2000-2004 Archived Reports

New Guy,

Read your first post with passing interest, but I have to tell you that there are a number of inconsistencies present which make you highly suspect.

As I stated, this is my first post.

First of all, the deal in DC is very clear cut and has been for some time in a deal with the local LE and that is no SW on the streets until after midnight. They come out prior to that, they get busted, after that they are left alone. That's a fact. Secondly, you will NOT see SW's on L street or K street during the day, that's bullshit.

Yes, I also stated that I could only find daytime SW's in the NY Ave area.

Third, if I read your post correctly, you said the SW that you FINALLY did pick up wanted 150 for a half hour? That's bullshit too.

Yes, thats what she asked for. I am in my early 20;s and drive a german luxery car, and I find most girls think I am a naive, and try to rip me off. I guess I dont resemble your ordinary monger.

The going rate for decent SW's is always 100 - 150 for an hour. Skanks less. Then you try to tell us that she ended up agreeing to the price of the room? Excuse me for seeming stupid, but that makes no fuckin' sense my friend. You state that you paid 60 for the room plus 10 for the key, right? But she took no additional money? Bullshit. And the "Downtown Hotel"? What the fuck is that?

Downtown Hotel: Ny Ave and PENN St, near the asian market district. She agreed to the price of a room AFTER i tried to drop her off. She said her kid was out riding around in a car and she needed a room BAD.

Finally, it seems to me that if her ass was that gross and her pussy that dry and nasty that you had to settle for a BJ that you ended up paying at least 70 for a BJ to a skank when you can always get a nice SW for 30 - 40 for the same thing.

Well, as I stated, she was in jeans and a t-shirt, so I couldnt see her gut. So yeah, your right, I could have done better, but the whol point of me starting this thread is to help shed light on the daytime cruising scene. So you can either help the cause, or just complain alot.

Sorry to sound like a doubting Thomas guy, but something in your story stinks.

Did some scouting the other night on my way back home. As stated before the local lane on K st was sealed by MPD around 2230 under the guise of some utility work. This was great in one respect but the hairs on my neck started to tingle. By closing K st this forced all of the school gilrs on to L st. The candy store was stocked and loaded. I sat in a couple of good spots to check out the field while enjoying a nice cigar. HINT **** What MPD was doing was simple...They would pull their car into one of the parking garages I think it was on 15th St) that also lets out onto L st. The cop would stand in the doorway around the famous hooker bar looking down the street for girls getting in cars. They would then swarm the car once it passed and give the driver a load of S***. I also noticed one black caddy that was stopped talking to two undercover officers on 16th by the Hilton for a while. I believe they must use this as another undercover car to fit in with all the pimpmobiles.

Checked out the area down by NY & 6th by MPD Traffic Office. Saw two that might not have been bad (one was nice enough to flash me when I drove by) but since this area has more then its fair share of TV & CD I passed.

Back to L st I noticed two seperate groups of new knockout white SW. Never seen them before and they looked fresh. Saw one trip and twist her ankle while running from the cops. They were right in the mix with the regulars so I guess they were legit.

I met up with Angel again and enjoyed her energy. Donation was the same and I asked her how any frequent flier miles it took for a freebie.

GOLD SPA (202)232-6040, 2318 18th St. N.W.
Anybody been to this one?

Karma & SX - LOS trip is a go... check mail.

Motor, great observations. While I did not note the car in the garage on my last Tue excursion, I would concur the tactics did herd everybody into one area and it was difficult to make a pickup without being in sight of LE...

Vice, (I have to admit, it is unnerving to write something polite on this board to anybody with such a handle) To answer your question, both 1413 and Gold are Korean run establishments. You are looking for ICM or H&H Flotation Spa. There are three reports (all in March) about these establishments and, as with all non-asian MPs, these are strongly YMMV joints.

LoveLOS

New Guy,

I try to give everybody the benefit of the doubt, but I also call 'em like I see 'em. It's not to offend necessarily, merely call you on the carpet on points I either don't understand or don't add up correctly. All of this is my opinion only. Everybody here is free to think or say what they like, including you. Take what I said with a grain of salt and perhaps at least think about my comments when writing other posts to be certain that what you say makes sense.

Plus I like giving new guys shit just for the fuck of it!

New Guy,

I try to give everybody the benefit of the doubt, but I also call 'em like I see 'em. It's not to offend necessarily, merely call you on the carpet on points I either don't understand or don't add up correctly. All of this is my opinion only. Everybody here is free to think or say what they like, including you. Take what I said with a grain of salt and perhaps at least think about my comments when writing other posts to be certain that what you say makes sense.

Plus I like giving new guys shit just for the fuck of it!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by TrashMan
[i]New Guy,

Read your first post with passing interest, but I have to tell you that there are a number of inconsistencies present which make you highly suspect.
First of all, the deal in DC is very clear cut and has been for some time in a deal with the local LE and that is no SW on the streets until after midnight. They come out prior to that, they get busted, after that they are left alone. That's a fact.
Secondly, you will NOT see SW's on L street or K street during the day, that's bullshit.
Third, if I read your post correctly, you said the SW that you FINALLY did pick up wanted 150 for a half hour? That's bullshit too. The going rate for decent SW's is always 100 - 150 for an hour. Skanks less. Then you try to tell us that she ended up agreeing to the price of the room? Excuse me for seeming stupid, but that makes no fuckin' sense my friend. You state that you paid 60 for the room plus 10 for the key, right? But she took no additional money? Bullshit. And the "Downtown Hotel"? What the fuck is that?
Finally, it seems to me that if her ass was that gross and her pussy that dry and nasty that you had to settle for a BJ that you ended up paying at least 70 for a BJ to a skank when you can always get a nice SW for 30 - 40 for the same thing.
Sorry to sound like a doubting Thomas guy, but something in your story stinks [/i][/QUOTE]


ooooo uuuuuu ooooohhhhhhh> Just love Trashman's spankings.

ooooo uuuuuu ooooohhhhhhhhhh!! Feels so good. ;-)

It would appear that the TrashMan hath cometh back ! The next sound you hear is the sweet sound of doom ( in the form of an ass chewing TrashMan style) sweeping down on that poor unsuspecting New Guy.

DC/VA/NC Hunter Cruise Report

Get this Friday I was asked by my company if I could do them a favor and visit a client in College Park, MD. They wanted me to fly out that night and get there for a briefing Saturday at 1 p.m. Needless to say I had to hide my enthuaism for I was was ready to go. I did ask if I could drive as I feigned fear of flight to have the freedom to check out all the areas along the way to. I was told I could drive and given mileage and a per diem.

I left Friday afternoon for DC and arrived in DC approx10:30 Friday night. Knowing ( I RTFF) there would be no action prior to midnight. I just cruised K, L, M, Rhode Island and New York Ave's. Mind you, DC is no stranger to me but it has been at least 2 years since I have mongered here. I checked out possible spots to park to do my deed. I decided to get a room in MD as it was close to where my meeting was. I stayed at a hotel in College Park (right down Rhode Island Ave to the hot spots- okay a few miles!)

I left my room after preparing myself and hit the K street area stroll approx 2:45 am Saturday morning. Where the SW's out in abundance. The only problem is the mongers were everywhere and so were the pimps harassing the girls to the point they could hardly work. I saw little if no LE activity. There was just so much variety that I did not know what to do. I was like a kid in a candy store. The scene was so surreal. SW's in various modes of undress with their actual asses hanging out. Hell, I even saw an expensive car thet a tree had fallen onto and caved in! This place was so unreal! I spotted a real treat! But she would not even look at me. I began to notice a pattern. Most of the SW's would even look at me or just walk the other way when I approached. I parked my vehicle and on foot and from a distance asked this Asian street walker whom I had observed to be an actual hooker what the deal was. She asked me if I was a pimp or LEand I had to assure her that I wasn't. She then told me that the pimps tell the girls not to deal with black guys for fear they may be fellow pimps and if the girls look at or even talk to another pimp, they are "out of pocket"- meaning they have to pay that pimp a monetary fine for the trangression at looking or talking to a pimp other than their own. That pimp can take any and all money that SW may have on them and some pimps are known to have kidnapped the girl for that very same reason. Sorry about the length of this but I have no choice.

Angel gave me her card, "Satin Sheets Entertainment" and offered to have a tryst with me at a New York Av "ho" tell. She asked 200 and I said no way. Went over on M and saw a BSW or two but these were skanks compared to the quality on K. I found a BSW on one of the side streets who had igonred me but had apparently called her pimp on her cell phone and he gave her the okay to date me. She asked for 70 for FS but I told her 50 is all I had to offer. She accepted saying I would be her first of the night. I found a place to park that I had scouted earlier and proceeded to place my dick deep into her surprisingly tight twat. It was not an enjoyable experience for she kept requesting that I hurry. I thried to bust a hole in that pussy and hurriedly dropped her off. ATTITIDE!! She informed me that she has in Internet site and is an escort and I was lucky to have her so cheap! Well I feel sorry for the buster paying her 200 for that sorry screw.

I just sat across the street in my SUV across from the park looking at the action. The SW's were everuwhere and did not attempt to even hide or run away when the occasional LE passed them by. It was no 4 am and I was ready for some more action (Okay so I am 48 and it takes me a "minute" to recuperate! :-). I forget the street names but I found a very hot light skinned BSW with blonde curly hair who waved at me. I stopped and we exchanged pleasantries and she offered to take me to the Braxton for 100. I tried to get her to agree to 100 for 60 min but she would not bite. I let her out the car and was passing through the various strolls when she hailed me agian and said she would stay with me for 60 min for the 100. Wonder if the rain had anything to do with this decision? Well any way, we go to the Braxton on Rhode Island and she gave me CBJ that was unrushed and very nice. She had nice natural 36C cups. Told me she was a college drop out deciding to make some real fast money. She then told me she was horny (right- then why not give it away?) and wanted me inside her. WE first did doggy and then missionary and then she on top of me. I got two nuts and stayed more than one hour- almost two! I guess she thought I was really listening to her as she talked to me. It is now 6:30 Saturday morning and I head to College Park to get a little sleep before my 1 pm briefing.

I was back on the stroll Saturday night around 10:30 pm and not to dispute the senior members on this board, I did spot 3 BSW's on K up around the end where the fire station is located. I had talked to one the night before. Then on the street where that car had it's roof caved in by the tree, I saw one chunky WSW with her 44D's hanging out a halter top. It appears to be an individual thing but I can attest that I did see SW's out prior to midnight. Maybe they are new in town and don't know the rules. They did not get arrested as I spotted them througout the morning I cruised. I parked on K Street near the park and watched the action begin. I actually dozed (car locked, windows just barely cracked or course). I awoke at 12:45 am and there were more SW's out than were out early Friday night Saturday morning.. They were literally everywhere, i don't know how you guys handle all this pussy in your back yard! I would and was going crazy! Aooooouuuuuuuuuuu!

Picked up a tiny BSW, approx 8, daisy dukes with nice ass cheeks showing, small tits (just nipples really) She agreed 50 for full service and we parked and she gave me CBJ but wanted addiional when I was ready to give her the TRUTH but no way. A deal is a deal. Does not FS include a BJ in DC? Well I pumped her hard and she was in pain. Teach her to try and fuck over me! I took her azz back and headed out of DC for Charlotte.

Heading to Richmond to see what may be out this time of morning. Check out Richmond Va if interested. Be safe out there and thanks to all the wonderful posts and tips that made my trip safe and a success. you guys be safe and happy hunting.

NC Hunter

Another magic number, 250 posts under my name. I guess it is time for a good trip report.

Ventured into DC in afternoon today and decided to check poor Newbie's daytime street scenario. I saw nothing on NY or K St walks. However, I can confirm the presence of three BSWs loitering at the Downtown Hotel at 4th and Penn, just off NY. Of the three, I considered one above skank level from 20ft in the daytime. Another was chatting to a guy in a nice black Escalade thru his window as I drove by... She and SUV were gone when I returned later so I'd say a monger needs to, ahem, report. That wasn't you, was it Trashman?

Had visions of a repeat of my session with Angie at Olympic, so I moved on... Mamasan Tina met me and immediately called for Angie without me asking. Hmmmmm, word got around.

Now I face a terrible dilemma. Do I tell you it was a good experience and leave it at that. Angie would not attract much attention and would be mine alone to enjoy for months. OR Do I post all the wonderful details and forty guys would converge on her and she'd be gone in three weeks, completely worn out...

The chemistry between a monger and an AMP girl sometimes clicks, sometimes not. YMMV as usual, so all I can say is Angie and I click. She has a bit of an evil streak in her (I see the look in her eye) and I guess I bring it out with my twisted behavior... Angie plays rough, massage was hard, performed in large part with her feet. My arse and tits are still feeling the sensations of her ministrations. If you don't like rough play, stay away. Great shower, a repeat of our previous time. FK, Powdered tit rub, Asian, Arse play, CBJTC, Tit Sucking, DATY (3 rounds), 69, cowgirl & doggie CFS... She again "pretended" to multiple O's, and I couldn't pretend, I blew 2 loads. We consumed 3 raincoats and 1hr 25 mins and required a 2nd shower for 2 afterwards. And I even tipped her an extra Jackson for the best session in my humble career as a hobbyist, AMP or otherwise.

OK OK, you read that shit and just know I'm lying like a rug. That just doesn't happen in an AMP... Your're absolutely right, the previous was a total fabrication. Let's say that I had a cold shower, a lame massage, a nice CBJ but a hand finish. Nice time, out of there in 45 minutes. Believe whatever the fuck you want... LOL

After the session, I limped on down to Archies and had drinks and dinner with XS. Girls at Archies are lovely, not pushy, drinks are good as is the food. I split and re-conned Castle Spa, due to observation made in Waldorf. Open sign in 3rd floor still shines. It occurs to me that all the new AMP openings are likely due to LE persecution in MD...

Xman, Sorry if I had a far off look in my eyes as I relived the past few hours in my mind... Let us know how your evening went. hehehe.

LoveLOS

Just wanted to test the functionality a bit.
One of my all time favs from 13th st. Pumkin. cell phone disconnected as is always the case.

Anyone seen her on the stroll?

msj44...picture viewed 174 times yet no one posted a response. I'd give her a toss for a jackson or two but only after Trash wore her down.

Fuckin A Hunter, another sucksexful trip. I know how you feel about the kid-in-candy-store feeling... DC is un-fuckin real... It's now t-48 hours til the LoveLOS visits your town dude. Make sure you tell them to be working (since I have observed that you know them all - LOL)...

Motor, you are a master at understatement.

Bear, check your mail. And no, you cant go see Angi, I'd really get jealous... -ROFL.

LoveLOS

LoveLos,

I was surprised you even noticed the girls in Archies after the session you had:-) But they do pull in some nice ones and the food is definately above par for a strip joint!

After you left I wandered over to downtown and up the stairway to heaven. The place obviously hasn't been hurt by the competition of the new AMPs in the area. I had to wait about 25 minutes for Bibi, during which I heard the buzzer ring at least 5 times. Bibi was her usual charming self, everything in Byshe's and my previous posts on her still applies. Although she was a bit more intimate on the second visit. Shy is definately not a word to describe this girl, she talks throughout the entire session. Excellent, professional F/S provided. I especially enjoyed her trash talk during the final act, no cowgirl this time, she apparently just wanted to lay back and get the hell banged out of her.

Afterwards I walked over to Clicks and had a few beers before catching the last orange train back to VA. The place was pretty dead but I enjoyed some conversation with the locals, who of course can provide a lot of intel on the SW activity.

Later Dudes,
XSailor

I have tried to keep the info for AMPS updated, it is time again since there are 22 new reports and 2 [red]new AMPS[/red] on this list since the last listing. Addresses for each establishment with credit given to the poster for this important intel. This list gives dates of reports and poster's handles to simplify RTFF. Ordered by number of reports. Girls may be gone if report is older than a day or two:

[b]Downtown:
1018 Vermont Ave NW 4th Floor[/b] - Mighty Spearsman 11/22/02
Bibi - xsailor 8/21
Bibi - Bysshe 8/13
????? - Chesh 8/13
Yung - Nova Guy 8/5
Bibi - xsailor 8/1
Yung - Toe Tapper 8/1
Yung - VA Man #2 7/28
Sandi - xsailor 7/25
Yung - LoveLOS 7/25
Yung - Bysshe 7/22
Mai (Maya) - Easyas123 7/21
Mimi - LoveLOS 7/9
???? - Toe Tapper 7/9
Mimi - xsailor 7/2
CiCi (ShiShi?) - Unix Boy 7/1
Mimi - LoveLOS 6/30
ShiShi - xsailor 6/10
Laura - LoveLOS 6/3
????? - Wendigo 6/2
Sony - LoveLOS 5/26
Paula - TrashMan 5/24
Coco, Julie, Maya - balabon38 5/22
Vicki - NoLatex 5/11 & 5/17
Julie - balabon38 5/7
Coco & Julie - xsailor 5/2
Coco - xsailor 3/20
Coco - xsailor 3/14
Kitty - Nova Guy 2/24
May - Mighty Spearsman 2/14

[b]IHC or Mini Health Club (1818):
1818 NY Ave NE[/b] - KarmaSX & thepunter7216 4/16
Suzie - Mr Jon 8/17
Luby & Sandy - ravensfan 8/6
Jenny - Mr Jon 8/5
Mimi - Hondo Lane 8/3
Jenny - Hondo Lane 8/3
????? - Easyas123 7/21
Sandy & Sofia - ravensfan 5/26
Sophia - KarmaSX 5/9
Dang Yee (old info) - Mr Jon 8/5

[b]Olympic:
1936 9th Street NW[/b] - LoveLOS 7/23
Angi - LoveLOS 8/21
Jenny - LoveLOS 8/13
Angi - LoveLOS 8/9
Angi - KarmaSX 8/4
Yoyo - LoveLOS 6/30
Lucy & Gina - LoveLOS 6/3
Mimi & Cherry - LoveLOS 5/2
Annie (now mamasan & calls herself Tina) - LoveLOS 2/12

[b]CPHC:
3433 33rd Place[/b] - Logan Lurker 6/24
[b]Connecticut and Porter sort of across from Unos[/b] - Trashman 5/21
Tiffany - Bandit II 7/24
Barbie - Black 6/12
???? - fordster - 6/1
Yung - NoLatex 5/17
Yung - Hunters 5/13
Sue - TrashMan 12/27

[b]Supra:
Dupont & 1333 Connecticut 4th floor[/b] - TrusgrBear 4/15
Sarah - Here I Am 7/16
????? - dumbass 6/3
????? - fordster 5/2
????? - jackdredz 4/27
Chi Chi - TrusgrBear 4/15

[b]Sun Spa
1829 M Street 3rd Floor[/b] - Mighty Spearsman 7/18
Jenni - KarmaSX 7/15
Cindy - Mighty Spearsman 2/18
Cindy - Mighty Spearsman 8/2/02

[b]Sun Club
701 6th Street, NW, 2nd Floor[/b] - Mighty Spearsman 7/18
Jeannie & Sophia - KarmaSX 7/28
Shei-Shei - Cheako 7/24

*new* [b][red]1413 Spa[/red]
1413 K St, in the basement[/b] - LoveLOS 8/13
Bibi - LoveLOS 8/17
Sarah - TrusgrBear 8/17

[b]Castle Spa:
1716 I Street, NW[/b] - Mighty Spearsman 7/17
Jay - Mighty Spearsman 7/17
Yung - LoveLOS 6/3

[b]ICM (non-Asian):
1829 M Street 2nd Floor[/b] - Mighty Spearsman 7/18
Emily - Happy Day 3/18
Tony - Maxwell 3/17

[b]First Tanning Salon:
521 G St NW[/b] - Logan Lurker 6/4
Gina - KarmaSX 2/16

[b]ACCU FITNESS
4380 MACARTHUR BLVD NW[/b] - LoveLOS 7/16
????? - Frogger 7/9 & 7/16

[b]H & H (non-Asian):
4652 Wisconsin Ave[/b] - Happy Day 3/31
Emily - Happy Day 3/31

[b]Mirage Health Spa
617 K Street Northwest[/b] - Logan Lurker 6/4
*** REPORT NEEDED ***

[b]New World Spa
602 11th St NW[/b] - Logan Lurker 6/4
*** REPORT NEEDED ***

*new* [b][red]Gold Spa[/red]
2318 18th St NW[/b] - LoveLOS 8/19
*** REPORT NEEDED ***

Please advise of corrections or omissions. I do want to make it perfectly clear to all readers that no illegal activities occur at the AMPS listed above. The providers do not give massages any more, rather it is muscular stretch training. Very healthy I think. Rumors of sexual services that are noted in some of the reports highlighted are pure rubbish. The writers are obviously pumping their pathetic egos by telling others that they actually had sex with their trainer - everyone knows that is total Bullshit because it simply does not happen.

LoveLOS

I had an interesting conversation with a friend of mine who due to his work is extremely discreet with his mongering activities. His brother works for DC and carries a nice set of silver bracelets for those not so cautious and well behaved. It seems the recent rash of murders of transgender types has led MPD to double and triple patrols (marked and unmarked) in some of the mongering areas. *BEWARE*