Typo. Not in the title, but still very scary
[QUOTE=ArtWater;3169386]GREAT topic and question, I've seen that one, too. Another of my favorites are, "Last chance! Get it while you can!" One of my favorites tried that bullshit with me once, said she got a house in WV and was moving the next weekend. Worked but didn't work -- I thought, damn I wish I could see her, but I had other commitments and couldn't do it. The next week? She shows up on BP again. And the next week. And there are others who seem to be milking it there: Mila, and now Michelle.
Oh, and then there was that other one, "Outcall Guarantee -- I'll get to you fast!" She freakin' "fell asleep" and no showed, but texted me 3 hours later. Thought to ask what the guarantee was, but didn't bother. I'm sure I can think of more.[/QUOTE][URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/miss-nikki-back-down/33194952[/URL]
She's going to "sever" you.
Does anyone remember John Bobbitt? The thought makes me shrivel.