Massage Parlor Reports

Based on recommendations here I paid a visit to Exercise last week. Spot on guys!

I pulled Summer. Short cute Korean girl with nice Cs. Great attitude! Started with a good, thorough table shower and then a warm up in the sauna. Average back massage, but then on the flip all hell broke loose. LOL Off came all of her clothes, and we went through the alphabet. LFK, CBJ, DATY, DATO, 69, CG, RCG, Mish, Standing Mish. Yowsers, wore me out! 80 door - 140 tip.

Will definitely revisit -.

Cheers. Stay safe out there gentlemen.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4281801]Mike, it may be time for an eye exam. LOL. I went to New Life 1 time about 2 years ago and Mona has to be at least 60. The only reason I got the massage from her is because I am a lazy bastard and didn't feel like driving anywhere else. When Mona came in the room I was laying on my back, to let her know that a massage would not be needed. She started giving me the light feather touch. I figured that as long as I was here I was going to make the best of it. She was wearing the pink New Life polo and I put my hand under her shirt and she wasn't wearing a bra. As soon as I started playing with her nipples she let out this evil laugh, like a villain from a Kung Fu movie. Here is the fun part. Mona smells like an ashtray that has been full for a month and she has a wonderful smokers cough. During the HJ she would let out an occasional giant cough and I could feel droplets of her lung butter landing on my chest and stomach. It was really romantic. Obviously not my best AMP visit. If you want to hear stories about when Mona was a beautiful young Spa girl, then you will have to go to the local VFW and talk to some veterans of the Korean war. These guys probably met her in Korea when she was good looking. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Now I have to pay a visit to hear the evil laugh minus the lung butter, lmao thanks St. Chuck.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4281801]Mike, it may be time for an eye exam. LOL. I went to New Life 1 time about 2 years ago and Mona has to be at least 60. The only reason I got the massage from her is because I am a lazy bastard and didn't feel like driving anywhere else. When Mona came in the room I was laying on my back, to let her know that a massage would not be needed. She started giving me the light feather touch. I figured that as long as I was here I was going to make the best of it. She was wearing the pink New Life polo and I put my hand under her shirt and she wasn't wearing a bra. As soon as I started playing with her nipples she let out this evil laugh, like a villain from a Kung Fu movie. Here is the fun part. Mona smells like an ashtray that has been full for a month and she has a wonderful smokers cough. During the HJ she would let out an occasional giant cough and I could feel droplets of her lung butter landing on my chest and stomach. It was really romantic. Obviously not my best AMP visit. If you want to hear stories about when Mona was a beautiful young Spa girl, then you will have to go to the local VFW and talk to some veterans of the Korean war. These guys probably met her in Korea when she was good looking. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]I apologize if I was off. I usually leave my glasses in the car when I go in. Figured her for 40-45 but she very well may have been 50-60, my eyesight not the best without my glasses.

New life again.

I was passing thru the area and had a little time so figured what the hell. Drew Helen today. Definitely younger than Mona (but not exactly young by any means either). Small, tight spinner body with a good attitude. TS was great, washed very thoroughly and paid a lot of attention to the boys. Sauna for a few minutes and into room. Paid 70 for hour but entire session lasted no more than 45 minutes from the time I walked in (might be better value to just pay for 30 minutes here?) Massage was mediocre at best but L1 was good. Used oil and knew how to work it, had a good technique. Not sure if any other girls work here? Does anyone know? Or is it just the Helen and Mona show?

I've only seen Helen and Mona there myself. Had Mona a month ago, smelled like an ashtray. Good TS and decent massage, got my hands on her cans on the flip but closed my eyes. L1 never gotten more there so not sure what else is on menu.

[QUOTE=MikeJones333;4284847]New life again.

I was passing thru the area and had a little time so figured what the hell. Drew Helen today. Definitely younger than Mona (but not exactly young by any means either). Small, tight spinner body with a good attitude. TS was great, washed very thoroughly and paid a lot of attention to the boys. Sauna for a few minutes and into room. Paid 70 for hour but entire session lasted no more than 45 minutes from the time I walked in (might be better value to just pay for 30 minutes here?) Massage was mediocre at best but L1 was good. Used oil and knew how to work it, had a good technique. Not sure if any other girls work here? Does anyone know? Or is it just the Helen and Mona show?[/QUOTE]

Looking for a very good massage and to leave happy. Massage is priority #1. Would this be the correct thread to find a place in Wheeling? I would love some recommendations, but am not averse to searching the thread? Is there a better thread. Not interested in FS. Just relaxation and leaving happy.

[QUOTE=GDecatur;4288032]Looking for a very good massage and to leave happy. Massage is priority #1. Would this be the correct thread to find a place in Wheeling? I would love some recommendations, but am not averse to searching the thread? Is there a better thread. Not interested in FS. Just relaxation and leaving happy.[/QUOTE]I've heard some chatter about this place:

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-sheng-wei-massage-wheeling-il-39740[/URL]

Also here:

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-annas-sunny-spa-wheeling-il-12121[/URL]

My personal favorite in the Wheeling area is Sunshine Health Massage spa, owned by one of the members here:

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-sunshine-health-massage-buffalo-grove-il-72390[/URL]

You will for sure get a good massage there from Anna or May. Well known as a legit massage spa. Good people.

[QUOTE=DJChitown;4289649]If anybody wants to start a GoFundMe page for me because I can't afford these damn massages please go right ahead.[/QUOTE]LOL You're great!! :).

Been to X again recently and I drew apple (for some reason I think her name could have been blue, too). Anyway, most recent addition to the team. Young but more the girl next door type.

A bit too mechanical for my taste. Same menu as all the ladies there but not even a hint of GFE or faked pleasure. Anyone got any recommendations on who to see there who might be a bit more service oriented?

Thanks.

The selection has been great lately, saw moon at least it sounded like she said moon. Hot little thing with manmades. Great service. Just darn pricey 80 door and $1. 4.

Am I getting ripped here?

[QUOTE=HappyRob;4312212]The selection has been great lately, saw moon at least it sounded like she said moon. Hot little thing with manmades. Great service. Just darn pricey 80 door and $1. 4.

Am I getting ripped here?[/QUOTE]No, I'd not consider it as a rip off because that is what they're asking now, although sometimes it's possible to lower it a bit.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;4288993]I've heard some chatter about this place:

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-sheng-wei-massage-wheeling-il-39740[/URL]

Also here:

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-annas-sunny-spa-wheeling-il-12121[/URL]

My personal favorite in the Wheeling area is Sunshine Health Massage spa, owned by one of the members here:

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-sunshine-health-massage-buffalo-grove-il-72390[/URL]

You will for sure get a good massage there from Anna or May. Well known as a legit massage spa. Good people.[/QUOTE]Agree about Sunshine. I had DIY only.

Others are DIY as well in my experience.

[QUOTE=Walker333;4312495]No, I'd not consider it as a rip off because that is what they're asking now, although sometimes it's possible to lower it a bit.[/QUOTE]For what its worth, my times there were with super clean and attractive women. It is like a slam dunk, if you read here about that place, and know how to play your cards. It is spendy, compared to some other avenues, but if you want the full AMP, or KMP experience in the Midwest, this place is pretty dang good. For the extra 20, I know I won't have to haggle or even speak about stuff. Its a treat, and its very sweet. My best massage fantasy has happened here. I really don't know what could make it better, except maybe two girls. LOL Love the shower there. Great backwalking too. I high fived myself the whole way home. It was that good. Ice out.

Have been back here a few times since my last review and saw summer and momo.

Both are top notch, summer really GFE like service, slightly girl next door look while momo has an asa akira look about her and very good service too.

[QUOTE=EdCarbone;4315324]Agree about Sunshine. I had DIY only.

Others are DIY as well in my experience.[/QUOTE]Mei's massage is top-notch. For such a little lady she can really push on the muscles. For my money it's just a great place to go for a massage. I always get 90 minutes. I have seen Anna several times. Always top notch. English needs a little work but she can use the translator like there's no tomorrow so there's never a communication issue.

You can go there for the warm-up and hit another place on the way home if you want. I don't know where else she would go in that area for an HE.

After receiving a great advice and helpful hints from our fellow IceFourPlay and reading all of the comments here about X, I decided to do some exercising. I opted for one hour and I don't regret anything. At least I took one think of my "bucket list" As most of the members here say this is top notch experience that is worth trying it at least once. Thank you to everyone for the tremendous help and support and stay safe!

I stopped at New Life the other day for laughs. Entry was. 70, which included a decent TS by the MT, Happy, older non-beauty Queen, but friendly and frisky. Decent massage with ample teasing and roaming. Decent standard L1, she wasn't happy with the standard tip, offered L2 and L3 for 1. And 1. 5 respectively, too rich for my blood, shorted about 10 minutes. Okay, but nothing to write home about.

- Bildo.

They always short you on time there. They start with the extra services pretty soon into your hour, and then when you are done they say ok time is up.

[QUOTE=Bildo;4326252]I stopped at New Life the other day for laughs. Entry was. 70, which included a decent TS by the MT, Happy, older non-beauty Queen, but friendly and frisky. Decent massage with ample teasing and roaming. Decent standard L1, she wasn't happy with the standard tip, offered L2 and L3 for 1. And 1. 5 respectively, too rich for my blood, shorted about 10 minutes. Okay, but nothing to write home about.

- Bildo.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bildo;4326252]I stopped at New Life the other day for laughs. Entry was. 70, which included a decent TS by the MT, Happy, older non-beauty Queen, but friendly and frisky. Decent massage with ample teasing and roaming. Decent standard L1, she wasn't happy with the standard tip, offered L2 and L3 for 1. And 1. 5 respectively, too rich for my blood, shorted about 10 minutes. Okay, but nothing to write home about.

- Bildo.[/QUOTE]You're right, the table shower here is usually pretty good.

Stopped in after work. Blown away at how great it was. Saw Momo (super hot). I'm stupefied as to how they can be this great, while everywhere else is so-so at best.

Thinking about making the plunge at X. Is it ok to to bring your own hat? Will they use it? I ask because I thought there might be some recycling going on.

[QUOTE=SmileySam;4336353]Thinking about making the plunge at X. Is it ok to to bring your own hat? Will they use it? I ask because I thought there might be some recycling going on.[/QUOTE]No recycling going on there. In fact I never seen a more tightly rolled cover. They must have a source to buy them in bulk!

Yup bring a hat, and insist on using it instead of their used supply they carry around in napkins.

[QUOTE=SmileySam;4336353]Thinking about making the plunge at X. Is it ok to to bring your own hat? Will they use it? I ask because I thought there might be some recycling going on.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HappyRob;4337439]Yup bring a hat, and insist on using it instead of their used supply they carry around in napkins.[/QUOTE]You know for a fact they re-use them? This makes me unhappy as I was just there. You really think they do that? It's likely a criminal act if they do. Like, felonious.

[QUOTE=Bryzzo;4337671]You know for a fact they re-use them? This makes me unhappy as I was just there. You really think they do that? It's likely a criminal act if they do. Like, felonious.[/QUOTE]I agree. It is hard to believe that someone will wash it and use it again. Also I don't think that a girll would want to put a use condom in her mouth and in other places.

Sorry you gents might be right, they might just be bulk purchased, and come unwrapped? I just never seen them wrapped.

[QUOTE=Fnlvnguy;4337684]I agree. It is hard to believe that someone will wash it and use it again. Also I don't think that a girll would want to put a use condom in her mouth and in other places.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SmileySam;4336353]Thinking about making the plunge at X. Is it ok to to bring your own hat? Will they use it? I ask because I thought there might be some recycling going on.[/QUOTE]This same subject comes around every 6 months? At X they don't reusue. They're just out of package since they slyly put them on you. That's why a lot of newbies state it was a BBBJ. If you're paranoid, bring your own. Places are in it to make a buck. Would you put it past anyone that some places don't use fresh ones?

How's Yun these days? Hitting up yun or x tomorrow. I've been to both and now yun is hit and miss and it seems like x is batting 99%.

[QUOTE=Monger5512;4338494]How's Yun these days? Hitting up yun or x tomorrow. I've been to both and now yun is hit and miss and it seems like x is batting 99%.[/QUOTE]Cannot compare, why has always been and still is a dirty rat hole inhibited by older, worn out talent.

[QUOTE=Monger5512;4338494]How's Yun these days? Hitting up yun or x tomorrow. I've been to both and now yun is hit and miss and it seems like x is batting 99%.[/QUOTE]Yun is filth. Go to exercise instead.

Went to meet MOMO and same as usual she didn't fail to be the best of the best.

Perfect service. I might lost the track and overpaid her but it's ok. I'm sure she will take care of it on next visit.

And NO they are not re-use the condo. Come on guys.

Be safe out there.

I found this forum the other day and read though the last 20 or so pages and decided on exercise based on your reviews. Mamasan opened the door and asked me if I had been there before and I lied and said yes. She didn't ask anything else. Just led me down the hall and into a room. Waited for a few minutes and in walks girl (MOMO) in hot pink mini dress and great body (probably 30's but hard to tell) and she asks me how long I wanted - 30 minutes or an hour and I opt for the hour and pay her 80. Massage was actually pretty good and lasted a good amount of time. When it was time for me to turn over she asked me again if I had been there before and I again said yes and then she took off her dress and began CBJ (so smooth I couldn't tell it was on at first) and then FS and back and forth a couple times. No prices were discussed beforehand or afterwards. I handed her 1. 4 as I left because that was what I was prepared to pay for FS based on reviews here and honestly it was such a good experience, I felt it was well worth it and have no regrets. Thanks for all the tips guys. You put my mind at ease and I was really able to have a great time.

[QUOTE=ChiBoy2;4340981]Went to meet MOMO and same as usual she didn't fail to be the best of the best.

Perfect service. I might lost the track and overpaid her but it's ok. I'm sure she will take care of it on next visit.

And NO they are not re-use the condo. Come on guys.

Be safe out there.[/QUOTE]So you made an appointment to see her? I get flack when I call there now and ask for a specific girl. I hate going there hoping to get the good one and get stuck with the left overs.

That other girl joy (I think that's what she said) is no slouch tho. Cute and nice cans too, maybe 30?

[QUOTE=DomCorazon;4343957]So you made an appointment to see her? I get flack when I call there now and ask for a specific girl. I hate going there hoping to get the good one and get stuck with the left overs.[/QUOTE]

Dreamed that I went to ex and there is a new trainer. Her name is Cici and she just came. She said that she war working there before but she went to work in another state. Killer body with natural 36 D, great personality and very playful. Everything was top notch and she was joking a lot.

Took the plunge and drove an hour to get there. Busy. Mamasan said 10 minute wait, and can only do half hour. No prob, I waited in the room. 10 minutes later, this smoking hot chick comes in, tight pink dress and high heels. I skipped all the foreplay and told her what I wanted. No negotiation, went right to work. Said her name was Yumi. One word to describe her:

Delicious.

6 for hhr, . 1 CBJ with Russian, 1. 6 out the door.

I will repeat.

Good Foot Spa.

Hey fellas, I was driving thru and didn't have time to stop but noticed a "good foot spa" in the same strip mall as Yun is in. Has anyone tried?