Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BertieAhern;3410236]I've heard the girl is moving. Is that true?[/QUOTE]Lulu (or maybe its Lilly, I can't tell) is leaving, not sure about CoCo or Annie. Will try to find out after the Pens game tonight.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;3410248]Well I guess you get the "prize" today Dave! All you have to do is Look in the Massage section (Pitt.) , it is listed many times, (PLUM, PLUM and more PLUM)! If you want to go just a little Further, next to the Red door, Flower -shop in Plum! Now would you like me to go and Fuck them for you to?(will, did) Was that so hard? It maybe took what 1 minute to find? Now do you homework please, don't ask, read, listen, go back on the post board,(days, weeks) its all in front of you! Give first, then ask. Thnk you, now I feel a lot better, I may be starting my period this week, sorry for my short behavior, But, WTF? Plum has been on for a long time, just take some time to look, then you won't have to get (summons) by this Ass Hole, ME!! Drk.[/QUOTE]Why look shit up when I just have dorks like you do my work.

[QUOTE=PghDave412;3410690]Why look shit up when I just have dorks like you do my work.[/QUOTE]Does your mother know you are on her computer?

[QUOTE=Darkshades;3409082]Not a first time poster and was not "demanding" anything from anyone. I have contributed reviews the past and will again the future. I don't think DSOM was insulted muy post and if so, he is more than capable of straightening me out. I have had some fun on Carson, but don't think have located his place yet. By the way, no I am not Uncle LEO.[/QUOTE]Little Dark, I was not referring to you as the first time poster. I was referring to the individual that Big Dark gave the directions to. Geez. I do know how to read the number of posts attributed to a user, and I see that you do have 37 posts. My God, I'm not stupid.

[QUOTE=PghDave412;3410690]Why look shit up when I just have dorks like you do my work.[/QUOTE]While I'm sure DarkSideOfMe is fully capable of speaking for and defending himself, let me give you some words of wisdom, Dave. You are a newcomer to this board. Your juvenile insult to a very well respected member on this board will not endear you to anyone. Respect on this board is earned, not given, and you haven't earned anything yet. Do your homework. RTFF. Contribute something and just maybe someone will consider you worthy of respect.

So there's this place called "Body Works" on Pine Hollow Road in the Kennedy Township / McKees Rocks area that has been on my radar for a while, but I didn't try it until today. I don't recall seeing anything about it in the forum, so I thought I was taking one for the team until I got on here this evening and saw someone else mention Pine Hollow Rd within the last 2 days.

Anyway I drove to the building, and it kind of looked abandoned. There was one vehicle parked in the lot besides mine. There was a phone number for the AMP on the sign in the parking lot so I called to make sure that I had the right place. The lady that picked up the phone said that I can come by. So I gave it a couple of minutes before walking in.

So I get inside, and the same lady that answered the phone appeared from a room in the back and escorted me to another room. Before she left, she said something to me but her English was so poor that I didn't understand what she said. Anyway I get comfortable and 10 minutes pass by with no one coming into the room. So by this time I'm thinking I could use a quick run to the bathroom, so I put my clothes back on and open the door to wait for someone to escort me to the bathroom. No one is in the hallway, so I wait another 5 minutes or so because I didn't want to assume I had full run of the place. After waiting as long as I could, my patience ran out so I just decided to leave. I was half way to my vehicle when the same girl came running out the door screaming "10 MORE MINUTES! 10 MORE MINUTES! I said screw this, and left. From the time I entered to the time I left, I think 25 minutes elapsed. The only lady that was there was not that attractive. Late 40's, maybe early 50's. I will not return.

[QUOTE=Sc1919;3411533]So there's this place called "Body Works" on Pine Hollow Road in the Kennedy Township / McKees Rocks area that has been on my radar for a while, but I didn't try it until today. I don't recall seeing anything about it in the forum, so I thought I was taking one for the team until I got on here this evening and saw someone else mention Pine Hollow Rd within the last 2 days.

Anyway I drove to the building, and it kind of looked abandoned. There was one vehicle parked in the lot besides mine. There was a phone number for the AMP on the sign in the parking lot so I called to make sure that I had the right place. The lady that picked up the phone said that I can come by. So I gave it a couple of minutes before walking in.

So I get inside, and the same lady that answered the phone appeared from a room in the back and escorted me to another room. Before she left, she said something to me but her English was so poor that I didn't understand what she said. Anyway I get comfortable and 10 minutes pass by with no one coming into the room. So by this time I'm thinking I could use a quick run to the bathroom, so I put my clothes back on and open the door to wait for someone to escort me to the bathroom. No one is in the hallway, so I wait another 5 minutes or so because I didn't want to assume I had full run of the place. After waiting as long as I could, my patience ran out so I just decided to leave. I was half way to my vehicle when the same girl came running out the door screaming "10 MORE MINUTES! 10 MORE MINUTES! I said screw this, and left. From the time I entered to the time I left, I think 25 minutes elapsed. The only lady that was there was not that attractive. Late 40's, maybe early 50's. I will not return.[/QUOTE]One of the girls (round face, a little belly, thick makeup) is very playful. I don't know if she's the one who's leaving. If I were you, I would call first. Showing up just like that is too risky.

[QUOTE=Darkshades;3368568]Kyoto in McKeesport.[/QUOTE]Kyoto and Sky are ok. Same thing with Spa 51 and the two houses in Warren.

I prefer the not so known places, where you usually get a handshake (if that much), but no more. If you can read the signs and are able to play the game, you may end up conquering the girl, and from then on she's yours.

If you want to practice your seducing skills, I recommend this one: [URL]http://pittsburgh.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-asian-spa-412-452-5267/36869094[/URL].

Last week my wife and I went to visit friends near Monroeville. While on Old William Penn Hwy we saw this house on the right with lights flashing like it was still Christmas time. She asked me who would be so dumb to open a massage place on a residential neighbourhood. I shrugged and went on.

Today I went to see what it's all about.

The place smells like smoke. This girl with long hair, wearing a sleeveless top and jorts, who smells like she's been drinking and who introduced herself as Tina, welcomed me, collected the house fee ($50 for the hour), and showed me the room on the left; I declined a four hander.

The door doesn't really shut and, at a time, I saw her kind of waiting for me to disrobe and lay on the table, and then she walked in. The massage itself was OK, with plenty of ass play; quite often she was reaching under, getting a handful and stroking lightly. With about 10 minutes left she started grazing my back, down to my legs, and up to my ass, then reached under again and grabbed me good, and asked me to flip. I was really hard already, and she noticed. Once face up, she didn't even ask: she got some oil and gave me a two hander. I was already at boiling point and didn't last long. She got some paper towels to clean me up, which I didn't like, but what could I do? She finished me up with a scalp and foot massage.

She didn't wipe the oil off my back. Instead, she invited me to the shower, which was pretty good. Back to the room, I got dressed, met her at the entrance, got a cup of water, tipped her $30, and hit the road, Jack.

Oh, I almost forgot. She asked me not to tell the boss. If you're the boss, look the other way.

Any Korean massage parlors in town?

In town for work and read back 40-50 pages to do my due diligence. Just wanted to thank all the contributing board members for their posts. Pieced together enough info that I have a pretty good idea of where Ill be going. Thinking about taking a ride to get a BK Whopper for lunch or maybe picking up some flowers for a girlfriend. May even go rent Desolation of Smaug if theres time. Still working on hooking up with a geeky girl with glasses but am guessing I may already have my hands full with my current schedule. Thanks again to the board and if you want to figure out what places the members are talking about, go back 50 pages and read every post. It is all there. I do this every time I go somewhere to scope the scene. Just feel lucky these guys share anything. Been to many cities where I was flying blind.

Well I had a "Whopper" Fri. Before going to York for the weekend, but got a "dead fish" sandwich instead! Stopped first thing in the morning, Linda wasn't there yet (owner),10:00, so I talked to all 3 girls for a little on the sofa out front for about 15 minutes. Nee Nee was looking very sexy, short dress, heels, low top, tits out, wanting to fuck me, she was very persistent, pulling me to the front room! I should of gone with my first impression and gone with her. I said no, went for" Long hair" today, who I hadn't been with in 3 months, or the last 4 times, I was in, always was Nee Nee all the time, who is a nymph and fucks my brains out! "Long hair" has always been great (FS. BJ.) to me also, we go back to the days in the old building down the road, (4 years now). Well "Long hair" was very sexy also, dressed, short dress, but, you guess it by now, that "time of the month", nothing but" Dead Fish with CATCHUP", I was so fucking irritated, nothing sexy about a pair of Granny's with a big Pad under them, I was so turned off, said" No" to a HJ, nothing, leaving with my "Whopper" in my hands for a long trip, to " DRY" York, a little lighter in the pocket also! Why do we do this? Drk. LOL.

It was a little past it's prime.

Made the drive around lunch and after some traffic and google trying to run me off a cliff made it to the flower shop. Did a quick drive by to make sure Uncle LEO wasnt shopping. Saw the coast was clear and there was a spot right out front. Went in and nobody around so grabbed a seat on the couch. Heard some shuffling around upstairs and down strolls another monger. I looked at him and he at me and the owner quickly shooed me into the table shower room. She came back and as we walked up the stairs she asked if I'd been before and who it was. I had never been so followed a former report and said Amy. She kinda stutter stepped for a sec and went with it. Got to room and paid the $45/ hr. She asked how much I tip and I said I'd tip her well depending on the massage. She took the money and watched me undress so. Hmmm. This may be good. She was probably in her 50's with big tits, a little tummy and a round face with hair below her shoulders. Maybe a 4. 5 on the AMP scale from my experience. The place was busy. Every room was full and no selection so I went with it to build some rep.

So I finish undressing and round the table with her standing right there so I reach over and give her a hug with junior brushing her crotch. She looked down and smiled so I grabbed my dick and started rubbing it on her pussy otc. Another smile. Lotsa questions but the usual language barrier. I broke out some caveman Cantonese and she laughed. She had to run out of the room a couple times to get the door and was almost constantly checking out the window at the parking lot so was kinda distracting. 15 min tops of her just pushing on my back while I was busy rubbing her ass, pussy and tits and the ass teasing began. Rolled to my side facing her and pulled out a boob and began sucking and flicking her nipple with my tongue. That was all the aok she needed and went straight for the oil.

She rounded the table and started stroking. Was hoping for more so motioned for a BBBJ and FS but she said she doesn't do that. Which was kinda ok because she wasnt especially hot but thought I'd throw ole girl a bone if she was up for it.

I pulled down the front of her pants and started working her clit with my thumb. It was kinda funny because after a minute the faster I worked her clit the faster she jerked and the tighter her grip. Well the fireworks went off and she kept on going to get all the demons out cleaned me up and sat on the edge of the table massaging my arm.

Apparently she like to read palms so I just let her go with it as she contantly looked out the window. I finally got her to massage my legs which were sore from my 10 mi run last weekend. Towards the end I introduced myself so I could get her name and she said her name was "Amy". And asked how long its been since I visited. Er. Um. Yea, I lost a bunch of weight and grew a beard. I'm guessing she knew I was full of bs but didn't make a big deal about it since the deed was done. Asked for a table shower which could use some sprucing up but got the job done, I dressed and met her at the front desk. Thing is I only had a. 20 and a $ bill. I handed her the $ and asked for change hoping she didn't just keep it. She gave me back all. 20's and I left her. 40. Of course, she gave me the sad puppy dog eyes and stuck out her bottom lip but. 40 was generous for the HJ, half ass massage and gnarley table shower.

So. 85 otd.

Dixie_wrecked bang for buck-O-meter is about a 3. I got a spa / cmt quality massage with amazing HJ finish last Thursday from a hot 20 yr old mixed girl with tits that I would marry for. 60 otd. In Atlanta.

The search will continue. PMs appreciated if anyone feels like sharing.

There is an AMP in Robinson just off of Steubenville Pike called Magic Hands Massage. I visited this place 2 years ago and was not impressed. I work in this general area, and there are not many options (the Carnegie Thai spot is my go-to in this area and the only one I've had success). So I decided to give Magic Hands another try, hoping things got a little better. Well, they haven't. Not really at least.

My masseuse was a lady in her late 40's, maybe very early 50's. Definitely not a spinner type. Average build. Massage was decent, but she didn't let me touch her at all. While I was face down I did manage to get her to play with the boys prior to the flip. On the flip, she oiled up junior, and gave me the worst, most mechanical HJ I've ever had. She stood LITERALLY at arm's length while stroking and constantly looked at the clock. I actually told her to stop the HJ and just finished the massage. $38 for the hour + $10 tip. She didn't even deserve that but I'm not a complete asshole.

Fooled me twice. I won't return.

[QUOTE=Nationalchamp;3417336]Towards the end I introduced myself so I could get her name and she said her name was "Amy".[/QUOTE]Is she the girl with big jugs, or another girl with the same name?