EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;4293723]Inga at Creative wasn't available so I took a shot with Basya. She's a middle aged Polish lady but she stays in pretty good shape and her skin looks much younger than her age. Not much of a massage just with some light rubbing. She will cover your ass with a small towel to maintain appearances but didn't bother when I removed it after a few minutes of getting to know you discussion. I rubbed her legs a little to get her vibe and she was cool with my roaming. After the flip she did some leg and chest massage, again very light, before moving to the finish. No negotiation and no hassle so that's a huge plus. Good technique on the finish although I would have liked more teasing and suspense. She allowed plenty of roaming (breasts out while my hands explored her ass and crotch otc) so I get the feeling more is available with Basya. Might return and try for BJ. Might also try Marta next door. I asked about 4 hand and Basya said that's available but for double the house fee. No thanks. I'll pay double tips but not double house unless there's something really special like some girl-on-girl play.[/QUOTE]Update: a monger friend pointed out that Basya was formerly Bujana at Tat's in Northbrook so if you've seen her before you'll know what to expect. Second visit was very satisfying.

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;4228540]Had a second visit with new Inga and left happy. She's girl-next-door cute, gives a decent massage and is ok with roaming upstairs although not enthusiastic about it. Her youth shows in her massage and finish technique but she takes direction well, she's easy to talk to, and I like that she's not a pro. I think she's got potential and would like to hear from others.

Olga, Nata and Natalie still work there. Julie apparently is gone.

I heard somebody had a 4-hand at CT and would love to hear more about that.

Zz.[/QUOTE]No signs of Inga. Damn it seems she is gone forever but I would pay good money to see her again. Choices now are older heavy ladies. Olga, Nata (massive DD's but massive everywhere else also), and new girl Irma who is short and also very pudgy. I've seen both Olga and Nata over the years and both give very good strong massages with excellent hand release, but the body type doesn't do it for me.

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;4337390]No signs of Inga. Damn it seems she is gone forever but I would pay good money to see her again. Choices now are older heavy ladies. Olga, Nata (massive DD's but massive everywhere else also), and new girl Irma who is short and also very pudgy. I've seen both Olga and Nata over the years and both give very good strong massages with excellent hand release, but the body type doesn't do it for me.[/QUOTE]Big loss when Inga left, best by far IMHO at CT. Never had a chance to get her cell unfortunately.

Irma gives an extremely hard massage and decent finish. Allowed OTC but pulled away from more.

She also works at Miracle Massage on Peterson and Cicero which I have never been but sounds legit.

[QUOTE=PunkAsFuck;4332846]Will someone please pm me Sylvia's contact info? Searching through the forums I see a reference to old CL posts that don't appear to be there at this time. Thank you![/QUOTE]What you got to give? Sylvia is a treasure. And only 8 posts. ?

[QUOTE=MeNU469;4328825]Saw Sylvia again. She claims to only buy batteries from Costco because she goes through so many of them so frequently.[/QUOTE]Have her head over to Harbor Freight this weekend. 24 pk of AA or AAA's for $4.99. Compare to Energizer. 5 star customer rating.

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;4338964]Have her head over to Harbor Freight this weekend. 24 pk of AA or AAA's for $4.99. Compare to Energizer. 5 star customer rating.[/QUOTE]Have you tried harbor freight batteries? Are they decent?

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;4337390]No signs of Inga. Damn it seems she is gone forever but I would pay good money to see her again. Choices now are older heavy ladies. Olga, Nata (massive DD's but massive everywhere else also), and new girl Irma who is short and also very pudgy. I've seen both Olga and Nata over the years and both give very good strong massages with excellent hand release, but the body type doesn't do it for me.[/QUOTE]Yes, massage is good, maybe unnecessarily strong. There is a lot of pressure mainly due to her body weight. But a release is rather too rough, kinda sadistic. Could be appreciated by some, not me though.

Any good EMP in the Joliet Naperville Aurora areas? Been to a few Asian parlors and would like to start mixing it up.

I spoke to her recently. I can confirm first hand that she has officially retired. She's only handling the booking now for the massage therapists working out of her old space. It's quite a loss. She was petite, friendly, and offered top shelf customer service. She was sharp about handling the session, without ever getting too cold like some Euros in the scene. She wouldn't reveal why she's retiring. I'll have my work cut out for me to find an adequate replacement.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;4350935]I spoke to her recently. I can confirm first hand that she has officially retired. She's only handling the booking now for the massage therapists working out of her old space. It's quite a loss. She was petite, friendly, and offered top shelf customer service. She was sharp about handling the session, without ever getting too cold like some Euros in the scene. She wouldn't reveal why she's retiring. I'll have my work cut out for me to find an adequate replacement.[/QUOTE]Sigh, now that it is on here it is true for sure. Bah. Nothing is a forever thing in Euro land sadly. I will never again hear from her, that I am a bad boy, LOL.

[QUOTE=ItsHowdyDoody;4354072]Sigh, now that it is on here it is true for sure. Bah. Nothing is a forever thing in Euro land sadly. I will never again hear from her, that I am a bad boy, LOL.[/QUOTE]We are all bad boys indeed.

Saw Linda in Northbrook. Cute girl. Took the hour long massage for. 8 which was light / sensual touch. Flipped for a really nice HE for another. 4.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chicago/body-rubs/1360097[/URL]

Anyone else have experience with her?

[QUOTE=WalkBob;4376787]Saw Linda in Northbrook. Cute girl. Took the hour long massage for. 8 which was light / sensual touch. Flipped for a really nice HE for another. 4.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chicago/body-rubs/1360097[/URL]

Anyone else have experience with her?[/QUOTE]Was topless / touching on top permitted?

[QUOTE=WalkBob;4376787]Saw Linda in Northbrook. Cute girl. Took the hour long massage for. 8 which was light / sensual touch. Flipped for a really nice HE for another. 4.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chicago/body-rubs/1360097[/URL]

Anyone else have experience with her?[/QUOTE]A lot of Euro enthusiasts here have met her. RTFF, the closer you get to her, more disappointed you will become.

[QUOTE=Walker333;4377999]A lot of Euro enthusiasts here have met her. RTFF, the closer you get to her, more disappointed you will become.[/QUOTE]The more disinterested you will learn she is. It's all about the most money in the shortest period of time.

[QUOTE=WalkBob;4376787]Saw Linda in Northbrook. Cute girl. Took the hour long massage for. 8 which was light / sensual touch. Flipped for a really nice HE for another. 4.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chicago/body-rubs/1360097[/URL]

Anyone else have experience with her?[/QUOTE]Or you didn't post the link correctly.

[QUOTE=Walker333;4377999]A lot of Euro enthusiasts here have met her. RTFF, the closer you get to her, more disappointed you will become.[/QUOTE]Eh ya, nothing special. Older a bit than she appears in pics as well.

Has anyone hit up Yankee stadium Marias lately? Pretty stale goings on Euro land, and a few decent options seemingly retired from business overall.

[QUOTE=ItsHowdyDoody;4382205]Eh ya, nothing special. Older a bit than she appears in pics as well.

Has anyone hit up Yankee stadium Marias lately? Pretty stale goings on Euro land, and a few decent options seemingly retired from business overall.[/QUOTE]Inga from CT in Northbrook was working there 3 days a week recently, Preferred 1/2 sessions. Went by irina.

[QUOTE=Wanderer8118;4394730]Thank you for the leading sources. The booker at 530 lies and has me sit there for over an hour something. 262 has no relation to 530?[/QUOTE]Different bookers that use to be friends, but I hear no longer.

I visited CT this week. I saw a new person "Mia". She gave he a great massage. If you like a legit deep tissue massage, she will be the person. She does not offer any extras. (With the recent shutdowns all over, I do not blame her). I will repeat for a good massage.

[QUOTE=TR5321;4399526]I visited CT this week. I saw a new person "Mia". She gave he a great massage. If you like a legit deep tissue massage, she will be the person. She does not offer any extras. (With the recent shutdowns all over, I do not blame her). I will repeat for a good massage.[/QUOTE]Thanks for Tofft. Age and appearance? Are you saying not even standard finish or just nothing beyond HJ?

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;4401458]Thanks for Tofft. Age and appearance? Are you saying not even standard finish or just nothing beyond HJ?[/QUOTE]Tried her 3 x. All came home empty handed. Totally legit. She is OK at best. Booker claims she is 29. I think she is more along the lines of mid 30's. Short. Nothing to be had.

Went to Maria's in Skokie. It appears that the place is going down. Dust and filth were everywhere. The toilet was scary. The towels on the table seems to be unchanged since Christmas. For 70 per hour I would expect to have at least some basic hygienic environment. I hope that someone who is in charge will read it.

Agneska, about 40 (year old Slightly overweight, with sticking out belly, was the mt. I've been to that place many times, she saw me before going in and out, but had never had a chance to provide any services. Upon coming to the room she collected 70 house fee then proceeded to massage. Actually there was no massage, instead it was just some sporadic spread of tons of oil on my back and legs. It lasted about 15 minutes, then without any prior teasing she suggested to turn over and demanded 120 for L1 upfront. I obviously refused, then she continued to spread gallons of oil on my front and in about 10 minutes reduced her demand to 60, still upfront. I agreed, she did the job fully dressed. After the finish she immediately stopped, handed to me some paper towel and left the room. I was shorted approximately 20 minutes, she didn't even bother to wipe oil from my body. As a result my dress shirt was ruined, I discovered some traces of oil even on the back side of my tie.

It was probably one of worst services that I've seen in last 20 years.

Just saw her a few days ago. Immediately upon entering the room she offered L1 and demanded 200 for full nude or 150 dressed up. I declined and was ready to leave, but she reluctantly reduced to 100 fully clothed, pointing that she was in a good mood, but the next time it definitely will not happen for so low. In 20 min the whole thing was over.

I'm done with this place. The whole setup looks, smells and feels like shit. The talent, suffering from GPS, consists of money hangry, lazy bitches.

Please do not tip when the MT doesn't include at least L1 with massage.

[QUOTE=TR5321;4399526]I visited CT this week. I saw a new person "Mia". She gave he a great massage. If you like a legit deep tissue massage, she will be the person. She does not offer any extras. (With the recent shutdowns all over, I do not blame her). I will repeat for a good massage.[/QUOTE]

HI, I live the Madison area of Wisconsin and used to frequent the shops in Belvidere and Rockford. Well as you know they have been shut down, so looking into the EMPs in the Chicago area. I get to Chicago quite often and did visit GH in Schaumburg a few years ago. Natalie was great. Last week I stopped in at Norwood on Milwaukee avenue and had a session with Nancy. Friendly girl nice session with HE. I pretty much have a list of the places such as CT, Marias, Solar. Haven't tired those yet and will report when I do. The one I am having trouble locating any phone number for is Chicago Therapeutic Massage on Montrose; can anyone help me out? Thanks.

The only non AMP left in Madison is The Geisha House. It's OK been there for years. A little expensive and the quality of girls does vary quite a lot. There are reports in the Wisconsin / Madison section.

[QUOTE=Walker333;4424426]Went to Maria's in Skokie. It appears that the place is going down. Dust and filth were everywhere. The toilet was scary. The towels on the table seems to be unchanged since Christmas. For 70 per hour I would expect to have at least some basic hygienic environment. I hope that someone who is in charge will read it.

Agneska, about 40 (year old Slightly overweight, with sticking out belly, was the mt. I've been to that place many times, she saw me before going in and out, but had never had a chance to provide any services. Upon coming to the room she collected 70 house fee then proceeded to massage. Actually there was no massage, instead it was just some sporadic spread of tons of oil on my back and legs. It lasted about 15 minutes, then without any prior teasing she suggested to turn over and demanded 120 for L1 upfront. I obviously refused, then she continued to spread gallons of oil on my front and in about 10 minutes reduced her demand to 60, still upfront. I agreed, she did the job fully dressed. After the finish she immediately stopped, handed to me some paper towel and left the room. I was shorted approximately 20 minutes, she didn't even bother to wipe oil from my body. As a result my dress shirt was ruined, I discovered some traces of oil even on the back side of my tie.

It was probably one of worst services that I've seen in last 20 years.[/QUOTE]Thank you, based on your report you saved me a frustrating experience and a laundry bill.

[QUOTE=Roy;4432235]HI, I live the Madison area of Wisconsin and used to frequent the shops in Belvidere and Rockford. Well as you know they have been shut down, so looking into the EMPs in the Chicago area. I get to Chicago quite often and did visit GH in Schaumburg a few years ago. Natalie was great. Last week I stopped in at Norwood on Milwaukee avenue and had a session with Nancy. Friendly girl nice session with HE. I pretty much have a list of the places such as CT, Marias, Solar. Haven't tired those yet and will report when I do. The one I am having trouble locating any phone number for is Chicago Therapeutic Massage on Montrose; can anyone help me out? Thanks.

The only non AMP left in Madison is The Geisha House. It's OK been there for years. A little expensive and the quality of girls does vary quite a lot. There are reports in the Wisconsin / Madison section.[/QUOTE]Chicago Therapeutic on Montrose (773)*905-9688. Not much on them here. Reviews on another site suck. I've never been. Euro scene is largely in Northbrook and has gone downhill recently with older staff at CT and Maria and serious GPS problems you'll see just below. CT only has older heavy Polish ladies right now except for Inga who wants way too much $$. Same BS at Maria's which was my go-to for a couple years. Solar & Quality is fine but expensive 100 for nude L1. More fun can be had at Tat's and Lovely Touch (basya) but you may not get much of a massage. RTTF for other options in Schaumburg and Arlington heights.

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;4433038]Chicago Therapeutic on Montrose (773)*905-9688. Not much on them here. Reviews on another site suck. I've never been. Euro scene is largely in Northbrook and has gone downhill recently with older staff at CT and Maria and serious GPS problems you'll see just below. CT only has older heavy Polish ladies right now except for Inga who wants way too much $$. Same BS at Maria's which was my go-to for a couple years. Solar & Quality is fine but expensive 100 for nude L1. More fun can be had at Tat's and Lovely Touch (basya) but you may not get much of a massage. RTTF for other options in Schaumburg and Arlington heights.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info.

I get down to Chicago every couple weeks and Looking forward to trying some of these. I have been doing a lot of research on the forum and that's why I love this website. There just was not much on here about Chicago Therapeutic.

[QUOTE=Roy;4433267]Thanks for the info.

I get down to Chicago every couple weeks and Looking forward to trying some of these. I have been doing a lot of research on the forum and that's why I love this website. There just was not much on here about Chicago Therapeutic.[/QUOTE]Every time I've been to CTM this past year its been the same woman there. Forgot her name, but above average massage and standard L1. Nothing special, but always consistent.

[QUOTE=CubsFan123;4433320]Every time I've been to CTM this past year its been the same woman there. Forgot her name, but above average massage and standard L1. Nothing special, but always consistent.[/QUOTE]That would be Iowana (ivana).

As usual tho, RTFF as many of these have been covered as much as they can with the slow things going on Euro land. I believe CTM has a new provider but other than Ivana they don't stick around very long usually.

[QUOTE=ReadyForRub;4378332]The more disinterested you will learn she is. It's all about the most money in the shortest period of time.[/QUOTE]Yup. It only takes a couple visits before you can see that her attitude is really bleak. If you're not in a rational mood (and we've all been there) she will rob you blind. But she's also kind of variable on her rates. If you firmly tell her "This is what I want, this is what I'll give you, and nothing more. If that doesn't work then I'll go to other providers", she might fold. But it's such a buzzkill to have that kind of interaction with someone. That's why I don't see her. She's not terrible looking though, and she has decent technique with her hands. I would guess she's in her 50's. Her body is super bony though. It's not soft at all. She should quit smoking and eat more healthy fats or something.

I will say that I really like the massage table where she works. Very comfortable. But yeah stay rational guys. Do not overpay. Every time you overpay it encourages them to raise rates.

[QUOTE=ItsHowdyDoody;4434335]
I believe CTM has a new provider but other than Ivana they don't stick around very long usually.[/QUOTE]There was a hot Ukrainian working there almost two years ago. Sweet petite thing with a nice personality. Anybody know where she went?

[QUOTE=Pscones;4376885]Was topless / touching on top permitted?[/QUOTE]I did not get there as I was rubbing her ass so don't know.

[QUOTE=Walker333;4377999]A lot of Euro enthusiasts here have met her. RTFF, the closer you get to her, more disappointed you will become.[/QUOTE]Sounds like no reason to make a repeat trip then.

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;4293723]Inga at Creative wasn't available so I took a shot with Basya. She's a middle aged Polish lady but she stays in pretty good shape and her skin looks much younger than her age. Not much of a massage just with some light rubbing. She will cover your ass with a small towel to maintain appearances but didn't bother when I removed it after a few minutes of getting to know you discussion. I rubbed her legs a little to get her vibe and she was cool with my roaming. After the flip she did some leg and chest massage, again very light, before moving to the finish. No negotiation and no hassle so that's a huge plus. Good technique on the finish although I would have liked more teasing and suspense. She allowed plenty of roaming (breasts out while my hands explored her ass and crotch otc) so I get the feeling more is available with Basya. Might return and try for BJ. Might also try Marta next door. I asked about 4 hand and Basya said that's available but for double the house fee. No thanks. I'll pay double tips but not double house unless there's something really special like some girl-on-girl play.[/QUOTE]I wouldn't call her middle-aged, I would guess she's in her 60's. She got the job done but I wouldn't repeat. My experience was just kind of flat. Flat personality, flat technique, flat looks.

Stopped in Tat's in Northbrook today. They still are probably the best Euro experience you can find in the area. Shorted on time, but its a massage, that's not a big deal, very sensual, no talk of money, and got everything I needed. Really, I wouldn't go anywhere else at this point.

[QUOTE=HonkyDonkyMan;4437859]Stopped in Tat's in Northbrook today. They still are probably the best Euro experience you can find in the area. Shorted on time, but its a massage, that's not a big deal, very sensual, no talk of money, and got everything I needed. Really, I wouldn't go anywhere else at this point.[/QUOTE]Yes, the place is solid, although, depending on a MT YMMV. So, whom did you see?

[QUOTE=HonkyDonkyMan;4437859]Stopped in Tat's in Northbrook today. They still are probably the best Euro experience you can find in the area. Shorted on time, but its a massage, that's not a big deal, very sensual, no talk of money, and got everything I needed. Really, I wouldn't go anywhere else at this point.[/QUOTE]What extras are available?

HJ? BJ? FS?

[QUOTE=GoldenGreek;4438690]What extras are available?

HJ? BJ? FS?[/QUOTE]Anyone know where Bozema went?