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[QUOTE=Rosdower;1549816]Saw them Monday. They were just my kind of women. Both have a little "punk" in them with various piercings and tattoos. Both were funny and talkative, and very easy to talk to. Very comfortable with each other. The four hand was amazing. I REALLY wish there was more on the menu, but since this was my first time seeing them. Maybe more on a later visit, which there definitely will be.[/QUOTE]I'm certain that you had an excellent time. I have seen both of them, separately and together, many times. Your later visits will be equally excellent; however, you will not find anything more on the menu. The same applies for all of the girls at Carla's place.

Of course, that never stops me from going back, standard fare leaves me happy, especially for the price.

[QUOTE=ZSpotted; 1548707]I have not yet had the pleasure of Alana, but she is well reviewed. If you did a search you would find mostly glowing reviews and her name in many top-10 / top-5 / top-3 lists that occasionally grace the USG. I have been PMed that her sensuality is amazing. There are only a handful of gals who really turn up the temperature in the room with their sensuality. IMO, these are the queens of the biz and if they are oozing with eroticism, they will be able to get the job done, wishing they'd f* you for goodness sake, but are not only content even though they had not, but look towards the next visit knowing that the experience will be the same time and again.

Some day, I shall meet this young lady. For now, I have to say I enjoy her photos in her ads. The camera certainly likes her.[/QUOTE]I tried today to see miss alana. She must be as good as everyone says because she couldn't get me in. I shall try again.

Tried to get an appt with alana today based on her outstanding reviews I was anxious to meet this pretty thing, she wasnt available at the time I had so I went with riley instead, same location. She's also a cute little blonde, slightly smaller tits and a little less sex appeal than alana but sexy all the same. She was friendly at first, and wasnt even NOT friendly later, but she seems to not be enjoying her job. I don't know maybe just an off day for her. She kept up mildly pleasant conversation and there was the standard finish, but somehow it just seemed. Half-hearted. Is this beauty just having a bad day or does she need to retire?

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[QUOTE=Card Fan;1548451]You are right, why don't you go ahead and start that forum and leave this one to us. I feel like you and the first poster on this topic are just upset at your life choices and feel the need to vent but this is not the place. If you do not like how your clients look, smell, etc, Don't see them or find a new profession. You are selling a service that we are buying and in turn we expect certain standards, which honestly are just basic things you should be doing anyway. I can only speak on myself about hygiene but I KNOW I am always top notch before I see a provider, it's common courtesy. I expect the same. And if that's too much to ask, McDonald's is hiring, I hear the mcribb is back.[/QUOTE]This is so true. I hear enough of venting from providers in the sessions I pay for but ahhhhh not here too!

[QUOTE=Bigtlvr;1549665]Why don't you ask your buddy?[/QUOTE]Bikelover, is your buddy a provider there? Other than I am not finding any reason for not asking your buddy?

[QUOTE=BigAndy21; 1548339]Also from a provider's perspective, there should a be board to review the men who visit providers.

All the things you men expect from us, apply for you as well. Providers don't see clients repeatedly or give extras based on how much we "like" you. Clients who have good hygiene, are respectful and appreciative, and tip well are those who get taken care of better. If you don't tip, don't bathe, are pushy, and expect more for less, then most providers will not see that client again. The client's who tip well and act RESPECTFUL receive the highest priority, not how much we "like" you. So don't talk down on board members who talk about tipping the girls very generous amounts. They are the ones who clearly show their appreciation for our services!

So please gentlemen take OUR advice: take a shower and brush your teeth before you visit any provider! And quit bashing these providers for things you can't even accomplish yourselves![/QUOTE]If you have a problem with somebody ask them to leave or don't see them again. I will repay you in kind if you don't meet my standards. On top of that I will tell everyone that will listen of my horrible experience with hopes of getting rid of horrible whiny providers. Since you are getting paid I put the higher benchmark on you. I'm almost to the point of outrage when you complain about this when you are getting more money than doctors and many other professions and work much, much less.

Meaghan only schedules 30 mins appointment, no matter what you two agreed on by phone before hand.

That makes sense from her point of view. Half-hour appointments are definitely more efficient in making money.

[QUOTE=ZSpotted; 1548698]Just to be clear for the dudes since there are 2 well-known "may-gahn"s on the board. And to make matters worse, both are now at same location, except: Megan is upstairs and Meaghan is downstairs (LOL). Both are blondes, tho, no carpet to verify if either is natural (BWAH HA HA HA). This Meaghan is an LMT and her massages range from light touch to a nice medium-deep-tissue.

Rub: I have had a sore back for last few days and this Meaghan was one of 3 gals that are LMTs that can do a body good. Regulars, know the other two, well. She gave me a decent and much needed focused massage on my f*ed up back that provided some painful relief after she was done, though I'd be fine if she worked on my back for several hours (dreaming and wishful thinking). As the clock neared the T minus 15 mark, she switched into the other mode and I can simply not complain about the view. She's attractive, possesses a very nice natural rack, and allows generous roaming. Though, I did not roam as normal due to back pain. She knows how to do this part of the visit quite well and has a wonderful mix of techniques. She is also a determined young lady and does not take lightly the possibility of not completing the task. Tho, she was met with a failure yesterday, most likely due to the pain meds I was on. I cannot fault her for effort or style. She definitely was thrown a hard nut to crack. I do not know that it was even possible to crack it.

My only complaints are that she schedules too fast and frequently. IMO, she needs to put a bit more spacing between clients. It adds some stress and less relaxation when she is worried about the clock and not having enough time to kick me to the curb and get the next in. The 2nd complaint is somewhat of a byproduct of her scheduling. Due to her and my time constraints we did not hear each other and the length of the visit was not in agreement. Maybe hands-free phone to blame, but we had different understandings of the length of the appointment. I will see Meaghan again, but next time, I will be more mindful to be concise and clearly repeat the appointment as I do at the Dr's office. 1/2hr was just too short.[/QUOTE]

Hey all, I really need a nice (not the best ever, but nice) hotel in the St. Mathews area of town for a reasonable price in the next day. Any help would be the most appreciated.

[QUOTE=Cloud Strife;1550167]Hey all, I really need a nice (not the best ever, but nice) hotel in the St. Mathews area of town for a reasonable price in the next day. Any help would be the most appreciated.[/QUOTE]Extended Stay is reasonable. Maybe $50. There is one on Browns Lane near Hooters and another on Dutchman's across from Kaden Tower. The one on Dutchman's is better because it has doors facing the exterior.

[QUOTE=Cooperman; 1550048]Here is another one:

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I think this is the same chick that used to advertise as "Sophia". Never got any info on her either. Anyone have a clue on her?[/QUOTE]WOAH! Holy effing shit, now THAT is a damn fine looking woman! If you get any info pass it my way or if you TOFTT, please share! Otherwise I might take a chance on her.

[QUOTE=BigAndy21; 1548339]Also from a provider's perspective, there should a be board to review the men who visit providers.

All the things you men expect from us, apply for you as well. Providers don't see clients repeatedly or give extras based on how much we "like" you. Clients who have good hygiene, are respectful and appreciative, and tip well are those who get taken care of better. If you don't tip, don't bathe, are pushy, and expect more for less, then most providers will not see that client again. The client's who tip well and act RESPECTFUL receive the highest priority, not how much we "like" you. So don't talk down on board members who talk about tipping the girls very generous amounts. They are the ones who clearly show their appreciation for our services!

So please gentlemen take OUR advice: take a shower and brush your teeth before you visit any provider! And quit bashing these providers for things you can't even accomplish yourselves![/QUOTE]The first sentence is fucktarded! How in the hell are you going to accomplish having a board to review Johns if they all use aliases and burn phones? And if you don't think that would scare about about 90% of us, think again. The second a board is created to "identify" Johns is the day I leave the hobby as I'm sure most others will. Use your brain and stop acting like a simpleton or rather showing your true colors and doing one more thing to "fuck up the industry" just as an *Ivan worshiper* or Ivan himself would do!

[QUOTE=Jamesn; 1550146]Meaghan only schedules 30 mins appointment, no matter what you two agreed on by phone before hand.

That makes sense from her point of view. Half-hour appointments are definitely more efficient in making money.[/QUOTE]Agreed, Meaghan only schedules 30 minute sessions and has only done that for years.

[QUOTE=Cooperman;1550174]Extended Stay is reasonable. Maybe $50. There is one on Browns Lane near Hooters and another on Dutchman's across from Kaden Tower. The one on Dutchman's is better because it has doors facing the exterior.[/QUOTE]Errr. That hotel is far from "nice", I mean the one on Browns.

Nothing bad, but it just looks cheap and outdated.

[QUOTE=Jamesn; 1550230]Errr. That hotel is far from "nice", I mean the one on Browns.

Nothing bad, but it just looks cheap and outdated.[/QUOTE]But the one on Dutchmans is good, right?

[QUOTE=Cloud Strife;1550167]Hey all, I really need a nice (not the best ever, but nice) hotel in the St. Mathews area of town for a reasonable price in the next day. Any help would be the most appreciated.[/QUOTE]Maybe you know this already, but try hotwire or priceline for a lower price, and find some 2 or 2. 5 or 3 star hotels. They should be nice.