Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Friendlylurker; 1212212]Well I bucked up and went back to the Bird just after they opened on Tuesday and it was surprising. I walk in thinking there will be somebody else in there, the whole hour + I was there only one other guy showed up so it was great in my mind anyway. Synn approached me as soon as I sat down and I was happy she did. I give her a 8 for overall appearance (9 face. 10 rack. 10 body. 8 for the caboose, thus bringing the score down to an 8. I have a system) and a 10 for service.

Right away she sits on my lap and we just chatted forever. I'm usually an in and out get my shit done and get far from there sort of monger, but with nobody else there I figured I could break out of my comfort zone. I went ahead and bought her a drink since reading about the quota, are all drinks for the girls 15 or do you just have to ask for a 10 drink for them? Anyway, we talked for a good 30-45 minutes before she asked if I wanted a lap dance. After 45 minutes of her keeping her hands busy (and the waitress too at one point. Very friendly girls right at the start of the day LOL) I happily obliged and she got to work. I already had the VIP room in mind and since Sinn is a) stunning and be) the only girl that was even there the whole time, I knew what I had in mind. She did the sell though anyway, keeping my full attention and giving me some peeks trying to lure me into VIP. After one dance and a promise of full satisfaction we headed over to the VIP booth.

Synn gives me a great nude dance for starters and after the first song has a 'surprise' for me. Slaps on a raincoat and gets to work with a nice CBJ. Lots of flirting and teasing later I thought she hopped on and I was in another world of awe since I had not expected that. After a couple minute I realized she was using her hand and kitty as a virtual v or something, I don't know the lingo for that sorry. I'm still pretty sure it was full on to start but after someone walked by I saw and felt her hand so who knows. Doesn't even matter as that girl is awesome crazy! I finally found my match for pounding it out as she got wild with it and fast as hell. I fought back though like a true trooper and almost felt like I was competing so I got equally agressive and she just turned it up another notch, very impressive to me. She kept switching from TF, CBJ, HJ, and the fake kitty thing, TF being my favorite by far with those firm bolt-ons.

The last song starts and she lets me know ahead of time, I timed it out perfect and had the best experience of my short mongering lifetime. She zipped me up and instructed me on properly tossing the evidence, then came the embarassing part, for me anyway. We talk money and here I am thinking, $.60 is rough but well worth it and she then mentions usually people tip double the VIP charge. I must have looked like a fat kid on salad lunch day because I hadn't even thought to bring extra for a tip, but at least had. 40 to give her. She said that was fine because I was cute but boy did I feel like crap. Is. 40 a decent tip for brief CG then Handgina (?) the rest of the time? I'd deffinitely go back for her but not if it's going to be a $$$$+ trip LOL. I still am dying to try out Melody in VIP too but if it really is expected to tip at least $ I am probably out of luck in the VIP club. [/QUOTE]That was cool but I think way too expensive.

[QUOTE=Friendlylurker; 1212212]Well I bucked up and went back to the Bird just after they opened on Tuesday and it was surprising. I walk in thinking there will be somebody else in there, the whole hour + I was there only one other guy showed up so it was great in my mind anyway. Synn approached me as soon as I sat down and I was happy she did. I give her a 8 for overall appearance (9 face. 10 rack. 10 body. 8 for the caboose, thus bringing the score down to an 8. I have a system) and a 10 for service.

Right away she sits on my lap and we just chatted forever. I'm usually an in and out get my shit done and get far from there sort of monger, but with nobody else there I figured I could break out of my comfort zone. I went ahead and bought her a drink since reading about the quota, are all drinks for the girls 15 or do you just have to ask for a 10 drink for them? Anyway, we talked for a good 30-45 minutes before she asked if I wanted a lap dance. After 45 minutes of her keeping her hands busy (and the waitress too at one point. Very friendly girls right at the start of the day LOL) I happily obliged and she got to work. I already had the VIP room in mind and since Sinn is a) stunning and be) the only girl that was even there the whole time, I knew what I had in mind. She did the sell though anyway, keeping my full attention and giving me some peeks trying to lure me into VIP. After one dance and a promise of full satisfaction we headed over to the VIP booth.

Synn gives me a great nude dance for starters and after the first song has a 'surprise' for me. Slaps on a raincoat and gets to work with a nice CBJ. Lots of flirting and teasing later I thought she hopped on and I was in another world of awe since I had not expected that. After a couple minute I realized she was using her hand and kitty as a virtual v or something, I don't know the lingo for that sorry. I'm still pretty sure it was full on to start but after someone walked by I saw and felt her hand so who knows. Doesn't even matter as that girl is awesome crazy! I finally found my match for pounding it out as she got wild with it and fast as hell. I fought back though like a true trooper and almost felt like I was competing so I got equally agressive and she just turned it up another notch, very impressive to me. She kept switching from TF, CBJ, HJ, and the fake kitty thing, TF being my favorite by far with those firm bolt-ons.

The last song starts and she lets me know ahead of time, I timed it out perfect and had the best experience of my short mongering lifetime. She zipped me up and instructed me on properly tossing the evidence, then came the embarassing part, for me anyway. We talk money and here I am thinking, $.60 is rough but well worth it and she then mentions usually people tip double the VIP charge. I must have looked like a fat kid on salad lunch day because I hadn't even thought to bring extra for a tip, but at least had. 40 to give her. She said that was fine because I was cute but boy did I feel like crap. Is. 40 a decent tip for brief CG then Handgina (?) the rest of the time? I'd deffinitely go back for her but not if it's going to be a $$$$+ trip LOL. I still am dying to try out Melody in VIP too but if it really is expected to tip at least $ I am probably out of luck in the VIP club.[/QUOTE]Dude you got robbed. $.60 for a 4-5 song max? Most mongers here don't pay more then 120 max for FS. She hustled you for the extra "tip" There isn't a "double the VIP charge" either. Live and learn dude. $.60 is usually reserve for MPs.

[QUOTE=Friendlylurker; 1207593]Stopped by the bird last night, not too bad besides the waitress hawking the girls as they approach you. Missed a dance with luscious (?) Because of the hustle but got Mel*why a little later and it was great. Not sure on the protocol there but she was being great with her mouth through the jeans, but $.50 was a bit steep for VIP. Not going to lie though I might go back next payday because she was a 10 in my book, nice bolt-ons, tight body and fun to talk to.

Any tips for a strip club newb? I do read the thread but still not comfortable in clubs vs my usual mp trips and I've been burned by places like DejaVu so I usually keep my hands to the side and enjoy the ride.[/QUOTE]FS is available behind the curtain, but for the price you'd be better off doing in call with a regular working girl and not be rushed to finish during 12 minutes of song.

I was cruising hrb blvd and stopped by, they were running a good special. 4 full songs for. 20, not bad, Carly does a good job, that chic used to work at the seventh veil in Hollywood.

Quota rules at the bird.

If a guy buys a drink, its $15 or $10 (usually $15)

If a girl does not get the quota, she needs to pay $5 for each drink that she didn't get at the end of the night.

Its a scam, do not be an idiot.

Last Sunday I stopped by the club to see if Angel was working, yeah, she was there, blonde, skinny and does amazing dances last week she let me touch all over it was good the special 3 songs for. 20, I thought on Sunday was going to be the same but it wasn't, I mean, it was good but I think is was sleepy or high, she smelled like weed, too bad, anyway, that girls does a good job.

My ATF wasn't working, Simone, that girls is a pro, you guys should try her, I've trying to see her outside the club, I think eventually I will get a date, the thing is I don't know how much she would charge, maybe too expensive.

Fellas, I remember going to an exotica l. A. Convention a few years back.

Exotic dance magazine had a "best stripper" contest as was customary every year.

The girls in the contest were from local clubs in the area.

The winner was a beautiful chick from California Girls Santa Ana. She was as fine as can be.

I wonder if she is still dancing at this club?

I'm coming to check out this club this weekend regardless.

Thansk

[QUOTE=Mazda05; 1215714]Fellas, I remember going to an exotica l. A. Convention a few years back.

Exotic dance magazine had a "best stripper" contest as was customary every year.

The girls in the contest were from local clubs in the area.

The winner was a beautiful chick from California Girls Santa Ana. She was as fine as can be.

I wonder if she is still dancing at this club?

I'm coming to check out this club this weekend regardless.

Thansk[/QUOTE]That girl is Simone, she is a pro.

A few weeks ago a few friends and I decided to give this place a go. It was on a Thursday, got there around 8ish, paid the one drink minimum. When we showed up there only seemed to be one other person there. But tons of girls. I was the first one to be approached by J* a tall blond in a green glow in the dark bikini. Asked if I wanted a dance. Said not now wanted to see the lineup first. A lot of girls to pick from but hardly any of them came over to try and get our attention. I think it was because we look young.

About an hour in I get approached by this cutie with dimple piercings, leopard print tattoos on her back. She has this whole suicide girl look and I'm sold. She asks me if I want a lap dance and before I know it I'm already walking with her to the dance area. She turns out to be great. She gets my hands and places them on her and tells me to roam. Before I know it I lose myself in her grinding and bouncing, and teasing and this soft heavy breathing she does on my ear from time to time. I lose track of time. End up paying. 8 with a total of 10+ songs. Because I got the 3 for 2 deal and 2 for 1 somewhere in between. Overall I give here a 9 as her total score because she didn't bother asking if I wanted more or less between songs and seemed to be milking me for all I had. But I might still come back.

I guess it was partly my fault for not paying attention.

Only had enough money left over for two dances so I ended up getting a lap from Rain. She was very nice. Told her I only had a. 2 she was really nice about it and ended up giving me 4 for 2. Will come back with her.

And like others have posted the DJ did jump around in music making it difficult for girls to dance to the music. One second it was rock then a sudden jump to hip-hop. I think anyone else could have done a better job.

A few things I didn't like about this place was the fact that girls would come up to you asking for tip after they had danced on stage. I tipped only the ones that deserved it and gave a good show. A lot of them just need to learn how to work the poll a little better. At one point these heavy black girls came up on stage and made all the other girls look like amateurs.

For next time ill have a few drinks before coming back because the little $6 drinks just don't cut it. Or maybe try the bird. Anyone have any recommendations of CAGirls?

I like to go to that club on Monday or Tuesday, it's pretty much empty and all the girls are working; on those days the DJ runs an special 3 for. 20 almost every half an hour and they have a topless-VIP 3 for. 50 since it's slow for the girls they are willing to do more in the dances, had a good time and spend around 50 bucks.

[QUOTE=BayGuy7;1212726]I was cruising hrb blvd and stopped by, they were running a good special. 4 full songs for. 20, not bad, Carly does a good job, that chic used to work at the seventh veil in Hollywood.[/QUOTE]How long is each song?

[QUOTE=Inboundhot;1231248]How long is each song?[/QUOTE]2 or 3 min.

Which one is better? How is the mileage for both places? Is ecstasy really worth the money?

Thanks for the tips.

[QUOTE=Johan Matterho; 1234625]Which one is better? How is the mileage for both places? Is ecstasy really worth the money?

Thanks for the tips.[/QUOTE]If Taboo's still around, I got offered a HE, but other than that, there was pretty low mileage. My hands were allowed to roam pretty much everywhere. The quality of the women can be pretty good depending on what night you choose to go.

[QUOTE=Johan Matterho; 1234625]Which one is better? How is the mileage for both places? Is ecstasy really worth the money?

Thanks for the tips.[/QUOTE]If I had to choose, it would be Taboo. Ecstasy is way over priced. .5 a song! At taboo, if you find the right girl, you can still get a good grind even in the. 1 section