Home from Afghanistan - Middletown stroll
I will apologize in advance for the length of this post….
Arrived back here this week on a two week vacation from Afghanistan. After getting a good dose of real food and liquor I decided to stroll through some old hotspots, see what the sw scene had to offer.
Rolled the regular route: Curtis, First, back alley, Central. The warmer weather had brought some ladies out. There was a lot of leo activity on Curtis, so I rolled right through. Then I spotted a brunette… about an 8 on sw scale. Made a quick stop, she jumped in, passed checks. Said her name was Apple Bottom (how clever). Talked about rates, and she quoted .4 for bbbjcim, .8 for H&H. I slowed, told her she was out of my price range… and she asked for offers. Told her I could do .45 for H&H in my room, possible tips for great customer service. She reluctantly agreed.
On the way to motel, she noticed my obvious deformity from one of my previous trips to the sandbox. (I lost a few body parts to an IED) A conversation forms, and I was impressed with her articulation and ability to hold an adult conversation.
Made it to the room, and she was all business. Great customer service skills. BBBJ, covered K9, doggie, ended quickly in missionary. Had a little more conversation: learned she is independent, doesn’t have a handler. Does not walk much, has had a pretty regular stream of clients who repeat to keep her busy. (Phone rang about 5 times during our 1.5 hrs together). After talking a bit, without a prompt she went back to bbbj, then rode like a professional cowgirl. After the second pop I was spent, and she had “business” to take care of.
When pulling out of the motel, she asked if I could swing through McD’s…. sure why not. (At this point there had not been any exchange of donation) She ordered like 10 sandwiches, fries and a drink. When pulling up to pay I made a smart remark about the cost of the food, and she said it was no prob, to take it out of what I owed her. “She doesn’t look for charity.” I was shocked.
Got to her drop location, handed her $45 bucks, and she actually tried to return $10 for the food. Told her it was a tip. She left, drama free.
Now, I know I have been gone for awhile, but this cant be the norm around here! All in all, a great first stroll on US soil. Not exactly a GFE, but very pleasant. Apple Bottom: 5’6”, 125ish, Brown hair, 36A, bigger backside. Did not give up digits. Did not allow pics.
By the way, been over in Afghan for quite awhile. I want to thank all the regular contributors, I have lived vicariously through you over the last year.
My plan was to hopefully pay a visit to one of the more popular, well reviewed girls from the other posts (Callie or TongueTwister); but I am so darn frugal, don’t know if I can part with that much cash for a few minutes of fun…. Will wait and see!
Why this Forum works--thanks
Why this forum works:
A friend decided to try a SW. He read very carefully the advice on this site. Then, when the time came, he went out and found. Nothing. Cruised the normal areas, nothing to be found. About to give up, he saw a WSW, 5 of the SW scale, who gave him a hard stare which he quickly figured out was "the look"! Went around the block, eyeing the area, let her in the car. Because he read the forum, he knew to do the checks—and everything checked out. Went to a private place for BBBJCIM. He also knew the fair price, and gladly gave his new friend an Andrew Jackson. She asked to be taken back to where he found her—here he didn't know what to do, but did take her back. She left and he was on his way. So all in all, it went well. He says thanks for the advice that he has gleaned from this site.
However, SWs are really not to his liking. Too much risk (which is why I bet some of you like them) too much LEO. But thanks again for letting people newer to the hobby know how to proceed