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I was stood up by my No. 1 draft choice so after a bunch of dead ends I called "Natasha. ".
All her pics are fake. So I said:
Daniel Boone: "I can't tell from your pics, are you Indian or African-American?
Natasha: "I'm Mexican. ".
DB: "Oh. You should put a real photo up. So where are you located?
And: "Augusta Road. ".
DB: "OK. Cool. Which part? Near I-85 or downtown?
And: "I can't answer all these questions on the phone. ".
DB: "Well, I don't know if you're nearby or 30 minutes away. ".
And: "Are you coming or not?
DB: "It depends on how close you are. What's your height and weight?
And: "I'm 5'5. ".
DB: "How much do you weigh? I'm kind of particular. ".
And: "If you don't like me, you can leave. ".
DB: "That's a waste of time for both of us. I'm just trying to ensure we're compatible. Otherwise it's embarrassing. ".
And: "I can't answer all these questions on the phone. ".
Click.
Good times, good times.[/QUOTE]Well as soon as she said Augusta Rd you should've hung up.
