[QUOTE=Mikey9350;6224533]Good afternoon fellow mongers Since HD Spa is closing for the next 3 months I felt that I needed to find a temporary provider in the meantime. Despite the not so intriguing reviews about Ess Spa, I decided to go out on a wim. I saw that they were advertising a lot on BRmaps and said what the hell. Showed up Sunday without appointment and walked in and was greeted by a smaller Chinese lady in a night gown. Upon entering the room. 45 for 30 minutes. Seems to be the standard Once got in the room, which was a pretty decent size room she started off the massage and was nice. A lot more rubbing than massage but I was like what the hell. There was some teasing involved which she kept asking OK? Ok? OK? On the flip, which I was assuming normal L1 so was prepared for that. But what came next I was unprepared for. She signals for L3 and names her price. If you are curious what it is. 2 is her price. Starts with a CBJ which lasted about a minute, seemed a little rushed. Then onto the table she went and took a pretty decent pounding. Was able to pick her up and cradle her in my arms and get the job done. Finished up she gives you paper towels to wipe down sprayed with disinfectant. A hug leaving and was told to come back. Overall 7/10.[/QUOTE]This has to be one of the worst experiences I've run into. Massage or body rub or whatever you want to call it wasn't even there. She, basically, dumped oil on me and spread it around. No pressure, no teasing, complete silence. I went yesterday about 10 ish. The woman had to be in her 50's wearing a red velvet dress. Her hair was a short brown Bob. I don't think she talked too much bc her teeth were pretty messed up. When she finished spreading the oil around on my back, she towelled it off and the signalled to flip. Did more of that spreading on my front and then pointed to the boys. Half asked jackhammer with a little touching. She gave up after 5 minutes. Unless anyone can point me to someone, by name, who is more fun, I won't be back. What a waste.
