Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5092494]Been out of the game for while with China virus. Any good monger stories to share? Also, this chick on Craigslist, destiny looks decent. Anyone ball her?[/QUOTE]I sent you a PM. Please check.

Hey guys I had some very good luck with a brand new spa in Edina. Place is off the freeway and near southdale shopping center. It was dark so I don't remember the exact location but for a change I got above level 1 service. The asian lady was about a 7 in looks but what else is new and older of course. Gave 60 tip plus house fee all and all:

I realize many of my posts are negative on this board regarding MN AMPs but I also know many men in Minnesota who frequent these shops feel the same as I do. The fact is most are rip offs. Plain and simple old truth just like the Asian girls who work at these spas. Yes I have had some diamond in the rough experiences. Thank God for those AMPs that actually give men their money's worth. Yes they exist but you really have to look hard and do your homework.

But the fact remains that many of us are plain wasting good money to get shit service at most AMPs in Minnesota. 80% of the women are rated 2-7 tops. I realize escorts are the way to go if you're looking for very pretty ladies so it doesn't bother me that much anymore. What bothers me is the service! Or complete lack thereof at most shops in MN.

I went to an AMP that changes gals every 2-3 months. Both times lately I get a gal and she massages me for 20 minutes another gal switches with her and massages me for 20 minutes. The first gal comes back and switches with the second gal and massages me and I leave happy and tipped her. I have heard of a ripoff joint years ago that did the same and both gals wanted a tip. But here its the same as any joint I been too. I never request 2 gals and nor was charge double. What's going on?

[QUOTE=JamesAndrews;5095203]I went to an AMP that changes gals every 2-3 months. Both times lately I get a gal and she massages me for 20 minutes another gal switches with her and massages me for 20 minutes. The first gal comes back and switches with the second gal and massages me and I leave happy and tipped her. I have heard of a ripoff joint years ago that did the same and both gals wanted a tip. But here its the same as any joint I been too. I never request 2 gals and nor was charge double. What's going on?[/QUOTE]2 things.

1.) 1st girl had to take a shit. She must've had a wireless bluetooth device in her ass to notify the other girl it was time.

2.) 1st girl had to put the cum towels in the washer because they were running low.

[QUOTE=JamesAndrews;5095203]I went to an AMP that changes gals every 2-3 months. Both times lately I get a gal and she massages me for 20 minutes another gal switches with her and massages me for 20 minutes. The first gal comes back and switches with the second gal and massages me and I leave happy and tipped her. I have heard of a ripoff joint years ago that did the same and both gals wanted a tip. But here its the same as any joint I been too. I never request 2 gals and nor was charge double. What's going on?[/QUOTE]You must be a rookie kid. If they swap that means two things: happy ending from 2nd lady or ask for 4 hands massage with he. You sure are clueless, no offence.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5092494]Been out of the game for while with China virus. Any good monger stories to share? Also, this chick on Craigslist, destiny looks decent. Anyone ball her?[/QUOTE]A year into mongering I was walked in on by another masseuse while getting HE. I liked it. A year later one of my ATFs has to leave to take a shit right before I was going to tell her I needed to turn over for the HE. Kind of ruined the mood there but hey. Shit happens to even the prettiest of ladies. I also enjoy letting out silent but very stinky farts with some of these Asian ladies. I think some of them even get turned on by the aroma. Or better yet perhaps these ladies, after hearing and smelling my farts, will finally give me and others some service beyond L1. Last but not least I received my first 4 hand HE not very long ago and loved every minute of it but only wished some BJ action would have occurred along with it! Oh well.

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5096108]A year into mongering I was walked in on by another masseuse while getting HE. I liked it. A year later one of my ATFs has to leave to take a shit right before I was going to tell her I needed to turn over for the HE. Kind of ruined the mood there but hey. Shit happens to even the prettiest of ladies. I also enjoy letting out silent but very stinky farts with some of these Asian ladies. I think some of them even get turned on by the aroma. Or better yet perhaps these ladies, after hearing and smelling my farts, will finally give me and others some service beyond L1. Last but not least I received my first 4 hand HE not very long ago and loved every minute of it but only wished some BJ action would have occurred along with it! Oh well[/QUOTE]Haha that's great. I appreciate the candidness. I fart also but not in front of attractive ones that I want to score with. But that's pretty much all of them because I refuse to get touched by an ugly old fart. Sometimes I don't even tip, even if the massage is good or get he. The reaction is priceless.

Just wanted to share one story I had recently. The other week was in a place near St Paul. Overhead this younger guy really speaking his mind. It was quite refreshing actually to hear it. He was angry but not so much at the lady doing the massage. He was going off on how bad he wanted to leave America for a place such as Thailand or Vietnam where he didn't have to deal with Western feminist women anymore. How he was so sick of American and Western women in general. Many times I feel exactly as he does.

How he was lonely and couldn't find an attractive gf as most in America are either escorts or gold diggers. That is white women he was referring to. Also how he goes to malls and restaurants and stores and sees many men, particularly white guys who are all alone with no gfs simply because of what Western men have to put up with these days. In most other countries these men would have gfs and wives instead of being loners. I agreed with all he was saying and more!

Finally got out of quarantine so I decided to celebrate immunity by taking a mini vacation to Chicago. It's a nice 7 hour drive and I left at 5 this morning. I love Chicago pizza so I thought I get a nice room, and eat pizza for the next few days. I'm also going to try out the AMPs around town to see how they size up to home. If you mongers have any intel to share I'd appreciate it. I might even try escort service if I strike out.

Hey guys, not to impressed with Chicago AMP's. The women are unattractive, old, and they're not as welcoming as home. At least here you get an encouraging smile. I tried massage at my 3rd stop as I was tired and getting hungry. The massage was ok and towel put over me fd. I didn't bother asking for he, because I didn't want one. Just wanted a nice hot oil rub to relax me. Couldn't even get that. Well, I have a deep dish pizza, sixer, and cable tv, in room on magnificent mile. Will see what tomorrow brings.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5097834]Hey guys, not to impressed with Chicago AMP's. The women are unattractive, old, and they're not as welcoming as home. At least here you get an encouraging smile. I tried massage at my 3rd stop as I was tired and getting hungry. The massage was ok and towel put over me fd. I didn't bother asking for he, because I didn't want one. Just wanted a nice hot oil rub to relax me. Couldn't even get that. Well, I have a deep dish pizza, sixer, and cable tv, in room on magnificent mile. Will see what tomorrow brings.[/QUOTE]You weren't going to the right places then. Message me for a couple good ones.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5097834]Hey guys, not to impressed with Chicago AMP's. The women are unattractive, old, and they're not as welcoming as home. At least here you get an encouraging smile. I tried massage at my 3rd stop as I was tired and getting hungry. The massage was ok and towel put over me fd. I didn't bother asking for he, because I didn't want one. Just wanted a nice hot oil rub to relax me. Couldn't even get that. Well, I have a deep dish pizza, sixer, and cable tv, in room on magnificent mile. Will see what tomorrow brings.[/QUOTE]Maybe you have done this, but trying looking at the massage section of the Chicago forum. There might be some good recommendations in there. I have read that forum from time to time when I am bored and see many of the same complaints about MN AMPs applied to Chicago AMPs. I think the best part of the country for AMPs is California and Hawaii.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5097834]Hey guys, not to impressed with Chicago AMP's. The women are unattractive, old, and they're not as welcoming as home. At least here you get an encouraging smile. I tried massage at my 3rd stop as I was tired and getting hungry. The massage was ok and towel put over me fd. I didn't bother asking for he, because I didn't want one. Just wanted a nice hot oil rub to relax me. Couldn't even get that. Well, I have a deep dish pizza, sixer, and cable tv, in room on magnificent mile. Will see what tomorrow brings.[/QUOTE]Chicago appears to be very similar to Minnesota. The other day I was at an AMP in Burnsville and a question popped into my mind; what if I was some tall handsome guy under 40 who walked into one of these shops? Would I not be repulsed by the women I see? Hell yes I would be! I happen to be short and about 25 pounds overweight and middle aged (46) so I like to usually settle for the plain and old China Jane's. But I can fully understand why a lot of men walk out in disgust at many AMPs in MN and other states. The only hot and young Asian babes seems to work at Thai Viet and Korean AMPs or as independents. Having visited many other states it is the same story here as it is anywhere else regarding Chinese AMPs.

Anywho I head YI Li Massage in White Bear Lake is good. Try them out if you haven't already fellow mongers!

[QUOTE=AnythingCool;5098585]Maybe you have done this, but trying looking at the massage section of the Chicago forum. There might be some good recommendations in there. I have read that forum from time to time when I am bored and see many of the same complaints about MN AMPs applied to Chicago AMPs. I think the best part of the country for AMPs is California and Hawaii.[/QUOTE]It is hit and miss in Chicago too. I found two really good places in the west suburbs that I've been visiting over the years. One was raided and shut down for about a year, but they're back in business. I really wish MN had something as good.

Hey fellow mongers just took a quick trip to San Diego and wanted to give you all a glimpse into what a real AMP experience should be: I walk into a Viet AMP near the ocean and I see 4 Viet ladies all in their 20's and early 30's. All of them were 8 to 9's! I got to choose from the lineup and chose an early 20's 9 babe. Absolutely gorgeous!! A few minutes into the massage she asks what I want. I say whatever is on the menu please? She immediately puts up 2 fingers which I knew meant $200 for everything. After agreed on price she quickly drops the thong and she goes to work! Damn what a good time. Now that's how an AMP experience should be. Now compare that to your typical experience in Minnesota Chinese AMPs.