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[QUOTE=Hamrsblonz;1535586]Had a great session with Riley today. The session was nearly full, just shy of that "one" thing. She is very gorgeous and I could just look at her ass all day. She is a great package. Said she may very well be interested in doing more next time. I said,"wow baby there's only "one" thing left for us to do. LOL I left very happy, more or less in shock and left her with double her standard rate. Ok on another note has anyone seen "Victory"? Photos look amazing.[/QUOTE]Wow, if she starts doing more than just a rub, she might become my atf. Love her body, she always was just a little cold last time I seen her. Send me a pm please.

[QUOTE=Bwiser22;1535946]Wow, if she starts doing more than just a rub, she might become my atf. Love her body, she always was just a little cold last time I seen her. Send me a pm please.[/QUOTE]Saw her twice, first time was so, so. Second time was so, so. Maybe it was just me. Did not seem to match personality wise. Do have to say she is a very nice looking all the way around.

Is she even close to her pics? There are alot of different pics of that same girl on Nashville and Memphis ads too.

Holly: [url]http://louisville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/holly-has-a-new-location-come-see-me-today-26/4504119[/url]

I haven't seen Holly at her old location as review over here was not satisfying. Has anyone seen her at the new place? Her new pics seems to be improved, but any improvements in service? Please I'm me, if you don't want post on this board.

Also not sure why girls leaving Hazel's place and joining other side on Durret Ln.

[QUOTE=Browbe4;1535775]Saw some awesome reviews. Only interested in going to her place is she legit?[/QUOTE]She is expensive but very legit. 4.5 stars. Would be 5 stars but she sometimes tries to schedule too many appointments. I know she needs to make money but don't get greedy pretty woman.

Ok, Fellow mongers it has been sometime since my last post.

I have seen some of the new ones out there cause Hoggy loves adventure!

Here are some of the new girls out there.

Courtney at Ivan's Pics are 100%, Rub was good, allowed roaming up top and had a great tude! Standard finish. 4 out of 5, if she allowed extras she make a mint! Will repeat!

Hannah at The Stadium, Pics 100%, rub was Ok, allowed roaming every where, seems a little confused at times, Standard finish. 3 out of 5 No repeat!

Ashley at Lyndon, Pics 100, rub was horrid, allowed roaming, had to ask for her to put the top down, Standard finish. 3.5 out of 5, I would repeat simply because she has a spark about her and I ithink she will be open to exatrs down the road.

Hoggy out!

Is it me are does she look like the pornstar Amy Reid?

[QUOTE=LouisvilleMan; 1536186]Holly:

[url][url]http://louisville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/holly-has-a-new-location-come-see-me-today-26/4504119[/url][/url.

I haven't seen Holly at her old location as review over here was not satisfying. Has anyone seen her at the new place? Her new pics seems to be improved, but any improvements in service? Please I'm me, if you don't want post on this board.

Also not sure why girls leaving Hazel's place and joining other side on Durret Ln.[/QUOTE]

I saw a provider that does "Russian." I sure wish I knew what that was.

[QUOTE=The Big1;1536361]I saw a provider that does "Russian." I sure wish I knew what that was.[/QUOTE]Just means titty fuck.

FYI: Skip to the bottom of this post and read that section even if you don't care about anything else I say here.

So I was left in a conundrum. I was watching the ads in need of some form comfort, and since the girl I was hoping for didn't show up at the other FV location ad today, I dithered and dallied on figuring out whether to stay at home or make an appointment.

Since it was relatively late, I continue to miss out on Alana or Meaghan who I would still love to see, and picked out someone that had a really cute face at Ivan's "east end" place, Jasmine.

There weren't any specific reports on her that I could find, so I thought to myself "Self, you've gotten some good tips here even if you haven't followed up on even a fourth of them, worst case scenario you TOFT."

So, here's the good:

She seemed nice, is very pretty, and her butt and boobs felt good through her dress.

The bad:

You're not going to see anything, and she's completely self service.

I was a little surprised she let me grope her honestly, but she sees the place as a completely legitimate "soft rub" place with nothing untoward going on despite what I've heard.

She did offer to get me some lotion, made sure I had enough but not too much, then asked if she should leave the room. Of course I declined and said she should stay, then stuck my free hand down her cleavage and made awkward eye contact while I performed the act in complete silence. Seriously I didn't look anywhere else, because by god if I'm going to feel awkward I'm going to make sure I'm not the only one.

I got dressed after cleaning up, made awkward smalltalk, and left maybe about 20 minutes before my hour was up.

So now here's the really awkward part.

I went out to my car, got into it, and started fucking around with my ipod. While doing so, someone pulled up behind me and blocked me in. I noticed in my rear view that it was a Sheriff's truck and said to myself "Well fuck, and I didn't actually do anything illegal today either". After a moment the driver then proceeded to back into the space right next to me, then flipped his cab lights on directly facing the door I had just left. Since it was obvious I wasn't going to be hassled after all, I went ahead and backed out and left.

I have no idea what any of that means. It could just be where the sheriff that watches the field likes to eat his dinner, or it could mean something else. I've no clue. When I've gone there in the past it was during the day on a Saturday with a fuckton of other people at the field and I don't recall ever seeing a police vehicle.

Ok, thanks for taking one for the team. But guys please tell me what I am missing in all this and several other posts regarding questionable valued based services. Maybe I am just a sex addict, but what I want in a provider is service. I want to cum and I sure don't want to do it myself. Shit, I can stay home with one hand on my mouse and one hand on my dick and get off quite nicely. I like to see nude ladies, but I want them to do something to ME. A good FS is what I want. A good BBBJ is fine, and on some occasions a good hand job will work. If I want a massage, I will go to a legit place not expecting anything but a good massage. If I am off base, tell me and I will shut up. Boatload.

QUOTE=Jc4024; 1536482]FYI: Skip to the bottom of this post and read that section even if you don't care about anything else I say here.

So I was left in a conundrum. I was watching the ads in need of some form comfort, and since the girl I was hoping for didn't show up at the other FV location ad today, I dithered and dallied on figuring out whether to stay at home or make an appointment.

Since it was relatively late, I continue to miss out on Alana or Meaghan who I would still love to see, and picked out someone that had a really cute face at Ivan's "east end" place, Jasmine.

There weren't any specific reports on her that I could find, so I thought to myself "Self, you've gotten some good tips here even if you haven't followed up on even a fourth of them, worst case scenario you TOFT."

So, here's the good:

She seemed nice, is very pretty, and her butt and boobs felt good through her dress.

The bad:

You're not going to see anything, and she's completely self service.

I was a little surprised she let me grope her honestly, but she sees the place as a completely legitimate "soft rub" place with nothing untoward going on despite what I've heard.

She did offer to get me some lotion, made sure I had enough but not too much, then asked if she should leave the room. Of course I declined and said she should stay, then stuck my free hand down her cleavage and made awkward eye contact while I performed the act in complete silence. Seriously I didn't look anywhere else, because by god if I'm going to feel awkward I'm going to make sure I'm not the only one.

I got dressed after cleaning up, made awkward smalltalk, and left maybe about 20 minutes before my hour was up.

So now here's the really awkward part.

I went out to my car, got into it, and started fucking around with my ipod. While doing so, someone pulled up behind me and blocked me in. I noticed in my rear view that it was a Sheriff's truck and said to myself "Well fuck, and I didn't actually do anything illegal today either". After a moment the driver then proceeded to back into the space right next to me, then flipped his cab lights on directly facing the door I had just left. Since it was obvious I wasn't going to be hassled after all, I went ahead and backed out and left.

I have no idea what any of that means. It could just be where the sheriff that watches the field likes to eat his dinner, or it could mean something else. I've no clue. When I've gone there in the past it was during the day on a Saturday with a fuckton of other people at the field and I don't recall ever seeing a police vehicle.[/QUOTE]

Oh I know what it means. I was just being "funny" because a certain provider promised me one and never delivered. So sad, such nice tits too.

[QUOTE=Cooperman;1536390]Just means titty fuck.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Boatload; 1536519]There weren't any specific reports on her that I could find, so I thought to myself "Self, you've gotten some good tips here even if you haven't followed up on even a fourth of them, worst case scenario you TOFT."

She did offer to get me some lotion, made sure I had enough but not too much, then asked if she should leave the room. Of course I declined and said she should stay, then stuck my free hand down her cleavage and made awkward eye contact while I performed the act in complete silence. Seriously I didn't look anywhere else, because by god if I'm going to feel awkward I'm going to make sure I'm not the only one.[/QUOTE][/QUOTE]What did you tip yourself?

Sorry Boatload, ment to quote JC4024

[QUOTE=The Big1;1536679]Oh I know what it means. I was just being "funny" because a certain provider promised me one and never delivered. So sad, such nice tits too.[/QUOTE]Try Rene in Middletown. She delivers on the Russian.

I know this may not be the most appropriate place for this question but it may get the most eyes so I will post here. Forgive me.

I am almost strictly Body Rub and generally only look for the standard finish. The question that I have is, when the provider leaves the room to let you get undressed and on the table face down, do most of you cover your buttocks with that little hand towel or just lay there butt ass naked?