Massage Parlor Reports

This place seems like a hit or miss. A few times got lucky with younger talent but it was mechanical. 40 at door and 100 for FS.

[QUOTE=StevenFj20;3854604]I discovered this site not too long before it was down for a few weeks so my lost count is low, however I did try out BM based off a few recommendations I read previously. On the first stop I had We Ndy. She was definitely older and not really that good looking in my opinion. Bad massage but she was having a lot of fun. Before she even started the message she pulled my towel off and spanked me. After the flip she asked me how young I was. I'm 28 but I look like I'm 19 so I'm sure they're worried absout jerking off a minor or something. After I told her my age she started drawing prices on my chest and doing gestures. This was my first ever experience so I for sure probably over paid. She started me at $200 for sex but I told her I only wanted a BJ. I paid $100 (again I know it was too much), but I will say she wasn't that bad.

On my second visit I had Amy. She was a lot younger, probably late 20's maybe 30's. She was thicker and way more cute. She gave a great massage. She climbed on the table and would rub her nose on my back and breathe. It was very sensual. She did the same to me on the flip before again, asking my age. She started me at $200 for just a BJ and wouldn't budge. I got the price down and when she came back to do the job she has a pissed off face the whole time and it made it kinda unwnjoyable. I was so excited when I saw her that we were going to have fun. Has anyone else had Amy and had similar issues? Or is this just my rookie / Young looks getting in the way?

Also is there ANY chance of the mamasan getting in on the action? I think she's beautiful.


I live just a few minutes away from Ac Punc but the security guy in the parking lot throws me off. Has everyone had good experiences there?[/QUOTE]I think the security guard is for the cannabis shop next door. Doubt he cares about Acu.

[QUOTE=JoeCartoon22;3855049]This place seems like a hit or miss. A few times got lucky with younger talent but it was mechanical. 40 at door and 100 for FS.[/QUOTE]The foot spa place or the acupuncture place?

Visited po early yesterday. Been there once before so I used the back entrance, upon entrance I saw a taller maybe late 30's-early 40's lady near the back (Ann? I think is what they said her name was) walked to the front and talked to mama told her I was there for an hour. Asked for the tall one but they said she had an appt. Got stuck with The old lady with glasses. Massage was good but no extras offered even when I asked for my ending.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;3855612]The foot spa place or the acupuncture place?[/QUOTE]The one by the rite aid.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;3855603]I think the security guard is for the cannabis shop next door. Doubt he cares about Acu.[/QUOTE]You got hosed by pricing on BM. Shouldn't cost 200 for FS. 120 is usually where I end up at.

[QUOTE=MrSixty;3847018]Blue Moon Relax Spa on Balboa is $25/ half hour, but you will pay $20 more in tips than the going rates. (i.e., $80/$120, instead of $60/$100)[/QUOTE]So this place does BJ / FS?

[QUOTE=CGFitness;3863139]So this place does BJ / FS?[/QUOTE]The two times I went they offered full menu.

Friday 5 pm, hit up the Pho spot. Was greeted by Yoyo, asked for Lisa after hearing good things. Apparently she stopped working there over a year ago. I asked for H / H and was charged 25, paid with a Hondo and was given change. The massage was not great with no teasing, but on the flip Yoyo didn't hesitate to start negotiations. I opened for standard 40 HE, she was pressing for FS, we ended up at 75 (my change) for BBBJ. She seemed like she usually requires more. BBBJ was good but didn't too much time on it and opted to try and manually finish. I agree with other posters about her laying on the eagerness a bit thick, she said "I love sex", and next time FS. Will probably repeat, but not a legendary experience.

[QUOTE=GanjaMonger;3846966]I got another report for you all. These are from visits the last couple months. Probably a May and a June visit. Standard hour long for 50 if I recall. This one I wanted to try for a little while and finally got around to it and I'm glad I did. The first time I went it was a woman named Candy. Middle aged but the massage was fantastic. She really got in there and worked out the kinks and the neck and shoulder pain I've been having. She was good looking and had a nice rack and was wearing some nice tight leggings and let me have at her assets. When there was near my head I reached up and got a nice firm grip of the booty. She seemed to enjoy it, or at the very least didn't avoid it. I even got some nice handfuls of some really nice and plump lips through the leggings. Once she knew what I enjoyed she seemed to focus her attention down there with more sensuality and the gliding of fingertips along the sensitive spots. She gave an amazing massage and an even better teasing than my usual go to spots. So on the flip I was good to go and she did some amazing slow and steady work until release. She went in and around all the right spots and really took her time. I didn't go under the clothes but was allowed to roam free. I want to get a look at the goods she was packing under the sweater she was wearing though.

I went again a few weeks later hoping for candy. I didn't get her but I did get another decent massage I can't for the life of me remember her name at this moment. She was also a middle aged decent looking lady. The massage was good, not as good as candys and everything else was mediocre. Not extremely memorable to be honest. There was a little too much pressure and not a whole lot of teasing. Maybe it was a chemistry thing but it was much more mechanical. Even on the flip it got the job done but I ended up not going back afterwards. Went to my usual spot and ended up at acupressure in my previous post.

Happy hunting everyone.[/QUOTE]I pass this spot every so often and figured what the hell, why not, last night. I get dealt a very lean, older asian mom. Not much of a looker, but she's a nice woman with strong hands, good technique. Opted for the 50/ hr so my back felt great after. She's sweet and kept saying "you handsome, you so handsome" haha. If you're going to tell me that I'm going to massage those lean legs and slip a finger up under your short-shorts to tease and finger your tight little pussy. Zero complaints from mama, only giggles and oh's. After the flip she did not even hesitate, long slow strong wank while lightly working a well lubed shallow prostate massage. She enjoyed a steady clit massage the whole while she worked me to a thrusting geyser. Solid relaxation was enjoyed by all. Was worth the 50/40 imo.

Now, the funny part! Not 2 minutes after completeing this whole dance above, some guy (one of you?! Haha) comes storming out of another room into the hall blustering "OMG that was the worst massage, OMG THE WORST massage. NO HAPPY ENDING, NO happy ending!" Repeats it all the way down the hall out the front door. I was fucking cracking up. What the hell did that guy do?? Those girls are milkers all day long. Just another day in the sfv, go get some.

I've been wanting to try this place. It's the one on vanowen in Reseda. Has anyone been here recently?

Anyone got any intel on this spot? Saw an ad on bedpage. They say they have latinas. I'm curious.

Checked this out by the donut shop. You know they were down the moment you walked in. $40 for hr and $60 for BJ. I asked for BBBJ but she wasn't in for it. Lady was the usual early / mid 40's Chinese. Not bad if you are in the area and had an itch.

[QUOTE=GanjaMonger;3884030]Anyone got any intel on this spot? Saw an ad on bedpage. They say they have latinas. I'm curious.[/QUOTE]Went twice. First time provider was amazing, under 30, gorgeous. Second time, provider was so-so MILF. Definitely worth checking out, but maybe ask for a lineup or be prepared to bail.

DO NOT ask for or talk about a massage. They do not have a massage license. It is aromatherapy only. Click on my name and see my previous post for how to do this right so you don't get shut down.

[QUOTE=GanjaMonger;3883902]I've been wanting to try this place. It's the one on vanowen in Reseda. Has anyone been here recently?[/QUOTE]I've been twice (both times in late 2016):

Both times- 60/ hr You can relax in the hot tub or steam room (Can't remember if they have a dry heat room) before and after. A locker is provided (you supply the combo) and robe and sandals. They give about 10-15 minutes to soak before your provider comes back to collect you. Follow her up the stairs to a clean massage room. There is a small window in the door, but no one seems bothered by it.

First time- Massage was great, and provider was cool with my leg thigh carrress. A very good finish. . 5 tip.

Second time- massage was ok / legit. Provider spent the whole time talking / asking if I knew anything about publishing as she was trying to get her manuscript out. Tip. 1.

I've not been back since.

100% legit. The place is a little run down with GILF masseuse and no HE.

[QUOTE=GanjaMonger;3883902]I've been wanting to try this place. It's the one on vanowen in Reseda. Has anyone been here recently?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JoeCartoon22;3884215]Checked this out by the donut shop. You know they were down the moment you walked in. $40 for hr and $60 for BJ. I asked for BBBJ but she wasn't in for it. Lady was the usual early / mid 40's Chinese. Not bad if you are in the area and had an itch.[/QUOTE]I searched for KY Massage within 30 miles of North Hollywood, and got zero results on two sites. Anyone know where this might be?

[QUOTE=MrSixty;3885391]I searched for KY Massage within 30 miles of North Hollywood, and got zero results on two sites. Anyone know where this might be?[/QUOTE]Corner of Reseda and Napa from what I found. I could be wrong though.

[QUOTE=MrSixty;3885391]I searched for KY Massage within 30 miles of North Hollywood, and got zero results on two sites. Anyone know where this might be?[/QUOTE]I'm sure he is referring to K&why massage 8558 Reseda Blvd at Napa. There is a Fosters Donuts right next door. You can get a cream filled there, then pop next door and have your cream sucked right out. Win / win methinks.

Thanks for the intel MrSixty and PlayerN818.

I will try Bally and looks like VDS should be avoided.

I been wanting something new so I rolled the dice and tried Venus massage near Albertsons. Strictly legit. Although she really teased me and at one point got me pitched up but didn't do anything. She is a master of the blue man group. In the end 40 for the hr and out of there with an extra 5 for her attention to detail.

On my way home I saw Evergreen over near winnetka on saticoy. I might try them today. Anyone been there yet?

It's in Northridge on Reseda Blvd at 8558 next to Foster Donut.

[QUOTE=MrSixty;3885391]I searched for KY Massage within 30 miles of North Hollywood, and got zero results on two sites. Anyone know where this might be?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DayDreamerLoco;3885858]It's in Northridge on Reseda Blvd at 8558 next to Foster Donut.[/QUOTE]Mucho thanks.

Hello,

Is there any MP that offers greek and / or prostate play?

[QUOTE=GanjaMonger;3883902]I've been wanting to try this place. It's the one on vanowen in Reseda. Has anyone been here recently?[/QUOTE]HE, BBBJ if you're lucky.

Get the table scrub first.

[QUOTE=HunterOfAss;3886370]Hello,

Is there any MP that offers greek and / or prostate play?[/QUOTE]Only place that I know of (and have visited) that is consistently reliable for prostate massage is Starlight in Camarillo, right off the 101. Older providers, but the one that does the massage is very good.

I didn't have a lot of time and this spot is close to my house. I've been here years ago. And although it wasn't incredible. I figured because of the HE in the past that it would be a sure thing. Provider was wearing scrubs. That should have been my first sign. But she was very smiley and was pretty sensual. But the towel stayed covering me while I layed down. The massage was great. It was very relaxing and deep tissue. But strictly legit. Even at the end on the flip she asked if I'd been there, I said yes. She allowed my hands to roam, touch her booty. She didn't resist. I thought we were headed in the right direction. She was smiling at me. Rubbing my chest and stomach. She started to really turn me on but never continued. Another case of the blues. Friday will be my day, I got time to go to one of the old trusty's.

Wow this is really YMMV. My friend and I (on separate occasions) got legit only. That was early this year. Maybe things changed?

[QUOTE=Leche;3887550]HE, BBBJ if you're lucky.

Get the table scrub first.[/QUOTE]

Went for 30 min with table shower. 4 .

Provider was middle aged asian lady. Not ugly but not super hot either.

Massage was mostly a rub with baby oil. Didn't let me touch her.

Table shower was a rub down with some moisturizing body wash or something.

Didn't want to do anything with me but let me jack off with the body wash while she pressed a bit on my sack where you can feel the prostate a bit.

Asked for tip after. Gave a 20 $ because it was the smallest bill I had even though I don't think she deserved it.

[QUOTE=Kampfire;3873580]I pass this spot every so often and figured what the hell, why not, last night. I get dealt a very lean, older asian mom. Not much of a looker, but she's a nice woman with strong hands, good technique. Opted for the 50/ hr so my back felt great after. She's sweet and kept saying "you handsome, you so handsome" haha. If you're going to tell me that I'm going to massage those lean legs and slip a finger up under your short-shorts to tease and finger your tight little pussy. Zero complaints from mama, only giggles and oh's. After the flip she did not even hesitate, long slow strong wank while lightly working a well lubed shallow prostate massage. She enjoyed a steady clit massage the whole while she worked me to a thrusting geyser. Solid relaxation was enjoyed by all. Was worth the 50/40 imo.

Now, the funny part! Not 2 minutes after completeing this whole dance above, some guy (one of you?! Haha) comes storming out of another room into the hall blustering "OMG that was the worst massage, OMG THE WORST massage. NO HAPPY ENDING, NO happy ending!" Repeats it all the way down the hall out the front door. I was fucking cracking up. What the hell did that guy do?? Those girls are milkers all day long. Just another day in the sfv, go get some.[/QUOTE]Just to confirm is this place called Reela Relax?

This place wasn't on fallbrook. It's the one in the small shopping center on woodlake near the little grocery store.

[QUOTE=GanjaMonger;3888087]I didn't have a lot of time and this spot is close to my house. I've been here years ago. And although it wasn't incredible. I figured because of the HE in the past that it would be a sure thing. Provider was wearing scrubs. That should have been my first sign. But she was very smiley and was pretty sensual. But the towel stayed covering me while I layed down. The massage was great. It was very relaxing and deep tissue. But strictly legit. Even at the end on the flip she asked if I'd been there, I said yes. She allowed my hands to roam, touch her booty. She didn't resist. I thought we were headed in the right direction. She was smiling at me. Rubbing my chest and stomach. She started to really turn me on but never continued. Another case of the blues. Friday will be my day, I got time to go to one of the old trusty's.[/QUOTE]

Went to this place that was upstairs. Looked shady / dirty enough to be HE spot. It was. Girls seem younger than the usual mid 40's asians. No FS just HE. Not bad but wished they had a bit more.

[QUOTE=HunterOfAss;3888845]Just to confirm is this place called Reela Relax?[/QUOTE]No, this place is the next shop north on the same side of the street.

[QUOTE=Kampfire;3889808]No, this place is the next shop north on the same side of the street.[/QUOTE]I tried that shop a few months ago (was going to reela, but they weren't open for some reason). Got a very legit massage from a younger girl with a nice rack and serious RBF. YMMV indeed.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;3890725]I tried that shop a few months ago (was going to reela, but they weren't open for some reason). Got a very legit massage from a younger girl with a nice rack and serious RBF. YMMV indeed.[/QUOTE]This makes me sad. Do you recall the day of the week that visit was, or her name? PM if need be.

[QUOTE=JoeCartoon22;3884215]Checked this out by the donut shop. You know they were down the moment you walked in. $40 for hr and $60 for BJ. I asked for BBBJ but she wasn't in for it. Lady was the usual early / mid 40's Chinese. Not bad if you are in the area and had an itch.[/QUOTE]So I decided to stop by. I was running a bit late from errands I was running, and had very limited time. As I parked, a big bruiser of a guy, maybe 6'6", got out of the car next to mine and walked straight in. I waited a couple of minutes and walked in. After a moment, MMS greeted me at the counter. She was a snaggle-toothed old lady, face caked with makeup, who spoke zero English. She flirted with me, through gesture, giggled, and indicated I needed to wait 30 minutes in the lobby. Uh, no thanks. I'm not waiting a half hour so I can get sloppy seconds after some behemoth has had his way. So I left, with no time to regroup and go elsewhere.

8817 comes up a bit in some of the new rub search sites, but has a low score on MPR. Anyone try it?

[QUOTE=Kampfire;3891131]This makes me sad. Do you recall the day of the week that visit was, or her name? PM if need be.[/QUOTE]Naw. Reason I stopped in (aside from Reela being locked up) was I remember good reviews on here. Got a good massage tho.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;3888051]Only place that I know of (and have visited) that is consistently reliable for prostate massage is Starlight in Camarillo, right off the 101. Older providers, but the one that does the massage is very good.[/QUOTE](Many of the thai places in the valley does prostate))))))).

Went to a couple recently.

Kanok. In studio city. Was understaffed, had only one Asian girl wearing scrubs. I talked to the gentleman who was waiting at the lobby and he said he was a regular but was disappointed recently.

I could not stay. So I left.

Athena. Around riverside and lankershim. Good experience. The girl who welcomed me in was sweet, place was tidy and a slightly older (40's maybe) Chinese woman. Anna - gave a decent massage and attempted a HE.

U-Spa. Oxnard and Vineland. Bad experience. The proprietor (Asian woman in her 50's or so) took $140 for non-happening HE.

My best so far have been the one next to Exotic Thai restaurant opp to El Super on Sherman Way. No FS but great place and 'Patti' had been extremely nice and cooperative.

[QUOTE=ClockWorkLemon;3848968]Has any one been to Health__care Therpy Cent in NoHo?

It is on vine_1 and and Ox nard in NoHo. Do they provide?

I mostly hit po but wondering about other establishments.

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Went this weekend. Massive miscommunication. I was adjusting the towel on me, and she stopped the caressing and started mumbling questions to me which I did not understand at all. I had a tough time telling her to continue doing whatever she was doing to no avail. I just left after some time. 100 for the promised non happening HE and 40 for massage (which was 5 minutes long).

Though they had a younger girl who looked more Hispanic than Asian who came out to say buh-bye in the end.

Place in the same strip mall as the munch box. Gal in the foot massage place that will will let you munch.