Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=CoffeeGuy;5955504]Hi, is anybody had a experience with her?

[URL]https://milwaukee.craigslist.org/hws/d/milwaukee-playful-girl-give-you-best/7493262485.html[/URL][/QUOTE]It's your second ever post in the forums, so I'll throw this out there. Read those online ads carefully. Does the copy actually read like a young white woman who's living on Milwaukee's East Side? The syntax is riddled with errors. Click on the email. It's obviously a bot. There's nothing remotely human about "I.Innaobarbaraoz8311"

If a photo seems too good to be true for our area, it likely is, unless you verify it via Google Images or TinEye.

I never been there. Going to check it out Friday or Saturday. Anybody have anything to share about this place good or bad? Will report my experience. Lefty. Your thoughts? You always have good words of wisdom!

[QUOTE=JustABoy;5959973]I never been there. Going to check it out Friday or Saturday. Anybody have anything to share about this place good or bad? Will report my experience. Lefty. Your thoughts? You always have good words of wisdom![/QUOTE]Curious as to what would pique your interest about Far East. If you do a search for it in this thread (button in the upper right corner) the reports are nothing but lackluster massage and blue balls.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;5960093]Curious as to what would pique your interest about Far East. If you do a search for it in this thread (button in the upper right corner) the reports are nothing but lackluster massage and blue balls.[/QUOTE]I did try the search. Even advanced search. Tried all different combinations of Far East massage. I find nothing but non related posts from all over the country. No help to me! I want to try it out just for a change of pace from my regular places. Something different I guess. But blue balls? Sounds so painful! I might reconsider. !

[QUOTE=JustABoy;5960169]I did try the search. Even advanced search. Tried all different combinations of Far East massage. I find nothing but non related posts from all over the country. No help to me! I want to try it out just for a change of pace from my regular places. Something different I guess. But blue balls? Sounds so painful! I might reconsider. ![/QUOTE]Blue balls, proverbially speaking. I'm sure they'd allow SS. It's the only way these places possibly stay in business. Especially if they aren't handing out HJ's to every new customer. La M on North was enjoyable before the recent reports. The guys seem to like Germantown, for what it's worth. After 25 years, the well-aged battle-suited technicians aren't appealing enough.

If you are looking for something new, take a trip. Milwaukee will never look the same again. In the least, research the Chicago boards. If you genuinely enjoy AMPs, it's the only chance you have to get a masseuse who isn't either old and flat, or old and barrel shaped. I'm not sure how different it is now, but many moons ago, SanFran had parlors with backdoors and secret floors. Cozy waiting areas and shower rooms, too. Right now, Florida is teaming with extremely attractive Eastern Euro women as well.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;5960923]Blue balls, proverbially speaking. I'm sure they'd allow SS. It's the only way these places possibly stay in business. Especially if they aren't handing out HJ's to every new customer. La M on North was enjoyable before the recent reports. The guys seem to like Germantown, for what it's worth. After 25 years, the well-aged battle-suited technicians aren't appealing enough.

If you are looking for something new, take a trip. Milwaukee will never look the same again. In the least, research the Chicago boards. If you genuinely enjoy AMPs, it's the only chance you have to get a masseuse who isn't either old and flat, or old and barrel shaped. I'm not sure how different it is now, but many moons ago, SanFran had parlors with backdoors and secret floors. Cozy waiting areas and shower rooms, too. Right now, Florida is teaming with extremely attractive Eastern Euro women as well.[/QUOTE]Come visit So. California there are so many options it will leave your head spinning. There are so many HJ places the police accept it. Occasionaly the FS places get busted. But best option of all is south of the border were everything is legal and available at reasonable prices. Massage, SG' escorts and bar girls.

Try searching Mayfair as well as far east and then on the page, ctrl f and search for the strings. I can't remember but I think the link will have Milwaukee in the text which will also bring you to relevant posts.

Anyway. Rub maps is like bad reports for the last 6 years and is listed as non erotic. Just FYI. I've been a couple times and got nothing but the chicks are seriously sexy in my opinion and do alright on the massage. The little one will walk on your back.

[QUOTE=JustABoy;5960169]I did try the search. Even advanced search. Tried all different combinations of Far East massage. I find nothing but non related posts from all over the country. No help to me! I want to try it out just for a change of pace from my regular places. Something different I guess. But blue balls? Sounds so painful! I might reconsider. ![/QUOTE]

As promised here is my report. Went there today 20 minutes after taking a squeaky clean shower! Was met at the door by a very attractive young Asian woman probably no older than 30. She was mighty fine even with her mask on. I am thinking this is going to be amazing! Dropped 7 for an hour. Got on the table so fast my heart was pounding! She enters the room and immediately covers me from head to toe with a sheet! I thought WTF? For 10 minutes she rubbed my back over the sheet. I thought ok this is just to make it look good for starters. Then she pulled the sheet down to my lower back and worked on that. Then covered me up and pulled sheet to just above my knees! She massaged my legs about 2 inches above me knees! Absolutely no tease. None! Nothing! Now the flip. She holds the sheet as high in the air as possible and can't see me at all. She should have just covered her head with it at that point! Once again I am covered from head to toe face up now. She pulls sheet down to my navel and massaged my chest. Then up comes sheet to my chin and she pulls sheet up just to my knees. Finishes massage then says all done! I am thinking. Yup. All done and never ever setting foot in this place again. Got dressed left no tip walked out after grabbing water from her. I did not say one word to her LOL. I would have loved to leave with blue balls instead!

P.S. Thanks Dr. M for the advise on heading out of town.

[QUOTE=M1257;5949006]Great massage and great relaxing service.

414-867-7XXX.[/QUOTE]If I may ask, how did you get in touch with her? The last number I had was in possession of someone who wasn't her. Did she contact you out of the blue? Is she looking for her former guests?

[QUOTE=Axel6;5961738]If I may ask, how did you get in touch with her? The last number I had was in possession of someone who wasn't her. Did she contact you out of the blue? Is she looking for her former guests?[/QUOTE]If I can get her number from you please PM me thanks!

Any pics?

[QUOTE=TonguePunch;5962040]If I can get her number from you please PM me thanks!

Any pics?[/QUOTE]Don't even bother with this jess person! She has an excuse for everything! Get someone who is reliable trust me!!

[QUOTE=GetSomeNow17;5964157]Don't even bother with this jess person! She has an excuse for everything! Get someone who is reliable trust me!![/QUOTE]Which Jess are you talking about? The one that all of the replies are about was one who worked out of an office building. She was very skilled, reliable and drama free.

[QUOTE=JohnnyV221;5932747]Went to BEST Massage on S 27th St for 1 hr massage. It started out with lots of teasing by a younger middle age woman named Coco, then another older woman took over. She was so happy to see me saying "long time no see" and giving me a hug and a kiss, but I had no idea who it was since that was the first time I had been there. The massage wasn't the greatest, but when I turned over she immediately started on the HE and when my hand roamed to her tits she pulled up her shirt and pulled down her bra. Besides grabbing them I put them in my mouth and sucked on both. Wow, what an ending. I never did get her name because I didn't want to reveal that was my first time there.[/QUOTE]Went to Best Massage a second time. It started out with Coco but somehow the older women I saw the first time shows up and takes over. I asked her name and she said Cece. Back massage is pretty much just a massage but as soon as I flipped over her bra comes down and I'm sucking two huge tits while she is jackhammering me. The massage is a typical 70/40.

Has anyone ever got any extras from either Amy or Lisa at memo falls place? You can send me a private message if you rather Thanks OG2.

[QUOTE=MKEhe;5964452]Which Jess are you talking about? The one that all of the replies are about was one who worked out of an office building. She was very skilled, reliable and drama free.[/QUOTE]Inbox me for phone #.