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[QUOTE=Hodar;3077110]About a year and a half ago some guy jumped out of a car inmelbourne and claimed he went to a CL providers house and was held st gunpoint and forced to withdraw money? They arrested a girl and her pimp / boyfriend but than the trick recanted his story so charges against this dynamic duo were dropped.

The boyfriend in question Has a lengthy violent rap sheet, burglary, robbery, guns, violence. The girl is back now and running ads on BP.

She goes by Portuguese Princess. I am not saying she is a rip but. The boyfriend is still around.

[URL]http://spacecoast.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/back-again-portuguese-princess-nothing-off-limits/17249934[/URL][/QUOTE]I keep loose tabs on the chick. Don't think I'd ever take a chance on her. She was gone for a while, so I thought her and her bf were in jail for the robbery.

[QUOTE=Hodar;3077110]About a year and a half ago some guy jumped out of a car inmelbourne and claimed he went to a CL providers house and was held st gunpoint and forced to withdraw money? They arrested a girl and her pimp / boyfriend but than the trick recanted his story so charges against this dynamic duo were dropped.

The boyfriend in question Has a lengthy violent rap sheet, burglary, robbery, guns, violence. The girl is back now and running ads on BP.

She goes by Portuguese Princess. I am not saying she is a rip but. The boyfriend is still around.

[URL]http://spacecoast.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/back-again-portuguese-princess-nothing-off-limits/17249934[/URL][/QUOTE]Link no longer works.

[QUOTE=Hodar;3077110]About a year and a half ago some guy jumped out of a car inmelbourne and claimed he went to a CL providers house and was held st gunpoint and forced to withdraw money? They arrested a girl and her pimp / boyfriend but than the trick recanted his story so charges against this dynamic duo were dropped.

The boyfriend in question Has a lengthy violent rap sheet, burglary, robbery, guns, violence. The girl is back now and running ads on BP.

She goes by Portuguese Princess. I am not saying she is a rip but. The boyfriend is still around.

[URL]http://spacecoast.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/back-again-portuguese-princess-nothing-off-limits/17249934[/URL][/QUOTE]The link is down, but I was able to get it out of the cache with some pictures.

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;3079148]The link is down, but I was able to get it out of the cache with some pictures.[/QUOTE]Don't know who the other two girls are but the bottom left, the one with the long hair, is Nikki. I reviewed her back in July. See my review #8716. She was new then but does not seem to be the Portuguese Princess.

[QUOTE=Otto22;3079606]Don't know who the other two girls are but the bottom left, the one with the long hair, is Nikki. I reviewed her back in July. See my review #8716. She was new then but does not seem to be the Portuguese Princess.[/QUOTE]According to this it is: [URL]http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/spacecoast/321-557-0674/1/80491[/URL].

[QUOTE=Otto22;3079606]Don't know who the other two girls are but the bottom left, the one with the long hair, is Nikki. I reviewed her back in July. See my review #8716. She was new then but does not seem to be the Portuguese Princess.[/QUOTE]I'm not familiar with any of the pictures, but the ones I posted came from the ad. I just assumed they were all of the same person. Maybe there's a new Portuguese Princess. Here's the entire ad with all its pictures.

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;3079933]I'm not familiar with any of the pictures, but the ones I posted came from the ad. I just assumed they were all of the same person. Maybe there's a new Portuguese Princess. Here's the entire ad with all its pictures.[/QUOTE]Teoría tus The one, evidently Shay happy es is a Guy hoy to the house, money was exchanged and no sex happened somehow Portuguese princess and pimp / boyfriend ended up in clients car with client and got him to withdraw more cash and when her realized he was being ripped off he made up the gunpoint story.

I will avoid.

[QUOTE=MattManII;3079755]According to this it is: [URL]http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/spacecoast/321-557-0674/1/80491[/URL].[/QUOTE]I have seen Nikki but do not know about the other girls. It is not unknown for girls to steal photos from other providers for their ads. I suspect that may be what is going on here. Compare the photos. I don't even see a resemblance.

Hey guys I like to venture to Cocoa for the Inner Room and to try out the beachside gals. I was wondering I usually do the Motel 6 but was curious if there was any good notels in the area. PM me with info if you would like or just reply here, happy hunting Brevard.

Earlier this week around lunch time about 11 am I drove past the hotel on a1 a just south of the Pineda by 7-11 and saw LEO slowly driving through the parking lot. Today same time I drove past on the way to lunch and LEO is sitting in hotel parking lot. An hour later after lunch I see LEO pulling in again. I did not see any other LEO there in case it was backup to the earlier one, I think he was passing through again. Just a word of caution this place seems to be getting a lot of attention.

I texted a Brevard County provider today to see if she was around for me to come visit. The response was an atypical "yea, sure". I texted back "would 12:00 be OK, and the response read "come by any time. We will be glad to book you in at VCSO". I did not know what VCSO was and asked, and they replied Volusia County Sherriff's office". Holy crap! Ends up I used I 2 month old number, and the provider had changed numbers. Anyone ever have a similar experience?

So I get a text at 1 am from a SP asking if I'm available. I'm single so it's really not a problem for me. This girl and I talked about a dream but could not agree to terms so the dream never even happened. This was 2 months ago. Some of you mongers with wives and whatever could have gotten burned.

Good thing for spare phones.

You ladies that read this forum please do not do this. Monger phones or not, you will lose a client.

[QUOTE=Coconut1184;3117736]So I get a text at 1 am from a SP asking if I'm available. I'm single so it's really not a problem for me. This girl and I talked about a dream but could not agree to terms so the dream never even happened. This was 2 months ago. Some of you mongers with wives and whatever could have gotten burned.

Good thing for spare phones.

You ladies that read this forum please do not do this. Monger phones or not, you will lose a client.[/QUOTE]That's why I stay away from the users and the drama queens. I also turn my phone off at night.

Is it just me or have things just slowed down in Brevard recently. The last post on the Brevard forum was 10:58 am yesterday. Even the popular escorts are noticing the slowdown. I've always heard that things pick up when the season starts, I. E. The snowbirds arrive. I'd like to hear some thoughts on this.

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;3137553]Is it just me or have things just slowed down in Brevard recently. The last post on the Brevard forum was 10:58 am yesterday. Even the popular escorts are noticing the slowdown. I've always heard that things pick up when the season starts, I. E. The snowbirds arrive. I'd like to hear some thoughts on this.[/QUOTE]Or maybe a few mongers are not reporting about there dreams. I've had a few just haven't got around to report it.

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;3137553]Is it just me or have things just slowed down in Brevard recently. The last post on the Brevard forum was 10:58 am yesterday. Even the popular escorts are noticing the slowdown. I've always heard that things pick up when the season starts, I. E. The snowbirds arrive. I'd like to hear some thoughts on this.[/QUOTE]Seems to be slow everywhere, both for mongers and providers. The lack of decent talent is very noticeable as well. This happens periodically and I believe it's cyclical, lets hope it picks up. I'm tired of looking through ads for fat black chicks and unattractive white women! JD.

[QUOTE=JaxDog;3137669]Seems to be slow everywhere, both for mongers and providers. The lack of decent talent is very noticeable as well. This happens periodically and I believe it's cyclical, lets hope it picks up. I'm tired of looking through ads for fat black chicks and unattractive white women! JD.[/QUOTE]Maybe some providers should reconsider the rates they charge. Las Vegas prices for minor league talent.

[QUOTE=JaxDog;3137669]Seems to be slow everywhere, both for mongers and providers. The lack of decent talent is very noticeable as well. This happens periodically and I believe it's cyclical, lets hope it picks up. I'm tired of looking through ads for fat black chicks and unattractive white women! JD.[/QUOTE]Seems like a lot of chicks available in Cocoa, but southern Brevard is in VERY bad shape. Kinda surprising since there are some in Mel / PB that post, but don't reply to calls / texts. If I could get to PSJ, I'd see the chick so many have raved about. As far as the cyclicals and snowbirds, the only thing those northern assholes bring is higher prices for us locals. I'll just spank it myself before I pay higher prices. Phuck it.

I was searching down a particular young lady only to find she gained wings and floated upward. Rip K K and rest easy girl. God loves all his children. Damn it!!

I will only share in pm If you are one of "my old trusted s. M. 's" and have facebook. Out of respect I will not directly or indirectly post any pics.

If I'm trying to message a monger and there is no PM option under there profile. Am I being blocked?

[blue]Could be their PM box is full, could be they are one of the idiots that used a PM to tell somebody not to post and I took their PM's away.

Probably the first thing, there aren't a lot of the second kind of idiots.

A2[/blue]

For those of you who don't read the Orlando forum, check out the Rat Trap thread, go back to post #8072 and start reading forward.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?12221-The-Rat-Trap[/URL]

[QUOTE=Ericson73;3143981]If I'm trying to message a monger and there is no PM option under there profile. Am I being blocked?

[blue]Could be their PM box is full, could be they are one of the idiots that used a PM to tell somebody not to post and I took their PM's away.

Probably the first thing, there aren't a lot of the second kind of idiots.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]The PM option only shows when you're logged in. So you may not have logged in.

[blue]And that's the third thing, thanks Matt I didn't think of that.

A2[/blue]

Not sure where to post this but like the tittle says, how do I contact an admin?

[QUOTE=PythagorasHP;3145148]Not sure where to post this but like the tittle says, how do I contact an admin?[/QUOTE][URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/member.php?2-Admin2[/URL]

Everyone, Have a safe and enjoyable Thanksgiving holiday. RW.

What the title says, that little rat hole on 192 . Whatever happened with that place? I don't see any providers advertising on BP from that place anymore.

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;3144523]For those of you who don't read the Orlando forum, check out the Rat Trap thread, go back to post #8072 and start reading forward.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?12221-The-Rat-Trap[/URL][/QUOTE]The part about Amanda has me in stitches. Or is it the puzzle?

[QUOTE=Furrber;3164981]The part about Amanda has me in stitches. Or is it the puzzle?[/QUOTE]It was in reference to the posts about Amanda.

Gia, from Melbourne. I miss her. Any news?

Just wondering if anybody has any stories about being arrested around here? How did it happen? Did you get caught with your pants down in a car? Or did you get caught in a sting? What was the outcome? Big fine? Community service? I'm just wondering I'm kind of new at this. Well relatively speaking- I've been here for the few years and been doing it ever since and I lost count of the total number of girls, but I'm sure it's approaching 200. I've been ripped off just once by a skank named Bambi a few weeks ago so been pretty lucky so far. Just wondering what the cost of an arrest would be.

One of our local providers have been busted by the cops before, it was actually captured on camera and put on TV. She gained quit a bit of fame at the time due to the circumstances of the bust. Just Google "Oxy mom".

Edit: Actually it'll be easier to just YouTube "Undercover Stings" season one episode 4.

[QUOTE=TungstenHP;3176838]One of our local providers have been busted by the cops before, it was actually captured on camera and put on TV. She gained quit a bit of fame at the time due to the circumstances of the bust. Just Google "Oxy mom".

Edit: Actually it'll be easier to just YouTube "Undercover Stings" season one episode 4.[/QUOTE]So that explains where she's been. She went missing for quite a while. But I dI'd she that she's been back for about a month now.

Who is holding an Christmas party for us, the mongers? Wouldn't that be interesting?

[QUOTE=Ej1977;3182687]Who is holding an Christmas party for us, the mongers? Wouldn't that be interesting?[/QUOTE]Looks like I might finally get to go to the Inner Room party this year. I'm going to win me one of those prizes this year!!

Happy Holler days!

Dago.

I'm wondering if this qualifies as a "real" report.

I was running around for work and stopped at a certain Racetrac gas station in Cape Canaveral for something to drink. I pull in and noticed a cute LITTLE thing standing out front of the store and she is talking to someone who is just trying to get into the store. I start my way into the store and she asks me "can I ask you for a favor?" I said "I'll be right out, I really need something to drink" I was in the store for at least 5 minutes as someone at the front of the long line was trying and trying and trying to buy something with a debit card that didn't work!

As soon as I walked out, I saw the girl leaning against a car parked right next to mine. Maybe 5' 6" or so but perfect little ass. Short dirty blond hair with highlights. Nails done both fingers and toes. She looked like she took care of her appearance. When she saw me walking over, I figured she thought I was coming to talk to her and she started smiling until I turned to get in my truck. She motioned for me to roll down my window and she told me she needed just enough money to get back to Georgia and that her and her boyfriend lost all their money and needed ANYTHING at this point just to get some gas. She told me "we have 5 cigarettes left to make it home and need just anything I can spare" so they can get gas and go home. The guy sitting in the truck looked a little surly with one hand on the wheel and the other in a fist on his forehead sitting in the truck. She just look like she was at her wits end asking and begging for money for who knows how long today and it looked like she was the only one who was doing anything.

Not knowing the deal or what would happen, I asked "how much are you short?" to which she answered "we've been here for who knows how long and all I've gotten is spare change so far". So, I took a shot at asking "how much are you looking for?" She turned to him and asked and turned back and said "25 bucks will fill up the car and if you could spare just a LITTLE MORE for smokes, that would be awesome! I leaned back in my seat and rubbed my junk and said "I could possibly give you 40 if, you know. !

She put both elbows on my door and said "man. Hold on". She leaned into her car and I saw Mr surly get a look of surprise on his face and then look at me and then say to her "no fucking way" and they started talking over each other and I put my truck in reverse and she tossed her purse in her car with Mr Surly and said " I'll be right back" and she grabbed my door handle and opened it as I was still rolling in reverse and jumped in and said "just go" as Mr surly got out of the car.

I drove to a sweet little spot I know of and on the drive, she asked "are you looking for a BJ?" to which I answered "and anything else you might be interested in giving up". She giggled and said 40 would be all she needs for the BJ, I agreed, put the money in her lap, she put it in her purse and immediately she started rubbing my junk!

I got to the spot and before the truck was in park, she already had my junk out and she had on yoga pants and a t shirt with a bra and flip flops. She started on my junk with nice skills and I slid my hand right down the back of those yoga pants and she had a crazy little kitty! She bobbed on the knob and I matched her strokes with my finger in her biscuit! She stopped sucking and started jacking me as she closed her eyes and kept riding my finger and she made this face with her eyes wide open but rolled back and came and put her head in my lap and said, now I want to fuck"! I reached into my pants and pulled out a 20 and a cover. She sat back in her seat, looked at me, shook her head a couple times, looked at me again, giggled a little and then took her yoga pants off and put the seat back and at the same time, I put the cover on and climbed aboard! I started to mess with her bra so I could see her jugs and she just took both the bra and t shirt off. Nice, perky B cups with nice nipples! She pinched her nipples the entire time I slammed her and she kept her legs wrapped around my waist the whole time and I think she came 2 more times because she made the same face again twice! As I was getting close she asked "do you want to cum in my mouth?" and before I could answer, it was too late but she bucked back hard when I was finishing up.

When I was dropping her off, Mr surly was leaning against the car smoking probably the last of their smokes! As soon as I pulled back into the lot, she said" let me out here, he can be an ass" and as soon as she got out, he tossed his smoke and started walking toward her with attitude. I turned to leave the lot and I could hear her say "just pull the fucking car up to the gas pump".

When I got back to work, I checked the truck for anything incriminating and under the passengers seat, she left a hair tie, and 20 bucks behind!

All in all, not a bad Monday so far!

[QUOTE=Tarpo63;3184631]I'm wondering if this qualifies as a "real" report.

All in all, not a bad Monday so far![/QUOTE]Damn dude, I would have done the same thing you did. She was willing, but not happy with her BF. He wasn't happy either. Next time he'll probably tell her to do it again and she will.

[QUOTE=Tarpo63;3184631]I'm wondering if this qualifies as a "real" report.

I was running around for work and stopped at a certain Racetrac gas station in Cape Canaveral for something to drink. I pull in and noticed a cute LITTLE thing standing out front of the store and she is talking to someone who is just trying to get into the store. I start my way into the store and she asks me "can I ask you for a favor?" I said "I'll be right out, I really need something to drink" I was in the store for at least 5 minutes as someone at the front of the long line was trying and trying and trying to buy something with a debit card that didn't work!

As soon as I walked out, I saw the girl leaning against a car parked right next to mine. Maybe 5' 6" or so but perfect little ass. Short dirty blond hair with highlights. Nails done both fingers and toes. She looked like she took care of her appearance. When she saw me walking over, I figured she thought I was coming to talk to her and she started smiling until I turned to get in my truck. She motioned for me to roll down my window and she told me she needed just enough money to get back to Georgia and that her and her boyfriend lost all their money and needed ANYTHING at this point just to get some gas. She told me "we have 5 cigarettes left to make it home and need just anything I can spare" so they can get gas and go home. The guy sitting in the truck looked a little surly with one hand on the wheel and the other in a fist on his forehead sitting in the truck. She just look like she was at her wits end asking and begging for money for who knows how long today and it looked like she was the only one who was doing anything.

Not knowing the deal or what would happen, I asked "how much are you short?" to which she answered "we've been here for who knows how long and all I've gotten is spare change so far". So, I took a shot at asking "how much are you looking for?" She turned to him and asked and turned back and said "25 bucks will fill up the car and if you could spare just a LITTLE MORE for smokes, that would be awesome! I leaned back in my seat and rubbed my junk and said "I could possibly give you 40 if, you know. !

She put both elbows on my door and said "man. Hold on". She leaned into her car and I saw Mr surly get a look of surprise on his face and then look at me and then say to her "no fucking way" and they started talking over each other and I put my truck in reverse and she tossed her purse in her car with Mr Surly and said " I'll be right back" and she grabbed my door handle and opened it as I was still rolling in reverse and jumped in and said "just go" as Mr surly got out of the car.

I drove to a sweet little spot I know of and on the drive, she asked "are you looking for a BJ?" to which I answered "and anything else you might be interested in giving up". She giggled and said 40 would be all she needs for the BJ, I agreed, put the money in her lap, she put it in her purse and immediately she started rubbing my junk!

I got to the spot and before the truck was in park, she already had my junk out and she had on yoga pants and a t shirt with a bra and flip flops. She started on my junk with nice skills and I slid my hand right down the back of those yoga pants and she had a crazy little kitty! She bobbed on the knob and I matched her strokes with my finger in her biscuit! She stopped sucking and started jacking me as she closed her eyes and kept riding my finger and she made this face with her eyes wide open but rolled back and came and put her head in my lap and said, now I want to fuck"! I reached into my pants and pulled out a 20 and a cover. She sat back in her seat, looked at me, shook her head a couple times, looked at me again, giggled a little and then took her yoga pants off and put the seat back and at the same time, I put the cover on and climbed aboard! I started to mess with her bra so I could see her jugs and she just took both the bra and t shirt off. Nice, perky B cups with nice nipples! She pinched her nipples the entire time I slammed her and she kept her legs wrapped around my waist the whole time and I think she came 2 more times because she made the same face again twice! As I was getting close she asked "do you want to cum in my mouth?" and before I could answer, it was too late but she bucked back hard when I was finishing up.

When I was dropping her off, Mr surly was leaning against the car smoking probably the last of their smokes! As soon as I pulled back into the lot, she said" let me out here, he can be an ass" and as soon as she got out, he tossed his smoke and started walking toward her with attitude. I turned to leave the lot and I could hear her say "just pull the fucking car up to the gas pump".

When I got back to work, I checked the truck for anything incriminating and under the passengers seat, she left a hair tie, and 20 bucks behind!

All in all, not a bad Monday so far![/QUOTE]Regardless, it was a very enjoyable read! TY.

L.

[QUOTE=Tarpo63;3184631]I'm wondering if this qualifies as a "real" report.

I was running around for work and stopped at a certain Racetrac gas station in Cape Canaveral for something to drink. I pull in and noticed a cute LITTLE thing standing out front of the store and she is talking to someone who is just trying to get into the store. I start my way into the store and she asks me "can I ask you for a favor?" I said "I'll be right out, I really need something to drink" I was in the store for at least 5 minutes as someone at the front of the long line was trying and trying and trying to buy something with a debit card that didn't work!

As soon as I walked out, I saw the girl leaning against a car parked right next to mine. Maybe 5' 6" or so but perfect little ass. Short dirty blond hair with highlights. Nails done both fingers and toes. She looked like she took care of her appearance. When she saw me walking over, I figured she thought I was coming to talk to her and she started smiling until I turned to get in my truck. She motioned for me to roll down my window and she told me she needed just enough money to get back to Georgia and that her and her boyfriend lost all their money and needed ANYTHING at this point just to get some gas. She told me "we have 5 cigarettes left to make it home and need just anything I can spare" so they can get gas and go home. The guy sitting in the truck looked a little surly with one hand on the wheel and the other in a fist on his forehead sitting in the truck. She just look like she was at her wits end asking and begging for money for who knows how long today and it looked like she was the only one who was doing anything.

Not knowing the deal or what would happen, I asked "how much are you short?" to which she answered "we've been here for who knows how long and all I've gotten is spare change so far". So, I took a shot at asking "how much are you looking for?" She turned to him and asked and turned back and said "25 bucks will fill up the car and if you could spare just a LITTLE MORE for smokes, that would be awesome! I leaned back in my seat and rubbed my junk and said "I could possibly give you 40 if, you know. !

She put both elbows on my door and said "man. Hold on". She leaned into her car and I saw Mr surly get a look of surprise on his face and then look at me and then say to her "no fucking way" and they started talking over each other and I put my truck in reverse and she tossed her purse in her car with Mr Surly and said " I'll be right back" and she grabbed my door handle and opened it as I was still rolling in reverse and jumped in and said "just go" as Mr surly got out of the car.

I drove to a sweet little spot I know of and on the drive, she asked "are you looking for a BJ?" to which I answered "and anything else you might be interested in giving up". She giggled and said 40 would be all she needs for the BJ, I agreed, put the money in her lap, she put it in her purse and immediately she started rubbing my junk!

I got to the spot and before the truck was in park, she already had my junk out and she had on yoga pants and a t shirt with a bra and flip flops. She started on my junk with nice skills and I slid my hand right down the back of those yoga pants and she had a crazy little kitty! She bobbed on the knob and I matched her strokes with my finger in her biscuit! She stopped sucking and started jacking me as she closed her eyes and kept riding my finger and she made this face with her eyes wide open but rolled back and came and put her head in my lap and said, now I want to fuck"! I reached into my pants and pulled out a 20 and a cover. She sat back in her seat, looked at me, shook her head a couple times, looked at me again, giggled a little and then took her yoga pants off and put the seat back and at the same time, I put the cover on and climbed aboard! I started to mess with her bra so I could see her jugs and she just took both the bra and t shirt off. Nice, perky B cups with nice nipples! She pinched her nipples the entire time I slammed her and she kept her legs wrapped around my waist the whole time and I think she came 2 more times because she made the same face again twice! As I was getting close she asked "do you want to cum in my mouth?" and before I could answer, it was too late but she bucked back hard when I was finishing up.

When I was dropping her off, Mr surly was leaning against the car smoking probably the last of their smokes! As soon as I pulled back into the lot, she said" let me out here, he can be an ass" and as soon as she got out, he tossed his smoke and started walking toward her with attitude. I turned to leave the lot and I could hear her say "just pull the fucking car up to the gas pump".

When I got back to work, I checked the truck for anything incriminating and under the passengers seat, she left a hair tie, and 20 bucks behind!

All in all, not a bad Monday so far![/QUOTE]Your story ended a lot better than I thought it would. The "I need gas money to get home" is an old scam. They usually ask for three or four dollars which they're more likely to get than twenty five. Fortunately for you, your story turned out OK.

[QUOTE=Tarpo63;3184631]I'm wondering if this qualifies as a "real" report.[/QUOTE]Oh no, that is a real report. About a month ago I was in Palm Bay visiting a friend. On way back, stopped for gas (also a RaceTrac BTW!) Spinner MILF gets out of her minivan (kids in the back). Gives me the sob story, "do I know ANY way" she could get some more cash. She emphasized the "any". I would have taken it further, but the kids being there weirded me out.

Just shows you that action is possible anywhere.

[QUOTE=MosinNagant;3185608]Oh no, that is a real report. About a month ago I was in Palm Bay visiting a friend. On way back, stopped for gas (also a RaceTrac BTW!) Spinner MILF gets out of her minivan (kids in the back). Gives me the sob story, "do I know ANY way" she could get some more cash. She emphasized the "any". I would have taken it further, but the kids being there weirded me out.

Just shows you that action is possible anywhere.[/QUOTE]Do you know what's interesting? My stinking "auto correct" changed "sort" to "purse". WTF? And as I am typing this reply, it did it again! The irony of the story would have been much more apparent because when I gave her the cash, she put it in her SHIRT, not her PURSE, which is why I think it fell out onto my floor. Don't get an LG4, the auto correct is REALLY strange!