Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Pluto2;2531362]Always interesting to read the reports.

Keep in mind that LEO and various do gooders also read these reports.[/QUOTE]Don't be under any illusion that LEO doesn't know what is going on there. There is no way they have survived all these years, with all these reports without locals LEO's knowledge.

My theory is that because they always keep it low key, don't promise anything, and quickly stop anyone who goes beyond the rules local doesn't see any real problem. Live and let live.

This is partly based on how many people here have posted over the years that they went for their first time, but couldn't even find the place. Also the fact that the ladies act and look more like professional business women then professional women. If you didn't know and were just driving by you would think it was just another local business. not one hint on the exterior that it is anything more.

The real danger comes form the do gooders who go on a crusade. That coupled with local crook, I mean politician looking to make a name, that would be the biggest danger.

[QUOTE=Xxofe;2531771]Don't be under any illusion that LEO doesn't know what is going on there. There is no way they have survived all these years, with all these reports without locals LEO's knowledge.

My theory is that because they always keep it low key, don't promise anything, and quickly stop anyone who goes beyond the rules local doesn't see any real problem. Live and let live.

This is partly based on how many people here have posted over the years that they went for their first time, but couldn't even find the place. Also the fact that the ladies act and look more like professional business women then professional women. If you didn't know and were just driving by you would think it was just another local business. not one hint on the exterior that it is anything more.

The real danger comes form the do gooders who go on a crusade. That coupled with local crook, I mean politician looking to make a name, that would be the biggest danger.[/QUOTE]I agree. I would find it extremely difficult to believe after all of these years that the powers that be are unaware of some of the local businesses. This is a small town that probably has an understanding of what will and will not be tolerated. I'm sure the benefits they bring outweigh the costs. Remember Belvidere is a small town near the highway- not a thriving city like Chicago- although Chicago's finances are another issue entirely. Any business which brings in added revenue for the town helps the bottom line. Getting massages, grabbing a bite to eat at the local restaurant, grabbing a beverage, etc. - all of that helps pay for teachers, firefighters, roads, etc. And keep property taxes lower for the locals. It's too bad other towns / cities are not as understanding with their businesses and customers.

If you enjoy rimming or any play back there, a great signal is to keep the entire area fully trimmed and clean as a whistle. I've gotten some amazing work done from AMP gals just by keeping trim and clean down there. Shower and scrub carefully so that area is a pleasant place to be, it shows them you're thinking of them AND sends a message to what you like at the same time. You are more likely to get more than you hoped for. Great advice!

[QUOTE=Wenger;2522247]Great info, thanks. Especially the part about washing your balls and ass. I've had providers tell me how much they appreciate it as compared to some guys who don't and just stink. I've always found that a clean ass makes for better service.

-w.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=IlDiavolo;2532237]If you enjoy rimming or any play back there, a great signal is to keep the entire area fully trimmed and clean as a whistle. I've gotten some amazing work done from AMP gals just by keeping trim and clean down there. Shower and scrub carefully so that area is a pleasant place to be, it shows them you're thinking of them AND sends a message to what you like at the same time. You are more likely to get more than you hoped for. Great advice![/QUOTE][URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TiJNewpCnY[/URL]

Some time ago, I went in there and it was definitely nasty. Guess I'll have to stop by. Could you PM me the "rules" or are they just similar to ERS?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Modena006;2531704]After playing a round of golf and being fairly close to Belvidere I tried my luck to see if CLV was open. It was open until 2:00 and my all time favorite Jennah was working. Made an appointment and Jennah gave a great massage within the rules as always. There is new management in place with a new attitude. The old CLV is gone with a new fresher look is in place. After my appointment with Jennah I noticed Angela, ex -ERS, was working there. Also in agreement with Respect the ladies and they will respect you.[/QUOTE]

I work out and need a good massage because (like most of us) I'm not getting any younger.

I realize these places are inconsistent with personnel. However, when it was "Happy Feet" they hit all the right spots, warm oil, clean towels and I felt good coming out of there.

Went in there yesterday and it was just plain bad.

Need some guidance to where to go. Any suggestions?

Krlj918.

[QUOTE=Krlj918;2537184]Some time ago, I went in there and it was definitely nasty. Guess I'll have to stop by. Could you PM me the "rules" or are they just similar to ERS?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]They are remodeling and cleaning up the place. It is brighter and cleaner. They still have the old showers in the rooms but I was told that new ones will be installed. New younger management and they are making changes. They have the same rules as ERS. I like ERS and CLV but think CLV is underappreciated.

[QUOTE=HomeSlice;2537118][URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TiJNewpCnY[/URL][/QUOTE]Shaving that area even with a safety razor is silly and not necessary. I humbly submit the Phillips BG2040 "all over body" electric razor. Hundreds of trims down to the very skin and seldom a nick, cut, or even irritation. Does a fantastic job of a nice close trim without any real risk. I use a shave gel with it, which gets you an even smoother finish and less risk of nicks / irritation.

Note: the first time you shave this area, it's going to get a little bit irritated, no matter what you do. But, if you go at it once every two weeks or so, your skin gets acclimated to it. Will probably never grow hair down there ever again, way more comfortable this way.

Would like a nice place to get a good rub down and happy ending in Rockford belvedere area I've only heard of two places in belvedere is one better than other just need a little advice please help.

Which place in Belvedere is better clv or ers??

Anybody have a recommendation of a busty blonde at clv?

[QUOTE=MassagerMan;2538319]Would like a nice place to get a good rub down and happy ending in Rockford belvedere area I've only heard of two places in belvedere is one better than other just need a little advice please help.[/QUOTE]RTFF. Everything you are asking is right here on the site.

Your lack of posts will make people leary to answer.

You should read the forum, hit a place, then share your experience in a way similar to the other reports. It will help build trust.

[QUOTE=IlDiavolo;2537522]Shaving that area even with a safety razor is silly and not necessary. I humbly submit the Phillips BG2040 "all over body" electric razor. Hundreds of trims down to the very skin and seldom a nick, cut, or even irritation. Does a fantastic job of a nice close trim without any real risk. I use a shave gel with it, which gets you an even smoother finish and less risk of nicks / irritation.

Note: the first time you shave this area, it's going to get a little bit irritated, no matter what you do. But, if you go at it once every two weeks or so, your skin gets acclimated to it. Will probably never grow hair down there ever again, way more comfortable this way.[/QUOTE]To each. I have been razor shaving for years and never had a nick.

Best to do what you feel most comfortable with.

[QUOTE=HomeSlice;2538577]To each. I have been razor shaving for years and never had a nick.

Best to do what you feel most comfortable with.[/QUOTE]Yes, to each his own, and I have to hand it to you, you have a steadier hand and a lot more confidence in yourself than I do!

LOL!

[QUOTE=MassagerMan;2538319]Would like a nice place to get a good rub down and happy ending in Rockford belvedere area I've only heard of two places in belvedere is one better than other just need a little advice please help.[/QUOTE]Look one page back in this thread.