Saturady Overnight - Circling Sausage Fest
I wasn't really in the mood for cruising but decided to head out after plans to meet a traveling friend at a pub fell through. Arriving on scene at about midnight, I parked and waited for action in the middle of the AAA.
It was a long wait - there were no girls out and whenever a few did manage to pop up they were too short and way too fat. I'll ask again - why are young American girls so god damned fat? Young people should not be fat. Anyway, there were quite a few guys circling 'round and 'round and 'round but nobody was scoring any chicks. The few who decided to pull over for the strolling pigs were rebuffed, very weird scene.
Finally, I got sick of sitting and decided to circle a bit. Heading up Thomas, I ran into Britany the strolling escort again and just like last time she waved and called out my board handle. I met her again while she was smoking a cigarette out on the corner of Thomas and Aurora, she came over to my window and said, "I love your writing - was I [i]really[/i] looking as hot as you said I was the last time I saw you??" I had no idea that she reads this board, I just assumed that most of the girls didn't know about it or didn't care. Cars were lining up behind me and traffic was clear, but she kept talking about how great it was to read my comments. Brit, if you happen to read this, it's not a good idea stand out on the street talking into my window at a time when the AAA is so hot with police. If you happen to read this, next time just jump in and i'll take you around the block - hell, i'll drive you to China, just get in man!!
But yes, Britany, you really were [i]that[/i] hot last time I saw you. And just like last time, she was the hottest thing out there for a good portion of the night once again.
I circled and circled some more and finally went over to Hostess, saw two cops cars parked and watching the action near John street and no girls. Just as in AAA, there seemed to be an awfully high number of guys circling the streets. I was growing bored and not sure what I wanted to do - should I just head to the Funhouse and get drunk? Go home and cruise the escort ads on the local boards? What to do what to do...
I decided on one more pass through AAA and while turning up John I spotted a very Nordic-looking, tall blonde wearing very tight black bootie shorts which covered her excellently-shaped lower-half. This Nordic ice queen was standing behind a tour bus near the hotel. She gave me the nod so I pulled over, then she completely ruined it by running up to my window and screaming, "WHAT'S UP DOLL, YOU GOT A $100 BUCKS??!!" God, I nearly threw a fit at her idiotic method of screening for business. I merely shot her a look and said, "I must have made a fucking mistake", then punched the throttle to get out of there. Too bad, she was a real hottie. However, in my opinion any gal who leads with a money-oriented opener like that is bad news.
I circled some more and managed to snag a shorter gal whom also had very Nordic features though with long red hair. Her name was Kelly and she said that she's down there working every weekend though I've not seen her before. She was nice but not real talkative nor smiley, got the feeling that she hated the line of work she was in. She was wearing a hoodie sweatshirt so I didn't get a good look at her breast-size, but her bottom-half was curvy and slightly plump. We settled into a negotiation and she wanted $120 for a car date. I told her that right now with the economy being in the current state that it is that I could hire a known, reviewed escort for $130 and have the full hour. She stupidly replied that $130 was her rate for a full hour, so I said, "well, then let's do an hour date off-stroll". She replied, "tonight, I only do 15-minute car dates". Something didn't make sense so I said, "man, something just ain't right with your business logic here, Kelly. You do full-hour dates outside of the car for $130 but you are seriously expecting me to pay $120 for a 15-minute car date? Nah, I'll just take you back". She was quiet, then started back-peddling as I turned around. Already completely turned-off, I just said to her, "write down your number and i'll give you a call, maybe you can come over sometime and we'll have a real nice hour together". She gave me her number, and I dumped her back out onto Hostess. Good riddance. Kelly really oughta talk to the Church Ladies about getting some funding for some business classes.
Being a sucker for the hunt and now well-past bar closing, I resumed my place back in the circling line of sausage. Cruising up Denny, I spotted a group of three girls with an absolute knock-out of a tallish, thin BSW wearing a black or navy overcoat. I've seen this girl out walking before but could never manage to get her attention, I finally pulled into an empty parking lot and waited for them to walk up. Soon, I was joined by at least five other cars as the drivers also spotted this group of girls. The tall hottie spotted me and I nodded, she nodded back, then stopped as if confused about which car to go to. Finally, she jumped into a white car and away they went. I wasn't interested in her bigger friends so I drove off to again resume my circling.
There were maybe two or three girls out and none of them were what I wanted. There were too many guys for such limited female talent and I again began to think about packing it in. Circling out toward Denny, I spotted my tallish hottie in the navy coat chatting with a police officer, so I circled around the block until she could get away. I finally caught her at the Shell station, so I pulled in and she recognized me from my earlier pick-up attempt, yelling over to me. However, I looked over across Denny and saw the same cop whom she was chatting with moments before watching both of us as we sat there, so I waved her off and got out of there. As she crossed Aurora, there were several guys trying to get her attention and I watched a red car speed up the alley behind KEXP to lie in wait for the intercept. I myself circled around Aurora and up John to Dexter in the hopes of snaring her, but the guy in the red car got her first. Just as she was getting in to the car, the same cop who was watching us back as the Shell station was make slow left turn onto Dexter and I believe he was trying to catch her in the act of getting picked up. Now inside the red car, she spotted the cop and immediately ducked down into the seat, leaving the driver sitting there with a slight look of bewilderment.
Dude in the red car - if you are reading this, i'm expecting an e-mail with her contact information!! I've tried to score this girl every time i've seen her out but have not been successful.
I was disappointed and quite frankly fed-up with the very limited and ugly talent out there so I decided to head for home. Cruising up Thomas through Denny Park area, I spotted a tall gal walking in a long overcoat. I circled and she gave me the ever-so-sly look, decided she was not bad-looking at all and pulled over. She got in and it was Amanda whom I picked up late last summer/early fall. Amanda is a real hottie who doesn't stroll that often - 5' 8'', neck-length reddish-blonde hair, nice firm little B cups and a shapely bottom-half. I was happy with my score because last time she was great, so away we went.
We settled in and Amanda gave me her signature BBBJ which had me crawling in my seat. Like the first date, Amanda slurped on me for quite a long while until I flipped her over for penetration. She's enthusiastic and never complains. The vehicle was getting very hot and the windows were steamed up, I began to have a hard time simply because it was so hot. I had to stop and roll down the windows, going limp in the process. "No problem", Amanda said, as she slipped the condom off and went back to work with her mouth. Rolling another condom back on, we went back at it, then all of a sudden a police car came out of nowhere and pulled right up on us. Amanda was naked and bent over in the back seat while I was upright and behind her, very comprising position to be caught in to say the least. I thought they had us dead-to-rights for sure, but instead, the police did the once-over and cruised onward. We were both pretty surprised, but it must have been the steamy windows which prevented the cops from seeing us. With military precision, we got ourselves together and got the hell out of there.
I gave Amanda my TracPhone number and went home.
Dexter - Saturday Night Jennifer
Cruised around AAA and Dexter for 30 minutes around 3am. Not many girls around but of course the "Wanabee" boys were out. LE was present too....hiding between buildings and cruising AAA and Hostess. Saw them pull over a girl so I decided I should leave the area. Heading down Dexter and saw Jennifer. Nice thin brunette WSW, 5'4" young (21) with a great personality.
Pulled over and quickly got in my car. Quick check and we were off. Negotiated on a 40 BBBJ. Got to the spot and did the deed. Some of the best technique I have experienced and CIM. Again, this girl has such a great personality, cute smile and expertise. She said she was heading in for the night so she asked me to drive her to the 7-11. Grabed a piece of pizza but here is the part that I think was "over the top". She is hustling for a buck but as she was leaving the 7-11, she gave the guy panhandling her change. I asked why she did that and she responded, I use to be there. Damn, I wish everyone in this world had such a great attitude. Dropped her off at the AAA. Gentlemen, treat her good. We need more personalities like Jennifer.