Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=AFellowMonger;5203044]I decided to return to Tallahassee Massage Salon (Monroe next to the nail bar) a couple weeks ago after a very lackluster experience a few years ago. Upon entering I spoke to a very petite lady who's name I didn't catch. Late 30's-mid 40's if I had to guess. English was so so but it was clear she would give a fun massage. Upon entering the room she asked me to wait 10-15 minutes, which was annoying but tolerable. Some time later, a different lady entered the room who called herself Sophia. She began the massage and quickly made it clear she was not offering any additional services. The upside: the massage was fantastic. Now for the interesting part: near the end of the session, the petite lady reentered the room and took over. What resulted was pretty standard L1 with some OTC roaming, but it got the job done. Overall, the experience was good, and I'll keep them in mind for a future visit. Stay safe everyone.

AFM.[/QUOTE]I prefer the one in the next door.

Hi, everyone. I have come across a disclaimer on a few of the reviews saying that your experience may vary. I think most know this, but for those who don't. Lend me your ear. Guys, these are the "must do's" to make your massage therapist happy. You must shave your lawn. You must be clean everywhere. You should have absolutely zero body odor. Yes, that means you must clean the inside and outside of your butt with a wash cloth. Use deodorant, not only under your arms, but use a mild deodorant on the crack of your a- Wash your balls with a wash cloth; at least 10 strokes on each part covering your whole area. Wash your d- Wash your hair. Clean everything. Brush your teeth. Floss your teeth. Use mouthwash. If that doesn't work and you still have breath from hell, use a dental probiotic (pills to put the right bacteria in your mouth so it doesn't stink). Bathe daily so nothing lingers. If someone is getting a whiff of something, that means you are not clean in more than one way. Clean your back. If you don't have a scrub brush for your back, use a large cloth. Put one end in one hand and the other end in the other hand. Slide / scrub it across your whole back and back side using your preferred body wash or soap. Clean your ears, your underarms. You get the point. Just be clean all over. Clean / scrub your entire body from head to toe. Keep your fingernails cut and clean. Wash your hands. Remember, if you have any odor, repeat all of these steps. If that fails, go to the doctor. Don't run the massage therapists away to other places. Be clean and nice, and make them happy. We as Tally men should have a good reputation for cleanliness. Stop slipping on your hygiene. Thank me later for the information.

Went down there to see who was new. The regular oldie opened the door. On two prior occasions I just walked out. This time I asked who was new. One called CC showed up. She was busy with another customer and gently prodded me to stay as she will be free soon. About 10 mts later, she apologized for the delay and gave me one of. The best experiences for $. And promised me the next time it will be a better experience. I was simply blown by the experience I had. So can't wait to find out what it will be next time. I think I have seen her before. But can't say it was at the same place.

[QUOTE=TwoFourTheTeam;5213063]Hi, everyone. I have come across a disclaimer on a few of the reviews saying that your experience may vary. I think most know this, but for those who don't. Lend me your ear. Guys, these are the "must do's" to make your massage therapist happy. You must shave your lawn. You must be clean everywhere. You should have absolutely zero body odor. Yes, that means you must clean the inside and outside of your butt with a wash cloth. Use deodorant, not only under your arms, but use a mild deodorant on the crack of your a- Wash your balls with a wash cloth; at least 10 strokes on each part covering your whole area. Wash your d- Wash your hair. Clean everything. Brush your teeth. Floss your teeth. Use mouthwash. If that doesn't work and you still have breath from hell, use a dental probiotic (pills to put the right bacteria in your mouth so it doesn't stink). Bathe daily so nothing lingers. If someone is getting a whiff of something, that means you are not clean in more than one way. Clean your back. If you don't have a scrub brush for your back, use a large cloth. Put one end in one hand and the other end in the other hand. Slide / scrub it across your whole back and back side using your preferred body wash or soap. Clean your ears, your underarms. You get the point. Just be clean all over. Clean / scrub your entire body from head to toe. Keep your fingernails cut and clean. Wash your hands. Remember, if you have any odor, repeat all of these steps. If that fails, go to the doctor. Don't run the massage therapists away to other places. Be clean and nice, and make them happy. We as Tally men should have a good reputation for cleanliness. Stop slipping on your hygiene. Thank me later for the information.[/QUOTE]Welcome to the Forum- I must say for a first post that this comes out of nowhere. Are working for one of our favorites or have one of the girls complained to you?

Hi guys,

Forgot to mention tongue scraping and toenails, but you already know it. I am so glad that the information helped you to make your therapist happy.

At Overthought. Thanks for the welcome. Not quite ready to let the cat out of the bag. (no pun intended) Let's keep it a mystery for now. Thanks for understanding.

Hey all, forgive me I'm new to the scene.

Visited dream on Monroe for the first time, $60/ hr then was asked for $60 in tip.

As I wasn't sure what's low or high I paid it, didn't want to be rude.

What is a fair and typical price / tip for services?

Thanks guys.

[QUOTE=Demonem;5230945]Hey all, forgive me I'm new to the scene.

Visited dream on Monroe for the first time, $60/ hr then was asked for $60 in tip.

As I wasn't sure what's low or high I paid it, didn't want to be rude.

What is a fair and typical price / tip for services?

Thanks guys.[/QUOTE]Depends on what you got as service. It can range from $40 to $1. 2 depending on your negotiations for what you want as service.

[QUOTE=Demonem;5230945]Hey all, forgive me I'm new to the scene.

Visited dream on Monroe for the first time, $60/ hr then was asked for $60 in tip.

As I wasn't sure what's low or high I paid it, didn't want to be rude.

What is a fair and typical price / tip for services?

Thanks guys.[/QUOTE]40-60 is about average in my opinion for a handshake without any extra but that's just my experience.

Just prefer American Spas over AMPs.

[QUOTE=Vick1957;5233584]Just prefer American Spas over AMPs.[/QUOTE]I been to a couple with no luck, totally legit. There use to be some independents that worked out of an office but they have since moved on. But not sure that is the "spa" like experience your looking for.

Hello. In addition to Rose and Dream Spa, are there any other AMP's that offer explosively great experiences in Tally? Thanks for your help!

[QUOTE=Jgar489;5234386]Hello. In addition to Rose and Dream Spa, are there any other AMP's that offer explosively great experiences in Tally? Thanks for your help![/QUOTE]Almost all the AMP's except the one in Lake Jackson court. I think that's the name. The one next to DMV office. YMMV. Depending on who you see at the AMP.

[QUOTE=Jgar489;5234386]Hello. In addition to Rose and Dream Spa, are there any other AMP's that offer explosively great experiences in Tally? Thanks for your help![/QUOTE]Was looking for couple's massages with explosion. Did not make that clear!

[QUOTE=Jgar489;5241512]Was looking for couple's massages with explosion. Did not make that clear![/QUOTE]The AMP next to the lube place off Thomasville suggested that I try 4 hands massage on my last visit. Might be you could try them and see if they do it for a. Couple. The rest of the places you might have to find out personally. I have never asked for it personally.

[QUOTE=KinkyMat;5244469]The AMP next to the lube place off Thomasville suggested that I try 4 hands massage on my last visit. Might be you could try them and see if they do it for a. Couple. The rest of the places you might have to find out personally. I have never asked for it personally.[/QUOTE]What's the name of that one?