Massage Parlor Reports

There are several AMPs on Cleveland. At least in FTM. I have been to at here are 3 of them that I have been to. The one by the Sprint store is decent but in a hurry. The one by the Tattoo parlor is better and they take their time but pricey. There is one farther north just past a McDonald's on the FTM side that is always good but not as good looking. I have never gotten the feeling that the Sprint one and the one farther north offer FS. I think that the other one may, but again, too pricey for me. There are a couple more that I have been to but not there are not enough landmarks to describe them.

PM me for more details if you would like.

-Fred.

[QUOTE=MassageIt;2759754]Hello, I am in the fmeyers area for vacay. I found the AMP on Cleveland in BP ads. Searching here I did not find any recent intel. Any recent intel appreciated.

Thanks,

Mt.[/QUOTE]

Coming to Naples / Ft Meyers this week for work and looking for a reccomendation. Please PM me if you have any. Also might consider an ATF AMP. Too much to sift through on BP.

Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=Face5;2767783]Coming to Naples / Ft Meyers this week for work and looking for a reccomendation. Please PM me if you have any. Also might consider an ATF AMP. Too much to sift through on BP.

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Get to sifting. Most of us don't offer up juicy intel to mongers with two posts who won't take the time to read all the intel we've already put together for you.

This is the one across Paige field. My buddy got an hour for. 7 Older lady gave a very excellent hard massage with mechanical HE with pointy hard nipples, then finished front massage. He tipped. 3 and was haggledfor more but said no. He would go back just for the massage alone.

[QUOTE=Face5;2767783]Coming to Naples / Ft Meyers this week for work and looking for a reccomendation. Please PM me if you have any. Also might consider an ATF AMP. Too much to sift through on BP.

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]The solution is fairly simple, RTFF. There is a lot of hard earned intel on here. If you are too lazy to read it then that's your problem.

This trick has worked well for me when I have visited a new area of the country.

The trick is for you to pick the subject that you are interested in or all of the threads if you want.

Go back at least 10 pages in the thread and read the pages from the bottom to the top.

These pages are set up with all of the newest posts at the top.

If you start at the bottom and read the pages backwards you will read them as they were posted.

This will allow you to skip the topics that you are not interested in. That saves a lot of time.

There is a lot of older information on local girls that was not repeated lately because it was not needed. We knew.

So go back and do your research on our beautiful corner of the planet. Please let us know how your dreams went.

A kudos to anyone who helped you out with info wouldn't hurt either. This community is about sharing our different dreams.

That way we can all have mostly sweet dreams and limit the number of nightmares.

Fairly new to area. Looking for AMP with older providers for FS if possible. Suggestions? Thanks.

Did you somehow miss the excellent process to find such information, look just below your post.

[QUOTE=Member#4063;2772233]Did you somehow miss the excellent process to find such information, look just below your post.[/QUOTE]An observation from an outsider as I look through recent posts.

So. We do a lot to try to protect ourselves and the places we frequent on here. I'm not sure were fooling uncle by doing so, but we do make it VERY hard on out of town folk coming to our areas when we do.

I went back and read about 10 pages of history. I'm not from here. I'm in Indy and if you come there and PM me, after I review your posting history, I will discretely. And in a way that doesn't incriminate myself at all, flat out tell you where to go rather than asking you to figure out our own particular brand of code (which is every bit as arcane, but pointless as your own).

For example, "the place by the dealership. ", or, "Near McDonalds" isn't helpful. Even when you provide streets that a place is near, but which aren't contained in its address, its still not helpful. Familiarity with the topography of the land is the cypher anyone needs to crack your code.

Your posts could be referencing locations from about 3-4 towns that I might be looking for and that's a whopping pain in the arse for anyone who's not from this area.

You know who it isn't tough for though? Uncle. That guy lives here and knows his beat pretty damn well. As he gets paid to be a wet blanket on other people's life, if you can crack it, so can he. With ease.

Just sayin'.

And while I'm pissing you off with my "who the hell do you think you are" advice, you might also consider worrying less about protecting your favorite spot and more about protecting yourself should your activities on here ever come under someone's purview.

For example. Rather than telling an entertaining yarn about a dream your father's pastor's Pilates instructor had in vivid play by play, you might instead simply state.

NAME OF ESTABLISHMENT. NAME OF PROVIDER. APPEARANCE ON SCALE. FEE+TIP - (HAPPY, VERY HAPPY, UNBELIEVABLY HAPPY) we all know exactly what it means, but you've not said anything at all that could be incriminating to either you or the provider.

I'm not saying that we do it this way in Indy, we're just like you. But you guys get huge numbers of travelers through here and the constant inquiry for solid information has got to be annoying as hell.

For what it's worth I'm in naples and the only thing I've figured out is that Asian Massage of Naples is apparently pricey as hell.

Now, if you do want to exchange a story of past adventures, here's the kind of thing I might share.

Earlier this year I went into a place in Indy that is known for one particular provider who just has the most therapeutic hands imaginable. She could make Abe Vagoda undead again with those things.

Anyway, I arrived after a very long drive and after a very large breakfast. Before I was going to be in any position to enjoy the massage, I was going to have to unload a bit. I ask for the toilet and its actually just in past the lobby behind the front desk.

I destroyed that thing. I clean up, flush, and go in to my room to enjoy my massage. About 15 minutes into it, I hear this very unmanly scream from a very upset man, some cursing, and then a lot of amused, and then angry Chinese. My therapists stops the massage and starts laughing uncontrollably. I ask her what happened and went outside to investigate. When she comes in she was in tears she was laughing so hard. Apparently, my turd choked the toilet. The water drained down and left the bowl empty, so the owner (an old irate man who will not be sending me any Christmas Cards soon) sat down, noticed the toilet was empty and flushed it with out looking. Then he did his business and flushed the toilet again. For some reason while still sitting on the toilet.

The unmanly scream was him experiencing his own turds caressing his balls. The cursing was him watching that same turd flow out of the bowl and onto the floor. The female laughter was the enjoyment of every woman on staff who apparently hate the guy.

The satisfied sound I didn't mention was me walking out very happy not having had to tip a thing for excellent service having made their day with my previous deposit.

The sound of the old man muttering "sha" under his breath is the reason I will likely never revisit that establishment.



EDIT: This post wasn't actually addressed to you Member. I just happened to use yours to respond to.

[QUOTE=Glaucon;2774075]An observation from an outsider as I look through recent posts.

So. We do a lot to try to protect ourselves and the places we frequent on here. I'm not sure were fooling uncle by doing so, but we do make it VERY hard on out of town folk coming to our areas when we do.

I went back and read about 10 pages of history. I'm not from here. I'm in Indy and if you come there and PM me, after I review your posting history, I will discretely. And in a way that doesn't incriminate myself at all, flat out tell you where to go rather than asking you to figure out our own particular brand of code (which is every bit as arcane, but pointless as your own).

For example, "the place by the dealership. ", or, "Near McDonalds" isn't helpful. Even when you provide streets that a place is near, but which aren't contained in its address, its still not helpful. Familiarity with the topography of the land is the cypher anyone needs to crack your code.

Your posts could be referencing locations from about 3-4 towns that I might be looking for and that's a whopping pain in the arse for anyone who's not from this area.

You know who it isn't tough for though? Uncle. That guy lives here and knows his beat pretty damn well. As he gets paid to be a wet blanket on other people's life, if you can crack it, so can he. With ease.

Just sayin'.

And while I'm pissing you off with my "who the hell do you think you are" advice, you might also consider worrying less about protecting your favorite spot and more about protecting yourself should your activities on here ever come under someone's purview.

For example. Rather than telling an entertaining yarn about a dream your father's pastor's Pilates instructor had in vivid play by play, you might instead simply state.

NAME OF ESTABLISHMENT. NAME OF PROVIDER. APPEARANCE ON SCALE. FEE+TIP - (HAPPY, VERY HAPPY, UNBELIEVABLY HAPPY) we all know exactly what it means, but you've not said anything at all that could be incriminating to either you or the provider.

I'm not saying that we do it this way in Indy, we're just like you. But you guys get huge numbers of travelers through here and the constant inquiry for solid information has got to be annoying as hell.

For what it's worth I'm in naples and the only thing I've figured out is that Asian Massage of Naples is apparently pricey as hell.

Now, if you do want to exchange a story of past adventures, here's the kind of thing I might share.

Earlier this year I went into a place in Indy that is known for one particular provider who just has the most therapeutic hands imaginable. She could make Abe Vagoda undead again with those things.

Anyway, I arrived after a very long drive and after a very large breakfast. Before I was going to be in any position to enjoy the massage, I was going to have to unload a bit. I ask for the toilet and its actually just in past the lobby behind the front desk.

I destroyed that thing. I clean up, flush, and go in to my room to enjoy my massage. About 15 minutes into it, I hear this very unmanly scream from a very upset man, some cursing, and then a lot of amused, and then angry Chinese. My therapists stops the massage and starts laughing uncontrollably. I ask her what happened and went outside to investigate. When she comes in she was in tears she was laughing so hard. Apparently, my turd choked the toilet. The water drained down and left the bowl empty, so the owner (an old irate man who will not be sending me any Christmas Cards soon) sat down, noticed the toilet was empty and flushed it with out looking. Then he did his business and flushed the toilet again. For some reason while still sitting on the toilet.

The unmanly scream was him experiencing his own turds caressing his balls. The cursing was him watching that same turd flow out of the bowl and onto the floor. The female laughter was the enjoyment of every woman on staff who apparently hate the guy.

The satisfied sound I didn't mention was me walking out very happy not having had to tip a thing for excellent service having made their day with my previous deposit.

The sound of the old man muttering "sha" under his breath is the reason I will likely never revisit that establishment.



EDIT: This post wasn't actually addressed to you Member. I just happened to use yours to respond to.[/QUOTE]I remember seeing a sign in a front yard. It said, "Yankee, go home". LOL, I'm just fucking with you.

Something I've learned is that locally we have shitloads of different opinions on what to share, what to keep private, and when to tell someone like me to go fuck themselves. I use local "codes" because it's just easier than repeating certain info over and over, although my posts are overwhelmingly in the SW, BP, and strip club sections. Frankly, I don't mind if a senior with good posting history from out of town PM's me about what the hell I'm talking about with my codes as long as he took the time to read our posts first, and he isn't being a smug dick. No, I'm not calling you a dick. I'm a dick, but that's not what I'm talking about today.

[QUOTE=LimaBean;2774103]I remember seeing a sign in a front yard. It said, "Yankee, go home". LOL, I'm just fucking with you.

Something I've learned is that locally we have shitloads of different opinions on what to share, what to keep private, and when to tell someone like me to go fuck themselves. I use local "codes" because it's just easier than repeating certain info over and over, although my posts are overwhelmingly in the SW, BP, and strip club sections. Frankly, I don't mind if a senior with good posting history from out of town PM's me about what the hell I'm talking about with my codes as long as he took the time to read our posts first, and he isn't being a smug dick. No, I'm not calling you a dick. I'm a dick, but that's not what I'm talking about today.[/QUOTE]Naaa. I actually AM a smug dick. So its totally ok.

[QUOTE=LimaBean;2774103]I remember seeing a sign in a front yard. It said, "Yankee, go home". LOL, I'm just fucking with you.

Something I've learned is that locally we have shitloads of different opinions on what to share, what to keep private, and when to tell someone like me to go fuck themselves. I use local "codes" because it's just easier than repeating certain info over and over, although my posts are overwhelmingly in the SW, BP, and strip club sections. Frankly, I don't mind if a senior with good posting history from out of town PM's me about what the hell I'm talking about with my codes as long as he took the time to read our posts first, and he isn't being a smug dick. No, I'm not calling you a dick. I'm a dick, but that's not what I'm talking about today.[/QUOTE]It's not the seniors, or even regular members who have contributed useful information. It's the new posters whose first post is, "Give me everything that I need to know about everything" who tend to get responses that really mean, "Go f* yourself. ".

[QUOTE=Glaucon;2774075]An observation from an outsider as I look through recent posts. For example, "the place by the dealership. ", or, "Near McDonalds" isn't helpful.
Even when you provide streets that a place is near, but which aren't contained in its address, its still not helpful.
Familiarity with the topography of the land is the cypher anyone needs to crack your code.
Your posts could be referencing locations from about 3-4 towns that I might be looking for and that's a whopping pain in the arse for anyone who's not from this area.[/QUOTE]Thank you for doing a little reading first.

I know we can be evasive at times but sometimes we use phrases from the ads.

Like the 'green building' is the 4760 building in Naples.

Is there someplace that you really are interested in?

Reply to that post and we may be able to help you.

At least then we know that you are trying.

[QUOTE=Glaucon;2774110]Naaa. I actually AM a smug dick. So its totally ok.[/QUOTE]You may be a dick and probably are. I sure can be.

But you are also a Senior member with a few posts.

You actually have posted reviews of providers!

You could pm any senior and they would help.

Well, most would. Not the major dicks.

I appreciate the kind regard in response to my post.

Based on the feedback, it looks like I'll need to head to Ft. Meyers rather than remain in Naples. If I do so, I'll certainly post my review. Again, thanks.

If I can just get over this wicked case of the sniffles, I will most certainly do just that.

P.S. If any of you ever head up to Indy. Because who doesn't like to vacation in middle america?. Feel free to hit me up for any recommendations.

Cheers.