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[QUOTE=JanFortifore;2260356]The trick I use to look back at expired links is I copy the link location, paste into Google, and then click on the down arrow to find the cached version of the link:

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Enjoy the view.

January44.[/QUOTE]Well bruddah, my google fu is not as good as yours. I tried opening google, pasted the link and got expired pages. I kinda slow and think I need elementary monger tech 101. Would appreciate your guidance, Sifu.

I had high hopes for an AMP in Aiea. Dream. Crushed. Dream Relaxation is not an AMP, it is in a residential area above Pearl Ridge. Made an apt for the asian girl in pic, got texted the approximate location, then text drama, street park, bla bla bla. Greeted by super small kinda cute MILF mama, i wanted to do her but they show me the asian girl, she looks ok, nothin special, big boobs. I say ok, HF. 60, self showers, light massage on massage table, on the flip she asks for tip up front, she says $. 2 for BJ $ for HJ. I ask for FS, she says no, she sick. Period, WTF. I ask why you working on period you should vacay? She says only two girls work. I offer $ for BBBJ she says $. 2 for CBJ, I should have cut my losses and left, but jr was doing the thinkin, so ok go for CBJ. Take of top and bottom od bikini,to show butchered boob job. The nipples are just scarred horribly, the scars protrude more then the nipple, it felt just bad, didn't want to check puss for blood ,had cut on my hand. Does lame CBJ from sideways angle, no suction at all and the cap was thick as a tire, no feelin at all. I sit at side of bed to get her to kneel in front but she sits on the nearby bed, lazy fuck. I'm doubting I can come like this, so I stand and do the hand behind the neck and try to get some friction goin, she asks HJ? Hell no, keep suckin I say and suck harder, goin into skull fuck mode, finally push the condom off til it's just on the tip and finally HJ. BJ into the cap in her mouth, keep pumpin til all jizz gone, then she asks did you come, that's how thick the condom was. She pulls the cap off hands me some to to swipe off with, I lay down for more massage, she says you're done, I say so your not hourly you're one and done? She says hour up. 40 minutes in. No repeat ever, I don't think your mileage will vary, your mileage will probably suck, but not in a good way. Should have gone to Top Spa! Spin.

[QUOTE=SpinnerFan;2263810]I had high hopes for an AMP in Aiea. Dream. Crushed. Dream Relaxation is not an AMP, it is in a residential area above Pearl Ridge. Made an apt for the asian girl in pic, got texted the approximate location, then text drama, street park, bla bla bla. Greeted by super small kinda cute MILF mama, i wanted to do her but they show me the asian girl, she looks ok, nothin special, big boobs. I say ok, HF. 60, self showers, light massage on massage table, on the flip she asks for tip up front, she says $. 2 for BJ $ for HJ. I ask for FS, she says no, she sick. Period, WTF. I ask why you working on period you should vacay? She says only two girls work. I offer $ for BBBJ she says $. 2 for CBJ, I should have cut my losses and left, but jr was doing the thinkin, so ok go for CBJ. Take of top and bottom od bikini,to show butchered boob job. The nipples are just scarred horribly, the scars protrude more then the nipple, it felt just bad, didn't want to check puss for blood ,had cut on my hand. Does lame CBJ from sideways angle, no suction at all and the cap was thick as a tire, no feelin at all. I sit at side of bed to get her to kneel in front but she sits on the nearby bed, lazy fuck. I'm doubting I can come like this, so I stand and do the hand behind the neck and try to get some friction goin, she asks HJ? Hell no, keep suckin I say and suck harder, goin into skull fuck mode, finally push the condom off til it's just on the tip and finally HJ. BJ into the cap in her mouth, keep pumpin til all jizz gone, then she asks did you come, that's how thick the condom was. She pulls the cap off hands me some to to swipe off with, I lay down for more massage, she says you're done, I say so your not hourly you're one and done? She says hour up. 40 minutes in. No repeat ever, I don't think your mileage will vary, your mileage will probably suck, but not in a good way. Should have gone to Top Spa! Spin.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the heads up spin. Sorry you had to TOFTT I am always hoping for something closer to the west side too. Maybe post in ripoff reports too.

Sorry bro. Thanks for TOFTT.

[QUOTE=SpinnerFan;2263810]I had high hopes for an AMP in Aiea. Dream. Crushed. Dream Relaxation is not an AMP, it is in a residential area above Pearl Ridge. Made an apt for the asian girl in pic, got texted the approximate location, then text drama, street park, bla bla bla. Greeted by super small kinda cute MILF mama, i wanted to do her but they show me the asian girl, she looks ok, nothin special, big boobs. I say ok, HF. 60, self showers, light massage on massage table, on the flip she asks for tip up front, she says $. 2 for BJ $ for HJ. I ask for FS, she says no, she sick. Period, WTF. I ask why you working on period you should vacay? She says only two girls work. I offer $ for BBBJ she says $. 2 for CBJ, I should have cut my losses and left, but jr was doing the thinkin, so ok go for CBJ. Take of top and bottom od bikini,to show butchered boob job. The nipples are just scarred horribly, the scars protrude more then the nipple, it felt just bad, didn't want to check puss for blood ,had cut on my hand. Does lame CBJ from sideways angle, no suction at all and the cap was thick as a tire, no feelin at all. I sit at side of bed to get her to kneel in front but she sits on the nearby bed, lazy fuck. I'm doubting I can come like this, so I stand and do the hand behind the neck and try to get some friction goin, she asks HJ? Hell no, keep suckin I say and suck harder, goin into skull fuck mode, finally push the condom off til it's just on the tip and finally HJ. BJ into the cap in her mouth, keep pumpin til all jizz gone, then she asks did you come, that's how thick the condom was. She pulls the cap off hands me some to to swipe off with, I lay down for more massage, she says you're done, I say so your not hourly you're one and done? She says hour up. 40 minutes in. No repeat ever, I don't think your mileage will vary, your mileage will probably suck, but not in a good way. Should have gone to Top Spa! Spin.[/QUOTE]I'm sorry to hear your time at dream didn't go well: but just because that provider didn't know what she was doing doesn't mean the rest don't come back and try me!

Anyone monger on this one? The pics in her ad look redonkeylous.

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[QUOTE=SpinnerFan;2263810]I had high hopes for an AMP in Aiea. Dream. Crushed....
... No repeat ever, I don't think your mileage will vary, your mileage will probably suck, but not in a good way. Should have gone to Top Spa! Spin.[/QUOTE]I almost did consider going there mebe once, twice, but third time went to top spa instead. I basically figured it can't be better than empire or top spa.

Oh at top spa ended up with cherry, who resembled a younger 20's version of Lucy Lee IMHO so I had fun imagining banging a pornstar LOL.

[QUOTE=SpinnerFan;2263810]I had high hopes for an AMP in Aiea. Dream. Crushed. Dream Relaxation is not an AMP, it is in a residential area above Pearl Ridge. Made an apt for the asian girl in pic, got texted the approximate location, then text drama, street park, bla bla bla. Greeted by super small kinda cute MILF mama, i wanted to do her but they show me the asian girl, she looks ok, nothin special, big boobs. I say ok, HF. 60, self showers, light massage on massage table, on the flip she asks for tip up front, she says $. 2 for BJ $ for HJ. I ask for FS, she says no, she sick. Period, WTF. I ask why you working on period you should vacay? She says only two girls work. I offer $ for BBBJ she says $. 2 for CBJ, I should have cut my losses and left, but jr was doing the thinkin, so ok go for CBJ. Take of top and bottom od bikini,to show butchered boob job. The nipples are just scarred horribly, the scars protrude more then the nipple, it felt just bad, didn't want to check puss for blood ,had cut on my hand. Does lame CBJ from sideways angle, no suction at all and the cap was thick as a tire, no feelin at all. I sit at side of bed to get her to kneel in front but she sits on the nearby bed, lazy fuck. I'm doubting I can come like this, so I stand and do the hand behind the neck and try to get some friction goin, she asks HJ? Hell no, keep suckin I say and suck harder, goin into skull fuck mode, finally push the condom off til it's just on the tip and finally HJ. BJ into the cap in her mouth, keep pumpin til all jizz gone, then she asks did you come, that's how thick the condom was. She pulls the cap off hands me some to to swipe off with, I lay down for more massage, she says you're done, I say so your not hourly you're one and done? She says hour up. 40 minutes in. No repeat ever, I don't think your mileage will vary, your mileage will probably suck, but not in a good way. Should have gone to Top Spa! Spin.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear about your bad experience. Guess they feel like they can provide lackluster service due to the lack of competition outside of town. Too bad because I wanted to checkout that Farrah chick.

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[QUOTE=KidRobot;2263402]The name of the girl in the pics is Dawn Jaro. If the provider you saw looked similar, then she must be pretty hot.[/QUOTE]She had the looks and body, I would say 8. 5, attitude was great too. Was a little low on funds that day so only had a bill to play with. I would see her again if I have the opportunity, but first would have to confirm it was FS. Did enjoy my time with her.

[QUOTE=SpinnerFan;2263810]I had high hopes for an AMP in Aiea. Dream. Crushed. Dream Relaxation is not an AMP, it is in a residential area above Pearl Ridge. Made an apt for the asian girl in pic, got texted the approximate location, then text drama, street park, bla bla bla. Greeted by super small kinda cute MILF mama, i wanted to do her but they show me the asian girl, she looks ok, nothin special, big boobs. I say ok, HF. 60, self showers, light massage on massage table, on the flip she asks for tip up front, she says $. 2 for BJ $ for HJ. I ask for FS, she says no, she sick. Period, WTF. I ask why you working on period you should vacay? She says only two girls work. I offer $ for BBBJ she says $. 2 for CBJ, I should have cut my losses and left, but jr was doing the thinkin, so ok go for CBJ. Take of top and bottom od bikini,to show butchered boob job. The nipples are just scarred horribly, the scars protrude more then the nipple, it felt just bad, didn't want to check puss for blood ,had cut on my hand. Does lame CBJ from sideways angle, no suction at all and the cap was thick as a tire, no feelin at all. I sit at side of bed to get her to kneel in front but she sits on the nearby bed, lazy fuck. I'm doubting I can come like this, so I stand and do the hand behind the neck and try to get some friction goin, she asks HJ? Hell no, keep suckin I say and suck harder, goin into skull fuck mode, finally push the condom off til it's just on the tip and finally HJ. BJ into the cap in her mouth, keep pumpin til all jizz gone, then she asks did you come, that's how thick the condom was. She pulls the cap off hands me some to to swipe off with, I lay down for more massage, she says you're done, I say so your not hourly you're one and done? She says hour up. 40 minutes in. No repeat ever, I don't think your mileage will vary, your mileage will probably suck, but not in a good way. Should have gone to Top Spa! Spin.[/QUOTE]LOL wait, you expected her to massage you after you had cum? Also $1. 2 is actually pretty low for massge + CBJ especially if the girl already knows that you are paying that upfront. You can't expect much at that price, you get what you pay for. If you want a better experience go to a real AMP.

Finally got back there to check it out today. The two Chinese girl were gone but had a blonde white girl and a new Korean Chinese mix, I went with the blonde Victoria. After showering she brought me in the room and made sure I understoon the tip. No problem, that out of the way everything became very relaxed. After about 20 minutesmassage she had me flip over. She has a decent body nice see cup with a models face. She is the actual girl in the ad pic which surprised me. I'm not so experienced with AMPs here but I have to say this girl is so smooth. Like every touch has purpose. The way she massaged me had me hard before I turned over. She built up the excitement of the CBJ with her breath and teasing before taking me in her mouth which I'm embarrassed to say but I popped in like 3 minutes. What a bummer, didn't even get FS I was thinking but to my surprise she felt bad and was so easy to talk with. We talked a little and then she just pulled out another condom and teased me hard again, another CBJ and on to full service til I popped again. Went a little overtime but no rush. Might go again next week or so. If no new girls I wouldn't mind Victoria again, what a sweet relaxation Easier than going all the way to town.

[QUOTE=PatrickVenice;2264548]Anyone monger on this one? The pics in her ad look redonkeylous.[/QUOTE]A quick reverse image search shows that those photos have been used in numerous advertisements in different cities all over the USA, with a variety of names, ethnic backgrounds and ages.

[QUOTE=KillingAngel;2264764]LOL wait, you expected her to massage you after you had cum? Also $1. 2 is actually pretty low for massge + CBJ especially if the girl already knows that you are paying that upfront. You can't expect much at that price, you get what you pay for. If you want a better experience go to a real AMP.[/QUOTE]Kill, I wrote that I had paid a house fee of. 60 before the $. 20 for the lame ass CBJ, so $. 80 total for shit service for 40 minutes, and yes I will go to a real AMP to get real service, lesson learned it is called TOFTT. Spin.

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[QUOTE=VictoriaBangz;2264389]I'm sorry to hear your time at dream didn't go well: but just because that provider didn't know what she was doing doesn't mean the rest don't come back and try me![/QUOTE]Just read your review, your doing msog two pops, I'll see you soon babes.