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[QUOTE=Register9233;2342319]Long-time lurker, hoping to save someone else my embarrassment.

I should have known better, but I was thinking with the wrong head.

I responded to this ad: [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/two-bad-bitchesthe-same-damn-time-two-of-the-sexiest-in-mi/18172735[/URL].

After about a 30 email exchange, set something up in Roseville. It was about a 90-minute drive, but I had some business in the area.

First red flag was they asked me to get the room. Whatever I think, I can spring for the extra $50. Next red flag, they want money up front for their driver. I agree, as long as one stays in the room with me.

Well, the second girl stays, we start getting down to business. The other girl comes back and knocks. The girl with me offers to get the door, but instead, bolts into the car and they peel off. She was in such a hurry she left her shoes (pretty nice Pumas).

Here's the crazy part. The one girl, the stunning curly haired girl from the ad, emails me from her personal email address. I know her name, I've been on her Facebook page pre-visit. I have all kinds of personal information at my disposal if I want to use it, but I feel more inclined to just suffer the $250 loss for my own stupidity. I'm open to other's ideas, though.

Either way, want to make sure no one else gets suckered.[/QUOTE]Well, last night I was a little bored when I read your post. I started and email conversation with these 2 dirty rats. I convinced them to drive all the way out to my area with the promise of $$ for an over night stay. They refused to come to my house (not that I would have given them the right addy). We agreed on an up scale hotel in my area. I gave them a fake room number and boy were they pissed to find out that they just been tricked. I know that's not getting you your $$. 5 back but I hope it puts a smile on your face to know that they had a pretty rough time last night.

So backpage seems to be a hit and miss thing. Honestly I met my all time favorite on backpage and a couple nice others when backpage was new but it seems everyone I have tried since is a facker. Anyone have any info on this girl. [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/cold-world-specials-dont-miss-out-call-now-im-available-alnight/17896148[/URL].

[QUOTE=DetCarGuy;2345026]Well, last night I was a little bored when I read your post. I started and email conversation with these 2 dirty rats. I convinced them to drive all the way out to my area with the promise of $$ for an over night stay. They refused to come to my house (not that I would have given them the right addy). We agreed on an up scale hotel in my area. I gave them a fake room number and boy were they pissed to find out that they just been tricked. I know that's not getting you your $$. 5 back but I hope it puts a smile on your face to know that they had a pretty rough time last night.[/QUOTE]Nice job, that is too funny. If we could get one monger to do this to them each day for a week they might finally give up. Classic.

Located at 14/75. Was offered SS for. 4 but only wanted BJ. Received bbbjwcim and she caught it all. Honestly she looks better in her photos. She does have some big tits though. She was pleasant but I'm not sure I will repeat due to the fact that she's not my type. Trying to find a nice spinner that doesn't depend on candy.

So. If ya check out my post about 23 days ago. #7643 on this chick. She looks hot, smells good. Ever drove a Lamborghini (fiero kit car?) man, I hope she improves her skills. And for $. 5 for hh, damn it, again? No more toftt, guys. Yeah, right! I always say that. So, Victoria who is now posting as Ice Kelly is like that kit car. All show no go. I wish she would put a v-12 into that performance end. Not some 4 cyl ecotech.

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[QUOTE=Collossus1979;2345845]I've been on this site for a while but only really been trolling. I finally took the plunge and figured it was time for me to step out of the shadows and contribute. If any of the senior members have any suggestions about my review, so I can give good ones with just the right amount of info, please feel free to DM me. Thanks and here it goes.

Just had a dream with this one last night. She is such a short spinner, looks a lot better than her pictures, and really gets into it. She is so sweet and makes you feel comfortable. The room was a little dirty but I was to focused on her to care. She is in southwest detroit but it wasn't that bad. She host in a private residence. After we got the initial meet and greet out of the way, we got more comfortable. She started out with a nice vacuum BBBJ (she really does a good job and I sale ar I felt tonsils). Then on went the cover and she got on top for a very enthusiastic Cowgirl. She is so tiny that I wasn't sure if I would be able to fit all the way. But she rode like a champ. I popped in the bag, we cleaned up and laid there for a minute. She asked if I wanted to go again since we had time. Just finished with a nice light massage. Will definitely be back for more of this petite pixie. I recommend paying this one a visit. Enjoy.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-and-petite/16816779[/URL][/QUOTE]What was the damage? Any upcharge?

Performance is lack luster, BJ was almost void of any suction. Maybe we should get her in the shop for a skills overhaul.

[QUOTE=DonnyInYourArm;2346023]So. If ya check out my post about 23 days ago. #7643 on this chick. She looks hot, smells good. Ever drove a Lamborghini (fiero kit car?) man, I hope she improves her skills. And for $. 5 for hh, damn it, again? No more toftt, guys. Yeah, right! I always say that. So, Victoria who is now posting as Ice Kelly is like that kit car. All show no go. I wish she would put a v-12 into that performance end. Not some 4 cyl ecotech.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/perfect-curvaceous-italian-ice-kelly/16048593[/URL][/QUOTE].

I'll take today's shift. Will report back.

[QUOTE=HughJeffenCock;2345921]Nice job, that is too funny. If we could get one monger to do this to them each day for a week they might finally give up. Classic.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Collossus1979;2345845]I've been on this site for a while but only really been trolling. I finally took the plunge and figured it was time for me to step out of the shadows and contribute. If any of the senior members have any suggestions about my review, so I can give good ones with just the right amount of info, please feel free to DM me. Thanks and here it goes.

Just had a dream with this one last night. She is such a short spinner, looks a lot better than her pictures, and really gets into it. She is so sweet and makes you feel comfortable. The room was a little dirty but I was to focused on her to care. She is in southwest detroit but it wasn't that bad. She host in a private residence. After we got the initial meet and greet out of the way, we got more comfortable. She started out with a nice vacuum BBBJ (she really does a good job and I sale ar I felt tonsils). Then on went the cover and she got on top for a very enthusiastic Cowgirl. She is so tiny that I wasn't sure if I would be able to fit all the way. But she rode like a champ. I popped in the bag, we cleaned up and laid there for a minute. She asked if I wanted to go again since we had time. Just finished with a nice light massage. Will definitely be back for more of this petite pixie. I recommend paying this one a visit. Enjoy.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-and-petite/16816779[/URL][/QUOTE]Great Report she been on my list but I lost her old number.

Found this today while looking through TER.

[URL]https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/showReview.asp?Review=1656117[/URL]

This is her ad on BP.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/55-year-old-sexy-grandma-loves-kissing-very-busty-34d/16601081[/URL]

[QUOTE=PoppnU;2346204]Found this today while looking through TER.

[URL]https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/showReview.asp?Review=1656117[/URL]

This is her ad on BP.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/55-year-old-sexy-grandma-loves-kissing-very-busty-34d/16601081[/URL][/QUOTE]I Drove by and checked this out, knock on the hotel door and totally different woman answered -.

Turkey neck, saggy eyes and face, droopy boobs / NOT BUSTY AT ALL (thru the sweater she was wearing) - smelly and very very old and butt ugly looking fragile old HAG. I'm guessing in her 60's?

I was pissed. She's disgusting and delusional. That's not her in the pics or even close. And she wants top dollar.

Looked a little like the old cat woman in the Simpsons.

Time for my harvest and pay off the decent felllows on here. I will post about few dream sparetly.

Starting with princess Barbie, downriver:

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/125lb-sexy55-blue-eyed-blondelast-da-pecials-7347651896-princess-barbie/18037273[/URL]

Had a dream about her few weeks ago in her hotel. It was a special. 8 hhr.

Fist her pimp / boyfriend was waiting in hos car next to the side door.

Pros: stunning is not even fair to describe her beauty! Much prettier than her photos. Incridable butt. CFS on time. CBJ. Safe, clean, upscale. 2 min and got into it.

Cons: she was not friendly. No cowgirl or daty or touch or kissing. Literally felt like I was with a bitchy girl in the first date. I had hard time to stay hard!

She said at the beginning that she's quitting in Few days and she had a plan to do it for 4 months only. Bad news I know.

I would repeat if she had not quite bc she is so damn hot and gorgeous. I usually don't repeat when having some cons such as above. But damn she would be an exception.

[URL]http://www.**************.com/companions/luvly-alana-detroit-white-female[/URL]

49 yrs on NR.

Here is the dream of her I had.

She requested 2 refs which I have. She did contacted them. Hr for $$.

Pros: bery very friendly and warm lady. Evrything on the menu. More than happy to head her. Never complain whatever you ask for. Took more than hour and never mentioned anything during or after. Multiple pops are welcome. Unscale safe and fancy apt. Pretty much in shape. Body looked amazing in stocking!

Cons: no cons at all but her face is not what I expected. I'm not saying she's ugly but not turning on face. YMMV tho.

She's on NR. 29 yrs in royal oak.

Had a dream about her and here is what happened in the dream.

Asked for 2 refs and I gave to her. She contacted them and verified. Asked for $$ incall hr and said she doesn't do hhr.

Pros: very friendly and enjoys what she does. Everything on the menu. Service was delivered as promised and on time. Safe and classy. Good heigen.

Cons: when I opened the door I was about to cry. Her face is not my type nor her body. Small butt amd bug belly. Was too dump and didn't cancel it, maybe bc she drove though it wasn't far. Finished fast as I wasn't enjoying it at all. Even feeling forced to! Then I told her she could leave and take care if her daughter, which iswhat happened.

Would never repeat and would never ever see someone without a face pic:

I think I forgot the link in my last post about her:

[URL]http://www.**************.com/companions/lovely-nikole-detroit-white-female[/URL]