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[QUOTE=MoneyT;2139213]After reading several reviews on the other board, I have decided to give her a shot. Don't really like her pics but everyone says she is much better looking in person. Have a 9 pm set for tonight. She quoted $. 2 for 30 min and $. 6 for the hr. Also said FS is available for $. 6 for the half and $. 8 for the full. Haven't decided which route I will go. Will probably be a game time decision LOL. Will def report after my visit.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-erotic-massage-therapist-20/22104747[/URL][/QUOTE]No offense, but her pics scare the sh $t out of me. Looks like something out of a horror movie. Yeesh.

But who knows? She could be a very talented provider who looks better in person. Hopefully waaaaaay better!

Good luck. And stay safe.

[QUOTE=GotMilf;2139394]No offense, but her pics scare the sh $t out of me. Looks like something out of a horror movie. Yeesh.

But who knows? She could be a very talented provider who looks better in person. Hopefully waaaaaay better!

Good luck. And stay safe.[/QUOTE]That chick scares me tooooooooooooooooo. Bride of Frankenstein.

[QUOTE=PuraVida;2139060]They buy bulk unwrapped condoms, they probably get about 1000 for less than a $100.[/QUOTE]I no a few gal's get them by the 1000 too. But there all packaged. Why in tissue??

I think just maybe they washed them out used them again O my, I hope not that would Suck.

[QUOTE=Datsurman;2137992]I have requested BJs from places that were known to give only handys. Once in a while I have gotten the response "do you have a condom?" When I replied no they said they didn't have one so they could only do the handy. As the saying goes "better to have it and not need it versus need it and not have it"!

Just to seriously fvck up the day of some of you old timers. One place where this happened was Golden Hands. Monica -the super sexy euro that used to work there was pretty open in her younger days.[/QUOTE]Very good advice.



I have requested BJs from places that were known to give only HJ's many times. Once in a while I to have gotten the response. Do you have a
condom? That is so true. I have been seeing a Asian beauty for a long time. I read a Review on that other site. Guy said bring a Condom other wise no BJ. Holy cow I rolled she started to do a HJ I show her the Condom she went right to. Work. I alway carry one now. I see a lot of the girls are
useing Suran Wrap now Cover the Boys and all not to bad.

Has 4 chairs around the table. She sits throw the hole massage Very lite touch. Always leaving the room to get a glass of water.

She asked for a 80 tip up front After I gave her the door fee.

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[QUOTE=StayPuff;2137237]Do you guys know if providers review their customers? Sorta like the opposite of what we do here? I stood up a couple of providers in a row as the situation didn't feel right, and ever since then I haven't been able to get my foot in the door (won't take my calls, won't call me back, etc) as much as I used to. Although I might just be imagining things.[/QUOTE]Yes they can add you to their sites and review you to so you pissed a few off and they told others maybe.

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Has anybody here ever given this girl a try?? If so please let me know if its real or fake.

[QUOTE=Humpfree;2139592]Has 4 chairs around the table. She sits throw the hole massage Very lite touch. Always leaving the room to get a glass of water.

She asked for a 80 tip up front After I gave her the door fee.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/70-247-japanese-bombshell-model-32d-real-pic-or-1000[/URL] andvery-erotic-rub-upscale-apt-shower-discreet-25/22411548.[/QUOTE]Dude. Duh. There's a shit ton of reports saying that this broad is bad news.

[QUOTE=IdiotBoy;2140244]Dude. Duh. There's a shit ton of reports saying that this broad is bad news.[/QUOTE]You know any girls around the area that cater foot fetishes? I've been trying to post on here but I can't so I decided just to reply to your quote.

Any info?

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Cute Eva:

Eva and I exchanged a few emails, where she asked some very basic, non-intrusive questions. I probably answered to her satisfaction as we agreed on a date in a few days. Eva was on time and was wearing a white lacy dress and a short skirt. I offered she takes a shower and, after a brief hesitation, she nodded and smiled. I saw her to the bathroom where I helped her to undress and took a good look at her. I think someone mentioned that pictures are flattering, and I agree, they are a tad. She is, however, still cute aplenty and I congratulated myself on keeping my date with her.

I let Eva finish the shower and she came out wrapped in a towel. We chatted a bit about a rain (was raining all day) and then she pulled the towel down. She has a nice spinner body. The rest was pretty good. Eva offered a GFE+ date. Unfortunately, I was not able to fully partake in the "plus" activity, as she still needs to practice with a banana. She was, however, very eager. Eva has a tight little body and I rotated her every possible way. She certainly knows what aCG stands for and she kept squatting until the end. After she wrote me a very nice "thank you" note. Very sweet girl, I will see her again.

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Any info on this one anyone? Looks shady! Same pic 3 different names, 3 different numbers!

Don't they know this raises a red flag?

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Love the nickname / handle.

[QUOTE=JeanSaulPartre;2140774]Cute Eva:

Eva and I exchanged a few emails, where she asked some very basic, non-intrusive questions. I probably answered to her satisfaction as we agreed on a date in a few days. Eva was on time and was wearing a white lacy dress and a short skirt. I offered she takes a shower and, after a brief hesitation, she nodded and smiled. I saw her to the bathroom where I helped her to undress and took a good look at her. I think someone mentioned that pictures are flattering, and I agree, they are a tad. She is, however, still cute aplenty and I congratulated myself on keeping my date with her.

I let Eva finish the shower and she came out wrapped in a towel. We chatted a bit about a rain (was raining all day) and then she pulled the towel down. She has a nice spinner body. The rest was pretty good. Eva offered a GFE+ date. Unfortunately, I was not able to fully partake in the "plus" activity, as she still needs to practice with a banana. She was, however, very eager. Eva has a tight little body and I rotated her every possible way. She certainly knows what aCG stands for and she kept squatting until the end. After she wrote me a very nice "thank you" note. Very sweet girl, I will see her again.

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Buyer beware. Classic bait & switch.

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This was invented by Boris Vian in the "Froth on the Daydream" (French: L'cume des Jours).

From [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Froth_on_the_Daydream[/URL].

"Chick's obsession with the philosopher, Jean-Sol Partre, causes him to spend all his money, effort and attention upon collecting Partre's literature" etc.

Bientt,

JSP.

[QUOTE=Werewolf0956;2141477]Love the nickname / handle.[/QUOTE]