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Non-AMP massage
Any of you ever been to the below? Looking for a really good massage with or without the ending. Thanks!
[URL]http://theleaningtreemassage.com/[/URL]
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[QUOTE=Brilithos;5119976]Any of you ever been to the below? Looking for a really good massage with or without the ending. Thanks!
[URL]http://theleaningtreemassage.com/[/URL][/QUOTE]Never been there. Looks pretty legitimate given that it is a home and the husband might be around.
If a good massage is your priority, Sherry at Asia Massage on 6th Street provides a good massage (DIY is possible but nothing more to my knowledge).
Amanda at Touch of Paradise (28th Street in Grand Rapids) also provides a good massage and a HE, but not much more.
Post a review if you can.
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Looks legit
[QUOTE=Brilithos;5119976]Any of you ever been to the below? Looking for a really good massage with or without the ending. Thanks!
[URL]http://theleaningtreemassage.com/[/URL][/QUOTE]But would love to hear more.
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Lotus: New girl
Lotus has a new girl working. Her English skills are pretty limited but I'm pretty sure that she goes by "Michelle. " She's probably in her 30's. Nice face, slender body with a bit of baby damage.
She gives a good massage, working diligently on each major muscle group. She is also attentive to customer satisfaction on the flip. I would repeat.
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Area update
Just curious about the local options, is the place on stadium still self service? Is TLC still not worth it or are there any better local options?
Thanks.
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Not Much
[QUOTE=ScallyWag2345;5143740]Just curious about the local options, is the place on stadium still self service? Is TLC still not worth it or are there any better local options?
Thanks.[/QUOTE]Scally,
The Kazoo market for MP / AMPs is very slim.
Stadium- Self Serve from all reports / can be tho quite a good massage.
9th St- Sometimes Self serve & Some Good on The Flip / can also be a very good massage.
TLC- Forget It even exists.
Old hags- Not friendly- rarely any satisfaction or extras- Not clean IMO. Just Not a Good Value!
That Has Not Changed In Years, prob never will again.
Only New Ownership / Mgmt will change their M. O.
Best massage Bets are in BC.
Good Luck, JJ.
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Velvet touch
[QUOTE=INeedaBJ616B;5094516]I was tired of the lame old massage parlor options Kalamazoo has. So I had a dream that I went to Velvet Touch on W Main and dreamt of Stacy. In my dream, I asked Stacy for the Light Finger Caress and plopped down a $100 imaginary tip up front. I left very happy. It was $70 to rent table, plus tip. I highly recommend Stacy. Hope to hear some other experiences at VT. I would not recommend any other provider at VT except Stacy as I have not dreamt of any of the other girls there on other shifts. Only 1 girl per shift I am told.[/QUOTE]I also stopped by VT after reading this to see if it was still like I remembered and yeah pretty much. Two girls one of them being Stacey, the other some older woman who just ran the cash. Didn't have to pay the $1 upfront. Turns out the $69 table fee is all you need and I was told by Stacey that her rule of thumb is to tip what you book for. Had a surprisingly decent light finger caress / massage, enjoyed myself for a couple minutes (COVID lockdown took more toll on me than I thought for the loss of touch LOL) and then flipped. Allowed for some back and forth touching and she got into it. Not sure if I have been out of the game so long or what but I would rate it a solid 9. 5/10 for just the ol' standard HE. We talked shop for a bit and found out there can be more had at a high premium of like 2, but that's not even FS. She told me she came out of retirement because the owner said he had no girls and everyone left, and the other girl they have has a kid that caught COVID and is off for the time being. Said she's picking up the slack / shifts but loves what she does and she's damn good at it. Told her I would send some friends on the hush hush because as she put it "we are a taxpaying, legal business and the only time LEO comes by is if we ask him to drag a jackass out of here".
Go show her some love, she's a real sweetie.
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[QUOTE=Electronman;5125598]Lotus has a new girl working. Her English skills are pretty limited but I'm pretty sure that she goes by "Michelle. " She's probably in her 30's. Nice face, slender body with a bit of baby damage.
She gives a good massage, working diligently on each major muscle group. She is also attentive to customer satisfaction on the flip. I would repeat.[/QUOTE]This was not my experience and I will not book another appointment after being cheated for time and effort by Michelle.
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Lotus
[QUOTE=Kirk43;5147124]This was not my experience and I will not book another appointment after being cheated for time and effort by Michelle.[/QUOTE]They always short you on time! Then want a huge tip for he!
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Local Reports
Not really any new info to share, but here have been my recent experiences in Kzoo.
Lotus: As reported, Cindy is gone for now and CeCe is running the place. It's CeCe and 2 other girls. They have been SUPER busy through the holidays. Mongers are stacked on top of each other. Last time I went around Christmas all 3 girls were busy and like 5 guys came in the lobby during my half hour. Some guys had appointments and were told to come back later. I had Michelle for my last time. She was clearly exhausted and was out of breath most of the massage. After the massage was done she collapsed on top of me and told me she was tired. Then it was jackhammer city. She was ok, but not my best experience there. Too busy and rushed. I have a funny store from a couple visits before. It was just Cindy working. I used the bathroom after and saw flowers and chocolates in the trash LOL. I know there has been some discussion on the GR board about "wooing" providers with gifts. That might work with some of them, but most of them $$$ is what motivates!
WM Asian on Stadium: I went here a few times. Two girls working, Sherry who is younger and cute, and another older one who looks average. Had the older one my first couple times. AWESOME massage. Walks on back, cracked my back, hot stones, strong pressure. Some decent teasing and DIY is possible. The younger one is pretty hot, wears a lot of makeup though. Always trys to upsell to 4 hands. Decent massage, but not as good as the older gal. DIY possible as well, but not nearly as much effort put into teasing. YMMV.
TLC: haven't been here in years. Old hag mamasan isn't very nice.
Massage works on Westedge: Haven't been there is a couple years. Never great, but used to have a few UTR girls who would offer some extras. That hasn't been the case in a long time. Strictly average massage. Nothing extra. You get a better massage On Stadium IMO.
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Fwiw
[QUOTE=MD2020;5150396]Not really any new info to share, but here have been my recent experiences in Kzoo.
Lotus: As reported, Cindy is gone for now and CeCe is running the place. It's CeCe and 2 other girls. They have been SUPER busy through the holidays. Mongers are stacked on top of each other. Last time I went around Christmas all 3 girls were busy and like 5 guys came in the lobby during my half hour. Some guys had appointments and were told to come back later. I had Michelle for my last time. She was clearly exhausted and was out of breath most of the massage. After the massage was done she collapsed on top of me and told me she was tired. Then it was jackhammer city. She was ok, but not my best experience there. Too busy and rushed. I have a funny store from a couple visits before. It was just Cindy working. I used the bathroom after and saw flowers and chocolates in the trash LOL. I know there has been some discussion on the GR board about "wooing" providers with gifts. That might work with some of them, but most of them $$$ is what motivates!
WM Asian on Stadium: I went here a few times. Two girls working, Sherry who is younger and cute, and another older one who looks average. Had the older one my first couple times. AWESOME massage. Walks on back, cracked my back, hot stones, strong pressure. Some decent teasing and DIY is possible. The younger one is pretty hot, wears a lot of makeup though. Always trys to upsell to 4 hands. Decent massage, but not as good as the older gal. DIY possible as well, but not nearly as much effort put into teasing. YMMV.
TLC: haven't been here in years. Old hag mamasan isn't very nice.
Massage works on Westedge: Haven't been there is a couple years. Never great, but used to have a few UTR girls who would offer some extras. That hasn't been the case in a long time. Strictly average massage. Nothing extra. You get a better massage On Stadium IMO.[/QUOTE]Knowing Cindy & Cece over 5 yrs, I was told Asian women aren't into american customs (chocolate, flowers, holidays). They are very greedy & prefer the greenbacks.
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[QUOTE=GrizzlyAdams;5151186]Knowing Cindy & Cece over 5 yrs, I was told Asian women aren't into american customs (chocolate, flowers, holidays). They are very greedy & prefer the greenbacks.[/QUOTE]100% agree. I've been to Asia. Even normal relationships are more practical and "business oriented" in their culture.
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[QUOTE=Electronman;5125598]Lotus has a new girl working. Her English skills are pretty limited but I'm pretty sure that she goes by "Michelle. " She's probably in her 30's. Nice face, slender body with a bit of baby damage.
She gives a good massage, working diligently on each major muscle group. She is also attentive to customer satisfaction on the flip. I would repeat.[/QUOTE]I did repeat with Michelle. I still got a decent massage but the remainder of the session was disappointing, more in line with other more recent posts. Both of my sessions were earlier in the day, so that may account for varying degrees of effort that have been reported.
Unfortunately, Kalamazoo offers very few options in the massage parlor category. If you can travel, Battle Creek, Jackson and to a lesser extend, Grand Rapids, offer more massage related options. If your travel budget is more generous, then Orlando offers an excellent set of AMPs.