Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Acrovader7;2146564]I've been there a few times. I had the younger woman. Like I said, I never knew they offered HE. And I never asked. I didn't think the younger woman liked me much because I could never get the full massage. I paid for 60 minutes, get maybe 50 minutes, tops. As far as the younger woman farting, she did once, at least I think I heard one. Didn't smell anything, thank God, my face was down in the cradle. How do you ask for a HE there? Just flash a lot of money? I never took my underwear off while I was there, never knowing that it was a HE spot. There is a sign at the front stating that no sex services are offered. But it's there, obviously, to avoid suspicion from the law. I work right close, so perhaps I should go there after work for a HE?[/QUOTE]Don't wear underwear, just cover yourself with a towel. Play with yourself a little on the flip, or guide their hand. THEY WANT TO GIVE YOU A HE. This is they way they earn. The only money they get is from the tip.

Haven't had only farty in a while. If you are a good tipper you will get the full hour and then some. I've gone 70 min before, not that is really any better, just took me longer to cum.

[QUOTE=Hotorcold;2146252]Ok I give up where or what is the new WA?[/QUOTE]Yea, it's West Allis, the new one Lincoln. Thought we weren't supposed to give exact locations.

Yup I always strip all the way down no matter what. Leaving your underwear on is an indication you aren't interested in more than a massage. As Lefty said start stroking a bit on the flip, often her hand will be in the area, gently guide it to your pole. If you initiate the HE your chances are much better.

[QUOTE=Amplover69;2147405]Yup I always strip all the way down no matter what. Leaving your underwear on is an indication you aren't interested in more than a massage. As Lefty said start stroking a bit on the flip, often her hand will be in the area, gently guide it to your pole. If you initiate the HE your chances are much better.[/QUOTE]One time I asked for a towel at a caucasion parlor. The MT panicked and the manager came in. Asked me if I knew what they did here and gave me the big LEO check. I put my hand down her pants and then she yelled for the MT to come back, its ok.

Leaving on underwear scares the hell out of them. They think you are a cop or a massage inspector. Keeping old happy hanging out and doing some light roaming on them will put them at ease.

I can tell you they really don't care for your roam so don't go overboard. If the pull out the tits give them a little extra. When a MT pulls out the tits and pulls down her pants, she is probably trying to excite you into cumming, not for her pleasure. Usually the longer you are holding out the more liberal they are with roaming. If they know you are going to blow as soon as the nipple makes an appearance, that nip will probably pop out.

I went there yesterday. I hadn't yet any of you guys advice on how to get a HE. There was a new girl there (at least, new to me). I wish came here first and read your advice since I just blurted out 'Do you offer happy ending?' The older woman said- 'Sorry. No happy ending'. She seemed sad and disappointed about it. I was / is a regular customer there. I was hoping that since I'm a 'regular' they'd be more amenable to my inquiry about a HE. I would've liked to have had a HJ by that younger woman.

[QUOTE=Acrovader7;2148540]I went there yesterday. I hadn't yet any of you guys advice on how to get a HE. There was a new girl there (at least, new to me). I wish came here first and read your advice since I just blurted out 'Do you offer happy ending?' The older woman said- 'Sorry. No happy ending'. She seemed sad and disappointed about it. I was / is a regular customer there. I was hoping that since I'm a 'regular' they'd be more amenable to my inquiry about a HE. I would've liked to have had a HJ by that younger woman.[/QUOTE]I doubt you will ever get one at any AMP since mentioning HE it is taboo. This is a big red flag and you will scare the crap out of them doing something like that. My advice is to stop going there because you have spooked them. I'm sure she was sad because that means no tip and no pay. When you go to NM, you speak softly and in whispers. The wall do not go to the ceiling. I've been there an actually heard some loudmouth walk in and ask for a happy ending right at the counter. Not only does it scare the ladies but it scares the customers. Its like asking if its ok to bring a gun through security. There are plenty of educational resources on this site to instruct you on proper amp etiquette.

Went there a few times the past few weeks, found some great providers who don't advertise. PM for details.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2148843]I doubt you will ever get one at any AMP since mentioning HE it is taboo. This is a big red flag and you will scare the crap out of them doing something like that. My advice is to stop going there because you have spooked them. I'm sure she was sad because that means no tip and no pay. When you go to NM, you speak softly and in whispers. The wall do not go to the ceiling. I've been there an actually heard some loudmouth walk in and ask for a happy ending right at the counter. Not only does it scare the ladies but it scares the customers. Its like asking if its ok to bring a gun through security. There are plenty of educational resources on this site to instruct you on proper amp etiquette.[/QUOTE]I should've been more tactful. I went Friday. Paid for the table / shower, $90- hr. I got the younger girl (which is new to me) which is fine since I used to be saddled with Cindy. I opted for the shower first. Pretty thorough washing, ass, crotch, etc. I was certain that I'd get a HE afterwards. Had the massage, which was, for the most part uncomfortable. I should've specified that I didn't want a deep tissue massage, then again, I wasn't expecting one. I spent a lot of time on my stomach and was wondering about the flip. When I was flipped, I was uncovered with Mr. Happy exposed. I told the girl I was planning on giving her a generous tip- as a hint that I wanted a HE. None whatsoever. I agree, I think I blew it the other day when I asked about a HE. Which is too bad, since I'm one of their more regular customers. I'm a bkt nervous about whacking off during the massage or stroking the old fella or taking her hand and putting it on my crotch. Nonetheless, I might of been their very first customer since I was there the day they opened. I wanted to pay with credit card, but they didn't have it set up, so the girl then (which I haven't seen since, who speaks English very good and is the hottest) took me to an ATM. But they are really eager for a tip. Friday, after the massage, I seriously considered not tipping (after telling her I would), and as I was walking out, the older woman kept saying 'Tip? Tip? You want to give tip? Which I caved, but the tip wasn't as big as I was going to leave had there been a HE. Incidentally, Cindy used to be crazy about getting me in there. Since I work next door, I would walk over there before my bus would come. I would walk out after a few minutes, and Cindy would come out after me saying 'I take good care of you. I give you good massage. ' nearly holding onto me for dear life and dragging me back in.

Haven't seen any mention on this in prior posts. Its a new (er) AMP on s 27th. Its in the basement of a building shared with a drivers ed school. One massage table and 1 woman working. It appears. Woman was early 50's. Nice rack on her. Okay looking. Not ugly but not a spinner either. She looks as if she may have been a spinner 15-20 years ago. Anyway medium. Subpar massage. Some teasing. On flip, got mechanical ending. Paid. 045 for. 5 hours with. 04 tip. Some roaming allowed. Overall experience 6/10. Not a bad experience, but nothing to rush over for either. Return?. Maybe. Again, was not a bad experience.

You can have a nice ending there. Just stay relaxed and throw out subtle hints, like rubbing on their legs as they massage your back from the front. Motion for it on flip. Just some of the things I do. But if you read prior posts you'll find some very helpful information and better ideas than what I mentioned. Lefty's the man and has given you tips as well I see.

I made a mistake there also. I called ahead once and asked for Lilly (older woman there). When I arrived I asked for massage from her only. I think that spooked her a little. After massage, no ending. She stated for me to have a nice day and that was all. I had to talk to her for a while and assure her I was no trouble. After some hesitation on her part and some smooth talking from me, she went forward with ending. It was okay.

[QUOTE=Acrovader7;2150743]I should've been more tactful. I went Friday. Paid for the table / shower, $90- hr. I got the younger girl (which is new to me) which is fine since I used to be saddled with Cindy. I opted for the shower first. Pretty thorough washing, ass, crotch, etc. I was certain that I'd get a HE afterwards. Had the massage, which was, for the most part uncomfortable. I should've specified that I didn't want a deep tissue massage, then again, I wasn't expecting one. I spent a lot of time on my stomach and was wondering about the flip. When I was flipped, I was uncovered with Mr. Happy exposed. I told the girl I was planning on giving her a generous tip- as a hint that I wanted a HE. None whatsoever. I agree, I think I blew it the other day when I asked about a HE. Which is too bad, since I'm one of their more regular customers. I'm a bkt nervous about whacking off during the massage or stroking the old fella or taking her hand and putting it on my crotch. Nonetheless, I might of been their very first customer since I was there the day they opened. I wanted to pay with credit card, but they didn't have it set up, so the girl then (which I haven't seen since, who speaks English very good and is the hottest) took me to an ATM. But they are really eager for a tip. Friday, after the massage, I seriously considered not tipping (after telling her I would), and as I was walking out, the older woman kept saying 'Tip? Tip? You want to give tip? Which I caved, but the tip wasn't as big as I was going to leave had there been a HE. Incidentally, Cindy used to be crazy about getting me in there. Since I work next door, I would walk over there before my bus would come. I would walk out after a few minutes, and Cindy would come out after me saying 'I take good care of you. I give you good massage. ' nearly holding onto me for dear life and dragging me back in.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=StevinYoas;2151598]You can have a nice ending there. Just stay relaxed and throw out subtle hints, like rubbing on their legs as they massage your back from the front. Motion for it on flip. Just some of the things I do. But if you read prior posts you'll find some very helpful information and better ideas than what I mentioned. Lefty's the man and has given you tips as well I see.

I made a mistake there also. I called ahead once and asked for Lilly (older woman there). When I arrived I asked for massage from her only. I think that spooked her a little. After massage, no ending. She stated for me to have a nice day and that was all. I had to talk to her for a while and assure her I was no trouble. After some hesitation on her part and some smooth talking from me, she went forward with ending. It was okay.[/QUOTE]The only income they get is from a tip. I don't believe they are paid any wages. I always go for 30 min and since I do take awhile to climax, they spend about 75% of the session on old Happy. That goes for all of them. They know what they are suppose to do and usually initiated it. They know exactly to the penny how much tip to expect. No more no less. If I pick one girl over the others, the others feel hurt. While my MT is getting ready sometimes another will sneak in, and insist I pick her next time. Cindi is the hardiest saleswoman there, constantly telling me in bad English how great she is at massage. Well I am the judge not her. Then she will back stab the other girls saying they are not as good. IMO they are all good but in a different way.

If you go in and ask for a certain girl and you have never seen her before -- red flag, they will just say she isn't there, even if the one you ask for greets you. If they don't know you, your finished, just move on. Got a feeling they are on red alert right now and unless you are a trusted customer, its not going to happen. Newbies. Try someplace else.

All AMPs give HEs and all AMP girls want to give you a HE so they can get a nice tip. CMTs that have their own shop its about 50-50. Otherwise they just wasted their time and your time. But you have to be non-threatening. NEVER mention a HE. Never ever say you will give a big tip. Never ask for a provider by name unless you have seen her before. If you plan on tipping, leave on the table, clearly showing the amount. If you leave a $20 you won't anything. Leave at least $40 and they will get the message. You leave $100 and they will think you are an idiot and be scared, TGTBT. Touch their legs gently, their ass, hold their hand, stroke their arm. Don't try to negotiate BJs and FS, its not happening. On the flip touch yourself a little. Make ZERO conversation about anything sexual -- NONE whatsoever. Don't point and don't make hand gestures. Perhaps guide their hand a little. Usually they massage your groin area and touch you. If you don't object they will nod and finish. There was nothing illegal discussed. They might ask permission if its ok to touch you.

Look you cannot enjoy your massage if you are face down for 40 minutes wondering if or if not things will work out on the flip. You will be more stressed than relaxed. You are just wasting your time unless you know its going to happen. In fact once you are a regular anywhere. Get it done first and out of the way. Then enjoy your massage like a man. For a real massage I prefer not to go to this kind of AMP even though they are capable. For one thing, if I went there and only wanted a massage they would be super hurt and pissed because they are expecting a nice tip and I ain't tipping big for a massage. I will go to another Asian who does not give a HE but just a great massage and she will not be expecting a big tip. And I will be relaxed and enjoy the massage because I won't be wondering if my dick needs to get hard.

New asian place at 1409 east capitol drive. Easy to find location in office building with parking. Older gal, kinda cute but a little heavy, she seemed to be the only one in the office and said she owns the business. Told her 60 minutes and she pushed for 90, but I didn't have the time. Massage was ok. She kept asking if it was good and who knows what else, she was hard to understand. Half way through, a guy comes in the office with massage room door open and she has to deal with him while I'm on the table uncovered, then it happens again. On the flip she does a small bit of teasing with a glance of the hand here and there, so I'm thinking it's a possibility. Then at the end she moves my hand onto myself and points at a sign on the wall that says non-sexual service and asks if I read it. When I say yes and don't play with myself she does it again and then again. She finally gets the point that I'm not going to do myself, almost looks relieved, and then finishes the massage shortly after. Not a great massage and not a totally pleasant experience. I'm not likely to return and try again unless I find out other girls are available to try.

Looks like another AMP has opened. Two locations, one in Mukwonago and another in Waukesha.

Advertising on BP in Massage and Body Rubs, also on CL.

Asian TuiNa - 25.

Seems kind of pricey and no mention of table shower.

Anybody tried them? If so please report.

Otherwise I will TOFTT next week. Both locations are more local for me than the HWY100 fare or 27th ST.

[QUOTE=NewCleve;2149493]Went there a few times the past few weeks, found some great providers who don't advertise. PM for details.[/QUOTE]Hi.

I went there about a month ago, and was given a 30 min massage by the white gal with an accent. She gave a good massage with a hand finish. I had to talk her into letting me touch her chest. Long argument but finally gave in. No charge for finish, tipped 20 anyway.

Last time I was there I was with shonta, great massage, hand finish only, good at it, allowed me to touch anything over clothes, 40 tip required for that.

Anyone have any other luck? What do you typically pay here?

[QUOTE=DaysFun;2153202]Looks like another AMP has opened. Two locations, one in Mukwonago and another in Waukesha.

Advertising on BP in Massage and Body Rubs, also on CL.

Asian TuiNa - 25.

Seems kind of pricey and no mention of table shower.

Anybody tried them? If so please report.

Otherwise I will TOFTT next week. Both locations are more local for me than the HWY100 fare or 27th ST.[/QUOTE]The one in Waukesha is in a flop house by the library where people one check away from homeless live. I kept on driving. Their ad can't spell Waukesha right. The spelling is so bad I suspect they are either total amateurs or some kind of set-up / scam to lure you in making you think they are clueless Asians. There is no way I would go there. So go ahead and TOFFT. I got a feeling any reviews will come from those with very few reviews -- and you know what I mean.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2153625]The one in Waukesha is in a flop house by the library where people one check away from homeless live. I kept on driving. Their ad can't spell Waukesha right. The spelling is so bad I suspect they are either total amateurs or some kind of set-up / scam to lure you in making you think they are clueless Asians. There is no way I would go there. So go ahead and TOFFT. I got a feeling any reviews will come from those with very few reviews -- and you know what I mean.[/QUOTE]The Mukwonago site if stay away from as well, area is ok, but Mukwonago Pllice don't fuck around, I'd give the place a week before it's closed if they do amythinhbothwr then massage. Your plate will be ran and logged into their files, and you will get a letter home to your wife asking about why you were there. I speak from past experience, 15 years ago when I was married a good AMP tried business out here.

[QUOTE=Waukesha;2153674]The Mukwonago site if stay away from as well, area is ok, but Mukwonago Pllice don't fuck around, I'd give the place a week before it's closed if they do amythinhbothwr then massage. Your plate will be ran and logged into their files, and you will get a letter home to your wife asking about why you were there. I speak from past experience, 15 years ago when I was married a good AMP tried business out here.[/QUOTE]I've got a hunch this is a set-up. I've got a bad vibe on these. That Waukesha location is a rooming house for transients. Who in their right mind would open an AMP there? Cheap sign on the door. Run. Lots of downtrodden types luring about.

[QUOTE=StevinYoas;2151587]Haven't seen any mention on this in prior posts. Its a new (er) AMP on s 27th. Its in the basement of a building shared with a drivers ed school. One massage table and 1 woman working. It appears. Woman was early 50's. Nice rack on her. Okay looking. Not ugly but not a spinner either. She looks as if she may have been a spinner 15-20 years ago. Anyway medium. Subpar massage. Some teasing. On flip, got mechanical ending. Paid. 045 for. 5 hours with. 04 tip. Some roaming allowed. Overall experience 6/10. Not a bad experience, but nothing to rush over for either. Return?. Maybe. Again, was not a bad experience.[/QUOTE]I stopped at Hong Kong a few weeks ago. There was an older lady and a young one in her 20's. I got to see the young one. She was a very tiny lady with poor english. It was the typical light touch massage. After the flip she wanted me to do self service. Wasn't really interested in that, but she was cute so I gave in. Some roaming was allowed. Small tip for self service. May return to see the older one, as she looked not to bad.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2153709]I've got a hunch this is a set-up. I've got a bad vibe on these. That Waukesha location is a rooming house for transients. Who in their right mind would open an AMP there? Cheap sign on the door. Run. Lots of downtrodden types luring about.[/QUOTE]I agree. There is something fishy about these two. I scouted both locations on Sunday as they are in my neck if the woods. The Mukwonago location is in a building with a couple of other businesses. One looks like a dance studio for kids. I drove by at about 7 pm. Not a single car in the parking lot and not even an open sign in the window. When I drove by the Waukesha location there was two LE vehicles in the parking lot next door. Best to stay away in my opinion.

Sarah is posting again:

[URL]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRubs/gorgeous-gal-with-gorgeous-body-and-the-worlds-greatest-body-rub-27/10476423[/URL]

[URL]http://sarahsimmonsbodyrubs.webstarts.com[/URL]

She brought along one of her many alter-egos, Joyce:

[URL]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-gal-offering-a-captivating-experience-read-my-website-for-full-details-45/10501024[/URL]

[URL]http://joycejamesmilwaukee.webstarts.com[/URL]

Does anyone actually spend the $300 to see her? Does she offer a discount if you actually read her entire webpage? Does she really think no one will notice her two ads?

[QUOTE=Sinlover;2154549]Sarah is posting again:

[URL]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRubs/gorgeous-gal-with-gorgeous-body-and-the-worlds-greatest-body-rub-27/10476423[/URL]

[URL]http://sarahsimmonsbodyrubs.webstarts.com[/URL]

She brought along one of her many alter-egos, Joyce:

[URL]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-gal-offering-a-captivating-experience-read-my-website-for-full-details-45/10501024[/URL]

[URL]http://joycejamesmilwaukee.webstarts.com[/URL]

Does anyone actually spend the $300 to see her? Does she offer a discount if you actually read her entire webpage? Does she really think no one will notice her two ads?[/QUOTE]WTF! How does she try to pass herself off as 27 in one ad when her other ad says she's 45? Using multiple aliases is one thing but 18 yrs is a huge disparity in age by all means. Don't know her but indications are she's wacko.

[QUOTE=Sinlover;2154549]Sarah is posting again:

[URL]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRubs/gorgeous-gal-with-gorgeous-body-and-the-worlds-greatest-body-rub-27/10476423[/URL]

[URL]http://sarahsimmonsbodyrubs.webstarts.com[/URL]

She brought along one of her many alter-egos, Joyce:

[URL]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-gal-offering-a-captivating-experience-read-my-website-for-full-details-45/10501024[/URL]

[URL]http://joycejamesmilwaukee.webstarts.com[/URL]

Does anyone actually spend the $300 to see her? Does she offer a discount if you actually read her entire webpage? Does she really think no one will notice her two ads?[/QUOTE]Anyone who writes that much probably talks that much or more. I'd run far away. Are there any good reports on women who print their entire manifesto online?

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2154821]Anyone who writes that much probably talks that much or more. I'd run far away. Are there any good reports on women who print their entire manifesto online?[/QUOTE]So you are saying you don't enjoy the likes of Krazy Karen? He he.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2154821]Anyone who writes that much probably talks that much or more. I'd run far away. Are there any good reports on women who print their entire manifesto online?[/QUOTE]Krazy Karen being exhibit A.

[QUOTE=Waukesha;2153674]The Mukwonago site if stay away from as well, area is ok, but Mukwonago Pllice don't fuck around, I'd give the place a week before it's closed if they do amythinhbothwr then massage. Your plate will be ran and logged into their files, and you will get a letter home to your wife asking about why you were there. I speak from past experience, 15 years ago when I was married a good AMP tried business out here.[/QUOTE]Did a Waukesha drive by yesterday, you guys are right! I wouldn't want to leave my car parked on the street let alone walk into that building with money in my pockets.

I wondered how a small community like Mukwonago would feel about an AMP opening up. Those smaller communities are typically very permit and inspection heavy.

Once again, Thanks to the forum for great feedback and intel. I'll pass on TOFTT, and watch the local paper for news of the "bust".

Gave Lily in Brookfield one more shot. Fail. Great massage, but absolutely refused anything else despite all of the previous tips. I've been doing AMPs for 25 years. Very disappointing.

Then tired Eastern on 27th. Not the greatest looking but I got the finish I was looking for. Very accommodating. PM if you'd like details.

Is it Nova or Novia? Is this her?

[QUOTE=TonyAndolleni;2141587]Nova is the best. But 100% legit, she is ok with minimal draping. Sweetheart - gives a great massage. You can't beat the $60/90 min special. Leave her a 25/30 tip. Best 80-90 bucks you'll spend when it comes to a good massage.

Is it Amy or Angelic you are referring to? Angelic has cute pix but will flack on you and has constantly been a problem for RO. She bailed on me twice I gave up. And nova is my girl.

Her schedule sucks but when you can catch her she is the only reason to go there. Don't accept anyone else even though they will try to push other providers when nova isn't there.

Again. Only legit massage. If anyone on this board has gotten more with nova please let me know. Seen her 6 times and she even joked with me about her first "grabbed" and how she had to set him straight. I explained it may be he thought since this was a AMP he would or should do that, but she made it clear she wasn't down for that at all.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dennerb;2156553]Gave Lily in Brookfield one more shot. Fail. Great massage, but absolutely refused anything else despite all of the previous tips. I've been doing AMPs for 25 years. Very disappointing.

Then tired Eastern on 27th. Not the greatest looking but I got the finish I was looking for. Very accommodating. PM if you'd like details.[/QUOTE]Please tell me more, very interested Eastern??

[QUOTE=Dennerb;2156553]Gave Lily in Brookfield one more shot. Fail. Great massage, but absolutely refused anything else despite all of the previous tips. I've been doing AMPs for 25 years. Very disappointing.

Then tired Eastern on 27th. Not the greatest looking but I got the finish I was looking for. Very accommodating. PM if you'd like details.[/QUOTE]Please tell me more on Eastern.

[QUOTE=MilwGuy17;2156922]Please tell me more on Eastern.[/QUOTE]How about if you go there and tell us more about it.

A Caucasian woman answers the calls and said prior appointment or walk-ins are okay. I decided to check this out. When you walk-in there is an apartment on the left partitioned with bed sheets, and couple of small booths with narrow and low message table. The walls didn't go to the ceiling and booths are next to each other. There is another apartment on the right which had a door open, looks like no one lives there, but there was a matters against the wall.

I didn't see any receptionist or a front desk. Because there is no sign inside, I looked around in both apartments and then knocked on the door as well said Hello, to get some attention. Form one of those booths, an older Asian woman walked out with almost no English and kept saying later and pointing to the clock. I think she was the only masseuse there and I didn't have any desire to return.

[QUOTE=MilwGuy17;2156922]Please tell me more on Eastern.[/QUOTE]Eastern is well reviewed. That is the best way to get good info. Or like LG says go there and post your experience.

Uh. Well since I am gullable, I tried Joyce and paid the $300. Felt like I was in a house ready to collapse. Massage was nothing as described, the girl was nothing like the pictures. I felt like I should have left upon seeing the house, but the little head was leading the way. Terrible experience and a rip off. Just say no to Joyce.

[QUOTE=Basset69;2157270]Uh. Well since I am gullable, I tried Joyce and paid the $300. Felt like I was in a house ready to collapse. Massage was nothing as described, the girl was nothing like the pictures. I felt like I should have left upon seeing the house, but the little head was leading the way. Terrible experience and a rip off. Just say no to Joyce.[/QUOTE]Bassett, you have access to some of the finest massage providers in the area. You've gotten to a level I have always wanted to get to. What possibly goes through your mind to make you want to try something new rather than continue with reliable service? You and I are already members of a couple of nice spots where the books are now closed. We're in, so lets enjoy the service and keep our regulars in business. No doubt you got more money than me for this. I want to see our reliable and affectionate providers make a nice living. I can't support them on my own and with more eyes watching, they really don't want to risk anything with new clients. I don't want them taking risks and going out of business. There is nothing so heartbreaking that watching your Asian sweetie move away or get deported. We both know by now that it really doesn't get any better than what we have with a few of our providers. We know that going to are. O. , Eastern, and most of the rest, its really not all that good.

Now you've turned to a provider that has an ad that reads like a 3 am infomercial. The long drawn out manifesto and the fake pics should have scared you.

I've been to a therapist that is like the one in the ad description and she was exactly like the ad described. She was a sexual therapy coach, a nice apartment, early 50's, pretty enough, petite enough, and enough, and at the right price. But no one is worth $300. I can go to our best spots 3 times for that. I read through her web site and no one who lives on the south side of Milwaukee in that neighborhood can deliver what's in that ad. Now if she was in an upscale condo someplace, had great reviews, then I might consider, but no more than $200.

I've mentioned Best Asian Message in Tosa in previous posts but I thought maybe I should give a more detailed assessment of the joint. Mind you, this was my first foray into sensual massages w / HE. I started out back in early June and stumbled upon Best Asian Message on Back Page (and I was new to BP at the time). What made me choose the place is that it was literally in my neighborhood and in walking distance. However, I didn't know that $140 for FIFTY MINUTES wasn't the best deal, even with a HE (that never arrived, more on that later). I guess it helps to shop around, but I digress. I get there on time at it was at a townhouse / condo. The girl that I spoke to over the phone (and she doesn't speak very good English) answered the door. What got my blood pumping was that she was wearing spandex exercise pants. If I have a fetish, it's for chicks in spandex / yoga pants. Nonetheless, the place was clean, albeit dimly lit. What unnerved me was the presence of someone else there lurking in the shadows smoking a cigarette. Was this her boyfriend or pimp? During the session, I could him quietly walk around outside the door. Anyhow, she led me to a room that was professionally set up. It had the massage table along with some of the other stuff a nice massage parlor would have in it. She asked for payment up front, which seems to be standard operating procedure in things like this. Anyhow, the massage was short not all that great. But I was less concerned about the quality of the massage at the time and more looking forward to the fun stuff that would come later. As I was about to make the flip, she asked if I wanted oral or sex? I brought extra money in anticipation of extra services. Damage came out to $200 (pricey, I know, but I didn't know what I was in for- like I said, you live and learn). There was a bed in the room and she ordered me to lay down, not asking me for my preference in positions. I complied, she put a rubber on me, and rode me cowgirl style. She let me handle her supple breasts and caress her smooth, exotic, Asian skin. I'm a sucker for brunettes, and Asians go without saying. I loved staring into her pretty brown eyes, and her flowing black mane was ravishing. As for her, she's got to be in her 30's. She had a little flab in the belly and bum was plush (however I'm the guy who prefers tight, toned asses). Nonetheless she rode me fast as if she wanted to get it over. What ruined the experience for me is that she'd keep asking 'You cum? You cum? As the minutes ticked on, I noticed that she was more aware of the clock. She gave up riding me and ordered me back on the table. At this point, I didn't like being ordered around. I then asked about the oral, that she offered initially, and she said NO. I asked why, and she didn't say. I went into this not wanting to cum after 5 minutes. I wanted to make it last. In fact, earlier in the the day, I knocked one out (without subsequent thought of spending the end of the day at a place like this). Anyhow I felt I was owed some explanation why the poor service, but couldn't bring myself to ask since boyfriend / pimp was hanging outside the door. I even made an attempt to fondle her breasts, but this time it was unsuccessful since she pushed me away and insisted that I get back on the table. I finally caved, and she gave me a jackhammer HJ. While she's doing this she's reminding me we are almost out of time. I looked at the clock and forty minutes had expired and that I had ten minutes left. She abruptly gives up. I asked why and that I have time left. She told me that I could finish the job. She showed me that she had sweat dripping down between her tits- indicating that she gone through an undesired work out. Wow. I put her through a workout without even trying. She just gave up. (It didn't help the matter that I jacked earlier in the day). I knew once she started lamenting that she had to take another show I knew it was over. I got dressed and left. Unsatisfied, nonetheless. I'm a sucker for Asians, and she was pretty, although not quite as fit as I'd prefer, but in good shape nonetheless. I would've loved to have returned and peeled that spandex off her bod. But the more I thought about the experience, the angrier I got. A complete rush job and practically a scam. I know it could've been a worse experience. However, I can't recommend Best Asian Message. I've read some reports here from happy customers. But I can speak from my experience that it was a bad deal. Seriously, $200 for 50 minutes? And things offered from the outset, like oral, never happened. I'd hate to see this place get anymore business. Like I've said many times before- live and learn.

Lefty, I'm in my 50's and have been in the hobby for 20+ years. What makes any of of keep looking? Its because we like the strange. I've had solid great looking providers that after a few times I got bored and wanted to see what else was out there. The Joyce ad sounded interesting, she text me some great pictures and sounded great. Then I show up and its at a house almost falling down and the pics are nowhere close to reality. I should have walked away. I was stupid. I always have the standbys, but I was out trying to find a unicorn. But every once in a while, I find that college girl who needs money for a trip and the place is nice and she doesn't smell like cigarettes and there aren't kids tucked away in another room and she doesn't have tattoos on her neck. And you've got to admit. There is something cool about the hunt for the unicorn. What I need to be better at is walking away when I get to a liar. I've already been robbed and threatened with knives, so I should have known better than to walk into that house.

I went to the new Shorewood AMP the week they opened. Your review matches my experience exactly. The table shower included in the hour, but it was a 10 minute wet-down at best. I've also had better, more empathetic self-serve and the legit foot spa's.

[QUOTE=LuvPetites;2153122]New asian place at 1409 east capitol drive. Easy to find location in office building with parking. Older gal, kinda cute but a little heavy, she seemed to be the only one in the office and said she owns the business. Told her 60 minutes and she pushed for 90, but I didn't have the time. Massage was ok. She kept asking if it was good and who knows what else, she was hard to understand. Half way through, a guy comes in the office with massage room door open and she has to deal with him while I'm on the table uncovered, then it happens again. On the flip she does a small bit of teasing with a glance of the hand here and there, so I'm thinking it's a possibility. Then at the end she moves my hand onto myself and points at a sign on the wall that says non-sexual service and asks if I read it. When I say yes and don't play with myself she does it again and then again. She finally gets the point that I'm not going to do myself, almost looks relieved, and then finishes the massage shortly after. Not a great massage and not a totally pleasant experience. I'm not likely to return and try again unless I find out other girls are available to try.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Basset69;2158055]Lefty, I'm in my 50's and have been in the hobby for 20+ years. What makes any of of keep looking? Its because we like the strange. I've had solid great looking providers that after a few times I got bored and wanted to see what else was out there. The Joyce ad sounded interesting, she text me some great pictures and sounded great. Then I show up and its at a house almost falling down and the pics are nowhere close to reality. I should have walked away. I was stupid. I always have the standbys, but I was out trying to find a unicorn. But every once in a while, I find that college girl who needs money for a trip and the place is nice and she doesn't smell like cigarettes and there aren't kids tucked away in another room and she doesn't have tattoos on her neck. And you've got to admit. There is something cool about the hunt for the unicorn. What I need to be better at is walking away when I get to a liar. I've already been robbed and threatened with knives, so I should have known better than to walk into that house.[/QUOTE]I love some strange now and then too but I no longer want to TOFFT to find it. Had my share of getting beat up, chased by boyfriends and husbands, or pursued by providers who suddenly think I'm BF material. I'm ready to just coast and not take any big risks. Especially when I have finally found the anorexic of my dreams, a MILF neighbor who looks like an aging Barbara Eden and the MP that fits the bill. What more can I ask for? But I do understand how you feel and I appreciate your help over the years. I think we all get the urge to hunt. Seems I always find a vulnerable woman about an hour after my anorexic leaves. Once FB started charging a $1 to send a message to a stranger I stopped hunting on FB. For fun I will still run the divorce filings through FB and if I see something promising I will attend her court hearing.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2158274]I love some strange now and then too but I no longer want to TOFFT to find it. Had my share of getting beat up, chased by boyfriends and husbands, or pursued by providers who suddenly think I'm BF material. I'm ready to just coast and not take any big risks. Especially when I have finally found the anorexic of my dreams, a MILF neighbor who looks like an aging Barbara Eden and the MP that fits the bill. What more can I ask for? But I do understand how you feel and I appreciate your help over the years. I think we all get the urge to hunt. Seems I always find a vulnerable woman about an hour after my anorexic leaves. Once FB started charging a $1 to send a message to a stranger I stopped hunting on FB. For fun I will still run the divorce filings through FB and if I see something promising I will attend her court hearing.[/QUOTE]Being chased by providers thinking you'd be boyfriend material sounds like a fun dilemma to have. Being a bachelor, I'd love it, assuming they were hot and spoke very little English. I'd have good ol' time.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2158274]I love some strange now and then too but I no longer want to TOFFT to find it. Had my share of getting beat up, chased by boyfriends and husbands, or pursued by providers who suddenly think I'm BF material. I'm ready to just coast and not take any big risks. Especially when I have finally found the anorexic of my dreams, a MILF neighbor who looks like an aging Barbara Eden and the MP that fits the bill. What more can I ask for? But I do understand how you feel and I appreciate your help over the years. I think we all get the urge to hunt. Seems I always find a vulnerable woman about an hour after my anorexic leaves. Once FB started charging a $1 to send a message to a stranger I stopped hunting on FB. For fun I will still run the divorce filings through FB and if I see something promising I will attend her court hearing.[/QUOTE]Lefty, you're awesome. We got to start hanging out.