Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=JohnnyComeL8;5978263]I think Mass had some luck with a "Julie" but I found it kinda dingy and DIY only.

When I asked for Julie I got a slightly older lady in a pink fleece running suit.

Nope.

I would not repeat but YMMV.[/QUOTE]I have had luck with Julie and she has given me a HJ. Zen has done the switch. Last massage with Julie she left my massage early promising to make up the time on my next visit. Next visit I am going to tell her, if she does that again I will never go back.

Yes, Julie is a little dingy.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5979564]Has anyone experience a provider who's pussy is not like throwing a hotdog down a hallway? I'm kind of surprised how few are tight.[/QUOTE]Surprised you haven't found one with your lengthy history. While most are bad, there are definitely a few gems to be found. Of course, you'll likely never see the same one twice so you have to stay chasing the dragon.

Does anyone have one they just enjoy going to right now? Doesn't even need extras, just one where the girl is hot, she's fun to talk to, and the massage is good enough with either teasing or YMMV?

[QUOTE=CarpMaster;5981174]I have had luck with Julie and she has given me a HJ. Zen has done the switch. Last massage with Julie she left my massage early promising to make up the time on my next visit. Next visit I am going to tell her, if she does that again I will never go back.

Yes, Julie is a little dingy.[/QUOTE]LOL that's Julie. Cici used to work there too.

[QUOTE=Dmx2022;5981477]Does anyone have one they just enjoy going to right now? Doesn't even need extras, just one where the girl is hot, she's fun to talk to, and the massage is good enough with either teasing or YMMV?[/QUOTE]I've been seeing a provider that I've become close with. She charges me $100 fee for massage and nothing for extras.

Good massage, table shower, a little teasing. Any recommendations?

[QUOTE=CjTheGreat9;5982031]Good massage, table shower, a little teasing. Any recommendations?[/QUOTE]Check out Vita spa.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5981658]I've been seeing a provider that I've become close with. She charges me $100 fee for massage and nothing for extras.[/QUOTE]That's a gem. Got to hold onto those ones. Low fee is nice, free extras is nicer, but having one that you can reliably see is nicest of all.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5982598]Check out Vita spa.[/QUOTE]Which location? Anyone better than the other.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5982598]Check out Vita spa.[/QUOTE]The one on Shoreview, not the one on White Bear.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5982598]Check out Vita spa.[/QUOTE]Which girl would you recommend if you don't mind sharing. I have only seen a photo of Sarah. Not sure how CoCo and the other girls look like.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5890963]Try out relax oasis in burnsville and ask for May. She does a great ending where she simulated riding you.[/QUOTE]Had success at Relax Oasis as others have stated.

She was a little reluctant, but as the session went on things opened up. Had to slowly get some otc touching to make my hopes clear. A spirited L1 followed. No simulated riding, but vocal and fun for sure. Mamasan up front was actually cute and playfully. Questioned if I had been there before, which probably lead to things moving slowly during my session. Massage was just OK, a little too much oil.

All in all a fun time. Tipped. 6 due to some extra touching that was allowed.

[QUOTE=AppleCracker09;5856404]Wondering if anyone has info on the links below?

[URL]https://tryst.link/massage/cmtisabel[/URL]

[URL]https://tryst.link/massage/msfarrah[/URL][/QUOTE]Isabel is awesome. With gained trust comes more opportunity. YMMV.

[QUOTE=RubDr;5983002]Had success at Relax Oasis as others have stated.

She was a little reluctant, but as the session went on things opened up. Had to slowly get some otc touching to make my hopes clear. A spirited L1 followed. No simulated riding, but vocal and fun for sure. Mamasan up front was actually cute and playfully. Questioned if I had been there before, which probably lead to things moving slowly during my session. Massage was just OK, a little too much oil.

All in all a fun time. Tipped. 6 due to some extra touching that was allowed.[/QUOTE]You're over doing it with tips and making it harder for everyone else. $40 is plenty. Sometimes even $20 is enough.

[QUOTE=CarpMaster;5981174]I have had luck with Julie and she has given me a HJ. Zen has done the switch. Last massage with Julie she left my massage early promising to make up the time on my next visit. Next visit I am going to tell her, if she does that again I will never go back.

Yes, Julie is a little dingy.[/QUOTE]Last time I had a 4 hands with Cici and Julie. Lots of teasing but nothing more. I'll only head there for Mia's massage as she does a better job than those two.

Any intel on the not so clean looking place off Lexington and Larp. ("Certified Massage Therapist") two doors down from Music Go Round just north of Como Park?

Anyone have a favorite massage therapist that isn't asian? White, black or latina.

Anyone have a favorite AMP that isn't Chinese?

Not looking for ones that offer extras (I know if they did it would be known by now), just some you think are cute and offer good enough sessions.

[QUOTE=Dmx2022;5985691]Anyone have a favorite massage therapist that isn't asian? White, black or latina.

Anyone have a favorite AMP that isn't Chinese?

Not looking for ones that offer extras (I know if they did it would be known by now), just some you think are cute and offer good enough sessions.[/QUOTE]About 120 miles outside of the twin cities there is a hotel we love to stay at. There is a non Asian massage inside a beauty salon that is walking distance from the hotel. She gives a very good massage at a lower price than in the cities, but never an extra. She provides a very good relaxing massage.

I will keep the city and place out of my post.

[QUOTE=Dmx2022;5985691]Anyone have a favorite massage therapist that isn't asian? White, black or latina.

Anyone have a favorite AMP that isn't Chinese?

Not looking for ones that offer extras (I know if they did it would be known by now), just some you think are cute and offer good enough sessions.[/QUOTE]Massage Envy.

[QUOTE=Guy2021;5986447]Massage Envy.[/QUOTE]Can you give us a nearby landmark?

[QUOTE=JohnnyComeL8;5986587]Can you give us a nearby landmark?[/QUOTE]Just google Massage Envy, they are all over LOL.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5983907]You're over doing it with tips and making it harder for everyone else. $40 is plenty. Sometimes even $20 is enough.[/QUOTE]I will never understand what everyone doesn't understand about this. Stop tipping so damn high. You are setting new expectations and standards. You're the reason sessions went from $50/ hr to $70 hr.

Went there today in the morning. Had a session with Gina. She was fun. I prefer them young but was out there just to test the water since nobody likes to give details. Definitely in her mid to late 40's if I were to guess but I can be wrong. I also ask if she was the only one available at the moment. She said there were 2 other girls. Didn't see anyone else until my session ended and saw another masseur around the same age but more attractive. Just a HE but she was really into it and massage wasn't bad either.

I tried to stop by Hudson today and was very bummed to see that they have been closed down. They were my go to reliable option for L1. I have tried a couple of independent providers. They are good, but just a little too pricey to be a consistent option for me. Does anyone know of another place that can be my new reliable option like Hudson was? Please DM me if you know of a good spot.

[QUOTE=SoreBack;5988823]I tried to stop by Hudson today and was very bummed to see that they have been closed down. They were my go to reliable option for L1. I have tried a couple of independent providers. They are good, but just a little too pricey to be a consistent option for me. Does anyone know of another place that can be my new reliable option like Hudson was? Please DM me if you know of a good spot.[/QUOTE]Shut down again? Isn't this like 3 times this year LOL.

[QUOTE=ChrisNoit2;5989990]Shut down again? Isn't this like 3 times this year LOL.[/QUOTE]I'm not surprised the amount of prostitution coming out of both spas. Was it just hudson or health also?

If they wanted to they could shutdown many more in the twin cities area especially Burnsville area.

[QUOTE=CashMoney27;5987649]Went there today in the morning. Had a session with Gina. She was fun. I prefer them young but was out there just to test the water since nobody likes to give details. Definitely in her mid to late 40's if I were to guess but I can be wrong. I also ask if she was the only one available at the moment. She said there were 2 other girls. Didn't see anyone else until my session ended and saw another masseur around the same age but more attractive. Just a HE but she was really into it and massage wasn't bad either.[/QUOTE]I agree vita is one of the rare spas where you can get a very great massage table shower and extras and leave feeling refreshed.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5990009]I agree vita is one of the rare spas where you can get a very great massage table shower and extras and leave feeling refreshed.[/QUOTE]Located in Shoreview?

Has any one recently seen or heard anything from our Moroccan friend Nadia of Burnsville?

Wondering if she is still active under another name.

[QUOTE=ChrisNoit2;5987015]I will never understand what everyone doesn't understand about this. Stop tipping so damn high. You are setting new expectations and standards. You're the reason sessions went from $50/ hr to $70 hr.[/QUOTE]I'm stingy with my money, I don't want to lowball anyone but shit I ain't paying $. 6/ tip for a tug, that's nuts.

[QUOTE=ChrisNoit2;5987015]I will never understand what everyone doesn't understand about this. Stop tipping so damn high. You are setting new expectations and standards. You're the reason sessions went from $50/ hr to $70 hr.[/QUOTE]Value, I've tried AAMP and the cost has been double what my "good" tipping has cost me. Plus I get a real massage. Plus finding an AMP that does extras. Good luck in MN.

[QUOTE=SoreBack;5988823]I tried to stop by Hudson today and was very bummed to see that they have been closed down. They were my go to reliable option for L1. I have tried a couple of independent providers. They are good, but just a little too pricey to be a consistent option for me. Does anyone know of another place that can be my new reliable option like Hudson was? Please DM me if you know of a good spot.[/QUOTE]If you are talking about the actual name "HUDSON SPA". They moved are are now a different name. Or are you talking about the spot they moved too?? Or are you talking about Health Massage?

Just curious which one you are talking about in Hudson.

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[QUOTE=Guy2021;5990309]Some of the posts from a few seniors here lately are actually false.

References to places that do certain things, when it turns out they don't.

When you hear it from just one or two without any other evidence to support, take it with a grain of salt.

I get it, this is all entertainment. Just helping out the rookies out there.[/QUOTE]I know I angered the seniors with some DMs. I never meant to do so.

I get that hazing the noobs is fun but given the time and money involved.

[QUOTE=Guy2021;5990309]Some of the posts from a few seniors here lately are actually false.

References to places that do certain things, when it turns out they don't.

When you hear it from just one or two without any other evidence to support, take it with a grain of salt.

I get it, this is all entertainment. Just helping out the rookies out there.[/QUOTE]Good point guy! While it's important to remember YMMV because results from one person doesn't always mean same result for others. Which places are you having trouble at, guy?

[QUOTE=Guy2021;5990309]Some of the posts from a few seniors here lately are actually false.

References to places that do certain things, when it turns out they don't.

When you hear it from just one or two without any other evidence to support, take it with a grain of salt.

I get it, this is all entertainment. Just helping out the rookies out there.[/QUOTE]This out look seems short sighted. I hope that the seniors will continue to report, because this alerts me to possibilities. Nothing is guaranteed, this is the high school hot lunch line.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5990612]Good point guy! While it's important to remember YMMV because results from one person doesn't always mean same result for others. Which places are you having trouble at, guy?[/QUOTE]It's good my post stirred up some comments. Yes, it's a one sided view.

It would be great to see this MN board light up with solid intel, like several state boards out there.

I am traveling in town and looking for a decent massage with L1.

Anyone have a favorite Hmong independent or an AMP that employees Hmongs?

[QUOTE=Guy2021;5990884]It's good my post stirred up some comments. Yes, it's a one sided view.

It would be great to see this MN board light up with solid intel, like several state boards out there.[/QUOTE]Hard to believe you can't get any action? Are you older? Unattractive? Personality? All intel is solid and most guys agree.