The God of Sugar Bestows on Scott
[QUOTE=F Scott; 1581673]As an aside, I am slated to have breakfast with Anna Trebunskaya from "Dancing with the Stars" next week, and she is apparently looking forward to it as much as I am! I'm so excited I just had to share! She has even hinted that there might be more, providing there is "chemistry". I can barely wait.
Here's her profile # for those of you with SA memberships: 955996. No spoiling my fun, please. Get your own celebrity!
(What are these babies thinking?) [/QUOTE]Lucky! Boy, you would think that Anna would be doing very well with the DWTS gig. Maybe she just needs a little extra pocket money or it's her life long dream to be a SB. Hopefully she doesn't drop a "Honey" on you and for gods sake, do not ask her to dominate you! After all, she's looking for a man! (?) You kids have fun!
Stay Safe.
Strict
For the amusement of the Brotherhood
Gentlemen,
I am recently returned from a luncheon date with a baby and just wanted to share my experience. I don't think there is much to learn here, but it may elicit a chuckle or two. This was our second date, at which we were going to discuss the details of our impending and blissful relationship. I had an m&g with her about two weeks ago, and found her, while very pretty, so completely obnoxious and full of herself that I vowed never to gaze upon her again. Time being what it is, when she emailed me last week saying how much she enjoyed our meeting, and how she was pretty sure I was the guy for her, she convinced Scotty and me, (ok, mostly Scotty), to give her one more chance. I must preface this by saying that she is AA, but as I have mentioned before, that is not an issue for me in the slightest. A hot baby is a hot baby, regardless.
So against my better judgement, but being ever hopeful, I met her at one of my favorite spots in a trendy, indie area of the city. I wish I could say that my optimism was well placed, but in fact, it was awful! There were a couple of times when I almost threw some 20s on the table and walked, she was so obnoxious and full of herself. Granted, she is pretty, but she's no Halle Berry for fuck's sake! I think she truly thinks that just allowing me to be in her presence should be enough. Honestly, if she had said "let's go back to my place and fuck" I'm pretty sure I would have declined, even if I had taken my meds!
I do want to puzzle on this one for a bit: was she so aggressively abrasive because she's feeling slighted somehow, or just a stuck up b*tch? Granted, a successful white male in the US is pretty much the top of the heap in terms of being able to do what we want, so I have never experienced anything even approaching prejudice, but I have to feel this chick's attitude went way beyond any kind of reasonable response to what I was saying to her.
As an example, I was telling her about the real life movie "Argo", which I saw a week or so ago. She asked if this was the movie where Ben Affleck plays a black character. I responded that it wasn't, but the character he played was in real life a CIA agent of Hispanic parents, but it was not at all important to the plot, nor even mentioned in passing. The only way the audience knew this was that during the credits they showed a photo of the agent from 1979, when the action took place, and you could sort of see that he might possibly be non-Anglo. But again, it was not AT ALL IMPORTANT to the plot, his character or anything in the movie, for that matter. It would be the equivalent of an actor who is 5'6" playing a character who is 5'7" in real life. A non-issue, and I told her as much. I then had to listen to ten minutes or more, (maybe it just seemed like more) of her opinions on actors playing outside their race. Needless to say, she did not approve, and in fact now hates Ben Affleck for doing so, even though he effectually didn't, (they were all pretending to be Canadians, for Christ's sake!) and though she has not seen the movie, she never ever see it now that she knows Affleck is a racist! To follow this girl's logic would give you whiplash, if you're lucky.
And so it went the entire time.
Me: isn't it a beautiful day?
Her: oh, I don't like the cold.
Me: it's not that bad, and besides it's so sunny it makes up for it.
Her: I much prefer San Diego.
Me: Oh, have you been to San Diego? I once spent...
Her, interrupting: No, never. I just know I'd like it there better than here.
Me: have you been to California ever?
Her: yes, I've been to LA many times. I'm thinking of moving there, actually, or to New York.
Me: (thinking to myself - 'would you like me to drive you to the airport?' ) Hmm.
Her: I don't have any money, though, and those cities are expensive. So I may not be here for long anyway.
Me: Huh? Well, are you looking for a job at any rate?
Her: No. I had a job for three days last week, but I quit. Actually, the manager told me it didn't seem like I liked being there, so she was letting me go, and I said 'Wait a second, b*tch, you can't fire me. I'm quitting!'
Me: Hmm
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.
Me: Do you like to cook?
Her: Oh, I love to cook!
Me: Me too! What sorts of things do you like to make?
Her: Everything. I'm an excellent cook too.
Me: Oh, would you like to taste some of my lunch? It's fabulous (which it was). I always feel a good cook is curious to taste new things.
Her: No, I don't really like eating all that much.
Me: Hmm
Tick tock, tick tock, tick... Tock... Tick....
If you are sensing the excruciating painfulness of the conversation, plus the tedium, combined with a slightly surreal feeling that I have fallen down the rabbit hole, you begin to approach my lunch. An emergency field lobotomy would have been more enjoyable, and I would not have remembered it afterwards. We never did get to talk about the details of our "arrangement", but in parting I did ask her to just email me with what she was looking for, so that should make for enjoyable reading. I promise to share.
I'm going to take something and lie down for a while now. SO is out of town again this weekend, and I'm going to fuck somebody, anybody really, just to even the scales of the universe!
In the meantime, keep up the good work,
Scott
I just had an 18 year old!
Brothers, I haven't' spoken with many of you in a long time. Life's trials and tribulations have forced me from the bowl, and cruelly away from the delicious babies I adore so much.
But I do have some news to report finally! For the first time in recent memory, I've just returned from a rendezvous with an honest to God 18 year old!
The encounter was beyond belief. I sit here now completely fulfilled. Not only physically, but emotionally and spiritually as well. I am completely spent, and ready to roll over in a blissful sleep. Before I do, I must make an attempt to document my experience. I lack the words to fully describe this meeting but I will make an attempt regardless.
She was silky soft and smooth without any hint of having a harsh bone in her body. Her scent was sweet and musky. A hint of honey, caramel, Oak Trees, and a cool fall day. Her body was beyond belief. If you can imagine a body that is both perky and full at the same time. I could not believe such a body, perky and full, could exist in this world but here she was right in front of me. She was so sweet, yet sassy if you look at her in the wrong light. She was the color of a golden brown sunset with blonde and orange highlights, beautiful enough to make the most callus heart instantly melt.
I gently liberated her from her coverings so she could fully breathe and let the light hit the fullness and warmth of her body. It was breathtaking how she teased me sitting there naked in all her glory.
Getting close to her, her aroma penetrated my nose at first. Her scent instantly drove my mouth to water and I just had to taste her. Yet I knew better than to just dive right in. This my friends needed to be teased into submission before it could be savored.
Closer and closer I brought my mouth to her opening. By now my nose was full of her aroma, and it was driving me absolutely mad! My eyes were watering and my tongue was hanging out begging to take its first taste.
I could not resist any longer. My hands were shaking and my knees were weak. My mouth FINALLY came in contact with her and my tongue felt for the first time her wetness and the full flavor of this perfectly aged 18 year old specimen right there ready & willing in front of me. Waves of pleasure washed over me as I tasted her fully. I engulfed her in complete entirety, letting the liquid wash all over my tongue, my teeth, and all inside my mouth. With my hands I gripped her tight, and then I closed my eyes and let the juices simply dance down my throat as I utterly and completely consumed her. That moment we shared together was so special, so fulfilling, so real. We became one at that moment. One body consuming another. The experience left me light-headed, warm and dizzy.
She is so accommodating and willing to please that she even indulged in my desire to share her beauty with the rest of you. She agreed to pose for a photo, both clothed & unclothed so that I may share her beauty with trusted friends.
Enjoy my brothers. I sure did:
[url]http://s17.postimage.org/5r3d73dof/18_year_old.jpg[/url]
What Are These Babies Thinking?
Brothers-
As we all do in the pursuit of the perfect sugarbaby, I come across these posts on SA and SD4me that I just can't for the life of me understand and makes my head hurt. My first thought is,"What are they thinking!". My second thought is,"I wonder if they actually work?" And usually my third thought is,"I need a beer." So, for educational purposes and amusement of the membership, I have decided to post some of the more mind boggling posts under the heading, which Scott so aptly mentioned in a post, as "What are these babies thinking?" Feel free to participate.
Get your plane tickets and passport ready because this lady is in the beautiful country of Belgium. Girlfriend's biological clock is ticking and she wants you to wind it. But not just any ol' SD will do for this girl, though. She has a set of standards listed and sounds like she will accept nothing less. So, if you can make the cut, bring your checkbook, a lawyer, your transcripts, a drivers license and a tape measure and she may just be all your's."Obviously there will be a contract." Obviously.
SA#1240454.
"I them Arrangement I am Seeking:
I'm Seeking: Sugar Daddy
I Expect: US$10, 001. $20, 000 monthly (Dayum!)
Description:
You want to make a baby.
You are not married.
You are between 40 and 50 years old.
100% straight.
Circumsized.
D&D free.
Non Smoker.
At least 1 university degree.
At least 5ft10.
BMI at least 25.
Willing to travel to Belgium.
Obviously there will be a contract.
Insulting and useless emails will be ignored and remain unanswered."
I wonder if she would do 5' 9 1/2" and 51? She does have a cute ass, though.
Stay safe.
Strict
SA shills / and I did get help, thanks
[QUOTE=Spitfire;1589501]Be careful with that. SA has shills or fake profiles that suddenly express interest after your membership expires. It's a marketing trick to get you to renew.[/QUOTE]Thanks for that, I noticed that last time I expired, all of the sudden you become the most popular guy on the site. My membership lapsed about a month ago and I quickly recieved a total of 19 new messages, only 2 of whom I had ever had contact with previously, hopefully this one is for real, not a lot of sb's here in Charlottesville for a town with about 10, 000 coeds at UVa.
I've been on and off SA for a few years but have still learned some valuable tips from this thread, so thanks to all, I don't get out much but will be glad to share the info when I do.
A possible addition to our lexicon
Gentlemen,
As has been remarked upon from several local chapters, there seems to be a startling and dismaying proliferation of babies who are "just checking this out", "seeing what's out there", "trying this for the first time" etc, etc. Weeding through this radar interference has caused more than its share of frustration for me, and I suspect for others as well. In communicating with MagicRat today, I may have coined a new term to describe these posers: "Maybe Babies" or MBs. Maybe they'll meet you if nothing else comes up. Maybe they'll let you take them out if the price is right. Maybe they only want sugar, and have no intention of sleeping with you. Maybe they will fuck you, but only if you pay them obscene amounts of money. Maybe they will disappear forever after a few dates, telling you it's just not for them. Maybe they'll even go psycho on you, as has happened to me several times recently, and this is not my first rodeo!
I will leave it up to the brotherhood at large to vet my suggestion. I applaud the recent trend to out these naughty MBs by their profile numbers. If a few mistakes are made in the process, so be it. It is then up to the babies to prove us wrong, which is not a bad thing.
Two m&gs tomorrow, and one on Friday that I am really psyched about. Wish me luck.
And keep up the good work,
Scott
