This AMP hobby is always a crap shoot- Timing is everything!
[QUOTE=RolfTorren;6539367]Awesome report Johno! Never been to Erma, but now May is a definite for me so I'll have to visit. Any idea how long she's staying? Erma's a way's for me, but sounds like the hike is totally worth it. Just when I get a little jaded in the hobby, this sort of review comes along. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Thanks RT! I have to be honest, when my sesh with May first started, I was beginning to think that I wasn't going to make that super hot connection we're all looking / hoping for. And then I don't know WTF happened, but for whatever reason, something just must've clicked in her brain, & I'm glad it did! She turned on like a light switch and went from 0-100 mph in an instant. And she has 1 of the hottest looking "I love the way your fucking me" fuck faces I've had the pleasure looking and the way she DFK while we're going at it! Fucking true passion!
[QUOTE=RChangDatyKing;6540431]Great report, PTJohnny!
This definitely makes me want to put May on my list. I hope this is a new trend for Erma and bringing ladies that are full GFE and attractive to the location. The only other suggestions I have is to have more girls working to limit the interruptions while we are in sessions and don't short mongers on time.
I like spas that out a sign on the door when girls are busy to say come back in 15 minutes, 30 minutes, etc.[/QUOTE]Thanks- I agree with everything you wrote, RC!
Bottom line: You don't have to stay at these places if you don't like what you see. I've dropped inside and walked out of so AMP's more times than I can count. Because there's no way I'm dropping a couple of $$ bills on a chick if I'm not feeling her. I have to feel true excitement at what I'm looking at. Otherwise.
I'd much prefer to just save my hard earned $$ go home, get out the Astroglide and watch some of the hottest porn I've ever watched: The several hot vids Slippery let me take of us during a few of our porn hot "YUMMY" playdates. < FWIW- This hottie (Slippery) is hand's down, thee most intensely passionate woman ever, I've ever had the pleasure of making a hot connection with. A true Porn Star!
[QUOTE=Spoonyg;6540665]After striking out with no responses from a few EB ads decided to stop by Erma. Ended up getting May as a walk in. Total hottie. Place seemed quieter than usual (been 3 times before) so that was nice (wouldn't last though). Paid the HF and actually got the massage first. After the flip got a nice BBBJ and cfs. Place got busy though, heard the doorbell ring twice and the mood kinda changed. Then the bell rung again and you could tell she tried to get me to finish faster and I could see her looking at the monitors more. Heard another monger ask for her and heard someone in the hallway tell them 10 minutes then another girl talk to her through the door.
I don't blame them for the rush though, I understand it's part of the business. I was lucky enough that I got most of the fun uninterrupted till near the end. Still left happy so that's what matters.[/QUOTE]Nice report! I'm glad that you were at least able to have some hot fun with her, before the stampede began. LOL It's not these girls fault when things start getting all crazy busy at some of these places. They're just trying to do their best. I've been a victim of my own reviews plenty of times, wasn't able to get in for some late night fun with a couple of very popular highly reviewed girls. And I'm treated like a VIP most of the time. These places can only handle so much business, especially when they only have 2 or 3 girls working.
[QUOTE=AJaxer11;6540875]Is it just my bad luck or does the MMS for Erma not really honor appointments? I've been there a few times in the past and MMS has my number. The past two times I went there with an appointment scheduled the girl I wanted to see was busy. It's a bummer cause they have good talent on rotation.[/QUOTE]I really wish I knew what to tell you, AJ. Trust me, we've all been there before and it sucks. Timing, IS, everything! My best experiences, have always been late night when these places either aren't busy or I've made an appointment with a specific girl as her last customer.
As for my own personal experiences in dealing with Erma's MMS- she's always honored my appointment times, but then again I've developed a pretty good rapport with her and they know, that I'll walk in a heart beat if my appointment time isn't honored. I have Zero Tolerance, for either B&S tactics or my appointment times not being honored & won't put up with that type of UNPROFESSIONAL BS- ever! I have a 15 minute window I allow within my appt. Time, because I always want my play date to be freshly showered, which they are.
Case in point: I made an appointment to see Sophia (as her last customer) on a late evening when she first started working at Rain Spa on ECB. The MMS booked my appointment time and gave it to some other random walk in guy. I waited in the parking lot for a reasonable time. And I'll leave out the long winded details, but suffice it to say, I let the MMS know, that I will never give them my business ever again. They texted back apologizing offering to waive my HF, a free massage if I came back, and my response to them was: "FUCK YOU! NEVER again!" There's not 3 strikes BS with me when a place pulls this kind of $hit.
[QUOTE=Nannersd;6539070]I guess it depends on what number you assign to being "average looking". If 5 is average for your personal scale, then 6 is sightly above average then you may be correct per your personal tastes. If 7 is average for your personal scale then she is an 8. I agree not a 9 to a 10, but there are many many many providers in this town that are below her on the scale in the looks department. I give her an 8 as my tastes are high so 7 is what I consider average in my book.
Now her performance, she is a high performing provider, which has always left a positive impression with me. I have not seen her at 201 (or anyone else there) but have seen her at other places around town. The best times are at the low volume slow places where she has worked.[/QUOTE]FWIW: I was a regular of VIP's GOAT Mina. Suffice it to say, that she gave me UTR VIP porn hot service, that she probably didn't give to too many of her other customers. She even stopped by and saw me at my place on 3 occasions. And yes it was __FS, every single time (unless it involved another girl in 1 of our hot threesomes)!
FYI- I typically don't like to rate any of the ladies I see using the numerical 1-10 score. With that stated- I stand by every single superlative word, I've ever used, in describing Sophia, both physically, and performance wise. IMO- Sophia is 1 of the hottest intensely passionate porn hot fucks I've experienced not only in this hobby, but in my entire life- period! Which is the key reason why I find this amazing sexy fuck doll to be 1 the hottest, most exotically beautiful women I've met in the AMP hobby; because of the hot MUTUAL connection we feel for 1 other Key * word: "mutual!" If a provider isn't feeling it with someone, it doesn't matter how much $$$ you tip them. It's pretty simple that she's just not into you and the experience will most likely feel, mechanical. Whenever I see Sophia, she's always dressed to the Nine's, either wearing hot lingerie and heels, a sexy hot short dress, showered and freshly made up face and she always wears her hair the way I love. But most importantly, she's always got a big sexy smile on her face and she's happy / excited to see me, because she knows we're BOTH about to be having some serious hot passionate fun together!< It just doesn't get any hotter than Sophia, IMO! I will continue to see this special talent as long as she's here in San Diego. In another year, hopefully we'll be well over 50+ play dates together.
FWIW: I'd be willing to bet, that there aren't many guys here on this forum who've banged more hot pussy (10's all day every day), than I did back in my hay day. This includes a few smoking hot strippers I met at Cheetahs, Club Expose. To name a couple, and I never, ever had to pay for any of this 10 pussy. My point is- I KNOW 10 talent, when I see hot 10 talent, which I'm not quite sure some of the guys here who HAVE to pay for hot pussy, can fully appreciate relate with.
YMWAV; Your mileage will always vary.
Two & A Half Men- Never. Never. Never!
[QUOTE=RChangDatyKing;6541601]Yes, we all have to learn to walk away if we don't like what we see. I always say if the girls (FS spas) don't get me excited with her "clothes" on when I'm given a lineup then I walk away. If they don't honor your appointment time, leave and text the booker / MMS and tell them to f-off and post a review. If they do a bait and switch and tell you a masseuse is working when she's not, get dress and leave and ask for your money back then post a review.[/QUOTE]Absolutely, RC!
VIP customer service in this hobby, is everything! In return, I always arrive early or on time, I'm courteous, if I need to cancel for some reason I always let them know well in advance and I always arrive, freshly showered, teeth brushed, shaved and smelling very fresh (cologne & deodorant), and I do my own manscaping. Seeing 1 of these girls is a 2 way street / relationship. I know I've said this before, but you've got to be super fresh & clean if you expect some of these girls to be GFE+ in return. That's an absolute!
I think just about every monger here on the USASG, has to be a fan of Two and a half Men & Charlie Sheen (both his TV "escort loving player" character and his real life persona). Hell this guy was dating and banging Porn Star Ginger Lynn when he was a rising baby faced on screen motion picture star.
Which brings me to this hilarious scene I actually thought about that night I got fucked over at Rain on ECB. If I had it all to do over again. I would've driven back, stood outside right in front of their entry door in line with their surveillance camera, pulled out my wallet and flashed a few $$$ Benjamin's & shouted:
"You can never have this. Never. Never. Never! LOL.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mar3UQv7JMI[/URL]
Another Late Report: A to Z Spa. Baby
July 24,2023 is a day that will live in my memory for quite some time. I contacted A to Z hoping to reconnect with Lily. I was told that Lily was not available but that I could have my choice of Baby or Cherry. I was initially reluctant to go but management seems to know what I like and suggested that I should come in and just take a look, no strings or expectations attached. I went ahead and made a reservation for my normal evening hour. When the time came, I let management know that I was outside and making my way in. I was greeted by mamasan and she immediately walked me to a room. From there she had me wait so she could bring in the ladies. Baby was the first to walk in and I was stunned. I immediately heard the drumbeat and piano keys of the Carla Thomas classic B-A-B-Y play in my head, followed by Carla Thomas's sweet voice. If you haven't heard the song, give it a listen. It'll set the mood for what came next. This young lady has a classic beauty and grace that is not often found in the establishments that we degenerates frequent. I know what I've said before, A to Z is on an upward trajectory bringing in new and ever more impressive providers, but you have to believe me that Baby is the best I've seen there so far. She truly is young. I'm not one to believe the hype when someone claims she's 22 but is obviously 35. Judging Baby in good light, I do not believe she lied about her age. If I remember correctly, she indicated that she was 24. And I believe it. She has the softest skin I've touched. She has the sweetest lips. She is a true beauty. Her breasts are small but supple, like those on the statue of a classical Greek sculpture. They cannot be more than B's, possibly small C's but they are fleshy in a teardrop shape. Her nipples are the sort that start soft but stand to firm attention if you get her excited. Her pussy is sweet scented and delicious and it trembles when you lick it right. I must have eaten that pussy for 30 minutes and it was worth every second. She is clearly newer and very unseasoned. She speaks little to no English. She acts unsure and nervous when receiving pleasure. But she excels at giving it. Her BBBJ is not tremendously sloppy but it's masterful. She made my cock feel loved. Her rhythmic movement in her hips made me think of Shakira when she gyrates slowly and the way she just grinds into your cock makes me hard when I recollect it. I'm not sure if I fell in love and that overwhelming emotion has taken control of my memory, but I would repeat daily. Unfortunately for me and you, dear reader, she is gone. I do not know when she will return, but I made it clear to mamasan that if she wants me to return, Baby must be part of the regular rotation.
I apologize for not making a more timely submission of my review as it's unlikely she'll be back very soon but I offer my commitment to you all to let you know when she returns but only after I get her first.
Good luck to you all.
-TJNiko.
Erma- Last Night With Joy & May again, separately
Joy: I'm guessing about 5'-1 or 2" a curvy little 100 lbs and I don't like guessing these girls ages but she has a younger look about her.
HF / Tip $$ for a Hhr Covered FS BBBJ DFK.
It was suggested that I give this new girl, Joy, a try, because she has the spinner type body I usually go for. I hate comparing these girls, but let me state this: I have yet to meet another AMP girl anywhere in this hobby who comes even close to Cici's smoking hot perfect spinner body in the spinner category! Just my opinion, that Cici's hot sexy little body is complete and total perfection!
So Ash set me up an appointment for 9 p. M earlier in the day. When I arrived on time I didn't have to wait because they weren't busy. I was greeted immediately in the lobby by Joy and taken to the 1st room on the right. Joy was dressed in exactly the same outfit that has been described- wearing these really short daisy duke type jean shorts and a little half top showing off her midriff. I took care of the HF / Tip and we got right down to business with her giving me a thorough cleaning. I always arrive clean, but hygiene is so very important to me, so this part of the AMP hobby is always expected & much appreciated.
Joy has a nice sexy little body and a fun playful attitude, and her DFK was very passionate and we had great chemistry there. But I just didn't feel that super hot connection like I feel when I'm with say, Cici or Sophia or. Don't get me wrong, I had a hot time and I would see her all over again, but I'm not sure I'll repeat only because the connection I feel when I'm with these other ladies, is unparalleled. The 1 bummer I experienced with Joy was, she had such a hot set of fucking tits. Yet she would hardly let me touch them, because in her word's, they are very ticklish. Actually it was kind of a hot turn on tease. Being able to look but you can't play with. LOL.
The 3 girls they have working here at Erma (Joy May & Fiona), are all very different, so if you do ever visit I would suggest doing a preview with all 3 if they're not busy and see if any of these ladies are your type.
Tonight was kind of a rarity for me. After Joy finished cleaning me up, she gave me a nice relaxing 10 minute back rub. Then left the room to clean herself up and brush her teeth. & during this time I saw May on the monitor walk a customer to the front lobby and say her goodbyes, then just as she was returning inside the hallway I opened my door and pulled her inside with me. She had a big smile on her face and was looking so pretty! She immediately hugged me and told me she missed me (yeah right I know I've heard that line before LOL)! I really love this ladies beautiful smile and her long dimples / facial features. I would describe May as a really hot MILF type.
Anyway, we were immediately lipped locked and passionately DFK for a couple of minutes. Which got me all excited all over again & he (that other head) started thinking about a possible Round 2?! So I did some negotiating to see if I get a QV deal without having to pay a HF and it worked! May came back to the room cleaned me up again. And then we got right down to business- BBBJ with lots of spit and hot eye contact. Put a cover on and then she got up in CG and complete and totally, fucked my brains out (my IQ is now down to an imbecile 69- thanks a lot May LOL)! I know I sound like a stuck record. But this lady loves to fuck really hard, and looks so fucking hot when she's really getting into it! Then up on the table hitting that kitty so hard in mish. Looking at her beautiful face etched in ecstasy and then down at those sexy legs spread and wet kitty with my cock going in and out. BOOM! 2nd "O!
All in all, a pretty hot fun evening! Thank you ladies! Who needs to travel to SE Asia. When we have all this hot fun right here in San Diego!?
[QUOTE=RChangDatyKing;6542752]Also, don't forget to eat your daily portion of fruits. Pineapple is best IMO because I am told I taste sweet every time I have it. I love when they lick all the pre cumm, then slurp up all the "water" as the ladies call it. LOL. I just had an entire pineapple and looking forward to my appointment tonight.[/QUOTE]You had me at- "Pineapple" Bro! Way TMI! LOL.
And yes, I also ate fresh pineapple, watermelon, blueberries. I gave Joy a nice dessert of my own right on that hot tongue of hers sticking out as she was BBBJ / stroking finishing me off.
[QUOTE=Tijuaniko;6542891]July 24,2023 is a day that will live in my memory for quite some time. I contacted A to Z hoping to reconnect with Lily.
Baby is the best I've seen there so far. She truly is young. I'm not one to believe the hype when someone claims she's 22 but is obviously 35. Judging Baby in good light, I do not believe she lied about her age. If I remember correctly, she indicated that she was 24. And I believe it. She has the softest skin I've touched. She has the sweetest lips. She is a true beauty. Her breasts are small but supple, like those on the statue of a classical Greek sculpture. They cannot be more than B's, possibly small C's but they are fleshy in a teardrop shape. Her nipples are the sort that start soft but stand to firm attention if you get her excited. Her pussy is sweet scented and delicious and it trembles when you lick it right. I must have eaten that pussy for 30 minutes and it was worth every second.
I apologize for not making a more timely submission of my review as it's unlikely she'll be back very soon but I offer my commitment to you all to let you know when she returns but only after I get her first..[/QUOTE]You write the most amazing articulate reviews, TJ Niko!
Man! I would've kept this girl UTR too! I've never driven that far South (CV) to visit an AMP. But after reading this, I would definitely be willing to make an exception for this young little hottie. Better late than never- Thanks for sharing, brother! Oh & please tell this MMS that PTJ is pleading with her to "BBB!" Bring Baby Back! I hope that you got Baby's phone number!