The Rat Trap

So, I have had my hobby email address for probably 20 years or so. The automatic spam feature usually catches about 100-150 emails a day. I think I probably get another 15-20 that get through. Today, I got this note from Angela. First, she just sent me a note that said, "Good morning. " I responded with, "What are you selling?" Then I got this:

I'm Angela A. Schulze 27 years old. And I need to be a real person tonight. I don't want to make money by promoting bullshit dating sites like others. I know there are thousands of bullshit sites and I really hate them. I am a member of an adult social media website and here we can make affairs with each other's without any cost. Now I'm working in a shop. If you want to meet with me then you should try it now. I'm online now. My profile I'd http:4 club / craigslist. Org /[URL]Sexsearchcom.com[/URL] just put your age to Join Now. It is totally free no word like CC. I'm waiting for someone Real.

I think the "I'm waiting for someone real" is my favorite line. Plus, the thinly disguised Eastern European syntax in some of the sentences. Makes me laugh until I realize that they probably sent out a couple hundred of these and maybe only got one guy to pay, but he will pay and pay. Well, stupid oughta hurt.

Play safe,

C3.

[QUOTE=Camera3;3257217]So, I have had my hobby email address for probably 20 years or so. The automatic spam feature usually catches about 100-150 emails a day. I think I probably get another 15-20 that get through. Today, I got this note from Angela. First, she just sent me a note that said, "Good morning. " I responded with, "What are you selling?" Then I got this:

I'm Angela A. Schulze 27 years old. And I need to be a real person tonight. I don't want to make money by promoting bullshit dating sites like others. I know there are thousands of bullshit sites and I really hate them. I am a member of an adult social media website and here we can make affairs with each other's without any cost. Now I'm working in a shop. If you want to meet with me then you should try it now. I'm online now. My profile I'd http:4 club / craigslist. Org /[URL]Sexsearchcom.com[/URL] just put your age to Join Now. It is totally free no word like CC. I'm waiting for someone Real.

I think the "I'm waiting for someone real" is my favorite line. Plus, the thinly disguised Eastern European syntax in some of the sentences. Makes me laugh until I realize that they probably sent out a couple hundred of these and maybe only got one guy to pay, but he will pay and pay. Well, stupid oughta hurt.

Play safe,

C3.[/QUOTE]I thought my 10-15 spams a day was bad until I read your post.

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;3258164]I thought my 10-15 spams a day was bad until I read your post.[/QUOTE]It's the price of playing on CL. And I don't play on it all that much, especially in Florida. But there are cities where it works, Denver, Las Vegas, Phoenix, but you just have to know once one Russian has your email they all do. God bless spam filters!

C3.

The lady shall remain unnamed, but I was in contact with a well thought of But slightly UTR SP, just wanting to know the rate structure. In the course of conversation she mentioned she needed new pics and PhotoShop work to hide a couple of tattoos, blur her face and make her butt look smaller (I'm not making that up). She didn't have the money. Since "photographer" is in my resume and I am a wiz at PhotoShop I asked if we could maybe work a deal to benefit Us both. I quickly got a response back, "I don't trade professional services for sex or time. Have a nice weekend. ".

I guess trading sex and time for cash is good but an old fashion barter is beneath her dignity. I raise my glass to "dignity. ".

Why'all have a great Super Bowl weekend. I am about to board a plane, the band is playing Dallas and Kansas City.

C3.

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3259464]Have you ever heard of ours is there such thing as mirror tint on automobiles like maybe white SUVs keep style anything is there such a thing can you buy a mirror tint for your car like you can for a home. Just saying. Inquiring-minds-want-to-know expecially me with my new neighbors two doors down a bunch of you boys like the hang up all night long.[/QUOTE]I've never seen it. I would think it's illegal because of the headlight reflection at night. I use the dark stuff and it works great.

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3259464]Have you ever heard of ours is there such thing as mirror tint on automobiles like maybe white SUVs keep style anything is there such a thing can you buy a mirror tint for your car like you can for a home. Just saying. Inquiring-minds-want-to-know expecially me with my new neighbors two doors down a bunch of you boys like the hang up all night long.[/QUOTE]From the AAA web site:

FLORIDA.

No vehicle's side windows may be tinted with a material that has a total solar reflectance of visible light of not more than 25% and a light transmittance of at least 28% in the visible light range.

The windows behind the driver may not be tinted with a screening material consisting of film that has a total solar reflectance of not more than 35% and a light transmittance of less than 15% in the visible light range; tinted with a perforated screening material which has a total reflectance of visible light of more than 35% and a light transmittance of less than 30%; or tinted by louvered materials that reduce the driver visibility by more than 50%.

The FLHSMV shall issue a medical exemption certificate to persons who are afflicted with Lupus or similar medical conditions, which require a limited exposure to light.

In other words, a film that totally blocks light, like a full reflection material, isn't legal.

C3.

[QUOTE=Chino44;3259960]I had an appt with jenncici a few days ago for some unfinished business but it fell apart.

After a long day I decided to stop by a local AMP close to me just to get a massage, no expectations. Paid for an hour for 80 $. Very nice massage, very well trained woman in massaging.

Small talk here and there, kept complimenting that I'm handsome etc etc. Now the unusual part comes next, typically compliments are just a come on for a big tip. On the flip, this lmt gave me the hottest fuckin look and proceeded to rub me all over. She then takes off her clothes and to my surprise she has an amazing body. Smooth clear skin, b's and very nice ass.

Let's just say one thing led to another and we went thru the entire alphabet sequence. At this point it's about 1 hour, 25 minutes since starting. After everything was said and done, I was expecting her to tell me how much, etc.

Again, here's the unusual part, nothing, no asking for money, nothing. She gives me a kiss and a hug and tells me repeatedly that I'm sexy and she likes me. She asked me to come back again soon. I can't tell you guys where this is at yet since honestly I'm torn if she's legit or not. I ended up slipping her a Benjamin on my way out which she tried to push away.

It's been 3 days since then. Has anyone had a similar experience? This is fucking with my mind right now[/QUOTE]If you're not going to tell where the place is then how exactly are we supposed tell you if we had a similar experience or not? I am wondering what the point of this post is if you're not going to share the location with us. Just my 2 cents worth.

[QUOTE=Chino44;3259960]I had an appt with jenncici a few days ago for some unfinished business but it fell apart.

After a long day I decided to stop by a local AMP close to me just to get a massage, no expectations. Paid for an hour for 80 $. Very nice massage, very well trained woman in massaging.

Small talk here and there, kept complimenting that I'm handsome etc etc. Now the unusual part comes next, typically compliments are just a come on for a big tip. On the flip, this lmt gave me the hottest fuckin look and proceeded to rub me all over. She then takes off her clothes and to my surprise she has an amazing body. Smooth clear skin, b's and very nice ass.

Let's just say one thing led to another and we went thru the entire alphabet sequence. At this point it's about 1 hour, 25 minutes since starting. After everything was said and done, I was expecting her to tell me how much, etc.

Again, here's the unusual part, nothing, no asking for money, nothing. She gives me a kiss and a hug and tells me repeatedly that I'm sexy and she likes me. She asked me to come back again soon. I can't tell you guys where this is at yet since honestly I'm torn if she's legit or not. I ended up slipping her a Benjamin on my way out which she tried to push away.

It's been 3 days since then. Has anyone had a similar experience? This is fucking with my mind right now[/QUOTE]There is a well reviewed AMP off Osceola Parkway that also fits that description. But it would be nice to know where this place is.

YM.

[QUOTE=Miketastic69;3260777][QUOTE=Chino44;3259960]... I decided to stop by a local AMP close to me ...
Again, here's the unusual part, nothing, [b]no asking for money, nothing[/b]. She gives me a kiss and a hug and tells me repeatedly that I'm sexy and she likes me. She asked me to come back again soon. I can't tell you guys where this is at yet since honestly I'm torn if she's legit or not. I ended up slipping her [b]a Benjamin on my way out which she tried to push away.[/b][/QUOTE]
The only question is which AMP? My guess is Bb. I had a provider give me the similar "your handsome" spiel.[/QUOTE]Wait. . . How many times has [B]ANY[/B] girl at BB (or CB) "[I][u]pushed away[/u][/I]" tip money! No matter HOW handsome a client is, I strongly get the impression they're there for the money. The original report sounds more like fiction than any reality I've ever experienced. Not sayin' it IS fiction, just sayin' FREEBIE OFFERS never happen to ME. Of course, I'm no Adonis either, so I suppose that could have something to do with it.

[QUOTE=YoungMan49;3260932]There is a well reviewed AMP off Osceola Parkway that also fits that description. But it would be nice to know where this place is.

YM.[/QUOTE]This was my guess at first. Everything he said fits my experience except for the part when she pushed the tip away. On my last visit the room had a coat hanger on the wall with a sign that said Empty The Pockets. Had a good laugh when my therapist pointed at it at the end of the session.

[QUOTE=Batman6969;3260849]If you're not going to tell where the place is then how exactly are we supposed tell you if we had a similar experience or not? I am wondering what the point of this post is if you're not going to share the location with us. Just my 2 cents worth.[/QUOTE]I'm just as confused as you are when this happened. The point of the post is to see if anyone has had a similar experience anywhere else. I certainly don't want to fuck up a good thing for me if it's truly just me that this happened to. I've been to several AMPs and all of the lmts I've dealt with are complimentary but it was never, ever "free".

Some of you may have seen a post from this member concerning someone on our sister site. I don't know what really happened but I do know one thing: Pinoboy is an absolute lowlife scumbucket that is a complete and total pervert. He was so bad 6-8 years ago when he first came onto this great forum, that Jackson had to delete quite a few of his posts because they were so disturbing. Any one of you can PM some of the really tenured SM's that have been on here a long time and they will attest to this fact. I especially was amazed at the two pictures he posted of the provider that took an entire cucumber in her asshole that PB inserted in there. Jackson pulled those pics almost immediately!

Pinoboy is another one of those that likes to blackmail girls. His gig is getting a poor unsuspecting girl to agree to see him. When he gets inside, then he lays it all out on her. He tells her to give him a freebie and do her BBFS and he'll give her a great review that makes her phone ring. He also tells her if she refuses, that he will trash her publicly and cause her phone to stop ringing. This is how this POS operates.

BTW, he also sees an awful lot of SW's. While I have seen some SW's myself in the past, I just wanted to make that point so you can get a more clear picture of the man.

Take from that what you will. I personally would not believe a word that he says.

At least all of you now know the rest of the story.

It's always interesting to see how Mongers in cities will treat visiting providers as they may not realize that one bad apple monger can reflect very poorly on a board's group as a whole and that it could actually prohibit other ladies from choosing to visit that city as no lady wants to be degraded especially when it's unwarranted and the person doing it has no first hand knowledge of the provider.

I'm a well respected provider in the Midwest that runs with a select group of awesome well reviewed ladies. We tour together some and oftentimes I go in advance to test the water. Providers come in every shape and size because men don't have the same tastes. Most mongers just move on if the provider isn't their taste. However, I went through breast cancer a little over a year ago and personally found out how awesome the guys were in Indianapolis as several of them took care of me when I couldn't work, even ones that I was by no means their cup of tea. Unfortunately that has not been my experience in Orlando thus far and it saddens and baffles me that on occasion that some mongers feel the need to VERY SLOWLY personally attack a provider through pm leveling insult after insult. Did any good come out of it? No. Did it hurt that providers feelings. No because every morning providers use a special spray that protects them from various POS types. Providers through their vast experience realize that most men and I use that term loosely and VERY SLOWLY that feel the need to degrade women are normally trying to make up for their personal shortcomings.

Fortunately I have had the pleasure of demonstrating my talents on some fine Orlando men. So for those who feel the need to degrade through a pm I wish you the best as I realize you have VERY SLOWLY been battling your personal shortcomings that must have turned you into a pitiful bitter soul.

[QUOTE=Chris5;3263484]Is this for real? The chick in the ad looks 70 year's old and is ugly as fuck! And she's asking 120 for a hh and she's on tour here in Orlando? This has to be a really not funny joke dude.

C5.[/QUOTE]Actually I am 54 and well reviewed in several cities and well respected. I appreciate knowing that you think I am ugly as fuck as most of my clients don't seem to mind as they are getting some mind blowing head and as my guys are willingly paying that and tipping more on top of that I will be sure to think of you paying for pussy as others pay to eat mine. Guess the jokes on you.