Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=R Consultant]If your not in a committed relationship with a girl, your foolish not to wear a condom whether your in an AMP or just going out on a date.

An older monger told me once you are actually swapping DNA & Diseases with every person she has been with you and you have been with.

That's scary enough for me to want to use protection.

Happy Hunting..[/QUOTE]
To take it one step further...........I once heard someone in the medical field say that when you are having sex with someone, you are actually having sex with every person that person had sex with for the previous 10 years!!!!!

[QUOTE=Mike Wazowski]I guess you missed the good old days of Osaka. The option was always offered.[/QUOTE]

I stopped by to check it out for myself - Sneeky was 100% on target.

After the flip, she climbed on top of me and was about to start the bareback docking maneuver, but I stopped her and sent her to grab a jimmy. She quickly put it on me and literally "deep plunged" down on me. She had a look in her eyes - I can't describe it other than she was REALLY horny, like a dog in heat! She started kissing me all over and grinding my stump and pulling me into her. She was very wild - I also got a lower lip bite mark to prove it.

This tight little spinner really wanted to be ridden HARD and DEEP! Usually AMP girls do the fake moan thing and really don't cum hard, but damn this girl really did. I could feel the shuddering, while I was inside her. That was a big turn on for me. While I tried to hold out, I nutted very soon afterwards.

Thanks for your report, Sneeky! I'll see you at the lip balm section at Walgreens :)

ps - I normally double knot my shoes so that was no problem for me.

[QUOTE=SpeedRacer29]To take it one step further...........I once heard someone in the medical field say that when you are having sex with someone, you are actually having sex with every person that person had sex with for the previous 10 years!!!!![/QUOTE]

No wonder I'm so worn out after a banging!

[QUOTE=SpeedRacer29]To take it one step further...........I once heard someone in the medical field say that when you are having sex with someone, you are actually having sex with every person that person had sex with for the previous 10 years!!!!![/QUOTE]

that works like the Six Degrees of Bacon. That's the site that claims any two actors can be linked in a few steps using common co-stars - Example:
1. Vincent Price was in The Raven (1963) with Jack Nicholson
2. Jack Nicholson was in A Few Good Men (1992) with Kevin Bacon
Vincent Price has a Bacon number of 2

So what we need a Six Degrees of Sausage web site - I'm sure that every woman I've ever fucked can be linked with one of our SuperMongers like R CONSULTANT or Mike Wazowski in only a few steps - Example:
1. Clinton Bush was in Yumi at Magic Spa in Tampa, so was Monger X
2. Monger X was in Street Ho Y, so was R CONSULTANT
Clinton Bush has a Sausage number of 2 ..... hahaha!

So I guess we all are swapping spit in one way or another. These chicks are flossing with our pubic hairs and shizzz.. LOL!

I think the Health Dept should be swabbing the massage tables and stuff. Can you imagine the DNA or the skin droppings and stuff. All the Man Chowder dripping off these innocent women.. WoW!!!!!

It's a mind blowing idea of what you might actually find.


Happy Hunting..


[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]that works like the Six Degrees of Bacon. That's the site that claims any two actors can be linked in a few steps using common co-stars - Example:
1. Vincent Price was in The Raven (1963) with Jack Nicholson
2. Jack Nicholson was in A Few Good Men (1992) with Kevin Bacon
Vincent Price has a Bacon number of 2

So what we need a Six Degrees of Sausage web site - I'm sure that every woman I've ever fucked can be linked with one of our SuperMongers like R CONSULTANT or Mike Wazowski in only a few steps - Example:
1. Clinton Bush was in Yumi at Magic Spa in Tampa, so was Monger X
2. Monger X was in Street Ho Y, so was R CONSULTANT
Clinton Bush has a Sausage number of 2 ..... hahaha![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=R Consultant]So I guess we all are swapping spit in one way or another. These chicks are flossing with our pubic hairs and shizzz.. LOL!

I think the Health Dept should be swabbing the massage tables and stuff. Can you imagine the DNA or the skin droppings and stuff. All the Man Chowder dripping off these innocent women.. WoW!!!!!

It's a mind blowing idea of what you might actually find.

Happy Hunting..[/QUOTE]I think it was one of the CSI shows that ended up in a massage parlor and thier results, although fictitious, were somewhat on par with our thoughts here on just was is in there. Like the luminol made the whole room light up. I don't even like putting my face in the pad unless its been wiped off or has a clean towel over it. How about that ts? Think of how many asses, hemorrhoids, etc, etc, some not as clean as yours, that the shower pouf has passed over and in, then rubbed all over your body. Hope thats antibacterial soap!

[QUOTE=Moto Monger]... Think of how many asses, hemorrhoids, etc, etc, some not as clean as yours, that the shower pouf has passed over and in, then rubbed all over your body. Hope thats antibacterial soap![/QUOTE]

Better yet; DON'T think of how many asses.....etc. etc.

[QUOTE=Aesder]Better yet; DON'T think of how many asses.....etc. etc.[/QUOTE]Ignorance is bliss. A little precaution goes a long way. Just like the guy who "slipped it in" for a few strokes with no hat on. Be it that or a dirty washing pouf, your getting a piece of previous fellow mongers whether you like it or not. I always ask for a clean wash cloth on my ts. You go ahead and enjoy a little of RC's soapy pubes or CB's dingleberries. (not implying RC or CB have pubes or dingleberries, mearly an example for dramatic effect)

[QUOTE=Moto Monger]Ignorance is bliss. A little precaution goes a long way. Just like the guy who "slipped it in" for a few strokes with no hat on. Be it that or a dirty washing pouf, your getting a piece of previous fellow mongers whether you like it or not. I always ask for a clean wash cloth on my ts. You go ahead and enjoy a little of RC's soapy pubes or CB's dingleberries. (not implying RC or CB have pubes or dingleberries, mearly an example for dramatic effect)[/QUOTE]

Sneeky commented that he noticed that this place was incredibly clean. I can certainly confirm that. I think many local AMPs are pretty good in that regard. However a couple of the places that I have been (the "new" Osaka in Tampa comes to mind) are very dirty and because of that I won't go back.

BTW - I think that Sneeky is getting a little bit of a bad rap here. Having experienced first hand how horny and worked up this girl gets, I'm guessing she practically raped him. Had I not read his e-mail prior to my visit, it may well have happened to me. This hobby involves a few risks and there's a risk/reward ratio that we all must evaluate. I also want to apologize if I was a little preachy and to thank him for a great report. Sneeky, you rock !!!

I never really experienced the "old" Osaka, but compared to the last couple of years, 2009 is off to a great start for toe curling AMP service on both sides of the bay. It's all a matter of knowing where to go and who to see.

The absolute worse situation is going down to eat a chicks beaver box and finding out that she has enough matted down dingleberries in and around her box that you could put a blindfold on and start swinging your tongue around like your playing ping pong with yourself and her box.

Nothing like a little urine soaked dingleberry on your tongue with whoever else took a leak in the chick before you decided to fire away. So remember that foreign cheese you see on your condom might be from the last dude..

Give the brothers a High Five that the sperm is still alive and kicking..

Happy Hunting..



[QUOTE=Moto Monger]Ignorance is bliss. A little precaution goes a long way. Just like the guy who "slipped it in" for a few strokes with no hat on. Be it that or a dirty washing pouf, your getting a piece of previous fellow mongers whether you like it or not. I always ask for a clean wash cloth on my ts. You go ahead and enjoy a little of RC's soapy pubes or CB's dingleberries. (not implying RC or CB have pubes or dingleberries, mearly an example for dramatic effect)[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=R Consultant]The absolute worse situation is going down to eat a chicks beaver box and finding out that she has enough matted down dingleberries in and around her box that you could put a blindfold on and start swinging your tongue around like your playing ping pong with yourself and her box.

Nothing like a little urine soaked dingleberry on your tongue with whoever else took a leak in the chick before you decided to fire away. So remember that foreign cheese you see on your condom might be from the last dude..

Give the brothers a High Five that the sperm is still alive and kicking..

Happy Hunting..[/QUOTE]Now I have to get a new keyboard. Just blew my coffee all over it. I'm afraid that is one of those things I probably will never get out of my mind. Kinda of like the lyrics to some dumb song. Next time I have the chance to do a little dining I afraid that is going to pop up in my mind.

I must admit that I too have taken a bare back ride a time or two. Every now and then your meet that one that everything just clicks and the little head takes over ... well you know the rest of the story. Filled with regret everytime after the moment.

I have not had anything to report for a while. I have been sidelined due to the current economic conditions. I have however stayed in touch with some of my favs. But you know the deal - no money - no honey. Rarely is there ever a free lunch. I do know a couple of new places that have opened recently. One in P.H. - good massage, but now extras. She runs an ad on CL from time to time. Another over near the big rat. Mamasan busted several times before. Off exit 54. Not been there yet, but she always has had good talent.

Stayed in touch with a few non-pros. Will do in a pinch, but there is always a cost.

Charlie Mike. Be safe.

Now that's a visual I'd rather not have!

In addition to the lessons already learned here, perhaps we should always carry our own 'pouf' into the TS. I believe they are available in bulk quantities at your local Walmart, and your provider might appreciate that you keep her supplied!

[QUOTE=R Consultant]The absolute worse situation is going down to eat a chicks beaver box and finding out that she has enough matted down dingleberries in and around her box that you could put a blindfold on and start swinging your tongue around like your playing ping pong with yourself and her box.

Nothing like a little urine soaked dingleberry on your tongue with whoever else took a leak in the chick before you decided to fire away. So remember that foreign cheese you see on your condom might be from the last dude..

Give the brothers a High Five that the sperm is still alive and kicking..

Happy Hunting..[/QUOTE]

All the stories you hear through the years of what guys and girls say would make you puke.

I say bring your own table--pouf- and towels.. The MP just provide a quality girl to go around the world a few times with.

Happy Hunting..


[QUOTE=Bone Yard]Now that's a visual I'd rather not have!

In addition to the lessons already learned here, perhaps we should always carry our own 'pouf' into the TS. I believe they are available in bulk quantities at your local Walmart, and your provider might appreciate that you keep her supplied![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=R Consultant]The absolute worse situation is going down to eat a chicks beaver box and finding out that she has enough matted down dingleberries in and around her box that you could put a blindfold on and start swinging your tongue around like your playing ping pong with yourself and her box.

Nothing like a little urine soaked dingleberry on your tongue with whoever else took a leak in the chick before you decided to fire away. So remember that foreign cheese you see on your condom might be from the last dude..

Give the brothers a High Five that the sperm is still alive and kicking..

Happy Hunting..[/QUOTE]You know what they say about going down on a ho? You eat the hole, you eat the pole! Still I've broken the rule a few times! LOL!

[QUOTE=Bone Yard]Now that's a visual I'd rather not have!

In addition to the lessons already learned here, perhaps we should always carry our own 'pouf' into the TS. I believe they are available in bulk quantities at your local Walmart, and your provider might appreciate that you keep her supplied![/QUOTE]

And any DNA you pick up there is no different than the DNA you pick up in the neighborhood swimming pool. As for towels, I've never been offered one that is less than clean. Korean AMP girls are exceptionally clean especially compared to most escorts, craigslist girls and street girls. They always clean themselves between clients.

Some of the Craigslist girls with a high volume turnover are lucky to wash once a day and I know some of the street girls are lucky to wash once a week. Somebody on one of the forums here posted about a street hooker comfort kit (mouthwash, condoms, cigarettes, breath mints, I forgot what else) It should include wipes and soap as well. And maybe one of those steel wire brushes for getting in those rusted hard to read areas...hahaha.