Massage Parlor Reports

Went to Crystal again. After the first time was so bland and boring I figured I'd try it once more and see if it got better as time went on. It didn't. Table shower totally robotic and no teasing, massage was half-hearted and didn't even feel good. Then the girl asked for the tip up front again (I hate that and honestly Crystal is the first AMP I've ever experienced that in, every other time the tip has been accepted at the end.) Everything was very mechanical and unenthusiastic. Nothing like Rainbow and not even as good as Chowan. I don't think I'll be going to Crystal again, it just felt like a terrible waste of money for lackluster service.

[QUOTE=GentleSnacker;6325075]Went to Crystal again. After the first time was so bland and boring I figured I'd try it once more and see if it got better as time went on. It didn't. Table shower totally robotic and no teasing, massage was half-hearted and didn't even feel good. Then the girl asked for the tip up front again (I hate that and honestly Crystal is the first AMP I've ever experienced that in, every other time the tip has been accepted at the end.) Everything was very mechanical and unenthusiastic. Nothing like Rainbow and not even as good as Chowan. I don't think I'll be going to Crystal again, it just felt like a terrible waste of money for lackluster service.[/QUOTE]That's so weird. Who did you have? I went this weekend and had the exact opposite experience. TS was playful and Sara gave me a mini-HJ in there, calling it "practice for the massage. " I usually leave the tip out when the provider leaves the room after the TS to get the hot towels etc., just to avoid having to discuss what I want and haggle later, and she didn't even look at it until the massage was over. It was one of the better sessions I've had at Crystal.

That said, you're right, it's still nowhere near as good as Rainbow was by any measure.

Had a chance to take Exit to visit here. Got an text months ago but didn't have a chance to see her. Just stopped in she looked surprised for my appearance. She was much skinner than last year and looked sexier. She told me Sarah is available 40 minutes later. I said Ok and waited in a room. I should call her ahead. Waited Sarah for 15 minutes and changed my mind. Asked Nana if she could take care of me and she replied yes. TS was nice. Place is clean though a bit cold. She sprayed warm water and then put a pair of gloves put a oil or soap (idk) to rub my back. I felt a little bit of cold sensation but it was good. She told me it's a body scrub and helpful cleaning my skin. Feeling like she was scratching my itch so I asked her to do some more on my back btwn shoulder blades because I feel some itchy every so often. I appreciated her job. I can't reach that spots bothering me but she can!! I might have one good reason why I should come back to Nana.

She rinsed dried me off and led me to the room again. She had me lay down on the table, face down. She quickly put hot towels on my back which was So Good. Asked me whether she goes deep or medium. I replied "deep" and she climbed up the table after massaging my neck. Her neck massage skills must be top notch. She held the bar up her head and stepped on me. Moved up and down my back and legs. Back walking with hot towel is a must in Vermont in Winter. I think I took a short nap. I felt she went down to start hot stone. Before that she asked me I'd try it. Very sweet and professional lady. Got 3-4 minute hot stone massage. Guess we already spent 35-40 minutes. And by this time, my body got relaxed enough so I told her what I wanted and she really followed the instruction well. I'll ask 90 minutes on my next visit. Totally worth a visit. I do hate waiting so will make an appts first!

[QUOTE=GentleSnacker;6325075]Went to Crystal again. After the first time was so bland and boring I figured I'd try it once more and see if it got better as time went on. It didn't. Table shower totally robotic and no teasing, massage was half-hearted and didn't even feel good. Then the girl asked for the tip up front again (I hate that and honestly Crystal is the first AMP I've ever experienced that in, every other time the tip has been accepted at the end.) Everything was very mechanical and unenthusiastic. Nothing like Rainbow and not even as good as Chowan. I don't think I'll be going to Crystal again, it just felt like a terrible waste of money for lackluster service.[/QUOTE]Place was horribleu.

Not goig again. Why no sex there? Do I need to go multiple times to get good sex? Anyone know what new routine is? At rainbows it was easy was not a questions they know I go for sex, now who nose with this Crystal spa. What is crystal? Certainly not the old hag womaen there, maybe it is because they want be Crystal clear there is no sex?

[QUOTE=GentleSnacker;6325075]Went to Crystal again. After the first time was so bland and boring I figured I'd try it once more and see if it got better as time went on. It didn't. Table shower totally robotic and no teasing, massage was half-hearted and didn't even feel good. Then the girl asked for the tip up front again (I hate that and honestly Crystal is the first AMP I've ever experienced that in, every other time the tip has been accepted at the end.) Everything was very mechanical and unenthusiastic. Nothing like Rainbow and not even as good as Chowan. I don't think I'll be going to Crystal again, it just felt like a terrible waste of money for lackluster service.[/QUOTE]Hellow fellow monger AMP veteren Solicitor of Woman nice to meet you how are you.

My question to you is weree you aboe to achieve sex at Crystal? I went 1 time last week and was not offer anything. Do I need to go 2-3 times before it is offer to me? Thanks you any respones or DM me plaese. Thank you.

-Harly.

[QUOTE=Breer5411;6341139]Hellow fellow monger AMP veteren Solicitor of Woman nice to meet you how are you.

My question to you is weree you aboe to achieve sex at Crystal? I went 1 time last week and was not offer anything. Do I need to go 2-3 times before it is offer to me? Thanks you any respones or DM me plaese. Thank you.

-Harly.[/QUOTE]Is there a Password or Coedword I need to say to the mamason wen I show up? Like maybe I say chingchangchong and that allows sex? Or maybe PerfectlyPoundPinkPuss? Can someone DM me the secret code?

[QUOTE=Breer5411;6341153]Is there a Password or Coedword I need to say to the mamason wen I show up? Like maybe I say chingchangchong and that allows sex? Or maybe PerfectlyPoundPinkPuss? Can someone DM me the secret code?[/QUOTE]I need the password for sex ar cristal Spa in Battleborough Vt.

Thanks -Harly.

Not really sure if ethnic slurs and racial remarks to mock the Chinese language or people of Asian decent has a place on these boards. Just sayin'.

[QUOTE=Breer5411;6341153]Is there a Password or Coedword I need to say to the mamason wen I show up? Like maybe I say chingchangchong and that allows sex? [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MMartin;6341544]Not really sure if ethnic slurs and racial remarks to mock the Chinese language or people of Asian decent has a place on these boards. Just sayin'.[/QUOTE]No Honey. If you can afford it, you can buy it.

[QUOTE=MMartin;6341544]Not really sure if ethnic slurs and racial remarks to mock the Chinese language or people of Asian decent has a place on these boards. Just sayin'.[/QUOTE]Def NOT RACEST. Crazy I just need the passwords to have sex. I Love Chinee Woman for sure. Big problem is alot of the chinee woman at AMP and Hotel AMP is BIG PIECE OF SHIT. Has nothing to do with the races, the last few provides I have seen needed a swift kick to their nasty hairy HooHahs that get pounded by 20-25 Dirty old men everyday.

[QUOTE=MMartin;6341544]Not really sure if ethnic slurs and racial remarks to mock the Chinese language or people of Asian decent has a place on these boards. Just sayin'.[/QUOTE]Noone give AF what their races is, if the nasty disgusting, pork flied lice eating Woman of the Night were white or black or green or red, I be saying same thing when they gove me horrible service. How dare they steal my money and also give BAD services to someone who is handicap like myself. Also I fight in war for their freedom in this cuntry and now they cannot even let me Blow my nutafter I pay them 200 $? Next time they don't give me orgasm climax I am taking my money back, one way or other. Fuck them, figuretivel and literally, they are cockroaches.

[QUOTE=Breer5411;6342251]Noone give AF what their races is, if the nasty disgusting, pork flied lice eating Woman of the Night were white or black or green or red, I be saying same thing when they gove me horrible service. How dare they steal my money and also give BAD services to someone who is handicap like myself. Also I fight in war for their freedom in this cuntry and now they cannot even let me Blow my nutafter I pay them 200 $? Next time they don't give me orgasm climax I am taking my money back, one way or other. Fuck them, figuretivel and literally, they are cockroaches.[/QUOTE]After reading quite a few of your posts, you come off as very angry and very unhinged. You should consider seeking professional counselling to address that. You're a total fucknut.

CH.'

[QUOTE=ColaHunter;6342560]After reading quite a few of your posts, you come off as very angry and very unhinged. You should consider seeking professional counselling to address that. You're a total fucknut.

CH.'[/QUOTE]Thank you. I actually think you are probably one of the better poseters here, always informative and I value your opinion. Always a good time my friend, stay safe happy hunting my bro.

[QUOTE=Tickerr3165;6341798]No Honey. If you can afford it, you can buy it.[/QUOTE]I am being serious. I live in Sprfingfield VT and have heard there is FS here but have not gon here yet. My handicap does not allow me to travel without my chalerone so I need to schedule in advance so why I do not want to go without kmowing if I can acheive the FullService if I make the trip.

[QUOTE=Breer5411;6343053]Thank you. I actually think you are probably one of the better poseters here, always informative and I value your opinion. Always a good time my friend, stay safe happy hunting my bro.[/QUOTE]Dude, you just need to mellow out a little. That's all.

CH.