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A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby.
The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on, eat it all up or. I'll have to give it to this nice man here."
Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Come on, honey, take it or I'll give it to this nice man here."
A few minutes later, the anxious man blurted out,
"Come on, kid, make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago!"
Difference in men and women.
I suppose when you run this sort of business in MT, you sometimes have to go on the the road to reach all those cowboys in remote ranches.
This photo brings back many memories of the young Thai ladies in the late 60's.
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex.
A friend of mine was wearing one,
When he was shot by the woman's husband.
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Monger Med-Alert Bracelet.
Where's the GPS when you need it.
I always wondered how I got here.
Darth Vader
Test Drive
Move over Harlem Shake, it's the Harlem Struggle.
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[QUOTE=Misfit; 1707966]Move over Harlem Shake, it's the Harlem Struggle.
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Misfit[/QUOTE]That is pure fuckin wild, they sure got it wow, just sayin Roush
I don't know a great deal about lifesaving, but if anyone is going to bring this guy back to life, my money is on the girl on the right.
High Standards.
An oldie, but goodie.
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[QUOTE=Richmond Fotog; 1760737]An oldie, but goodie.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TIEg0Qyevw[/url][/QUOTE]Congress: the act of sexual procreation between a man and a woman; the man's penis is inserted into the woman's vagina and excited until orgasm and ejaculation occur. Dictionary. Com
Yes, I do believe I've been there.
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I got a kick out of this one. Is it prostitution to trade ammo for sex?
WHO let these dogs out?
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Kissing problems.
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Camel Toe wallet.
I wish this were all true.
Beware of this piece of jewelry piercing! May portend bad thins to Cum.
I recently came across this in an old stack of magazines. The date of the cover couldn't have been more eerily timed, since the Clinton-Lewinsky Scandal was just beginning to break in January 1998. But the funniest part was the title of Roger Simon's piece. [ATTACH=CONFIG]343089[/ATTACH].
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Thought I'd share a joke.
Sometimes you just do not want to go there.
May all your wishes be filled with Jizz.
Cheers.
TM.
Look my jokes).
And next picture).
Had to look twice.
Trump's Presidency, so far, so good.
Rule no 1. Girls don't use the internet.
Is this a way to take a photo?
I know the feeling.
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Truer words were never spoken).