. There's sexy, then theres a big ol husky sweaty thing barking at you. I think Melissa had the right idea. If a guy drives across town at $3. 75 a gallon to meed a girl that has no car and not a pot to pissin, chauffer her around and give her the equivilent of $100+ per hour based on her actual service time, well she ought to at least be nice. Especially if she's late. Hell, theres japs that think its sexy if a girl shits on them. Maybe thats your thing. Church aint got shit to do with it pal. Its just common courtesy and civil behavior. Join a crush website if thats what your into.

[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa; 1539839]From her posts it shows that it obviously WAS her. It only takes an off tone or word to turn a great date into a bad date. It's not her fault or his fault. He posted his opinion. She posted hers. YMMV! Let's chalk it up to an off day for both these people. She has a good reputation and he seems to be a decent monger. Bygones! I don't have a dog in this fight and I believe that we should just drop it. People don't always mesh. Take me and Rebelest for example. LOL! That doesn't mean she isn't a great chick and it doesn't mean he isn't a good guy. Have they seen each other before? I, personally, can't imagine what it is like to just meet a guy for the first time and immediately be ON. It takes a minute to get comfortable. It takes a minute to "click". If she was waiting in the heat and he was waiting on the other side of the Waffle house then it was simple miscommunication. I don't know either of them but I do know people in general. I have been a bit bitchy to some of my regulars. I always apologize and make it up to them. I just happens. We can't all be perfect all the time. Peace, love and happiness!

Kisses,

SM[/QUOTE]Thanks Melissa. It's not hard to understand is it. You understand. All most guys want is for a girl to be soft and submissive in their personality, and be nice. It's just good customer service, no matter what business you're in. Who wants a girl to slam the door and start barking orders? I have never seen you but am faliliar with you and your posts. Perhaps I should see you sometime. I like petite skinny girls. Loud husky girls are a turn-off for me! Jessica has gotten enough free press over screwing up her chances to date me, so after this I'll drop the whole thing. Thanks for your post.

[QUOTE=Tim Allen;1539764]Wifey doesn't smoke and it's sort of a turn on and if I know I can get a shower and clean clothes before I get home I don't mind the smoking one bit.[/QUOTE]Nice to hear from you again Tim. Your comment reminds me of a statement that a Mississippi Legislator, who shall remain nameless, made to me in private after too many beers. He told me "If she'll smoke a cigarette, she'll suck a dick!" That shows the level of Legislators we elect in Mississippi. I have not tried his theory out, but I have noticed that several of the ladies in my office smoke! Getting back to Jessica, she has been in my car numerous times and has never asked to smoke. In the notel, she did ask if it was allright and I said yes. As a photographer, I thought it might make for some sexy shots. Here are two politically incorrect shots of Jessica in the Glockman retro style. Hhope you are not too offended. BTW, go see Jessica, she will rock your ass from one end to another.

[QUOTE=BulletMan;1540211]Thanks Melissa. It's not hard to understand is it. You understand. All most guys want is for a girl to be soft and submissive in their personality, and be nice. It's just good customer service, no matter what business you're in. Who wants a girl to slam the door and start barking orders? I have never seen you but am faliliar with you and your posts. Perhaps I should see you sometime. I like petite skinny girls. Loud husky girls are a turn-off for me! Jessica has gotten enough free press over screwing up her chances to date me, so after this I'll drop the whole thing. Thanks for your post.[/QUOTE]I hate to break it to you, Babe. I'm not skinny. LOL. I'm 4'11" but I have a 38DD chest and weigh in at 140. I'm not ashamed to be a curvy woman. I just wanted to clarify that I am not a skinny chick.

Kisses,

Melissa

[QUOTE=BulletMan;1540209]Well thats a pretty stupid post, dude. If you don't know the difference between sexy dirty and shitty dirty I can't explain it to you. There's sexy, then theres a big ol husky sweaty thing barking at you. I think Melissa had the right idea. If a guy drives across town at $3. 75 a gallon to meed a girl that has no car and not a pot to pissin, chauffer her around and give her the equivilent of $100+ per hour based on her actual service time, well she ought to at least be nice. Especially if she's late. Hell, theres japs that think its sexy if a girl shits on them. Maybe thats your thing. Church aint got shit to do with it pal. Its just common courtesy and civil behavior. Join a crush website if thats what your into.[/QUOTE]A girl that talks shitty dirty, (to use your terms) is far more likely to do it in the bedroom than a girl that acts all prim and properwhen you first meet her. I don't pay to have sex. I pay to fuck. I can get sex at home but there's not much fuckin going on so that's why I look to these girls to fill that need.

We all catch them on bad days every now and then. If its your first time to be stood up then your batting average is much higher than most of ours. Over the years I've probably spent a couple hours sitting and waiting, taking them to the store or dope boy and so on. Just part of it. Never really been called stupid here before and I don't really appreciate it. In fact I can't stand it. But it's your opinion and that's what matters to you. Doesn't matter one shit to me. We can agree to disagree here or we can have a Internet board feud. I prefer to not go that route.

[QUOTE=Tim Allen; 1540284]A girl that talks shitty dirty, (to use your terms) is far more likely to do it in the bedroom than a girl that acts all prim and properwhen you first meet her. I don't pay to have sex. I pay to fuck. I can get sex at home but there's not much fuckin going on so that's why I look to these girls to fill that need.

We all catch them on bad days every now and then. If its your first time to be stood up then your batting average is much higher than most of ours. Over the years I've probably spent a couple hours sitting and waiting, taking them to the store or dope boy and so on. Just part of it. Never really been called stupid here before and I don't really appreciate it. In fact I can't stand it. But it's your opinion and that's what matters to you. Doesn't matter one shit to me. We can agree to disagree here or we can have a Internet board feud. I prefer to not go that route.[/QUOTE]Well then don't post unsolicited shit and remarks to someone you don't know about something you don't know anything about. I think youll find the more you get used to the internet in general youll find telling someone to go to church and find another forum just because they gave an honest report about a crummy provider will more than likely result in them quickly putting you in your place. I think one of the sites you may want to try is called japscat. Com nuff said.

[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa; 1540244]I hate to break it to you, Babe. I'm not skinny. LOL. I'm 4'11" but I have a 38DD chest and weigh in at 140. I'm not ashamed to be a curvy woman. I just wanted to clarify that I am not a skinny chick.

Kisses,

Melissa[/QUOTE]Well, ok then. Fair enough. You have my respect.

[QUOTE=BulletMan;1540401]Well then don't post unsolicited shit and remarks to someone you don't know about something you don't know anything about. I think youll find the more you get used to the internet in general youll find telling someone to go to church and find another forum just because they gave an honest report about a crummy provider will more than likely result in them quickly putting you in your place. I think one of the sites you may want to try is called japscat. Com nuff said.[/QUOTE]A Japanese girl shitting on you. Damn, we Mississippeans are alway last in picking up on the latest trends. I will have to ask my neighbor about that. He is the one that says that a good dog will lick your balls! Speaking of shit, I think that this has gone far enough and we need to start acting like adults again.

Order in the forum. Attention to all parties involved in the case of " Bullet man vs Jessica Case 123456 " You have all been called to oreder by the Honorable JUDGE Savannah607. We have all had our bad days. From providers, to us pervs LOL. Anyway I have never made a comment on a matter that didn't concern me until now. This case has been dismissed by the power invested in me by the great state of TN. Lets all move on and get back to business. P. S no hard feelings from all parties involved just had about a 18 pk of Budweiser and thought I would bring a little humor for all. But really I have dismissed this case by the power invested in me by the State of Tn. DISCLAIMER : All parties involved at the time of this post thereofe or berfore or after are bound under Pervert law to silence from this 9th day of September 2012. Case dismissed and the court is adjourned. Oh see you pervs at lunch Friday ha ha ha

[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa; 1540244]I hate to break it to you, Babe. I'm not skinny. LOL. I'm 4'11" but I have a 38DD chest and weigh in at 140. I'm not ashamed to be a curvy woman. I just wanted to clarify that I am not a skinny chick.

Kisses,

Melissa[/QUOTE]Yes, and those curves are all in the right places.

[QUOTE=Glockman;1540226]Nice to hear from you again Tim. Your comment reminds me of a statement that a Mississippi Legislator, who shall remain nameless, made to me in private after too many beers. He told me "If she'll smoke a cigarette, she'll suck a dick!" That shows the level of Legislators we elect in Mississippi. I have not tried his theory out, but I have noticed that several of the ladies in my office smoke! Getting back to Jessica, she has been in my car numerous times and has never asked to smoke. In the notel, she did ask if it was allright and I said yes. As a photographer, I thought it might make for some sexy shots. Here are two politically incorrect shots of Jessica in the Glockman retro style. Hhope you are not too offended. BTW, go see Jessica, she will rock your ass from one end to another.[/QUOTE]Those Menthol Cigs!

[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa; 1540244]I hate to break it to you, Babe. I'm not skinny. LOL. I'm 4'11" but I have a 38DD chest and weigh in at 140. I'm not ashamed to be a curvy woman. I just wanted to clarify that I am not a skinny chick.

Kisses,

Melissa[/QUOTE]And Melissa, you wear all 140 well. We love each and every curve too!

Whoops, I thought I logged on to escort reports. Instead my computer screen is clogged with a bullshit argument! Argue on PM or somewhere else. As for me I'm looking for PUSSY (Smoking or nonsmoking)

[QUOTE=Mackie05;1540679]Whoops, I thought I logged on to escort reports. Instead my computer screen is clogged with a bullshit argument! Argue on PM or somewhere else. As for me I'm looking for PUSSY (Smoking or nonsmoking)[/QUOTE]I know. You post a report about an ESCORT in the ESCORT thread and everyone acts like little bitches. Seems like they only want to hear a report if its a good report about an ESCORT. Had nothing to do with smoking. Just a report about one forum's experience with an ESCORT. That's the point of the forum.