Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

I was reading CL the other day. Kept seeing ads in various sections, beautifully written. Provocative. Legal. I kept thinking: "Damn. That HAS to be Rocket!" I almost wanted to answer one. HaHa. Bob.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;2386360]Got a reply to my ad and met a BBW in 4 hour motel in Alsip. Everything on the table, oral, anal rimming, anal. She loved me biting her clit, breasts and neck. She wanted me to choke her (okayyy, not really into that) Made plans to meet again, she was just wild. I turned on the tv loud so her moaning (really yelling) would not scare the maids. CL does work but alot of it is plain luck. Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]

Met a woman and took her out to lunch and she took care of my needs in November. Has sent me nasty pictures and would like to get together again. Only problem (major) is she is an epileptic. Poor woman I really feel sorry for her. Is going for full disability. I am afraid of her having a major seizure and I would have to deal with it. (sounds pretty heartless of me) I might just take her out to lunch and not expect or do anything. O my god, I am starting to evolve into a human being. LOL Rocket Dork.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;2389079]Met a woman and took her out to lunch and she took care of my needs in November. Has sent me nasty pictures and would like to get together again. Only problem (major) is she is an epileptic. Poor woman I really feel sorry for her. Is going for full disability. I am afraid of her having a major seizure and I would have to deal with it. (sounds pretty heartless of me) I might just take her out to lunch and not expect or do anything. O my god, I am starting to evolve into a human being. LOL Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]She might chomp it off if she has it in her mouth and has an episode. LOL.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;2389079]Met a woman and took her out to lunch and she took care of my needs in November. Has sent me nasty pictures and would like to get together again. Only problem (major) is she is an epileptic. Poor woman I really feel sorry for her. Is going for full disability. I am afraid of her having a major seizure and I would have to deal with it. (sounds pretty heartless of me) I might just take her out to lunch and not expect or do anything. O my god, I am starting to evolve into a human being. LOL Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]I was with a pro in vegas a while back. Huge tits, great body and very pretty. Before we start she starts telling me about how she has epileptic seizures sometimes. She told me what to do if it were to happen. It made me a little nervous but I worked through it and luckily there was no episode.

This woman in her late 30's replied to my CL ad. Says she's in Buffalo Grove. She won't send a face pic and the body pic she sent is from 2 years ago. Does she look familiar to any of you? If so, PM and let me know how it went, so I can decide if I should meet her. Thanks.

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Just had a dream that a 20 y / o hottie just left my place. Cute, petite and exotic, couldn't ask for much more! Says I'm the 1st dream she's had and plan to see her in a week or so. Just a reminder, if you seek, you shall find!!

Stay safe!!

[QUOTE=JoeD999;2390044]she has epileptic seizures sometimes. She told me what to do if it were to happen. It made me a little nervous but I worked through it and luckily there was no episode.[/QUOTE]Oh my! What did she say you should do? I heard someone once say that one should have them grip something iron like keys etc. That sounded like voodoo to me.

Big tits and pretty face is worth the risk of getting into it but if it happens I would like to be responsible enough to make sure she gets the help she needs at that time.

[QUOTE=Zimbler;2390230]This woman in her late 30's replied to my CL ad. Says she's in Buffalo Grove. She won't send a face pic and the body pic she sent is from 2 years ago. Does she look familiar to any of you? If so, PM and let me know how it went, so I can decide if I should meet her. Thanks.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]368327[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]Pm me her info ill take her for a ride. I'm in bg anyways.

Saw her yesterday without problem. No issues with previous rumors.

Broadview or elk grove?

[QUOTE=Outtatheloop;2391230]Saw her yesterday without problem. No issues with previous rumors.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Slayer88;2391710]Broadview or elk grove?[/QUOTE]The former.

[QUOTE=SamSinger;2390565]Oh my! What did she say you should do? I heard someone once say that one should have them grip something iron like keys etc. That sounded like voodoo to me.

Big tits and pretty face is worth the risk of getting into it but if it happens I would like to be responsible enough to make sure she gets the help she needs at that time.[/QUOTE]She said just make sure she is on her side and on the floor and don't hold her down. I don't know if that is what you are supposed to do but that is what she said.

I had a couple hits on craigslist yesterday, wanted to see if there was any intel before I TOFTT. The first is a young hottie in Waukegan, just hot enough to not appear TGTBT, but I swear I've seen her picture before. I'll attach a faceless pic below in a red bra / panties. Her tats are pretty unique.

Second one is an older MILF in skokie, wondering if it may be bike room Stacey, but different pics for sure. Sent a mirror pic of her in skirt, boots, and a white shirt posing in a mirror. See below for pic.

I know this is my second post, sorry to be asking for Intel. CL scares the shit out of me for some reason, but I've had pretty good luck in the past. PMs are fine, and if nothing then I will TOFTT and report back.

Many of the real replies that I get are asking for a face pic. Have you guys been sending a real face picture out to girls that ask? I hate sending real pictures.

[QUOTE=JoeD999;2390044]I was with a pro in vegas a while back. Huge tits, great body and very pretty. Before we start she starts telling me about how she has epileptic seizures sometimes. She told me what to do if it were to happen. It made me a little nervous but I worked through it and luckily there was no episode.[/QUOTE]Here's how to help during and after:

[URL]http://www.webmd.com/epilepsy/tc/helping-a-person-during-an-epileptic-seizure-topic-overview[/URL]

[QUOTE=JusPlayin;2394203]I had a couple hits on craigslist yesterday, wanted to see if there was any intel before I TOFTT. The first is a young hottie in Waukegan, just hot enough to not appear TGTBT, but I swear I've seen her picture before. I'll attach a faceless pic below in a red bra / panties. Her tats are pretty unique.

Second one is an older MILF in skokie, wondering if it may be bike room Stacey, but different pics for sure. Sent a mirror pic of her in skirt, boots, and a white shirt posing in a mirror. See below for pic.

I know this is my second post, sorry to be asking for Intel. CL scares the shit out of me for some reason, but I've had pretty good luck in the past. PMs are fine, and if nothing then I will TOFTT and report back.[/QUOTE]The second picture is definitely not bike room Stacey.

[QUOTE=JoeD999;2390044]I was with a pro in vegas a while back. Huge tits, great body and very pretty. Before we start she starts telling me about how she has epileptic seizures sometimes. She told me what to do if it were to happen. It made me a little nervous but I worked through it and luckily there was no episode.[/QUOTE]If she has a scar on her back and bolt ons, then you saw a former porn start that works WAY OUT 215 near red rock. She does have epilepsy, but have never heard of her having an episode with a client, but once while she was walking her dog.

She is a very nice sweet girl. And FUN!

Your lucky you were able to meet up with her she is much in demand in Vegas.

I'm here in Chi now for a month, missing Vegas something fierce! Fun is not so simple here as Vegas.

Let me know if your in Vegas and need any referrals.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/cas/4926859966.html[/URL]

Any luck?

[QUOTE=JusPlayin;2394203]I had a couple hits on craigslist yesterday, wanted to see if there was any intel before I TOFTT. The first is a young hottie in Waukegan, just hot enough to not appear TGTBT, but I swear I've seen her picture before. I'll attach a faceless pic below in a red bra / panties. Her tats are pretty unique.[/QUOTE]I've exchanged emails with the first girl you posted with the red bra. She posted ads on CL in the Waukegan area last week and I replied to them. She sent me a face pic too. She can't host and can only do car dates or you would have to get a room. She wanted 100 just for oral in the car. I told her that was too much. I replied to two of her ads and she sent a different phone number in each reply and just said to "text her" but I never did.

Does anyone have any experience with these ladies? The second one advertises as the head doc quite often.

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Seen the # two pic the head dr not worth your time or money I heard getting a little more worn then her picks.

[QUOTE=JusPlayin;2394203]I had a couple hits on craigslist yesterday, wanted to see if there was any intel before I TOFTT. The first is a young hottie in Waukegan, just hot enough to not appear TGTBT, but I swear I've seen her picture before. I'll attach a faceless pic below in a red bra / panties. Her tats are pretty unique.

Second one is an older MILF in skokie, wondering if it may be bike room Stacey, but different pics for sure. Sent a mirror pic of her in skirt, boots, and a white shirt posing in a mirror. See below for pic.

I know this is my second post, sorry to be asking for Intel. CL scares the shit out of me for some reason, but I've had pretty good luck in the past. PMs are fine, and if nothing then I will TOFTT and report back.[/QUOTE]I have info on second pic. She is very private due to her real job. PM for info. Seniors only.

Its Friday 2 pm. Stacey looking for car dates. Rocket dork.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;2398193]Its Friday 2 pm. Stacey looking for car dates. Rocket dork.[/QUOTE]She texted me last night about meeting up today and I told her I'd need to see a current picture before I hook up with her (I previously tried to hook up with her and told her I wanted a current pic but she never sent one). She said she hates selfies but would send one in the morning after she showered. She never sent anything so at about the time Rocket Dork posted this I texted her saying she must have hooked up with someone else since I never got a picture. Her response was "nope, still broke". So I replied that I figured she did since she never sent a picture as she said she would. She hasn't replied back. I even told her I wanted to take pictures and would pay more $ for the modeling and she should let me know what she wants for that (she previously said pictures are ok for additional $).

Does she look that much worse than the pictures I got that are probably years old? All I want is to see what I'm getting before I go to pick her up and bring her back to my place. She can't be that much heavier than the picture she sent me, that just sending a current selfie is keeping her from making some good $. Or is she?

Has anyone come across Kati from the Plainfield / Woodridge area? Was sent a photo of a smoking hot girl, early 20's. Is she real?

[QUOTE=JusPlayin;2394203]I had a couple hits on craigslist yesterday, wanted to see if there was any intel before I TOFTT. The first is a young hottie in Waukegan, just hot enough to not appear TGTBT, but I swear I've seen her picture before. I'll attach a faceless pic below in a red bra / panties. Her tats are pretty unique.

Second one is an older MILF in skokie, wondering if it may be bike room Stacey, but different pics for sure. Sent a mirror pic of her in skirt, boots, and a white shirt posing in a mirror. See below for pic.

I know this is my second post, sorry to be asking for Intel. CL scares the shit out of me for some reason, but I've had pretty good luck in the past. PMs are fine, and if nothing then I will TOFTT and report back.[/QUOTE]Pm me the waukegan girls number ill toftt this week.

[QUOTE=JoeD999;2394500]Many of the real replies that I get are asking for a face pic. Have you guys been sending a real face picture out to girls that ask? I hate sending real pictures.[/QUOTE]No real pic. I have found a couple of pics on the net I copied that are close enough to my looks and resize them smaller and send those. Sometimes I get a double take but the pics are close enough for "plausible deniability".

[QUOTE=RobertWi69;2398238]She texted me last night about meeting up today and I told her I'd need to see a current picture before I hook up with her (I previously tried to hook up with her and told her I wanted a current pic but she never sent one). She said she hates selfies but would send one in the morning after she showered. She never sent anything so at about the time Rocket Dork posted this I texted her saying she must have hooked up with someone else since I never got a picture. Her response was "nope, still broke". So I replied that I figured she did since she never sent a picture as she said she would. She hasn't replied back. I even told her I wanted to take pictures and would pay more $ for the modeling and she should let me know what she wants for that (she previously said pictures are ok for additional $).

Does she look that much worse than the pictures I got that are probably years old? All I want is to see what I'm getting before I go to pick her up and bring her back to my place. She can't be that much heavier than the picture she sent me, that just sending a current selfie is keeping her from making some good $. Or is she?[/QUOTE]She is not fat, she has a smoking body.

Friend looking for new clients. Cute, tall and awesome skills. Seniors PM for details.

[QUOTE=RobertWi69;2398238]She texted me last night about meeting up today and I told her I'd need to see a current picture before I hook up with her (I previously tried to hook up with her and told her I wanted a current pic but she never sent one). She said she hates selfies but would send one in the morning after she showered. She never sent anything so at about the time Rocket Dork posted this I texted her saying she must have hooked up with someone else since I never got a picture. Her response was "nope, still broke". So I replied that I figured she did since she never sent a picture as she said she would. She hasn't replied back. I even told her I wanted to take pictures and would pay more $ for the modeling and she should let me know what she wants for that (she previously said pictures are ok for additional $).

Does she look that much worse than the pictures I got that are probably years old? All I want is to see what I'm getting before I go to pick her up and bring her back to my place. She can't be that much heavier than the picture she sent me, that just sending a current selfie is keeping her from making some good $. Or is she?[/QUOTE]That is Stacie. Her face is a little rough and maybe she is self conscious about that, otherwise tight bod, nice tits, great BJ skills. Still without the bike room and she isn't going to chance anything there. I was VERY FORTUNATE to get an appt while her mom was out of the apartment.

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;2399429]Friend looking for new clients. Cute, tall and awesome skills. Seniors PM for details.[/QUOTE]Come on guys, don't cheap out with her. She probably won't do a car date with you just so you can save a few bucks. Those of you who I passed along her info please follow through if you contact her. Some already know her and can testify to her looks and skills.

Not FS but treat her right and she'll treat you right.

Went to visit my CL MILF friend at work and got my weekly BJ. Very nice woman who really gets into it. CL does work (its a miracle) Rocket Dork.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;2401456]Went to visit my CL MILF friend at work and got my weekly BJ. Very nice woman who really gets into it. CL does work (its a miracle) Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]I have been posting on CL for years with no real luck. Do you use pictures?

Tried setting up a meeting with Bike Room Stacey. Everything was looking great. Then she texts me one hour before I was to meet her. She says she can't meet me. Again she cancels out on me. Would be great to have a back up gal. But I'm going to stay with what I got. Good Luck if anyone is lucky enough to see Stacey. I'm totally done with her.

[QUOTE=RonM;2401967]Tried setting up a meeting with Bike Room Stacey. Everything was looking great. Then she texts me one hour before I was to meet her. She says she can't meet me. Again she cancels out on me. Would be great to have a back up gal. But I'm going to stay with what I got. Good Luck if anyone is lucky enough to see Stacey. I'm totally done with her.[/QUOTE]I have also tried contacting her recently. After reading all the post regarding the infamous bike room and how it was shut down, I thought the Stacey boom had passed. Guess not, I tried calling and texting to no avail.

[QUOTE=RonM;2401967]Tried setting up a meeting with Bike Room Stacey. Everything was looking great. Then she texts me one hour before I was to meet her. She says she can't meet me. Again she cancels out on me. Would be great to have a back up gal. But I'm going to stay with what I got. Good Luck if anyone is lucky enough to see Stacey. I'm totally done with her.[/QUOTE]Told me she wasn't in town yesterday. That was it.

[QUOTE=BlackHawks6640;2401531]I have been posting on CL for years with no real luck. Do you use pictures?[/QUOTE]I am never putting my picture on CL. You never know who will see it. Rocket Dork.

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Not sure how my last post was flagged as argumentative, so I'll just state the Facts of the matter:

Fact: texted Stacey to set up get together. No problems. In fact she said she could get a room if before noon. We agreed. She said to text her in morning.

Fact: I arrive at agreed upon site and text Stacey. No response. Call her. Rings & rings then to generic voicemail. Wait 20 min, text & call again. No answer. Wait 20 more min, text & call again, still no answer. Wait 20 more min, same no responses.

Fact: I'm done with Stacey. Don't need my time wasted like that.

[blue]Perfect, you stated your experience without attacking the other poster. Now it's information and if he decides to white knight I bring the hammer on him. Keep doing that and you'll never hear from me again.

Great job,

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Thanks for posting this. It helps us all to know this.

[QUOTE=HappyMan68;2403539]Not sure how my last post was flagged as argumentative, so I'll just state the Facts of the matter:

Fact: texted Stacey to set up get together. No problems. In fact she said she could get a room if before noon. We agreed. She said to text her in morning.

Fact: I arrive at agreed upon site and text Stacey. No response. Call her. Rings & rings then to generic voicemail. Wait 20 min, text & call again. No answer. Wait 20 more min, text & call again, still no answer. Wait 20 more min, same no responses.

Fact: I'm done with Stacey. Don't need my time wasted like that.

[blue]Perfect, you stated your experience without attacking the other poster. Now it's information and if he decides to white knight I bring the hammer on him. Keep doing that and you'll never hear from me again.

Great job,

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