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[QUOTE=TrailHunter;3225609]SMH. I assure you that C5 and I are NOT one and the same. SMH.
Trail Hunter.[/QUOTE]Why would you even give this ass clown the time of day? Very slowly is a troll. Completely useless piece of shit. He's finished here AND has been for a while. You're reputation speaks for itself TH, don't give these nobody's ANY credibility. Add Camera3 that cocksucker to the list of washed up mongers as well.
C5.
[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3225629]Dallas said he's really good at it he even bought a strap-on for her to wear just for him LOL.[/QUOTE]I believe Dallas speaks the truth! I'm sure he begged to suck on that plastic dick when she strapped it on her. Smh.
C5.
[QUOTE=Camera3;3226288]Did you just say you are saving up your money so you can cruise HoBT?
Holy shit! Part of me wants to suggest you should have stayed in school and part of me wants to biggie size those fries.
Still no reviews? Useless!
C3.[/QUOTE]First off, let me say I think all why'all are awesome. And especially this great forum! I'm not trying to piss anyone off. So please don't! I see it as just good natured bantering between friends with a common like!. And I just want to be a part of it!. Not all of us want to be mongers have the coins to indulge ourselves the way you very very fortunate ones are able to. You guys are heros to me. I have never had to work at Micky Donald's yet. But hey. You never know. I don't think myself better than those that do. Still saving up for what I want to score. And I think why'all are the best! Thanks for putting up with me. I used to score different pussy here on the beach in Daytona on a daily basis. But now. It looks like being older I'm going to hafta put out some Mario's to get what I'm used to getting. Thanks again for laying it out for me!
[QUOTE=Chris5;3226937]Now that's fucking funny! LOL!! PG is totally full of shit! He works at the local jack shack picking up used condoms and cleaning toilets! He's just here for fun. No one takes him seriously!
C5.[/QUOTE]Chrissy, I'll hear from you when:
1. I'm jonsing for a HepC hole to creampie in.
2. The need for the proper technique on how to blackmail a provider into banging bare back for free.
3. A pellet gun to bash a poor sweet girls teeth in because she owes you slightly less than the cost of a happy meal.
4. The proper visiting time hours at Central Florida Prisons to visit newly locked up SW.
5. A local speech pathologist in case I develop a lisp.
6. A trap house to harbor poor naive fresh meat and then anal molest, feed drugs and force her 2 bang me and my thug buddies.
7. Stanza structure for my Ode to Brandy poems.
8. How to go quiet when a local escort goes missing.
9. And my favorite, how to write fake, phoney, false, fabricated, erroneous reviews to promote girls so that in return they make $$ and buy 'H' from you, yet nobody is fooled.
10. Well, I am leaving this one to one of our brothers -or- sistah's to finish!!
Damn, well I guess there won't be a need to contact you anytime soon.
Cheers Champ.
P fuqn G.
Since the death of BP this past Monday I've received repeated phone calls, text messages and emails to nearly ALL of my 3 burner phone's. Chicks are desperate for business and are in complete disarray of what to do next! I was asked my personal advice repeatedly on this whole BP mess and decided to share with the TRAP what I've been telling everyone I know.
BP is gone and never coming back, so what should I do next C5? Well I'll give you my personal opinion on what the fuck you should do next so you don't fucking STARVE! First off, call you're regulars and offer a 50 buck's special! And this 50 buck special will be for FULL SERVICE! Start showing appreciation to your regulars!
Immediately head to Florida Mall area and hit up Paradise Trail! That's RIGHT! I don't give a shit if you've ever not walked before, you're punk ass need to start walking the trail immediately to build up you're shitty business! Wawa and Sunoco and 7 eleven are great places to stand! Offer 20 buck's for a blowjob and 40 for FS and if you're really good, the monger may tip you AND offer you repeat business!!
Put your sluttiest * outfit, make up, heels, and hit the trail. Some CASH is better than NO cash! Finally log into to usaclassifields and place a ad! It's FREE for now! Post some nude pics and hope for the best! This is an immediate solution to you're problems! Fast and easy CASH! If you were smart and had kept a good book of customers then you wouldn't be in this situation!
Most hookers treat the John's like shit! So now when they are in desperate need of business, no good guy's are to be found. I personally don't feel sorry for ANY of these chicks. The way they treated mongers on BP was horrible!! I hope my advice will at least help one chick from starving.
C5.
[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3227522]I almost chocked on my popcorn lmfao lolol.
JediSwags.
PG the force is so not with you gay boy.[/QUOTE]Ahhh, I see your Schwartz is as big as mine, but wait!
I have not had a chance to indulge myself in a reading of your Popo report yet. Though I have a feeling I will be choking up my lunch from Hamburger Mary's at the ensuing hilarity. And oops there goes your glass house! Or would glass pipe fit better here? Bahahahahahaha, down goes Frazier.
Ok, got to go, there is a marathon of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy on. Tooodles.
Ohhh, nooo I think I burnt my carrot cake.
P 'GayGrandJediMaster' G.
Let's face it, Hookers are NOT, and NEVER have been, The sharpest tools in the fucking shed. For all they do for us mongers, The business side of how they handle their business SUCKS! They do not know how to treat a long time regular client, meaning they typically treat the long term client just as shitty as the brand new client that just walked thru the fucking door! REPEAT business is key in this business ladies.
These Chicks no matter how much money they make are ALWAYS fucking broke!! They can barley if at all afford a daily 50 buck's motel room. They spend so much money on drug's AND supporting their loser BoyFriend's, they have zero clue how to handle their hooker business. The drug's, the alcohol, the boyfriend, the all day and night drama is ALWAYS bad for business.
They typically charge ridiculous prices and wonder why they are ALWAYS broke. This is a MONGERS hobby. You will get what we pay you. They NEVER save money, typically live for the moment only. Let's face it, these chicks are not that smart! Some sleep all day and wake up at 4 am sick and broke and blame everyone else for their problems. They have phone's but do not respond to messages in a timely manner. Some will respond days after the original text!
Hooker University is in desperate needs of students ladies.
C5.
[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3227025]You must have read my new post on fb to officer cocksucker. Tomorrows edition will include a pic of the black coat "Beiber" was wearing at the time of ahem* the attempted allude LOL. Somehow it magically got off his body from the back of a police car and him to my backseat which had drugs in it I picked it up from impound. Riddle me that LOL like I said wait for it.[/QUOTE]Truthfully, I have never read anything on your Facebook page. More accurately, I really have never thought about finding you on Facebook, much less follow you. Sorry. I know you have many stalkers. I'm just not one of them.
As I mentioned, your concern might need to be toward your designated driver. Andy and Barney drew down on him as he ran (don't know if Barney had the bullet in his pocket or loaded the gun). Cops kinda get off on that. He left you holding the bag (literally, not to mention the two pipes and other shit). Now, he has given "information" to the attorney to the point that the ambulance chaser had to select between the two of you. Trust me, they go for the easy out, which apparently wasn't you. You need to probably figure out what you told the designated driver than he might have shared with the lawyer because that is the bus you are going to find yourself under.
So, do you not see that coming? Because, your strategy of pissing off cops will probably end badly. Don't you know a police force that probably only has two cops, that the two of you gave them the best thing to happen in that town all year?
Just a friend pointing out the obvious.
C3.
Would you be ever so kind pretty lady, to share a photo of your new piercing? Bush Hog.
[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3230583]As my tattoo artist said after he got finished with my piercing. " That piercing as sick as fuk".[/QUOTE]