Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Murrican;6386867]Yeah I've been there.

It has that annoying quality of looking like an AMP but not being one. Neon open sign, strip mall, front desk, the name. But nope. Straight legit.[/QUOTE]Should have posted my FR and saved someone from heartache / money. Another sign that took me there was the mention of table shower (in fact, I had Googled TS and it was one of the few results).

During the TS, she put a small towel on johnny. Just politely said no when I removed it to ask for a clean up. LOL.

Hi,

Long time reader in the Chicago area, visiting in a couple of weeks and looking for recommendations. I'm looking for a nuru type massage (yeah, I know we're not in Asia), but yeah, looking for a good (the more legit the better) massage, some body to body contact, and a HE. Double bonus for GFE or natural bodies. Hopefully, not too much to ask.

From my research, it looks like Havana and NoHo are good contenders. Any GFE there? These places appear to be one price with HE included, right? I plan to hit at least a couple and will gladly provide TRs in exchange. Is calling ahead better or walking in? I like the idea of a line up.

Is Orange County any better? I've been looking at bedpage and there seem to be a lot of places to try out, but if it's like Chicago, then I don't want any action from old Koreans who are 6's at best.

I'll also try a place out if anyone has a good lead. I have a lot of strip club advice if anyone needs it. Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=RHunterBiden;6396157]Hi,

Long time reader in the Chicago area, visiting in a couple of weeks and looking for recommendations. I'm looking for a nuru type massage (yeah, I know we're not in Asia), but yeah, looking for a good (the more legit the better) massage, some body to body contact, and a HE. Double bonus for GFE or natural bodies. Hopefully, not too much to ask.

From my research, it looks like Havana and NoHo are good contenders. Any GFE there? These places appear to be one price with HE included, right? I plan to hit at least a couple and will gladly provide TRs in exchange. Is calling ahead better or walking in? I like the idea of a line up.

Is Orange County any better? I've been looking at bedpage and there seem to be a lot of places to try out, but if it's like Chicago, then I don't want any action from old Koreans who are 6's at best.

I'll also try a place out if anyone has a good lead. I have a lot of strip club advice if anyone needs it. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]In general there are almost no nuru joints that offer good massages. Most providers do a 5 minute body to body rub and then try to get you to finish as fast a possible.

LA nuru joints are mainly associated with skin & body studio in torrance. Noho dreams, elevate, lush (etc. There are lots of overweight girls and fake pics. Massage is usually nonexistent. Full service is available from some of the girls but is a major upsell.

Havana and palms day spa (in OC) is their own separate thing. No shower though. Tends to be thick latinas. They can't massage. I don't think they offer extras.

There is this new nuru place in beverly hills that's extremely pricey, run by someone called abgceline. I have zero experience.

OC is much better for non-FS "nuru". The girls are younger and hotter. There's the network associated with former Honey spa, with Haven spa being the largest. There's another network with nuru seventeenth / laguna / newport. There's also a bunch in lake forest. There is a dedicated thread in the OC thread.

Anyone have any intel on this spot?

They advertise a sauna, maybe table shower? But can't tell if it's legit massage only.

Next to the grocery store on 3rd, near Normandie.

Found this place through a random map search. Not what I really wanted, but work travel was cut short and needed to squeeze a stop in while I could. Older Asian, probably a granny, but thin and doable. I'm from out of town, so the fact this was on a busy street and next to a grocery didn't take bother me. Parked about a block away for free parking.

60 h 120 tip. Decent massage, on flip everything was on the table. No real negotiation, handed over the top and that was fine.

Left room once before starting due to someone at the door. Turned them away as they were asking for BBFS, which I guess they don't do according to the lady. Standard BJ opener, followed by standing mish, then CG, then mish to completion. Got a water and a lollipop, then I'm on my way to the airport.

Hoping for more time when I'm visiting next.

[QUOTE=RalphM;6396698]Next to the grocery store on 3rd, near Normandie.

Found this place through a random map search. Not what I really wanted, but work travel was cut short and needed to squeeze a stop in while I could. Older Asian, probably a granny, but thin and doable. I'm from out of town, so the fact this was on a busy street and next to a grocery didn't take bother me. Parked about a block away for free parking.

60 h 120 tip. Decent massage, on flip everything was on the table. No real negotiation, handed over the top and that was fine.

Left room once before starting due to someone at the door. Turned them away as they were asking for BBFS, which I guess they don't do according to the lady. Standard BJ opener, followed by standing mish, then CG, then mish to completion. Got a water and a lollipop, then I'm on my way to the airport.

Hoping for more time when I'm visiting next.[/QUOTE]Thought this place closed down, at least according to rmaps. I remember the surrounding area being sketchy af, and the foot traffic from the grocery store did not make it a better experience. Still got my moneys worth though LOL.

Went to Skin Care on SaMo blvd on Tuesday and meet up with Victoria. Didn't seam like I had a choice in the matter as I think she was the only one working besides the receptionist.

Either way I can't complain everyone was nice, rooms are big and clean; even have showers in each one! . 60 30 min door and $. 50 for the "full service" mostly covered but I think becoming a regular well allow access to more adventurous.

Let me start off by saying to Victoria is on the heavier side but not fat just thiccccck! Her ass seemed natural and a nice shape and those big beautiful man mades were perfect for my liking. She pulled them out right when she came in so was really hard for me to negotiate after that point. My hands were able to free roam and she felt really good.

Victoria is there Tues, and Fri but I can't wait to go back on a different day to check out the rest.

[QUOTE=Djm138;6397514]Went to Skin Care on SaMo blvd on Tuesday and meet up with Victoria. Didn't seam like I had a choice in the matter as I think she was the only one working besides the receptionist.

Either way I can't complain everyone was nice, rooms are big and clean; even have showers in each one! . 60 30 min door and $. 50 for the "full service" mostly covered but I think becoming a regular well allow access to more adventurous.

Let me start off by saying to Victoria is on the heavier side but not fat just thiccccck! Her ass seemed natural and a nice shape and those big beautiful man mades were perfect for my liking. She pulled them out right when she came in so was really hard for me to negotiate after that point. My hands were able to free roam and she felt really good.

Victoria is there Tues, and Fri but I can't wait to go back on a different day to check out the rest.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the good review, this is 11870, right?

[QUOTE=MisterTwinkies;6397680]Thank you for the good review, this is 11870, right?[/QUOTE]Watch out for whales in this place.

Hello fellow mongers. I spend more of my time on ISG and taking trips to the German FKKs. I'm in LA until Saturday and I've been scouring this site, but it's a bit overwhelming due to the more clandestine nature of the US scene. I understand protocol here in the states, but I'm looking for a place worth spending my time / money. I've narrowed my quest down to 3401 (MM in MdR?) or Wharf. Good? I'm looking for cute, young, and hassle free. If you were in town for a week, where would be your top spots to hit for FS in an AMP or other MP? And, with whom? Is 40 door and 100 tip pretty standard? Thanks for the help fellas!

[QUOTE=Paco1013;6398356]Hello fellow mongers. I spend more of my time on ISG and taking trips to the German FKKs. I'm in LA until Saturday and I've been scouring this site, but it's a bit overwhelming due to the more clandestine nature of the US scene. I understand protocol here in the states, but I'm looking for a place worth spending my time / money. I've narrowed my quest down to 3401 (MM in MdR?) or Wharf. Good? I'm looking for cute, young, and hassle free. If you were in town for a week, where would be your top spots to hit for FS in an AMP or other MP? And, with whom? Is 40 door and 100 tip pretty standard? Thanks for the help fellas![/QUOTE]3401 seems to be not advertising anymore.

Wharf is the way to go for lack of drama so long as I am not there 119 XX block of Wilshire, park at the Broxton parking lot for free and walk the 400 feet to the door, it is good for you. Ask for Yu Yu or Bella, and try not to spunk up the wall.

[QUOTE=MisterTwinkies;6397680]Thank you for the good review, this is 11870, right?[/QUOTE]Yes correct!

LOL. I been there. $120 for everything and that's with house fee! You over paid for sure.

[QUOTE=RalphM;6396698]Next to the grocery store on 3rd, near Normandie.

Found this place through a random map search. Not what I really wanted, but work travel was cut short and needed to squeeze a stop in while I could. Older Asian, probably a granny, but thin and doable. I'm from out of town, so the fact this was on a busy street and next to a grocery didn't take bother me. Parked about a block away for free parking.

60 h 120 tip. Decent massage, on flip everything was on the table. No real negotiation, handed over the top and that was fine.

Left room once before starting due to someone at the door. Turned them away as they were asking for BBFS, which I guess they don't do according to the lady. Standard BJ opener, followed by standing mish, then CG, then mish to completion. Got a water and a lollipop, then I'm on my way to the airport.

Hoping for more time when I'm visiting next.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6397768]Watch out for whales in this place.[/QUOTE]What's a good place for skinny Latinas with big tits? Tia!

[QUOTE=Djm138;6398944]What's a good place for skinny Latinas with big tits? Tia![/QUOTE]A1 detox.

In huntington park.