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That ain't no lady my friend. That one is obviously a dude.

[QUOTE=JohnDoe0897;2708953]This woman is another trap. Absolutely awful. She preforms all her duties lack luster and rushes the ENTIRE time. Then no matter how much time you have she has a guy to knock on the door 10 min in and tells you an emergency has come up and she has to go. Yea. Right. But you're not there to fight with pimps and all that so you just leave and waste your money and chalk it up to the game. AVOID AT ALL COSTS.

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[QUOTE=HornDog79;2710481]That ain't no lady my friend. That one is obviously a dude.[/QUOTE]Yikes, that looks like Richard Simmons from the 1980's.

[QUOTE=JadedGuy;2710301]She's not my type as I tend to like the darker girls. But I'm pretty darn sure she stood my buddy up about a month ago or less. He dipped off to take a long lunch and meet up with her after arranging something about 45 minutes before. He got there and she went silent on him.

I normally wouldn't post something up about a provider unless it was me seeing her. But I've known this guy for 20+ years and his word is solid. Ad he showed me looked a little different but the pics were the same.[/QUOTE]As for the darker ladies, they seem to be happy to refer a monger to their friends if you're cool. Lately I've gotten referrals from a few out of the blue, texting and whatnot. I chalk it up to needing holiday funds. 4 of 5 newbies have been great; the other had coochie stank. From now until New Year's, it's a monger's market. Enjoy the holiday run fellas.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;2710717]From now until New Year's, it's a monger's market. Enjoy the holiday run fellas.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately, it is also prime hunting season for LEO, so do be careful out there. Especially watch for the "new to town" providers.

My first trip to see her was a couple of months ago when she had just started. You could tell she was nervous and while the session was good, it lacked that spark that separates the good ones from the great ones. I classified the session as good enough to go back at some point but certainly no where close to the top of my list considering it was all covered. Tonight I was in the mood to nibble on a pretty young thing which is unusual for me, I am usually just not into that and I set up a 30 minute with Bri. She seemed much more relaxed this time around and was very responsive to what I was doing. Before long, she turned into a wild, bucking, clenching, fucking machine which combined with her looks and body totally sent me over the edge. She was also as clean and fresh as you will ever see. Never thought I would see the day when an all covered non-GFE provider would make it to the top of my list, but here she is. 150 for 30 minutes.

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[QUOTE=ParrotRanger;2709766]I always wanted to see her and tried multiple times when she was on the Eastside. She always said I was too young. I the give her different ages all the way up to 28 and she still said I was too young. I guess my voice sounds young. I would have told her 35 but I'm much younger and I look younger than my age. Oh well, maybe I'll just lie again with a deeper voice and show up at her door looking hella Young. I wonder what she would do?[/QUOTE]Parrotranger I'm about to give you a ray of hope! I sound young too and I seen her 2 times off jimmy carter. I told her my age (25 at the time) and she said bring I. The. And I was in there!

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Hey fellows, does anyone have Intel on this one?

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Got to the room and met a pale skin and seemed to look older than the pics. No hugs or kisses. I went inside as she finished her cigarette outside. We went straight to business. I pulled out the donation and the condom she asked me to purchase. She proceeded with a nice CBJ. After that switched to mish but do to my lack of attraction for her I began to go limp. Possibly the thought that she wasn't clean ruined my thoughts. She didn't do anything wrong I just wasn't attracted to her at all. So I decided to leave. Won't repeat due to distance and she just wasn't for me.

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She used to be my regular. She was always good to me. She is a small bbw she is Caribbean Also. But that ass is the truth her snatch is warm and has a good grip. She doesn't have a high volume. When your with her your time is your time. She didn't take calls or text when I was seeing her and she didn't rush. Even when I went over my time. No bbj. Although I did BBFS a couple of times but that resulted in spending more money for the plan be also LOL.

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[QUOTE=Buckwild25;2711937]She used to be my regular. She was always good to me. She is a small bbw she is Caribbean Also. But that ass is the truth her snatch is warm and has a good grip. She doesn't have a high volume. When your with her your time is your time. She didn't take calls or text when I was seeing her and she didn't rush. Even when I went over my time. No bbj. Although I did BBFS a couple of times but that resulted in spending more money for the plan be also LOL.[/QUOTE]This makes absolutely no sense. How can a chic let a guy BBFS with her and refuse to give him a BBBJ? I guess her mouth is more sacred to her than her twat. LOL.

[QUOTE=Buckwild25;2711937]She used to be my regular. She was always good to me. She is a small bbw she is Caribbean Also. But that ass is the truth her snatch is warm and has a good grip. She doesn't have a high volume. When your with her your time is your time. She didn't take calls or text when I was seeing her and she didn't rush. Even when I went over my time. No bbj. Although I did BBFS a couple of times but that resulted in spending more money for the plan be also LOL.[/QUOTE]Carribean girls are generally cool, you rarely get any unnecessary drama from them unlike other similar looking women.

[QUOTE=SgtSoros;2712121]Carribean girls are generally cool, you rarely get any unnecessary drama from them unlike other similar looking women.[/QUOTE]Jamaican women being the BIG exception!

They're like the Sicilians of the Caribbean.

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[QUOTE=Ozymandias;2712136]Jamaican women being the BIG exception!

They're like the Sicilians of the Caribbean.

O.[/QUOTE]Hey Oz I got to agree with you, half my family is from Jamaica.

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Alright guys, I dropped wood on this chic over the weekend. Saw her ad and remembered her from last year. She was a good ways away from me last year so I never made the date. This year she was still a good ways away from me but whatever, I had some free time to play with so I made the date. Will I repeat, I'm not so sure. She did her work barely but she has a nice ass on her so who knows. Non-viper's, get a life. VIP'ers read on.

This chic was in a motel down south. A little too far from where I stay but whatever. I called her and she told me to call when I got off at a certain exit. I got to her place some 40 minutes later and give her another call. She didn't answer at first but called back a few minutes later. Got up to her room, knocked on her door and yes, she is indeed the chic in the pics. Her backpage ad that's gone now stated that she was 5'6 151 lbs and she looked every bit of it. She is a thick bodied chic. I said my greetings and walked on in. We gots ta talking for a while and I noticed about 3-4 gold teeth in her mouth. Nice grill. LOL. I was thinking this chic maybe kinda hood but whatever, she still looked doable.

She was wearing an American flag boxer stretch pants and a black bra shirt as in one of her pics. I couldn't see the details of her body too good so I wasn't sure what she would look like naked. Talks of the donation finally came up and I gave it to her. It was 60 bones for 15 minutes. She got the money and put it away then started stripping immediately. Ok. She told me to do the same and I did all by myself with no help from her at all. We're both in the buff now and she asked me if I had protection, which I did, (Trojan ultra thin condom) and I gave it to her. She had protection of her own but it was one of those thick magnum condoms but I preferred to use my own. Her body, I'd say it is a " thick athletic body". It was a nice tight body but it was thick and meaty. Her breastesses's were be cups and looked pretty average. Her stomach had slight belly flab but no stretch marks or any signs of childbirth and her ass, it was a juicy ass. It had some nice meat on it, with no stretch marks or cellulite anywhere. It was a nice, tight, firm, clean ass. That was her best asset.

She instructed me to sit on the bed as she placed the condom on my willy with her hand then stood infront of me for a good while with kind of a confused look on her face. For a minute there, I thought she was going to bend over in doggie and have me enter her with a softie. I then pointed to my cock and asked her if she's going to help me get it up. She said, yes, but she didn't know if I wanted her to lay across my lap or doing it standing up or what. Ok. I told her to do it however she likes. She told me to lay back on the bed as she got up on the bed on all fours and gots ta sucking. The sucky suckty was eeh. She had her mouth on it but there was no suction at all. She was just running her lips up and down on my shaft the whole time. While she was doing that, I had my head turned to the side and was giving most of my attention to what was playing on the television. She did leave the tv on and had the volume at a moderate level the whole time.

After about 5 minutes of giving me lip, she drooled about 2 tablespoons of saliva on the condom and stopped sucking. I guess that was the end of the sucking. She then asked me which position I wanted and I opted for doggie. She got up on all fours on the bed and bent that nice ass over for me. She placed some ghetto lube on her snatch before I entered her in doggie. I didn't feel any heat, warmth or grip but she did have some medium friction on her walls. I felt something there. She was also naturally lubricated too. She wasn't very wet but she wasn't dry at all. I started stroking her as she started moaning a bit once I increased my stroke. She wasn't throwing anything back but she was moaning some. I initiated some dirty talk to get a response out of her and she gave me some good feedback. She was getting a bit exaggerated with it a couple of times but she was responsive.

After about 5 minutes of long stroking her, I blew a medium load in the cover and kept stroking for about 2 more minutes, until I got all of it out. I told her I blew my load and she got off the bed and told me I could clean up with the wipes she had on the bathroom counter. I walked my happy nekked ass to the bathroom and cleaned up all by myself with no help from her at all. At least she did have some wipes and not toilet paper. LOL. I wiped off as she did the same and we both put our clothes back on. I headed to the door by myself and let my own self out while sending my condolences. I don't know, she has a nice ass on her but I'm not so sure about the repeat. It seemed like just a business transaction to me.

The sucky sucky was weak! She wasn't sucking a damn thing, just running her lips up and down on my shaft. She did some moaning but I don't know, it could have been some complimentary moans. I mainly had to initiate the dirty talk else I don't think she would have said a word. She wasn't stinking either as she didn't smell like anything. That's always a plus. It was aight for 60 bones but she would be like number 3 on my list if I was to see her again. I'll give her a "7" in looks and a "5" in performance though. So long guys.