2000-2004 Archived Reports

I haven't been to any of the downtown AMPS for a while. Supra was my last and it was pretty good. I've been going to a place the Rockville, MD area that advertises on Eros: Sinoescort. I've been there twice in the last couple of weeks and enjoyed myself very much. A little more expensive than an AMP, but very nice girls. Try www.sinoescort.com

Fluffy,
Hi again, welcome to DC.

Supra and Downtown are always reliable in your area. Other often mentioned spas are CHPC, IHC and Olympic. Really hard to go wrong in DC...

This copied from WSG Senior member Mighty Spearsman 1/14/04:
[quote]Your hotel is in the Dupont Circle region. Within walking distance are the Dupont or Supra Spa (as noted by Trashman in his post) and the "Therapy @ M Street, formerly Sun Spa" at 1829 M Street, NW 3rd floor, not the 2nd floor (near corner of M and 19th). The Downtown Spa near 15th and L is a bit farther - either walk or take a cab (one good thing about DC is that cabs are plentiful and relatively cheap). The Cleveland Park Health Center or CPHC is two stops away on the Metro Red line.

Warning - stay away from ICM Body Concepts, 1829 M St., same location as the "Therapy @ M" AMP but located on the 2nd floor. This non-AMP has gorgeous girls but is overpriced and strictly HJ-only - don't bother![/quote]

This quoted from WSG Senior member Trashman and ironically posted in response to an inquiry you made in January 04:
[quote]Fluffy,

IMHO the DC amp's with minor variations offer very much equal service so therefore all of them are good with the differences being limited to the cleanliness and spaciousness of the showers and rooms and , of course, the girls themselves who change around fairly frequently. You really can't go too wrong in any of them so therefore, I don't see the point in changing places that much if you find one you like. Having said that, IHC is in a sort of weird location that I find offputting. I like CPHC, Supra and Downtown as well as Accu-Fitness[/quote]

Posting my list above. Hope this helps.

LoveLOS

Long awaited new List with the research done for 2004.
Here is the link to the 2003 roundup:
[url]http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?s=&postid=156416#post156416[/url] but virtually ALL of the providers on that list have moved on.

[b]Downtown:
1018 Vermont Ave NW 4th Floor[/b] - Mighty Spearsman 11-22-02
Annie - Jethro 08-11-04
Cocoa - Walsh74 08-03-04
Luby - Russell Crowe 07-30-04
Jeannie - Block Partier 07-28-04
Jackie & Sharon - Bobby M 07-26-04
Lily - Bulkogi 07-25-04
Sue - Jack B Nimble 07-17-04
Jackie & Sue - Jethro 07-09-04
Nana - Laxman #2 07-06-04
Nana - LoveLOS 07-06-04
Luby - X Ronin 07-05-04
Christina - Elvis30 07-03-04
Nana - Escalde Driver 07-01-04
Lily - Jack B Nimble 06-23-04
Ruby - Triple E 06-22-04
Connie - Toe Tapper 06-11-04
Connie - calvin32 06-01-04
Pinky - Laxman #2 05-20-04
Pinky - caldreamer100 05-08-04
Bibi - Fool4FishNets 05-02-04
Apple - Jethro 05-01-04
Apple - Mass Monger 04-30-04
Apple - Russell Crowe 04-28-04
Sugar - Laxman #2 04-26-04
Pinky - Wizzywig 04-21-04
Gigi - Laxman #2 04-19-04
Pinky - Russell Crowe 04-17-04
Mimi - caldreamer100 04-02-04
Mimi - Gentleman Slim 03-26-04
Mimi - Asian Shark 03-25-04
Hannah - Word Wizard 03-21-04
Paula - Dick Rambone 03-21-04
Mimi - Lickalong 03-01-04
Maya - Entropic Man 02-29-04
Maya - Robux 02-27-04
Paula - Gentleman Slim 02-27-04
Mimi - LoveLOS 02-27-04
Maya & Pepsi - Murray Law 02-27-04
Maya - Gentleman Slim 02-26-04
Paula - Mikey 02-23-04
Maya - LoveLOS 02-22-04
Mimi - Xsailor 02-21-04
Paula - Mikey 02-20-04
Seehara - Toe Tapper 02-15-04
Gigi - Desert Rat 02-14-04
Gigi - Mikey 02-12-04
Connie, Mimi & Connie - Ken Hen 02-12-04
Maya - Mr Jon 02-11-04
Connie - Dutch Treat 02-11-04
Connie - Seafarer 02-11-04
Connie - Scorpio Rising 02-11-04
Bonnie - Nicholas2 02-09-04
Mimi - Chitrapa 02-08-04
Anna - Webnet 02-05-04
Connie - Walsh74 02-05-04
Mimi - Gentleman Slim 02-02-04
Mimi - Robux 01-31-04
Maya - LoveLOS 01-31-04
Mimi - Gentleman Slim 01-30-04
Connie - Asian Shark 01-30-04
Mimi - Gentleman Slim 01-27-04
Lisa - azanluver 01-25-04
Anna - Fluffy One 01-24-04
Gigi - Bysshe 01-22-04
Bonnie - Iron Pony 01-18-04
Lili - Muff Lover #2 01-07-04 & 01-12-04
Jacki - Robux 01-03-04
Mimi - Mr Jon 01-02-04
Jacki - Nova Guy 01-02-04

[b]Supra:
Dupont & 1333 Connecticut 4th floor[/b] - TrusgrBear 4-15-03
Sarah - Dreamer 08-10-04
Candy - Fluffy One 07-29-04
Yumi - Sushi Boy 07-29-04
Candy - Kimchi 07-19-04
Lauren - Harry Dude 07-18-04
Candy - Norto 07-17-04
Candy - LoveLOS 07-13-04
Jessica - Sun Devil 07-12-04
Jessica - Crazy Dick 07-07-04
Mimi - Robux 07-06-04
Sarah - Gentleman Slim 07-03-04
Sarah - Laxman #2 06-19-04
Cee Cee - Gentleman Slim 06-09-04
Nana - Travel Guy 06-01-04
Cherri - memphis5 05-21-04
Bobbi - memphis5 05-21-04
Bobbi - Grae Traveller 05-12-04
Jessica - Hysteromania 05-04-04
Jessica - Chick Digger 05-03-04
Kelly - Mass Monger 04-30-04
Kelly - Wizzywig 04-26-04
Kelly - Gentleman Slim 04-24-04
Linda - Harry Dude 04-23-04
Jessica - Robux 04-20-04
Jessica - Wizzywig 04-20-04
Linda - Wizzywig 04-13-04
Kelly - Turks 04-07-04
Candy - Wizzywig 04-05-04
Kelly - Gentleman Slim 03-25-04
Candy - Wizzywig 03-24-04
Linda - Wizzywig 03-22-04
Jessica - Wizzywig 03-18-04
Jessica - Robux 03-15-04
Sara - Webnet 02-03-04
Sarah & Mimi - azanluver 01-25-04
Apple - wilburdj 01-12-04

[b]IHC or Mini Health Club (1818):
1818 NY Ave NE[/b] - KarmaSX & thepunter7216 4-16-03
Connie - Hondo Lane 08-02-04
Bebe - Laxman #2 07-20-04
Bebe - Hondo Lane 07-08-04
Bebe - Tezar 07-06-04
Jenn - Laxman #2 06-10-04
Cookie - Laxman #2 05-29-04
Cookie - Charlie Brown 05-27-04
Hana - Amp_Man 04-12-04
Nana - Laxman #2 03-16-04
Nana & Bibi - Tezar 03-14-04
Nana - Bunky 03-07-04
Nana - Mr Jon 02-20-04
Kay-Yee - Bunky 01-30-04
Mimi - Mr Jon 01-23-04
Kay-Yee - Tezar 01-15-04

[b]CPHC:
3520 Connecticut Ave[/b] - Just Crusin 8-25-03
[b]3433 33rd Place[/b] - Logan Lurker 6-24-03
[b]Connecticut and Porter sort of across from Unos[/b] - Trashman 5-21-03
O - Jack B Nimble 07-17-04
Paula - Dudeman-12 05-14-04
Gi - Fred Astaire 05-02-04
A - vanti 04-20-04
Gi - lotsafun 04-03-04
Fifi- Dudeman-12 03-29-04
Yung - Dudeman-12 03-04-04
Gi - Belial 03-03-04
Yeung - Gentleman Slim 03-02-04
Polly - Gentleman Slim 02-07-04
Yung - Webnet 02-06-04
A - Dairyman 01-28-04
Yung - Dudeman-12 01-22-04
Suzy - Shadow Hawk 01-19-04

[b]Sun Spa (Sun Club):
701 6th Street, NW, 2nd Floor[/b] - Mighty Spearsman 7-18-03
[b]528 G Street NW (entrance on 6th across from MCI Center.)[/b] - Laxman #2 04-19-04
[b](Green door, faces 6th St, says only "701")[/b] - ThePunter7216 04-19-04
Bebe - Mr Boh 08-12-04
????? - Dreamer 08-10-04
Penny - Laxman #2 08-02-04
Bebe - Laxman #2 07-15-04
Bebe - Laxman #2 05-20-04
Bebe - Laxman #2 05-06-04
Bebe - Laxman #2 04-30-04
Cece - Laxman #2 04-14-04
Lisa - Laxman #2 04-01-04
Nana - Laxman #2 03-19-04
Sandy - Laxman #2 03-17-04
Coco - Bingoboy 01-04-04

[b]Happiness Spa:
524 10th St NW (opposite Ford's Theatre)[/b] - ThePunter7216 10-23-03
????? - LuvsAsianGirls 08-08-04
Cherry - Laxman #2 08-05-04
Jennie - Crazy Dick 07-07-04
Jennie - Laxman #2 06-15-04
Coco - Laxman #2 06-03-04
Bibi & Coco - Wizzywig 05-27-04
Ping - Laxman #2 05-27-04
Coco - Lever2000 05-26-04
Coco - Wizzywig 05-18-04
Ping - Laxman #2 05-14-04

[b]Mirage Health Spa:
617 K Street Northwest[/b] - Logan Lurker 6-4-03
[b]Background report[/b] - Bunky 02-01-04
Nana - Kimchi 05-10-04
Nana - Rev333 04-22-04
Gina - Tezar 04-12-04
????? - Maxwell 03-21-04
Lucy - Hugh Jardon 03-08-04
Nana - Desert Rat 02-14-04
Mimi - Bunky 02-01-04

[b]Circle D Spa:
2024 P St.[/b] - Webnet 02-03-04
[b](Block & a half from Dupont Circle in the same building as a Yoga place)[/b]
She-She - Maxwell 03-25-04
Tina - Desert Rat 02-14-04
Candy - Kimchi 02-09-04
Candy - Aman Tuleev 02-05-04
Helen - Webnet 02-03-04

[b]Olympic:
1936 9th Street NW [/b]- LoveLOS 7-23-03
Young - LoveLOS 07-06-04
Katie - Doctor Pussy 05-28-04
Katie - Hugh Jardon 05-27-04
Sue Xuan - Hugh Jardon 04-20-04

[b]1413 Spa: [red]closed[/red]
1413 K St, in the basement[/b] - LoveLOS 8-13-03
Pepsi - Bingoboy 02-15-04
Hana - Mr Jon 02-04-04
Candy - TrusgrBear 01-26-04
Coco - New Man 01-22-04

[b]Sun Vip Spa
719 8st SE 2-f [/b]- Chagia 10-16-03 & (phone) Knucklehead 1-6-04
[b]general report [/b]- Randy Farang 01-06-04
Lucy - X Ronin 07-05-04
???? - Doctor Pussy 04-30-04

[b]Therapy @ M St:
1829 M Street 3rd Floor [/b]- Mighty Spearsman 7-18-03
????? - Mongoman 06-20-04

[b]Boss Spa (formerly Castle Spa):
1716 I Street, NW [/b]- Mighty Spearsman 7-17-03
Cookie - Monty Python 07-05-04
Paula - Mr Jon 02-27-04

[b]Young Spa:
2352 Wisconsin Ave NW [/b]- LoveLOS 9-2-03
(white bldg with no marking other than address 2352) - ThePunter7216 05-04-04
Susannah - rplusl 05-29-04
Pepsi - Mighty Spearsman 05-24-04

[b]ICM (non-Asian):
1829 M Street 2nd Floor [/b]- Mighty Spearsman 7-18-03
Veronica - GoneFishn 08-03-04
Stephanie - GoneFishn 08-02-04

[b]New World Spa
602 11th St NW [/b]- Logan Lurker 6-4-03
(on the corner of 11th and F Street right next to the Popeye’s)
Jenny - Asian Shark 03-19-04
Maya - Desert Rat 02-14-04

[b]Blanca's Spa (Hispanic):
near Georgia Ave-Petworth Metro. 202-291-0751 [/b]- Maxwell 9-14-03
Monica & Mari - Little Brother 02-18-04

[b]H & H (non-Asian):
4652 Wisconsin Ave [/b]- Happy Day 3-31-03
Rachel - Woodstock 07-25-04

[b]Magic Spa:
Laxman, help me out with the address or the name used above??[/b]
Bibi - Laxman #2 06-24-04

[b]ACCU FITNESS:
4380 MACARTHUR BLVD NW [/b]- LoveLOS 7-16-03
***report or recon needed - still open? ***

[b]First Tanning Salon:
521 G St NW [/b]- Logan Lurker 6-4-03
***report or recon needed - still open? ***

[b]Royal Spa:
F and 10th (across from Ford's Theater) [/b]- Decan 8-28-03
[b]520 10th St NW [/b]- LoveLOS 8-30-03
***report or recon needed - still open? ***

[b]Gold Spa:
2318 18th St NW [/b]- LoveLOS 8-19-03
***report or recon needed - still open? ***

[b]Asia Spa:
6400 Georgia Ave [/b]- ThePunter7216 9-15-03
***report or recon needed - still open? ***

Please advise me of any closings or new openings so I can get this research corrected! Kudos to all posters above but expecially to Laxman #2 (20+), Gentleman Slim (12), and Wizzywig (10) for the prolific reports.

I do want to make it perfectly clear to all readers that no illegal activities occur at the AMPS listed above. The providers do not give massages any more, rather it is muscular stretch training. Very healthy I think. Rumors of sexual services that are noted in some of the reports highlighted are pure rubbish. The writers are obviously pumping their pathetic egos by telling others that they actually had sex with their trainer - everyone knows that is total Bullshit because it simply does not happen.

LURKERS - If you have not posted, remember these reports are all hearsay - stories - dreams- fantasies made up by delusional minds. Reports on this board may not contain a shred of truth; they are therefore inadmissible as any sort of evidence. Unless you choose to post your real name and address in your report, you are not going to have any repercussions for sharing your fantasies... This board makes a great diary too... ;)

LoveLOS

Welly well well well! Zig, Boh, Dreamer, I bid you welcome! We're all off to a good start, too!

LL,

We miss you, too. Get thee to a Roundtable!

Robux

[quote]From Robux on 04-21-04:
P.S. As for being a gutter muffin, I have to say that though I've tried, really tried, to get back into my low-life/bottom-feeding/skank-ho mongering pursuits, my tastes have been changed forever by my trip to SEA. Scabby faces and limbs just don't get me hot like they used to. Lots of low value encounters just don't add up to high value and satisfaction. Woe is me! :([/quote]From your recent reports, my dear, lowlife friend, you have reverted to perverted. Since you can already read my mind, you know my next suggestion is an overseas vacation...

LL

Thanks for the suggestions. Trashman (I miss the wisdom of his posts) had suggested Downtown to me as a place where you can't go wrong and in my experience he was right. I chose Downtown for that visit and had a great experience Anna, a Masasan quick pick as the instructor I had requested was busy or on vacation.

Last time in DC, I went to Supra and asked for Candy based on recent postings, but I found her less effective than her reviews would suggest.

I picked the Dupont hotel location, first because its convenient for the business needs (yeah right) and for recreation it was close to Supra and I could go back for Jessica. Jessica has ben highly recommended and looks like she's a great personal trainer and muscle strech specialist.

As LovLos reports, choices are almost endless. But turnovers, closings, etc, make it hard for an out-of-towner to plan a trip without the current up to date advice from you guys.

Thanks again and play safe. I'll post my experience upon my return.

LoveLos: Once again a great post. Thanks for all the info and effort that went into preparing that report and putting it out there.

We all know that he's a s perverted as the rest of us and thats what makes him just so damn enduring. That along with his new party planning business / travel agent/editorials which he runs on the side. How do you contain him? LOL

LoveLOS,

Not only have I fallen off the wagon, I'm wallowing in the gutter, feasting on gutter meat for sustenance. And you're right. I do need a vacation to a distant shore for a change of cuisine. Thinking about DR, maybe back to SEA, perhaps Argentina or Brazil. Gotta, gotta, gotta, RSN.

BTW, great update. How the hell did you do that with the search function down?


MB,

Perversion is relative. I think that our society's distain for our hobby is perverted. Editorials, party planning, and travel agency are fine, as I understand the legal limitations of these and can stay well within those guidelines. I'm thinking of planning a junket for any and all interested in finding a Thai wife. Perhaps we'll charter our own plane if there's enough interest.

Enduring? Other than the butterfly effect, dust in the wind.

Robux

Mr Boh has come out of retirement after reading of the vast quality and quantities of young ladies that are described in the WSG, particularly B.B. at the Sun Club. After spending 2 weeks trying to find B.B., now longer at Sun Club, it is to see if any other young lady could be her equal.

Mr Boh has never been found of the Dupont Circle neighborhood. In the 60s, it was the hippies. In the 70s, it was the longhaired, Pinky-Commie, draft dodgers. By the 80s, L Street, Vermont Avenue, 13th Street through 16th Street became the greatest open-air shopping center south of 23rd through 28th Street, and 46th Street through 52nd Street on the West Side of NYC. Mayor Barry knew this would foster the economy in such Short Stays No-Tells such as J&J, J&D, and the Whitelaw. Mr Boh will buy the first round, on the Block, for anybody who can describe, the what, the where, and the current status of the Whitelaw.

The 80s were the best. By the 90s, DC was loosing ground. Dupont Circle turned into the High Rent, Yuppie neighbor hood of today. That apart, Mr Boh decided that it was time to visit Supra.

Research of reviews indicated that it is a toss-up between Jessica and Candy at Supra. Statistical analysis showed many more total reviews of Candy. However, Jessica though receiving less ink, was graded much higher.

Mr Boh called Supra and talked with Lisa, who Mr Boh will identify as Moma San Number 1. Her name was learned from previous posts on the WSGT. She spoke perfect English, and set up a definite appointment, at a specific time, for the next day, with Jessica, and not to be late, indication she might be a straight shooter. This indicated that Supra was a well-run organization that catered to a business clientele, from that neighborhood.

About noon called Supra to confirm the game plan. Lisa did not answer, and the substitute Mama Son, who might in sequence, be called Mama Son Number 2, could not speak English, did not understand the purpose of the call. In Vietnam, the Term Number 10 was meant to describe the worst. Since part of the forum is to describe AMPs, that were extensive in the land of the freedom loving patriots of the Peoples Democratic Republic of South Vietnam, it is appropriate to call her Number 10. Number 10 was only able to state, “You come now,” “Many pretty girls.” Mr Boh was not interested in a spiel from the Ringling Brothers and Barnum Bialy sideshow barker. He had a specific objective, Jessica. Anybody out that served a tour, or are we disappearing.

Mr Boh got lucky and found a parking place. Perhaps things were on the upswing. With all the business in this building, shame on everybody for not keeping the elevator in service. Four flights of stairs is two, too many to climb.

Mama Son Number 10 opened the door. Just f***ing wonderful. She put Mr Boh in the first room inside the front door. Mr Boh, having learned about the better room on the WSG asked for the big room with floor mat and massage table. “No speak English,” was just about enough to cut losses before loosing money and head downtown to Downtown. Just about out the door, Lisa came in and asked if Mr Bow was the person who had made the effort to call and set up a scheduled appointment. That matter resolved, Lisa apologized and escorted Mr Boh back to the last room, the good one.

Lisa brought in Jessica who was ready to go at it. After some small talk it was off to the TS. The TS was exactly routine, there was nothing notable in the least. By now B.B. would be rounding the ¼ milepost at a racetrack, and running full speed down the back stretch, there is no flip in racing.

Back in the room Jessica kept everything on and started a perfectly routine massage. Not bad, not good, but it provided no indications of a wonderful time to follow, even though the correct amount of old wrinkled green paper was clearly deposited by the radio.

Nearing the turn from the backstretch, and heading for home Jessica asked if Mr Boh wanted more: of course. Off came the top and bottoms. Previous posts have described Jessica as best at one thing, the sex. These are correct. She started into an excellent CBJ. There was much action and eye contact. Jessica had finally started to earn her good reviews. She was doing great job. But, it took a very long time to get going. Jessica went to cowgirl and rode and rode and road. M Boh being depressed by the entire get together was able to hold out until she had to stop, and rest her legs. Then it was nearing the time to departure. Jessica came back to action and again showed that she can be great, a grate outCUM was resulted.

Mr Boh was satisfied, but not happy. YMMV. Jessica can provide a good high speed CBJ and a wild cowgirl ride.

Would not return to see Jessica. On the way out, Mr Bow thanked Lisa for the fine service and talked with Candy, ex of Downtown, who probably provides far better service than Jessica, who may be coasting on prior posts.

Member #2139,

Regarding your report of mongering on K street after having knocked back a few beers. Stay off the road please. It's drunk driving idiots like you who kill innocent people.

Stay sober when driving in D.C.

Sunny at Sino

I decided to stop by Sinoescort again rather than try what seems like a lesser quality experience at the AMPs lately. As Rachel is not available right now, I wasn't sure whether to try the well reviewed Sunny or the Korean Christa. The person on the phone wasn't much help, but seemed to steer me toward Sunny, so off I went.

Sunny answered the door. Very cute. A tat on her breast that you can see in her pic. She's short, but not as petite as I like. Her English is good and she's very friendly.

Routine the same as before: shower myself, lie on the bed. She comes back and massages. Very light. On to the other activities. She liked getting a massage. One difference is that she's a kisser, with LFK. All the other expected activities.

When we were finished there was still time, so she gave me some nice massage. Very, very gentle, which she says is the Thai style. She massaged my hands and then applied pressure on both sides of my groin for a while. Interesting sensation. When whe let up, she asked if I could feel anything. I said yes, but I really didn't. I guess the idea is to restrick blood circulation to the legs. She was really putting the pressure on that area. Next time she said that she'd massage my feet.

A very nice girl and enjoyable. A high quality experience. I go for the sensual session, if that makes sense to any of you gentle readers.

I look for Rachel's return and may give Christa a try later.

Dallas: AMP-lovers paradise

To me, this is the best town for AMPs. DC has been a contender until lately. If anyone is going to Dallas and wants some tips, let me know.

Thin Gentlmon,
You have the reicipe, just write a report that will help us out. And yes, you will recieve a PM from me if my travel agency business ever gets me to Dallas... ;)

Robux,
What search function? Just RTFF you newbie...

A Thai wife? You twisted pervert - using the W word on this forum! Sicko. And this from the person nominated as the most perverted man on the planet (I personally think I will only get honorable mention, you are much more relatively twisted than I).

OTOH, I was thinking of about 20-30 temporary Thai girlfriends-I believe that is more natural somehow.

I took it to mean endearing :D

MB,
I can be contained best by a horny female. Send two just to be sure! :D

LoveLOS

LL,

Actually sounds like Robux is trying to make his pervsion a bit more relative. :) If I had wanted a Thai wife, I would have brought one back at Unlce's expense. Of course, she'd be ready for a replacement (or two) by now.

LoveLos,

Thanks for keeping track of all the AMP reports. You said that there has not been an up-date on Royal Spa. Went to Happiness today. Didn't realize that Royal Sap was two doors down the street. After a very good visit to Happiness, I walked up to the door at Royal Spa. The door was locked, but the buzzer was on the door and lit. The place has no sign or any sign on life from the outside.

Crazy Dick,

"So many AMP's, so little time, so little money"

I will be in the Alexandria area in a week or so and would like some info on fs possibilities for Alexandria area.

I have been to the AMP's in DC but may not have a chance to get into DC.

Tried Downtown the last few times and left not as happy as I had grown accustomed, so I decided to give Supra a shot.

I drew Yumi whom I believe I have read about before. She is cute and rather petite, yet I didn't like how her tits looked after she dropped her top. Rather small and droopy.

The TS was pretty good with the proper time and effort and the massage was nice as well with nice hard pressure like I like it. I liked her attitude as well, she treated me well.

However, when the main event came around she was a tad bit aggressive. I can enjoy an aggressive woman on occasion, yet when she was in cowgirl and bouncing on Mr. Happy, I was rather concerned he may slip out and I would have been in a world of hurt. Thankfully he didn't. We moved on to mish and I finished her up in doggie where I returned the favor and pounded her pretty good.

Overall, I was a little disappointed in that I have not had a stellar AMP experience the last few times I have made it to DC. I am sure I will keep trying as Mr. Happy usually controls the brain after a while.

I went mongering on Sunday night/Monday morning around 0300. There were enough attractive girls available on the >15th street loop, but I wasn't in the mood for expensive pussy.

Eventually some skanks started showing up near O and 11. I settled on one skank who, somehow, talked me into a half and half in the car for $40. I said, no, I wanted a BJ. She broke out a condom. I said, no, I see the Swallows come back to Capistrano on that section of the block for a $20. She said that she used to work at the higher end part of town, how she isn't welcoime there anymore, how she has six kids, how she had her last kid 3 weeks ago (and, no, she isn't even milking....) Somehow I agreed to pay her another $20 to just look at her pussy. Blowing into a trench coat is generally not what I want from some oral but, who knows, maybe she was protecting me from something she knew.

Overall, the Baltimore block is more fun, if for no other reason than the girls are ready, willing, and able. Finishing the mood off with some $20 BBBJCIM skank near Pigtown just completes the moment. But then again, that's my thoughts.

Spent some time at Downtown on Sunday. Saw Jackie, who is not my type. She has highlights, fake rack, many hours in the tanning booth. Nothing wrong with her. Just not what I was looking for. I like younger more natural looking girls. Oh, she also had too much perfume on too.

Has anyone been in the very small room at Downtown? It doesn't even have a chair in the room because there is no room. There is a poster on the wall that says something like "Mom is another word for love" and it has a floral border. Seemed out of place.

I noticed that a woman at Downtown (not Jackie) has a necklace with a gold dog on it. Like you might see on a charm bracelet. I point this out because I saw the exact same necklace on a woman at an AMP in New York a few months ago. This Downtown woman said that she came from New York. Coincidence?

Parking was very tough around Downtown on Sunday morning. Came back around 6:30 pm and had no problem finding a space.

Mamason said that they had rushes in the morning, around lunch time, dinner time, and again late at night. She said that there were some really slow times in between. I'm not sure of their hours, but thought this info might be helpful. They were very busy while I was there.

Question: Do the woman get to keep all of their tips or does the house take a share? I was thinking that if I was making that kind of money ($1000 a day?) then I wouldn't work more than a month or two a year. Maybe that's why the employees at these places don't seem to stay long.

My fellow mongers, The Doctor in.

I don’t get to go to DC very often, but when I do it is usually BOSS on I street. It has been a while and 2 nights ago I passed by looking for a parking. I noticed that there is a night club (the EYE club) downstaris from where the BOSS is. I called to make sure that they are still in business, and they were open.

It was bad enough that they have a beauty salon on the 2nd floor, where all the blue hairs can look at you, as you climb the stairs to the 3rd floor. Now at night there is a line out the door. Who wants to wait in line that doesn’t even go to where you’re headed. Has anyone been here, or seen this?

I gave up on the BOSS that night and checked out the L and K Street loop. There was a ton of LE around so I decided to go home and wait to play another day.

The Doctor is out.

Slim:

What are the rates you paid at Sino? The rates posted on the site ($$$, nearly 2x an AMP) always seemed stiff for a typical AMP experience. However, I have seen postings on other sites that led me to believe that the fee paid was substantially less than this.

So what is real deal?

Bobby -

you should ask your question on the Northern Virginia board. All DC AMP's will give you FS (i think) but I have no idea about VA. I know there are plenty of escorts available in Alexandria but it looks like your thinking AMP's.

That being said, Alexandria is just a stones throw away from DC.

Bobby,

While I am not a resident of the NOVA area, most of the AMPs are a bit further south, especially the ones that still seem to have FS. As Loop Vet said, DC is probably closer. If you don't have a car, then DC is really better as there is no easy public transport near the good AMPs.

Post your question on the NOVA board and I'm sure you'll get a lot more info. Real simply, anything in in Fairfax County is running scared and if they don't know you, you may not even get in the door.

This is sort of Off Topic but an interesting subject. Mirrors in the rooms. I personnally am a big fan of well positioned mirrors. In my recollection the best mirror AMP was Youngs in Tysons in the first room. It was on the wall and wide enough so you could watch all the action (which was inconsitent at best). Mirage had some good mirrors as well in some of the rooms. Other than that the mirrors seem to be in places that do not allow for action viewing. This is not the most important criteria to me but it does make a diffirence on cles call as to where to go.

let me know the best mirror AMPs and the best rooms in particular.

Next topic: handicapped rooms.

I have paid $$ for my trips there

Mr. Jon:

It's $$ for incall, which is what I have taken advantage of.

Slim:

Thanks, that is what I figured from the other intel I had.
That amount, $$, sound much more reasonable.

I was going to let Robux handle the Round Table Report because he is more eloquent and wittier than I, but he seems to be gun-shy so here goes...

SATURDAY NIGHT DC ROUND TABLE REPORT

The plan was to meet at a DC strip joint and see where the night took us. I don't know who arrived first or last, but I was enjoying the view when Robux and Rev333 found me. Both looked to be fine, sharp, upstanding citizens but I knew better. Like me, deep down these two dawgs had perversions that run deep. We chilled for a few waiting for others to arrive but wittle Wobux was hungwy and cwanky ;-) so we headed up to U Street for some Ethiopian.

Robux suggested Dukom which was a great call because not only was the food authentic and tasty, the eye candy was too. Lots of hot Ethiopian women for our viewing pleasure. Our waitress was the pick of the litter and Rev did his best to charm the panties off of her.

We finished up din-din and it was after midnight and time to monger. We jumped into my MongerMobile® and headed to The Loop. To my surprise both of these jokers were K&L Loop rookies. Rev had never been and Robux prefers the not-as-visible NY Ave area when DC mongering. First lap aound the Loop and there was absolutely ZERO activity. Nothing. Nada. I couldn't understand what was up as it was getting close to 1am.

To keep circling would've been futile so we bee-lined it for NY Ave. Saw a few BSW's with potential but LE was hot so we opted out and rolled up to Rhode Island.

Again, nothing to report except for a couple miscues; one being a very eager 75 year old hag who did the old-timer favorite of sticking her tongue out and flicking it wildly. This freaked us out and we high-tailed it outta there Dukes of Hazard style. I think I even heard Robux give a Bo Duke yowl as we burned rubber.

When we got back to The Loop there were a few girls out but it was still incredibly dead. Lollipop and crew were out and we pulled up for some small talk. Somehow Lollipop was "mad at me" but still the crew was doing their darndest to get us to partake in some of their action. I think big-pimpin' Rev was giving us credibility from the back seat. We wanted to see what else was out there so we passed.

Down the road on K, I spotted my girl Honey. I had mentioned her to the boys earlier, talking about how she's a reg of mine because she's so damn hot. I believe I also mentioned she couldn't ride fer shit and I was a sucker for a pretty face. Regardless, that convo went out the window when they saw Honey. They concurred with her hotness. Honey informed us about the International Player's Ball at H2O that was taking place as the reason for The Loop being so scarce. We passed on Honey but realized there was not much else and she looked so good that I rung her up and told her to meet us back at the MongerLaire®. I aksed for her to bring friends but none were available.

Back at the MongerLaire we hung out for a few getting our groove on and letting the boys get to know Honey for a bit. She sat on Robux's lap as he explored her fine body. Then it was time for business. Robux went first, I took up sloppy seconds, and Rev just chilled, not partaking in any action. I don't think he liked it when Honey referred to herself in the third person. It annoys Loop Vet a bit too.

Anyway, both romps were relatively short, as they usually are with Honey. Like I said, she's lame in the sack and soon you just feel like finishing. I wish she weren't so hot because I can't resist. It was after 3am and Honey got on her way and soon after I took the boys back to their respected rides.

All in all a real fun night. The finale was weak and the Loop was dead but you put three degenerates like us together and you can't help but have anything but a good time.

Here's to next time boys....

Question: Does anyone bring their own cover to an AMP?

I was thinking about this while I was trying to get off through some half inch latex the other night.

I would think if I brought a couple of higher grade non scent or lube, then perhaps the experience might be alot better.

Back in Boston after my DC trip. Again thanks to the DC poster for tips. I'll file my trip report as three posts to make it easier for LoveLos link to the 2004 DC Spa update and to subsequent updates.

Circle D - I walked a few blocks from my hotel and did a recon of the as no one was answering the phone at Supra. A hand written sign said Circle D was Closed.

Supra and Sarah.

I walked over to Supra to see what was up. I walked up the three flights of stairs as the elevator still doesn't work. I rang the bell and mamasan let me in. I told her that I had tried to call but not one was answering the phone. She thought there might be a problem with the phone and she would check it out.

I had planned on Jessica as my last experience with Candy didn't live up to previous reviews. I know that YMMV and we all have are querks. Jessica was busy but Sarah was available. I recalled posts about Sarah but couldn't remember who had posted or what was said. I should have printed a pocket version of LoveLos 2004 review.

LoveLos - a suggestion if you have the time and the inclination might be to add (to the name and date) a one or two word comment based on the post, such as Great, GFE, Not the best, etc.

Anyway, I most likely had Dreamer's Sarah. (She had a nice body no scar like Gentleman Slim 07-03-04 Sarah). Her English was good. Nice body, cute girl. She talked and massaged while we waited for the TS availability. They don't have a massage license so she wasn't really giving a massage, just being playful until the TS. The TS OK - all areas covered. I had put out the tip early so there was not discussion.

Tease, followed by faux anal. She uses a lubed finger with her face touching the ass acting like it licks. Moved to mish. She didn't want to try other positions. I took my time with her and eventually finished. This was so uninspiring I decided to retire.

Downtown. A new day and a hard dick brought me out of retirement and I decided to go back to the place of my last great experience. Saw Annie. New girl who's been there about a week or so. She says and appears to be 24. About 5' tall, A or small B's but real and very responsive. Large eyes, very cute face. Shaved. Very soft skin.

TS was OK. Massage was good, not great. Tease was good, but no Asian. After the flip, she was went oral and was very talented in this department. I enjoyed watching her work. Then a very enthusiastic CG, followed by a long mish session. Also, she didn't do the fake moaning. Cuddling and talking after the session.

I would do her again.

Hi all,

I'm back from my trip to San Diego & Tijuana. See my post there for my adventures. Now, to reply to some people who responded to my first posting here on the board.

GoneFishn,

Thanks for the info about the club near the Loop. I'm going to try to go there and check out the talent.

LoveLOS,

I'll get around to getting a real screen name soon enough. Thanks for the reply.

Koskesh,

Now, there are many ways to reply to your message:

"Regarding your report of mongering on K street after having knocked back a few beers. Stay off the road please. It's drunk driving idiots like you who kill innocent people."

Hey, we could start a flame war but why? You didn't know how much I drank that night or if I was even drunk. All I said was:

"I had a few too many beers earlier that evening. As a result I could not maintain attention." Where in that did I ever say I was drunk? I never said I went straight to K & L from the bar.

People have different tolerance for beer. A few too many beers for me might just be 5 beers in a span of 3 hours. For you a few too many beers might be different. 5 beers might be to much for some and for others not even a buzz. Its all subjective as to whom the person is. Let's face fact, almost everyone drinks and drive. I admit I do, but not ever drunk.

Anyway, I stopped drinking at 10pm that night. I went home SOBER and chilled for a few hours before heading to DC and getting lost before I found K and L in NW. The only thing a few too many beers did to me was made me unable to stand to attention at the most inopportune time. Please read posts more carefully next time before you have something to say, especially if it was your first post to the board and in it you're calling someone a "drunk driving idiot."

Thanks

In the mood to play, so went out cruising last night about 1am. Hit the loop, saw a few sw but nothing that i was interested in. By now it was about 3am, so I headed up to NY Ave and saw a young hsw that was literally stopping traffic. That was the one!! Circled back and between the trafic from Dream and the light rain, of course I missed her. Circled back a couple more times and got her. She had a room at the HoJo. Agreed on a ball for fs. This girl is gorgeous and sweet but not where near a gfe. Said her name was Reds from California. Probably wouldn't repeat as you can get more for your $$$$ out there.

I am new to the forum, but not new to mongering. The reason for my post is to request information on attractive GFE, PSE black independants in the area. I will be visiting the area on 9/26-9/28 and would like to enjoy some an encounter or two. I have RTTF, but I have been unable to gather much as I am unfamiliar with the area. I will be staying iat the Hyatt Regency Crystal City and will not be renting a car during my trip.

Any info on outcalls or perhaps strip clubs with extras that may be located within a short cab ride would be greatly appreciated. I seek uninhibited black women only.

Thanks.

I will be glad to provide info for those travelling to Atlanta as well. My postings do not quite eqal my knowledge in this capacity as I have just recently discovered this site.

Loopy,

Uber-fine report on our night out.

Yes, I was a bit reticent about reporting on your girl Honey, as I didn’t want to offend you, but you just came out and said it. She is amazingly gorgeous, but lame in the sack. Loopy, I can’t blame you at all. You told me what to expect, but when I saw her on the street I damn near came in my pants!

Absolutely magnificent eye and hand candy, but she seemed to be just along for the ride during sex. I kept having to spit on my dick to keep her lubed and almost threw in the towel before cumming. To let you know where her attention was focused, she called a time out to point out some unsightly spit on my thigh! I don’t remember if she even tried to fake moaning, but she did offer encouragement for me to finish quickly. As gorgeous as she is I had trouble keeping it up the whole time, even while inside her. Pretty is as pretty does. For any of those interested in taking a gander at her pic, check out eros. No, she’s not Brazilian, unless that fine nation has sovereign soil in Montgomery County.

I must say that hanging with you and Rev was the highlight of the evening, especially while we enjoyed watching those lovely Ethiopian women, who I feel are some of the loveliest examples of femininity our species has ever produced. Those wide hips! Those narrow waists! Those full breasts! That dark honey skin and those lovely smiles! Oh my! Does anyone have any lines on any working Ethiopian ladies? No, not Levi/Moca from eros (right Loop?).

Rev,

You are one hard core MF. I really had no idea. I thought I was intense, but it’s really no contest.


Robux

I must admit, it was a great time cruzing and hanging out, listening to you guys in there with Honey, sounded like yawl were at a wake, lol. Possibly even your own funerals. Watching tv was more exciting than this girl and her constant reference to herself in third person. Rev333 don't like that no more than Loop does. I think we would have came out better going to the clubs, spending money buying some civilians drinks than messing with her. I have to say that those girls Lollipop, Strawberry and friends seemed like they would have been alot more fun to be around. Specially since that one girl wanted to fuck me at first look. She told her friends that I was hers. Made Rev333 feel good, lol. Oh yeah, that girl is no more Brazillian than I am a White-Irish Muslim from Salt Lake City. Great time hanging with the fellas, I think if we had enough people we could have done some serious damage to the night seen. We should have gone to H2O. Anyway thanks for the adventure guys, looking forward to more. Robux thanks for the hardcore compliment, as I try not to take shit from nobody.

Rev333

Am I reading this correct? Loopy couldn't make the Phat Booty come out and play? Oh shit ! What is the world coming to now? Robux couldn't charm the panties off a 75 year old? We've got to talk buddy. LMAO

MB,

All the charm I'd have needed for that seasoned, but unpreserved, old bag of bones with a tongue, was a five spot. If the boys hadn't been with me, or if I'd been driving, I might have hit it, but you know, appearances and all...


Rev333,

Robux did not like Honey referring to herself in the 3d person, either. Robux should have stayed with Rev33 and watched tv as it would have been more exciting. Robux lives and Robux learns. This must be as irritating to read as it was for Robux to write.

Robux

I guess I should have told Loopy about one or two other fishing holes that you could have looked in.

Never been to the Loop? Well at least you had the very best tour guide. Sorry it was a bust !