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I'm planning to check this one out tomorrow:
[URL]http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-best-choice-young-and-hotand-readybest-special60qk80hh/17826828[/URL]
Would love to hear a review from anyone who has already met her.
I'll provide a report if we connect.
Has anyone seen her, yet? She's been posting for several months with the same TGTBT pics along with reasonable rates.
[URL]http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/local-sexy-blonde-petite-student-providing-incall/17629107[/URL]
Hi sweetie, I'm Vanessa.
Please read this ad BEFORE you call.
I am providing incalls in Mission Valley. 5'2, 118 lbs, 34 be.
Incalls:
150.30 min.
200.45 min.
250.60 min.
400.120 min Donations are final.
Please call when you are ready to see me.
My photos are real and recent.
I do not speak explicitly! Period.
-8055.
Call or text.
No blocked calls.
[QUOTE=Clicker619;2331943]Has anyone seen her, yet? She's been posting for several months with the same TGTBT pics along with reasonable rates.
[URL]http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/local-sexy-blonde-petite-student-providing-incall/17629107[/URL]
[/QUOTE][URL]http://phxgirlnextdoor.com/pub/category/rob/[/URL]
[QUOTE=Bwetfan;2332032][URL]http://phxgirlnextdoor.com/pub/category/rob/[/URL][/QUOTE]Scammmmmmm.
[QUOTE=Clicker619;2331943]Has anyone seen her, yet? She's been posting for several months with the same TGTBT pics along with reasonable rates.
[URL]http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/local-sexy-blonde-petite-student-providing-incall/17629107[/URL]
Hi sweetie, I'm Vanessa.
Please read this ad BEFORE you call.
I am providing incalls in Mission Valley. 5'2, 118 lbs, 34 be.
Incalls:
150.30 min.
200.45 min.
250.60 min.
400.120 min Donations are final.
Please call when you are ready to see me.
My photos are real and recent.
I do not speak explicitly! Period.
-8055.
Call or text.
No blocked calls.[/QUOTE]Fakeeeeeeeee.
[QUOTE=Clicker619;2331943]Has anyone seen her, yet? She's been posting for several months with the same TGTBT pics along with reasonable rates.
[URL]http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/local-sexy-blonde-petite-student-providing-incall/17629107[/URL]
Hi sweetie, I'm Vanessa.
Please read this ad BEFORE you call.
I am providing incalls in Mission Valley. 5'2, 118 lbs, 34 be.
Incalls:
150.30 min.
200.45 min.
250.60 min.
400.120 min Donations are final.
Please call when you are ready to see me.
My photos are real and recent.
I do not speak explicitly! Period.
-8055.
Call or text.
No blocked calls.[/QUOTE]Fake pics. That girl must be 40 by now. If she was real I'd kill for that shit.
[QUOTE=DannyDavis;2331243]I'm planning to check this one out tomorrow:
[URL]http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-best-choice-young-and-hotand-readybest-special60qk80hh/17826828[/URL]
Would love to hear a review from anyone who has already met her.
I'll provide a report if we connect.[/QUOTE]Danny! Let me know how you make out with this one. I've noticed her posts before. Looks a little trashy but might just be the pics. Make sure you shoot a fat load right where she has that tatoo on the side of her face. LOL. Moe.
[QUOTE=Clicker619;2331943]Has anyone seen her, yet? She's been posting for several months with the same TGTBT pics along with reasonable rates.
[URL]http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/local-sexy-blonde-petite-student-providing-incall/17629107[/URL]
Hi sweetie, I'm Vanessa.
Please read this ad BEFORE you call.
I am providing incalls in Mission Valley. 5'2, 118 lbs, 34 be.
Incalls:
150.30 min.
200.45 min.
250.60 min.
400.120 min Donations are final.
Please call when you are ready to see me.
My photos are real and recent.
I do not speak explicitly! Period.
-8055.
Call or text.
No blocked calls.[/QUOTE]The girl in the pictures is named Tanya. She is some Eastern Europe model. I believe she started out doing very risque photos at a very young, and still models now as an adult.
[QUOTE=MemoeNasty;2332338]Danny! Let me know how you make out with this one. I've noticed her posts before. Looks a little trashy but might just be the pics. Make sure you shoot a fat load right where she has that tatoo on the side of her face. LOL. Moe.[/QUOTE]Hey, I called her but got Google voice message stating she was unavailable. I've tried a couple of times since without success. Her last ad posted yesterday. Called today, but no success. I'm going to keep trying. It's my new mission to splatter on tats! I'll keep you posted.
I visited Gwen today:
[URL]http://sandiego.backpage.com/BodyRubs/you-have-never-felt-like-this-beforeupscalereal-deal-body-and-mind-gwendolynlet-me-heal-you/18027061[/URL]
I've seen her ads a few times, and I was in the mood for something new. In brief, she's super sexy. While she might be a little skinny for some, I love spinners. She has an amazing body. Six pack abs, long thin legs, round muscular ass. I'm not convinced she's the same girl shown in her ad, but her body is every bit as good, maybe better. She's actually equal parts white / black but VERY fair skinned. Super long straight black hair almost down to her waist.
The massage was sensual, but a little soft for my liking. She teased the boys, then gave me a nice slow stroking. For a HJ, it was pretty good, although I was hoping for a BJ. Set me back $. 4. Super sweet sexy girl, but I won't repeat. Too much $ for mediocre service.
Total waste of time. Changes her name on posts. Started at 1. 4. Went to 5. 0 for FS and 1. 9 for CBJ. Not the girl in pictures. Of course prices go up after you are are ready to go. Uses [URL]818.xxx.10[/URL]57.
[URL]http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-new-cutie-100-real-100-independent-call-me-dont-miss-out/18374986[/URL]
[QUOTE=PaytoPlay;2342518]Total waste of time. Changes her name on posts. Started at 1. 4. Went to 5. 0 for FS and 1. 9 for CBJ. Not the girl in pictures. Of course prices go up after you are are ready to go. Uses [URL]818.xxx.10[/URL]57.
[URL]http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-new-cutie-100-real-100-independent-call-me-dont-miss-out/18374986[/URL][/QUOTE]I can tell that's a fake ad before even calling or wasting time going to meet up.
Hey all, stopping my lurking to post a warning. If I had done more research, I should have caught this, but I didn't.
So avoid this one:
[URL]http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ndc-theultt-t-gnmns-choc/17164213[/URL]
Takes the donation, makes excuses and leaves. She also goes by the name Sativa, and you can search that to find her other ads. She has a girlfriend that used to use the name Indica, not sure if she's still around or not, but I would avoid her too.
Thanks for all the reports, good info!
MG.
Hey guys, I sampled this one over the weekend:
[URL]http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/70-majestic-and-magnificent-bella-star-has-arrived-session-of-a-lifetime-70/18376470[/URL]
Surprisingly, she's using real photos of herself. Unfortunately, they must have been taken sometime in the distant past. Before she squeezed out two kids (confirmed). That flat-looking stomach is now a floppy meat pouch that points to her toes. To boot, she opens the door wearing a shower cap because she's in the middle of dying her hair. WTF? Reality is much stranger than anything I could ever dream up. Most of you guys would probably do the right thing. Make a 180 and split back to your car. I surveyed the situation, and decided to go for it. This was a first (and hopefully the last) time I ever hooked up w / a SW wearing a shower cap.
Just so you know, it wasn't all bad. She's a sweet girl from Texas, great smile, perfect titties, and a nice round bum. Staying at the Seven Seas, and they have full wall mirrors next to the bed. CBJ and doggie for. 7.
70 for CBJ and doggie (CFS) is a super good deal. Good find, bro!
[QUOTE=DannyDavis;2345665]Hey guys, I sampled this one over the weekend:
[URL]http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/70-majestic-and-magnificent-bella-star-has-arrived-session-of-a-lifetime-70/18376470[/URL]
Surprisingly, she's using real photos of herself. Unfortunately, they must have been taken sometime in the distant past. Before she squeezed out two kids (confirmed). That flat-looking stomach is now a floppy meat pouch that points to her toes. To boot, she opens the door wearing a shower cap because she's in the middle of dying her hair. WTF? Reality is much stranger than anything I could ever dream up. Most of you guys would probably do the right thing. Make a 180 and split back to your car. I surveyed the situation, and decided to go for it. This was a first (and hopefully the last) time I ever hooked up w / a SW wearing a shower cap.
Just so you know, it wasn't all bad. She's a sweet girl from Texas, great smile, perfect titties, and a nice round bum. Staying at the Seven Seas, and they have full wall mirrors next to the bed. CBJ and doggie for. 7.[/QUOTE]
Everyone. Back again on a buisness trip. Last time I was here I accidentally amused these women by complying with their higher than average prices because, well not to sound snobby, but money isn't really an issue. But to not hurt your or my wallet I would appreciate any info on what's good around. Preferably Asian or Hispans working Incall. I'll make sure to report on any recommendations and ones I TOFTT on. As always stay safe and smart!
[QUOTE=MadGypsy;2344978]Hey all, stopping my lurking to post a warning. If I had done more research, I should have caught this, but I didn't.
So avoid this one:
[URL]http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ndc-theultt-t-gnmns-choc/17164213[/URL]
Takes the donation, makes excuses and leaves. She also goes by the name Sativa, and you can search that to find her other ads. She has a girlfriend that used to use the name Indica, not sure if she's still around or not, but I would avoid her too.
Thanks for all the reports, good info!
MG.[/QUOTE]I have her FB info but I don't want to violate any thing on this board.
Although it says nothing about facebook links.
Ever since she's had a bf, she's gone cold supposedly.
[blue]No but it does say a whole lot about personally identifying information. I know that there are chicks that have multiple facebook pages, but generally the links that get sent here are the ones to their "real lives" that have pictures of their families.
Chicks have the same right to control how much of their "real" stuff gets out there as guys do.
A2[/blue]
[QUOTE=DannyDavis;2331243]I'm planning to check this one out tomorrow:
[URL]http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-best-choice-young-and-hotand-readybest-special60qk80hh/17826828[/URL]
Would love to hear a review from anyone who has already met her.
I'll provide a report if we connect.[/QUOTE]Any luck with this one yet?
I keep missing her, but will try again tomorrow and report back.
[QUOTE=MadGypsy;2348335]Any luck with this one yet?[/QUOTE]
I like the pics, but no reviews I can find:
[URL]http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/im-classy-but-sassy-petite-and-fun-lets-play/18025037[/URL]
Had a different number here:
[URL]http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/sandiego/805-452-0071/1/228877/ff[/URL]
Any info appreciated, thanks!
MG.
[URL]http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/baby-bunny-everybodys-favorite-italian-in-town-now/18456626[/URL]
Met with this one tonight. She's very new to San Diego, says she's moving here. Very cute, kinda looks like Mira Sorvino, that actress. Very hot body. Not GFE, but a tight spinner body with a very nice posterior made up for that. Hung out for a hh, and it was most def worth the $. 25.
My first post in SD since moving here. This was the first really good experience I've had!
[QUOTE=MadGypsy;2350696]I like the pics, but no reviews I can find:
[URL]http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/im-classy-but-sassy-petite-and-fun-lets-play/18025037[/URL]
Had a different number here:
[URL]http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/sandiego/805-452-0071/1/228877/ff[/URL]
Any info appreciated, thanks!
MG.[/QUOTE]I've seen this girls posts for a long time. Never seen any reviews, always uses the age of 19 and has had a bunch of different phone numbers. Red flags for me. I think she's been 19 for the last 4 years.
[QUOTE=MemoeNasty;2351969]I've seen this girls posts for a long time. Never seen any reviews, always uses the age of 19 and has had a bunch of different phone numbers. Red flags for me. I think she's been 19 for the last 4 years.[/QUOTE]That's what I was thinking. I remember seeing her posts when I first moved to SD a couple of years ago.
Is it me or do all these BP ads look fake? I hate their new format.
Has anyone seen this provider before?
[URL]http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-new-new/14395742[/URL]
[QUOTE=DuffMan82;2357200]Has anyone seen this provider before?
[URL]http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-new-new/14395742[/URL][/QUOTE]I would say fake or working for an agency. The link you provided is to a BP ad that was posted at 1 am. Red flag.
The San Diego Forum looks alot like the one back home in West Michigan.
I have always looked for someone dependable and professional. By that I mean on time, well dressed and groomed and looks like she belongs in a professional position not on the street.
I found her back in Grand Rapids MI. She worked in Lansing and Kalamazoo too. Now she is in San Diego for you. Many of us miss her back here, and hope she comes home.
Her claim to fame was French Lessons, with a swirl and a twist she was never done until you were completely done. I have never trusted any girl before. She is under the radar, not on BP. The only place she posts is on this forum in the escort section. She has been to my house, family's house and to my place of work. She has this great routine. Blow the boss. She will come to your office dressed as a consultant with breifcase and give you a french lesson. She won't spill a drop or leave any evidence. Plus you can be home for dinner with the wife on time. PM me if you want.
Our loss is your gain please treat the NoNonsense Lady like the Lady she is. You will be glad you did.
Your box is full so you can't except any more PM'S!
[QUOTE=Benz1;2358941]The San Diego Forum looks alot like the one back home in West Michigan.
I have always looked for someone dependable and professional. By that I mean on time, well dressed and groomed and looks like she belongs in a professional position not on the street.
I found her back in Grand Rapids MI. She worked in Lansing and Kalamazoo too. Now she is in San Diego for you. Many of us miss her back here, and hope she comes home.
Her claim to fame was French Lessons, with a swirl and a twist she was never done until you were completely done. I have never trusted any girl before. She is under the radar, not on BP. The only place she posts is on this forum in the escort section. She has been to my house, family's house and to my place of work. She has this great routine. Blow the boss. She will come to your office dressed as a consultant with breifcase and give you a french lesson. She won't spill a drop or leave any evidence. Plus you can be home for dinner with the wife on time. PM me if you want.
Our loss is your gain please treat the NoNonsense Lady like the Lady she is. You will be glad you did.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Honeyboy;2360820]Your box is full so you can't except any more PM'S![/QUOTE]I've never understood this. Half the people that send me a "please send me a PM" request have full mailboxes, and sometimes people send you PMs that you cannot respond to because their mailbox is full or they won't accept PMs (why this board lets you send a PM and not have to receive one, I don't know, but that's the way it is).
Anyone know what happened to her? She's no where to be seen. She was my ATF and I kinda miss her. Last I remember seeing her was somewhere in August time frame. Tried calling / Texting her number but a guy responded that the number no longer belonged to her and he just got the number.
[URL]http://juicylexi.naughtynsexy.com/index-2.html[/URL]
[URL]http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/sandiego/210-378-1368/1/57303[/URL]
Any idea what happened to Lexi? Last I recollect seeing her was way back in August and I haven't seen her since. I tried calling and texting her number a couple of times and a guy answered the phone. Apparently the number no longer belongs to her. Anyways, she was my ATF and was kinda missing her and wanted to see her.
[URL]http://juicylexi.naughtynsexy.com/[/URL]
[QUOTE=Benz1;2358941]The San Diego Forum looks alot like the one back home in West Michigan.
I have always looked for someone dependable and professional. By that I mean on time, well dressed and groomed and looks like she belongs in a professional position not on the street.
I found her back in Grand Rapids MI. She worked in Lansing and Kalamazoo too. Now she is in San Diego for you. Many of us miss her back here, and hope she comes home.
Her claim to fame was French Lessons, with a swirl and a twist she was never done until you were completely done. I have never trusted any girl before. She is under the radar, not on BP. The only place she posts is on this forum in the escort section. She has been to my house, family's house and to my place of work. She has this great routine. Blow the boss. She will come to your office dressed as a consultant with breifcase and give you a french lesson. She won't spill a drop or leave any evidence. Plus you can be home for dinner with the wife on time. PM me if you want.
Our loss is your gain please treat the NoNonsense Lady like the Lady she is. You will be glad you did.[/QUOTE]Sorry,
My mailbox filled right up after the posting I did on NNL.
It is working now, plenty of room.
I've seen Taylor twice now in her notel in NC for some CBJ and CFS. I would rate her overall an 8. 7 for looks, but attitude and service are definetly 9+. She will sometimes walk NCB as well in the early morning. Although she advertises as a white girl, she isn't. She is a hispanic blonde.
[URL]http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/thick-white-girl-big-bootyincalls-100-real-pics-blonde-mixxed-beauty/17832199[/URL]
[URL]http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/your-exotic-escape/18199090[/URL]
Anyone have experience with this one? Thanks.
[URL]http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/star-leaving-tonight/18589058[/URL]
80 flowers, pays not attention, rushed.
[QUOTE=Albert619;2369113][URL]http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/star-leaving-tonight/18589058[/URL]
80 flowers, pays not attention, rushed.[/QUOTE]I noticed this girls posts too recently. Everytime I go with the young ones I come away disappointed. She looks cute if the pics are real.
[QUOTE=MemoeNasty;2369471]I noticed this girls posts too recently. Everytime I go with the young ones I come away disappointed. She looks cute if the pics are real.[/QUOTE]I'm starting to think that just about anybody that says "down to earth" is going to suck (in a bad sense, not a using their mouth sense).
[QUOTE=Bwetfan;2369549]I'm starting to think that just about anybody that says "down to earth" is going to suck (in a bad sense, not a using their mouth sense).[/QUOTE]On the same note, long ago when I started the hobby, I was doing a little research and had stumbled upon a write up somewhere and I had saved it. I still use it for reference. Helps me decode the ads better.
[B][I]Apologies in advance for the long ass post.[/I][/B]
Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.
To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, myredbook.com's pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:
BBW = fat
Voluptuous = fat
Curvy = fat
Curvaceous = fat
Thick = fat
Rubenesque = fat
Womanly = fat
Hourglass = fat
Supersized = fat
Pic of face only? = fat
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat
Gives bra size only? = fat
Busty = either saggy or fat
Naturally busty = saggy and fat
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly
Slim = no boobs
Svelte = no boobs
Slender = no boobs
Dancer's body = no boobs
Runner = no boobs
Spinner = no boobs
Yoga = no boobs
Bombshell = fake boobs
Baywatch = fake boobs
Playboy = fake boobs
Model = fake boobs
Brazilian = black
Butterscotch = black
Caramel = black
Chocolate = black
Creole = black
Cuban = black
Dominican = black
Ebony = black
Egyptian = black
Eritrean = black
Ethiopian = black
Exotic = black
Hawaiian = black
Mahogany = black
Mocha = black
Mulatto = black
Nubian = black
Mixed = black
Mature = old
Courtesan = old
Gracious = old
Refined = old
Elegant = old
Classic = old
Conservative = old
Original = old
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's
Just turned 18 = mid 20's
19 = possible jailbait
21 = late 20's
28 = late 30's
Intelligent = brunette
Sorority Girl = blonde
Selective = overpriced
Exclusive = very overpriced
Classy = can't afford lingerie
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients
Nasty = doesn't shower at all
Upscale = snooty personality
All American = all trailer trash
Princess = I have an attitude problem
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs
On fire = active herpes outbreak
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service
coed = plain looking with acne problem
girl next door = looks like the boy next door
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures...
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds
Energetic = methamphetamine addict
Down to earth = boring
College graduate = sleeps with professors
open minded = openly accepts tips
two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff
New to business = changed name
New to area = changed name and moved across bay
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your ID
Discrete = I can't spell
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money
snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type
aD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry
CMT = good massage, bad sex
FBSM = bad massage, good sex
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
hair color = brown
hair length = to shoulder
eye color = brown
age = mature
height = short
weight = heavy
cup size = small
measurements = large
[QUOTE=BoobieBrat;2369978]On the same note, long ago when I started the hobby, I was doing a little research and had stumbled upon a write up somewhere and I had saved it. I still use it for reference. Helps me decode the ads better.
[B][I]Apologies in advance for the long ass post.[/I][/B]
Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.
To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, myredbook.com's pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:
BBW = fat
Voluptuous = fat
Curvy = fat
Curvaceous = fat
Thick = fat
Rubenesque = fat
Womanly = fat
Hourglass = fat
Supersized = fat
Pic of face only? = fat
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat
Gives bra size only? = fat
Busty = either saggy or fat
Naturally busty = saggy and fat
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly
Slim = no boobs
Svelte = no boobs
Slender = no boobs
Dancer's body = no boobs
Runner = no boobs
Spinner = no boobs
Yoga = no boobs
Bombshell = fake boobs
Baywatch = fake boobs
Playboy = fake boobs
Model = fake boobs
Brazilian = black
Butterscotch = black
Caramel = black
Chocolate = black
Creole = black
Cuban = black
Dominican = black
Ebony = black
Egyptian = black
Eritrean = black
Ethiopian = black
Exotic = black
Hawaiian = black
Mahogany = black
Mocha = black
Mulatto = black
Nubian = black
Mixed = black
Mature = old
Courtesan = old
Gracious = old
Refined = old
Elegant = old
Classic = old
Conservative = old
Original = old
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's
Just turned 18 = mid 20's
19 = possible jailbait
21 = late 20's
28 = late 30's
Intelligent = brunette
Sorority Girl = blonde
Selective = overpriced
Exclusive = very overpriced
Classy = can't afford lingerie
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients
Nasty = doesn't shower at all
Upscale = snooty personality
All American = all trailer trash
Princess = I have an attitude problem
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs
On fire = active herpes outbreak
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service
coed = plain looking with acne problem
girl next door = looks like the boy next door
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures...
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds
Energetic = methamphetamine addict
Down to earth = boring
College graduate = sleeps with professors
open minded = openly accepts tips
two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff
New to business = changed name
New to area = changed name and moved across bay
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your ID
Discrete = I can't spell
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money
snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type
aD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry
CMT = good massage, bad sex
FBSM = bad massage, good sex
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
hair color = brown
hair length = to shoulder
eye color = brown
age = mature
height = short
weight = heavy
cup size = small
measurements = large[/QUOTE]This man deserves to be bought a drink, most informative post in the history of this site.
100% true. LOL.
[QUOTE=BoobieBrat;2369978]On the same note, long ago when I started the hobby, I was doing a little research and had stumbled upon a write up somewhere and I had saved it. I still use it for reference. Helps me decode the ads better.
[B][I]Apologies in advance for the long ass post.[/I][/B]
Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.
To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, myredbook.com's pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:
BBW = fat
Voluptuous = fat
Curvy = fat
Curvaceous = fat
Thick = fat
Rubenesque = fat
Womanly = fat
Hourglass = fat
Supersized = fat
Pic of face only? = fat
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat
Gives bra size only? = fat
Busty = either saggy or fat
Naturally busty = saggy and fat
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly
Slim = no boobs
Svelte = no boobs
Slender = no boobs
Dancer's body = no boobs
Runner = no boobs
Spinner = no boobs
Yoga = no boobs
Bombshell = fake boobs
Baywatch = fake boobs
Playboy = fake boobs
Model = fake boobs
Brazilian = black
Butterscotch = black
Caramel = black
Chocolate = black
Creole = black
Cuban = black
Dominican = black
Ebony = black
Egyptian = black
Eritrean = black
Ethiopian = black
Exotic = black
Hawaiian = black
Mahogany = black
Mocha = black
Mulatto = black
Nubian = black
Mixed = black
Mature = old
Courtesan = old
Gracious = old
Refined = old
Elegant = old
Classic = old
Conservative = old
Original = old
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's
Just turned 18 = mid 20's
19 = possible jailbait
21 = late 20's
28 = late 30's
Intelligent = brunette
Sorority Girl = blonde
Selective = overpriced
Exclusive = very overpriced
Classy = can't afford lingerie
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients
Nasty = doesn't shower at all
Upscale = snooty personality
All American = all trailer trash
Princess = I have an attitude problem
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs
On fire = active herpes outbreak
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service
coed = plain looking with acne problem
girl next door = looks like the boy next door
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures...
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds
Energetic = methamphetamine addict
Down to earth = boring
College graduate = sleeps with professors
open minded = openly accepts tips
two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff
New to business = changed name
New to area = changed name and moved across bay
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your ID
Discrete = I can't spell
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money
snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type
aD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry
CMT = good massage, bad sex
FBSM = bad massage, good sex
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
hair color = brown
hair length = to shoulder
eye color = brown
age = mature
height = short
weight = heavy
cup size = small
measurements = large[/QUOTE]