Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

Hi, I'm interested in seeing this one. Does anyone know her?

[URL]https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/cas/d/how-about-tonight-wm/6240569728.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=VanLopez;3491684]Hi, I'm interested in seeing this one. Does anyone know her?

[URL]https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/cas/d/how-about-tonight-wm/6240569728.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Haven't seen her personally but some reviews in backpage section under Kell or Kelly. Think she stays with another provider.

Kelly is very friendly super sweet gal super skinny but all in all she's a great provider for the donation offers full menu enjoy treat her right.

[QUOTE=Hotone33;3491731]Haven't seen her personally but some reviews in backpage section under Kell or Kelly. Think she stays with another provider.[/QUOTE]Thanks, I thought she looked familiar.

[QUOTE=NiceGuy000;3490852]I'm sorry, I quoted the wrong message. CougarMan, what massage do you order for those services?

Thank you![/QUOTE]If you use her online scheduler, just choose the therapeutic massage for 60 minutes, or however long you want. After you get your time confirmed, text her to let her know you are interested in any other services she may offer, and go from there.

[QUOTE=VanLopez;3491684]Hi, I'm interested in seeing this one. Does anyone know her?

[URL]https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/cas/d/how-about-tonight-wm/6240569728.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Saw her a few times before she started advertising.

Excellent service, very good, sweet, and fun.

Safe incall.

[QUOTE=Herrgen;3491976]Saw her a few times before she started advertising.

Excellent service, very good, sweet, and fun.

Safe incall.[/QUOTE]Is this "your" Kelly?

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/1st-day-japanese-asian-full-nuru/34942763[/URL]

[QUOTE=Herrgen;3491976]Saw her a few times before she started advertising.

Excellent service, very good, sweet, and fun
Safe incall.[/QUOTE]I sent her a text and she repied she is no longer avaiable.

[QUOTE=VanLopez;3492560]I sent her a text and she repied she is no longer avaiable.[/QUOTE]How did you text her, she doesn't post her phone number? I would be interested in her # and take a shot at it. She might have been having a bad day.

Xircom.

[QUOTE=XirCom;3492600]How did you text her, she doesn't post her phone number? I would be interested in her # and take a shot at it. She might have been having a bad day.

Xircom.[/QUOTE]I found her number on a post on [URL]https://escortbabylon.net[/URL]. Her ad is still there and it states she is visiting Erin. She also has not replied to the email I sent from the craigslist post.

Was near Westland Mall and decided to check out new place across the street. [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/free-table-shower-another-gorgeous-young-girl-arrived/34620298[/URL] was met by Cocoa. Seemed very young. (Of course I am pretty old) Body was a little thick, not fat with small A's. Roaming was not a problem and she let the girls out on the flip. I paid $50 for the half hr. Massage was just OK, asked for light and that is what I got with some teasing. On the flip more teasing then to the HJ finish. $30 tip. All in all it was OK. However, I like my providers a lot older. Due to the age difference I most likely will not repeat.

Wingman.

[QUOTE=NiceGuy000;3490852]I'm sorry, I quoted the wrong message. CougarMan, what massage do you order for those services?

Thank you![/QUOTE]She quoted me prices for regular massage and then asked if I wanted anything extra that she offers a nude or lingerie massage for 130/ hr.

[QUOTE=VanLopez;3492560]I sent her a text and she repied she is no longer avaiable.[/QUOTE]She was thin when I saw her at the end of April and those pics look like she's lost an additional 15-20 lbs.

Not good IMO.

I came across another one while perusing craigslist the other day which I am interested in seeing. Her post is gone and I cannot, unfortunately, add a photo. She is a thick cute looking woman from Pontiac. She said she is 35 years old and her name may be Mary. I plan to see her sometime soon. Wondering if anyone knows her based on this description.

[QUOTE=XirCom;3492600]How did you text her, she doesn't post her phone number? I would be interested in her # and take a shot at it. She might have been having a bad day.

Xircom.[/QUOTE]She was living with her father and caring for him (as she said). Had a basement setup and had people over while he was upstairs. (odd I know) I think she got popped by LEO for something perhaps unrelated and Daddy has her phone. I called today as I had seen her once. Daddy answered and said "Not available any more."

[QUOTE=StreetLegal;3493415]She was living with her father and caring for him (as she said). Had a basement setup and had people over while he was upstairs. (odd I know) I think she got popped by LEO for something perhaps unrelated and Daddy has her phone. I called today as I had seen her once. Daddy answered and said "Not available any more."[/QUOTE]Thank you, this explains everything and saves me some grief as I was attempting to see her.

Xircom.

This is a pic of her. I like the tube TV in the background.

[QUOTE=VanLopez;3492963]I came across another one while perusing craigslist the other day which I am interested in seeing. Her post is gone and I cannot, unfortunately, add a photo. She is a thick cute looking woman from Pontiac. She said she is 35 years old and her name may be Mary. I plan to see her sometime soon. Wondering if anyone knows her based on this description.[/QUOTE]

Reporting on this one: [URL]https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/thp/d/massage-manscaping-bodyscrub/6249745158.html[/URL].

One word: No. Here's another word. Never.

Her pictures are at least 20-30 years old. At LEAST. Maybe more. I really don't want to hurt anyone's livelihood but I felt you should know. She dresses in a white medical gown, which I discovered was to hide her disgusting, food-covered clothes. She breathes heavy throughout, and not the way you'd hope, because she's so heavy. The massage was the worst I have ever had in my life. She sits through most of it (huh?) and at one point, when she got up, she fell onto me, putting all her weight on me. I asked for the massage and manscape, figuring I would at least get touched. Well, she'll grab your junk and check it out for the manscaping but don't get any ideas at all. It's all clinical and she is rough as heck. She grabs everything like she'd dealing with auto parts. My balls got roughed up so much they're in a sling. LOL She won't tolerate any talk about anything remotely off color. In the end, she declared the manscaping done and perfect and I was as hairy as when I came in.

No. No no no.

[QUOTE=Unkown1351;3491385]Any other contact info? I emailed the relaxation add on CL in Romulus and no response. Any estimate on how bit her tits are?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Did we ever get any info on this large busted provider?

Sorry it went so bad. She had been reviewed many times on here. But I have not read a review this bad. LOL.

[QUOTE=Peanuts2003;3497542]Reporting on this one: [URL]https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/thp/d/massage-manscaping-bodyscrub/6249745158.html[/URL].

One word: No. Here's another word. Never.

Her pictures are at least 20-30 years old. At LEAST. Maybe more. I really don't want to hurt anyone's livelihood but I felt you should know. She dresses in a white medical gown, which I discovered was to hide her disgusting, food-covered clothes. She breathes heavy throughout, and not the way you'd hope, because she's so heavy. The massage was the worst I have ever had in my life. She sits through most of it (huh?) and at one point, when she got up, she fell onto me, putting all her weight on me. I asked for the massage and manscape, figuring I would at least get touched. Well, she'll grab your junk and check it out for the manscaping but don't get any ideas at all. It's all clinical and she is rough as heck. She grabs everything like she'd dealing with auto parts. My balls got roughed up so much they're in a sling. LOL She won't tolerate any talk about anything remotely off color. In the end, she declared the manscaping done and perfect and I was as hairy as when I came in.

No. No no no.[/QUOTE]

So this report is not going to reveal the girl as I was asked not to share her info. For a few years as part of my routine I check the craigslist casual encounter w4 m and wm4 m sections almsot everyday. Most of the ads are spam or a joke until tonight. I was going through reading ads when I came across one in my own hometown that deff ltgtbt but it had a number encoded in the ad so I texted it. After a lengthy back and forth situation I finally got an address and was there in 20 minutes. I live in a pretty upscale area and this sort of thing does not go on very much if at all so I was skeptical. She lived in the only trailer park in the area (even upscale towns have trailer parks LOL) I was greeted by a 5 foot tall beautifully tanned curvy bombshell that was deff the pics in the ad. I would describe her as a petitie chubby but in all the right plaes she quaoted 100 hhr in her text and then asked me to bring rain gear. When I got there to my suprise the trailer was actually quite nice and had an addition and everything very clean no smoke in the air turns out its her dads place and she lives there because she lost her license, he was on vacation and she was looking for one client tonight and I was the lucky guy. This girl is deff utr I could tell, and after 30 years of mongering I trust my instincts. She said a few years back she was a dancer she is now 32 and smoking hot. As soon as we hit the bedroom she dropped my addidas shorts and began a very nice dt BJ and paid special attention to the twins. She was so hot that after a couple minutes I asked if I could eat her pussy and she said hell yah. I got to say it was a very nice pussy only smell was a slightly musty pussy smell like its supposed to be it was delish she loved it when I shoved two fingers up in there and started rubbing her g spot while I licked her clit. After she came twice she asked me to give her some cock so I went to get the swimsuit and she said no now give it to me now. I ended up fucking her raw for another half hour. It was without the best experience of my 30 years of mongering and possibly a top 3 best lays ever for me. Ill replay the heighlight reel later and rank her score then. I've already made plans to see her again before daddy is back in town. I have never seen her ad before and search of her number only turned up her fb page which was legit. Truly under the radar. I know alot of guys would want her info and I wish I could share it but at her request that's a no go. I did not write this post as a tease or to brag but rather encourage others to search for these gems, they are rare but I'm a believer now. I had all but given up and only scoured these ads for entertainment purposes for the last few years. Best night in a long time I ended up hanging out with her for another hour outside before leaving and she gave me a hug and a great dfk as I walked away.

[QUOTE=Tommy101;3506365] I did not write this post as a tease or to brag but rather encourage others to search for these gems, they are rare but I'm a believer now.[/QUOTE]Tommy, I read and enjoyed your post in the spirit in which it was written. It IS encouraging to learn that there really are gems out there. Good for you! And thanks for sharing.

[QUOTE=Tommy101;3506365]So this report is not going to reveal the girl as I was asked not to share her info. For a few years as part of my routine I check the craigslist casual encounter w4 m and wm4 m sections almsot everyday. Most of the ads are spam or a joke until tonight. I was going through reading ads when I came across one in my own hometown that deff ltgtbt but it had a number encoded in the ad so I texted it. After a lengthy back and forth situation I finally got an address and was there in 20 minutes. I live in a pretty upscale area and this sort of thing does not go on very much if at all so I was skeptical. She lived in the only trailer park in the area (even upscale towns have trailer parks LOL) I was greeted by a 5 foot tall beautifully tanned curvy bombshell that was deff the pics in the ad. I would describe her as a petitie chubby but in all the right plaes she quaoted 100 hhr in her text and then asked me to bring rain gear. When I got there to my suprise the trailer was actually quite nice and had an addition and everything very clean no smoke in the air turns out its her dads place and she lives there because she lost her license, he was on vacation and she was looking for one client tonight and I was the lucky guy. This girl is deff utr I could tell, and after 30 years of mongering I trust my instincts. She said a few years back she was a dancer she is now 32 and smoking hot. As soon as we hit the bedroom she dropped my addidas shorts and began a very nice dt BJ and paid special attention to the twins. She was so hot that after a couple minutes I asked if I could eat her pussy and she said hell yah. I got to say it was a very nice pussy only smell was a slightly musty pussy smell like its supposed to be it was delish she loved it when I shoved two fingers up in there and started rubbing her g spot while I licked her clit. After she came twice she asked me to give her some cock so I went to get the swimsuit and she said no now give it to me now. I ended up fucking her raw for another half hour. It was without the best experience of my 30 years of mongering and possibly a top 3 best lays ever for me. Ill replay the heighlight reel later and rank her score then. I've already made plans to see her again before daddy is back in town. I have never seen her ad before and search of her number only turned up her fb page which was legit. Truly under the radar. I know alot of guys would want her info and I wish I could share it but at her request that's a no go. I did not write this post as a tease or to brag but rather encourage others to search for these gems, they are rare but I'm a believer now. I had all but given up and only scoured these ads for entertainment purposes for the last few years. Best night in a long time I ended up hanging out with her for another hour outside before leaving and she gave me a hug and a great dfk as I walked away.[/QUOTE]This is Diana out towards the Utica area you speak of. She's not UTR (she's been posting almost every day for months), and while I can confirm she's a pretty good lay, she's bat shit crazy and potentially unsafe (as she offers BBFS to everyone). PM me if you need more details on that.

[QUOTE=SanityIsRealit;3506602]This is Diana out towards the Utica area you speak of. She's not UTR (she's been posting almost every day for months), and while I can confirm she's a pretty good lay, she's bat shit crazy and potentially unsafe (as she offers BBFS to everyone). PM me if you need more details on that.[/QUOTE]LOL. Nothing like a good dose of reality to start your day. 😯.

[QUOTE=SanityIsRealit;3506602]This is Diana out towards the Utica area you speak of. She's not UTR (she's been posting almost every day for months), and while I can confirm she's a pretty good lay, she's bat shit crazy and potentially unsafe (as she offers BBFS to everyone). PM me if you need more details on that.[/QUOTE]Dude you not even close to right on this one.

[QUOTE=Acoustic53;3506411]Tommy, I read and enjoyed your post in the spirit in which it was written. It IS encouraging to learn that there really are gems out there. Good for you! And thanks for sharing.[/QUOTE]Good to see someone got the spirit of the post, she truly is a unicorn. These other guys are jelous which was not the intention of my post but they are completely wrong as to who she is LOL. But thanks acoustic its nice to have someone understand.

[QUOTE=Spaguy45;3506645]LOL. Nothing like a good dose of reality to start your day. 😯.[/QUOTE]Sometimes a reality slap is needed.

So this report is not going to reveal the girl as I was asked not to share her info.

So she has an AD on Craigslist but she doesn't want you to share her info, interesting.

[QUOTE=Tommy101;3506653]Good to see someone got the spirit of the post, she truly is a unicorn. These other guys are jelous which was not the intention of my post but they are completely wrong as to who she is LOL. But thanks acoustic its nice to have someone understand.[/QUOTE]Well, then there must be a lot of middle-aged, tanned MILFs in the same area who live in a trailer park in a nicer area of town who happen to post ads on CL for the same exact donation and the same carelessness for using a condom.

In the interests of safety and communication of everyone here I would request that you PM me and we can confirm our info (as I have pics and digits as well). If this is a different woman than whom you are writing about, then I'll delete my posts. If this is the same woman, my comments still stand.

Myself (and others in here) look forward to you and I clearing this up to the benefit of the members on the board.

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Do you like one word text responses, possibly with a two worder thrown in every so often? I may have your gal. She has an Ad in CL in the creative section. She is anything but.

I scheduled once for a 30 minute get acquainted massage. Confirmed 90 minutes before. Arrive in a decent Mt. Clemens neighborhood but no one is home. She finally showed up 31 minutes late. I had gone. She apologized.

Round two, late that night. She texts me her one word "hey". Back and forth we go, after an hour or more, it's clear she has no salesmanship or personality. I agree, none-the-less, to come out at 9:00 AM This time I have a plan, I have other stops to make and more than enough time to call Kellie in SCS and see her. An amazing experience in one of the messiest places I have been. No regrets.

P.S. She told me early on, "I want to open a massage parlor". My honest assessment is she couldn't successfully open a can of soup!

[QUOTE=LuckyDude24;3513570]Do you like one word text responses, possibly with a two worder thrown in every so often? I may have your gal. She has an Ad in CL in the creative section. She is anything but.

I scheduled once for a 30 minute get acquainted massage. Confirmed 90 minutes before. Arrive in a decent Mt. Clemens neighborhood but no one is home. She finally showed up 31 minutes late. I had gone. She apologized.

Round two, late that night. She texts me her one word "hey". Back and forth we go, after an hour or more, it's clear she has no salesmanship or personality. I agree, none-the-less, to come out at 9:00 AM This time I have a plan, I have other stops to make and more than enough time to call Kellie in SCS and see her. An amazing experience in one of the messiest places I have been. No regrets.

P.S. She told me early on, "I want to open a massage parlor". My honest assessment is she couldn't successfully open a can of soup![/QUOTE]Who is kellie in SCS, does she look good, do you have contact info? I'm in SCS and would love to find a quality dependable provider near me.

[QUOTE=LuckyDude24;3513570]Do you like one word text responses, possibly with a two worder thrown in every so often? I may have your gal. She has an Ad in CL in the creative section. She is anything but.

I scheduled once for a 30 minute get acquainted massage. Confirmed 90 minutes before. Arrive in a decent Mt. Clemens neighborhood but no one is home. She finally showed up 31 minutes late. I had gone. She apologized.

Round two, late that night. She texts me her one word "hey". Back and forth we go, after an hour or more, it's clear she has no salesmanship or personality. I agree, none-the-less, to come out at 9:00 AM This time I have a plan, I have other stops to make and more than enough time to call Kellie in SCS and see her. An amazing experience in one of the messiest places I have been. No regrets.

P.S. She told me early on, "I want to open a massage parlor". My honest assessment is she couldn't successfully open a can of soup![/QUOTE]I assume this is the Kellie you speak of.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/amazing-massages-unbelievable-conclusions/28769805[/URL]

[QUOTE=Unkown1351;3491385]Any other contact info? I emailed the relaxation add on CL in Romulus and no response. Any estimate on how bit her tits are?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Was at her in call in Romulus a while back. She is by the airport in a safe neighborhood. Massage was more of a body rub with some teasing. I believe she is probably late 40's. I would estimate her breast size at 38 d. I enjoyed my time with her. Although I haven't been back, she told me more was available after we get to know each other better. I will repeat at some point however she is not very responsive to her email. It took 3 or 4 times before I got a response. I think I paid fifty for the massage and thirty tip.

Wingman.

[QUOTE=Unkown1351;3491385]Any other contact info? I emailed the relaxation add on CL in Romulus and no response. Any estimate on how bit her tits are?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=StoneMaker;3515509]I assume this is the Kellie you speak of.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/amazing-massages-unbelievable-conclusions/28769805[/URL][/QUOTE]Saw Kellie a while back. Very nice lady. I would have seen her again if she wasn't so far from me. She is on the larger side which I don't mind. Massage was a body rub with her large breasts rubbing all over me. On the flip she used them for a tease with the little guy. She had me push them together for the maximum effect. The best thing I thought was she gave an amazing BBBJ. She really knows what she is doing in that area. I will repeat at some point as I really enjoyed myself.

WM.

[QUOTE=Wingman8490;3515676]Saw Kellie a while back. Very nice lady. I would have seen her again if she wasn't so far from me. She is on the larger side which I don't mind. Massage was a body rub with her large breasts rubbing all over me. On the flip she used them for a tease with the little guy. She had me push them together for the maximum effect. The best thing I thought was she gave an amazing BBBJ. She really knows what she is doing in that area. I will repeat at some point as I really enjoyed myself.

WM.[/QUOTE]So made my way to Kellie. Surprisingly close so I made the plunge. Texting was very sporadic but considering the time it was I understood. She asked me to call when I got close, and she picked up. Went to the location, very messy, but she told me she is in transition of moving. Yes she is older, big breasts, great BBBJ. She is a talker which is cool. Never felt rushed. She knew what I wanted and vice versa so opted for a short stay. 60 $. Again not rushed. May repeat if in a pinch.

I tried searching on here for any post about her but did not find anything.

I want to see her next week, but damn her face looks like a guy. Anyone seen her?

[URL]https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/thp/d/its-time-for-your-massage/6265392605.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=DragonSnake;3516595]I tried searching on here for any post about her but did not find anything.

I want to see her next week, but damn her face looks like a guy. Anyone seen her?

[URL]https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/thp/d/its-time-for-your-massage/6265392605.html[/URL][/QUOTE]That's because it is a male. Very easy to find the fb of this person and verify.

[URL]http://www.bodyrubhistory.com/248-662-8666/?phone=2486628666&id=27624583[/URL]

[URL]http://massages4u2njoy.simdif.com[/URL]

Perhaps her name is Pat?

[QUOTE=HookerLover;3517077]That's because it is a male. Very easy to find the fb of this person and verify.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=VanLopez;3517319][URL]http://www.bodyrubhistory.com/248-662-8666/?phone=2486628666&id=27624583[/URL]

[URL]http://massages4u2njoy.simdif.com[/URL]

Perhaps her name is Pat?[/QUOTE]Thanks for that info. All the research I did on him / her was calling him / herself female and so this old fart got confused. Thanks for the help, I will passsssss on him / her.