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That is the best post I have seen in some time.

[QUOTE=BadGoonie3;2876003]I'm having a hard time finding anyone that peeks my interests. Jade at RCC looks nice, but I can't get it scheduled.

Meanwhile, I think I've learned some of the the lingo for 95% of the ads on BP:

"breath taking" = stinks so bad you'll need to hold your breath.

"tight grip" = once I touch your money, you won't get it back.

"unforgetable" = you will be robbed / mugged.

"once in a lifetime" = you'll probably die.

"first time" = first time today.

"the best" = the best at something, but what is undefined.

"100% real" = yes, they are real pictures of someone.

"freaky" = I enjoy the thrills of cash-and-dash.

"don't miss out" = learn what everyone else is complaining about.

Sound about right?[/QUOTE]

I have always wondered why attached men get in this hobby. Now I know. At least from my point of view. I'm single but recently met a lady that is quite well off and spoils me. I know this is wrong but why not play with the hobby if the woman your with isn't everything you want. Especially if that woman is good for other things. I can get spoiled by her and get spoiled with a beautiful young lady in this hobby. Win win. She gets her attention she needs. At least until I get figured out. But nothing to lose for me. Especially since I'm not married. I see how married may have something to lose. It's no different than what some women do in this hobby. They want one thing from us and find others for the rest they want. I'm not upset because it's a circle. One day they will be old and a man like me will be with them and have this as their hobby. All these beautiful ladies and plenty of fun to be had. Happy Hobbying.

[QUOTE=BadGoonie3;2876003]I'm having a hard time finding anyone that peeks my interests. Jade at RCC looks nice, but I can't get it scheduled.

Meanwhile, I think I've learned some of the the lingo for 95% of the ads on BP:

"breath taking" = stinks so bad you'll need to hold your breath.

"tight grip" = once I touch your money, you won't get it back.

"unforgetable" = you will be robbed / mugged.

"once in a lifetime" = you'll probably die.

"first time" = first time today.

"the best" = the best at something, but what is undefined.

"100% real" = yes, they are real pictures of someone.

"freaky" = I enjoy the thrills of cash-and-dash.

"don't miss out" = learn what everyone else is complaining about.

Sound about right?[/QUOTE]Text only = my management will be handling my appointments.

No black men = either has black boyfriend / management or a rip off.

Last day / last call = they will be here a few days more.

I book fast = I may get one or two to show up after about 50 calls.

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It's so many bella's being mentioned on this forum that I don't know which is being talked about. As far as the one in the link, is she worth a visit?

[quote=thehobbyist9;2877989]text only = my management will be handling my appointments.

No black men = either has black boyfriend / management or a rip off.

Last day / last call = they will be here a few days more.

I book fast = i may get one or two to show up after about 50 calls.[/quote]mixed=black exotic=black thick=fat as hell.

[QUOTE=AdmireMyRealit;2878236][URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/morning-treat-available/14817150[/URL]

It's so many bella's being mentioned on this forum that I don't know which is being talked about. As far as the one in the link, is she worth a visit?[/QUOTE]Seriously man? Fat. Ugly as sin; Ass & legs covered with sores. Jeez man. What would possess anyone to even desire that skank. Sandpaper would be a better & safer choice. Besides, with this one. You are risking a face-to-face confrontation with management.

19 years old = 23 years old.

25 years old = 30+ years old.

35 years old = 45 years old.

Curvy = fat.

Petite = average.

Let Me Spoil You = Let Me Charge As Much As I Can Without Giving GFE.

[QUOTE=Buff9999;2878447]mixed=black exotic=black thick=fat as hell.[/QUOTE]

I saw Star, the ultimate companion. Do not see her. In increasing order of foul, non-GFE, limited menu, rushed, odor. The dream lasted less than 1 minute, and I quit.

Seems to be another slump in the HSV scene. I don't even have a top 3 anymore. When will some new ladies come on the scene? I really miss white Amber. I've gone 5 days without even finding anyone I'd like to see.

There are a couple, but due to their poor service I stopped seeing them. If they would up their game, I'd see them in a heartbeat.

Thankfully I still hav my UTR girl or I'd really be out of luck.

You're kidding. Right?

[QUOTE=AdmireMyRealit;2878236][URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/morning-treat-available/14817150[/URL]

It's so many bella's being mentioned on this forum that I don't know which is being talked about. As far as the one in the link, is she worth a visit?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ThreeWayTie;2876225]Just say NO! Unless guys start doing it then it will never become the norm. There is NOTHING good that can or will come from that and there is no need to do it. Just say NO. They want the money. They will get over it.[/QUOTE]I saw one last week that didn't ask for just a pic, she asked for a "dick pic". Who would be stupid enough to fall for that?

Some girls ask for the dick pics because someone has done put it and their head that uncles can't send them. I heard uncles could do whatever they want! Looking for a true independent provider check out Jordan in muscle shoals. No rush, no people lurking around, discrete and safe. Very much the girl and the pics.

[QUOTE=Vrmmmm;2878759]I saw Star, the ultimate companion. Do not see her. In increasing order of foul, non-GFE, limited menu, rushed, odor. The dream lasted less than 1 minute, and I quit.[/QUOTE]She is way to getto, I would stay away from that mess.

[QUOTE=Vrmmmm;2878759]I saw Star, the ultimate companion. Do not see her. In increasing order of foul, non-GFE, limited menu, rushed, odor. The dream lasted less than 1 minute, and I quit.[/QUOTE]Does she look like the girl in the pics?

[QUOTE=JordanB023;2879624]Some girls ask for the dick pics because someone has done put it and their head that uncles can't send them. I heard uncles could do whatever they want! Looking for a true independent provider check out Jordan in muscle shoals. No rush, no people lurking around, discrete and safe. Very much the girl and the pics.[/QUOTE]You meant to put "in" NOT "and" LOL.