Prostitute Business School
[QUOTE=ChrisPoontang;2484807]If theres one thing I have realized is that California Prostitutes are the smartest people in the world.
They know EVERYTHING. Its the rest of the world that is stupid.[/QUOTE]I firmly believe we need to open a Prostitute Business School. These girls are so bad at customer service that they couldn't get a job at McDonald's. They only have the hustle on the mind and no long term plan.
Grebo Guru's Prostitute School of Business.
It's the world's oldest profession, shouldn't you know how to do it right? Get a degree and become a true courtesan!
- We'll teach you how to provide services expected and worthy of the profession.
- We'll teach you customer service skills.
- We'll teach you patience is a virtue.
- We'll teach you how to negotiate.
- We'll teach you pricing and specials, that sometimes lower money is better than no money.
- We'll teach you how to retain customers.
- We'll teach you hygiene.
- We'll teach you the art of not being a *****.
- We'll teach you that the customer is always right.
- We'll teach you to keep your mouth shut unless instructed to open it wide.
- We'll constantly fuck you, I mean test you, and make sure you are trained correctly.
- We'll tie you down and not let you hit the streets until you are ready.
- We'll give you an additional official tramp stamp of approval once you've passed the course.
- For a limited time you can sign up for the bukake class at half off!
Operators are standing by with dicks in hand.
Converted to Perverted!
-GG.